#I sound like a ho

[theabigailthorn]

TOMORROW

The House of the Dragon season finale drops tomorrow!

Can't wait for you to meet Sharako: she's such a badass I love her and some of her lines are going to be especially loved by tumblr haha

[kyonshi-8610]

more than one week i will be gone

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[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

the funniest thing about the "call us jaladdin" line is that i have not stopped referring to the two of them as jaladdin since watching rise of red for the first time

[flwrkid14]

I think we should fully embrace the idea that when Jason crawled his way out of his grave, he didn’t just come back with scars. He lost part of his voice.

Not like he had much practice talking while he was buried under six feet of dirt, right? And then, they toss him into the Lazarus Pit, and sure, his body’s alive again, but his mind? It’s a mess. Revenge. Anger. Confusion. There’s no room left for casual conversation when all he can think about is what happened to him. He only speaks when he has to, because trying to form words feels like trying to sift through the fog that’s settled in his brain.

But Jason? He still loves to read. Vocabulary isn’t the problem, it’s the act of speaking itself. Sometimes, when he opens his mouth, he swears he can taste the dirt. He can feel the dryness in his throat, like it’s still raw from all the screaming, and suddenly, talking becomes this… unbearable thing. So he stops, because silence is better than remembering.

And even when he does talk? It doesn’t sound like him. It’s not the voice of the boy who used to crack jokes with Bruce or make snarky remarks. There are no voice cracks anymore. There’s nothing familiar. He doesn’t sound like himself. It’s like some stranger stole his voice, and it makes him feel… like a ghost in his own skin.

So yeah, maybe he’ll eventually start talking more often. Maybe he’ll even pretend he’s fine. But I think, deep down, Jason never really got his voice back after the grave.

[theswedishpajas]

Good morning 🦴🦴🦴

[cilogram]

This is from the Sparks Guide Book, explaining the people mentioned in Sparks songs. As you can see, the text is written by Ron.

Please excuse the curved pages, and enjoy!

[moonchild-in-blue]

Yeehaw territory is all of the USA, but mostly west of the Mississippi River (anything bought in the Louisiana Purchase that was considered the 'frontier') 🌿

@whataboutyouisamascot thank you for the history lesson! Unfortunately I have no idea where Mississipi is, and I'm way too sick to look that up, so I'm just nodding and smiling gratefully like an idiot 😃👍 <- not a thought behind those eyes

[totallyawesomeomens]

Alright, I watched season 2 of Good Omens yesterday and I figured if I don’t post these season 1 headcannons I’ve had in my drafts for months now I probably never will so here they are

Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally kill birds so often that it's become a habit. They've become so used to it that they just miracle them back to life without even interrupting their conversation.

Aziraphale once killed a duck by throwing an entire loaf of bread at it like Marcus does in About a Boy

They are also somehow responsible for the extinction of Dodos. Yes, I know the last three are technically all one headcannon,

When Newt first started having phones, none of them lasted for more than a few weeks. He currently uses a very old Nokia phone because it's the only one he didn't break.

Anathema never even opened Agnes' second book. If she had, she would have found a lot of empty pages and one single prophecy telling her that her job is done and she can live her own life now (Agnes probably knew she was never going to read it, but she still put it in because why not)

Newt loves to cook, but he can’t do it on his own because whenever he uses the oven or the stove it either stops working entirely or he starts a fire. Since he and Anathema moved together, they’ve started cooking together often so he doesn’t have to turn on anything electrical

Newt also tried to repair the radio in his car once and nearly broke the whole car

Despite having her own body again, Madame Tracy has developed an actual connection to the dead by being possessed by an angel. She doesn’t use it for work anymore, but sometimes Shadwell will find her with two cups of tea having a chat with Agnes’ ghost. Agnes loves to scare him.

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

since I was thinking about the fnaf vocal performances I’m gonna list some things I like about Afton’s real quick

- the fact you can *hear* him grinning like only thing we knew about this guy for the longest time was that he had a shit eating grin plastered on his face and I think it’s apt that carries over.

- damn he’s sure of himself. His VA sites Hannibal Lecture as the main inspiration for his cadence Cus he’s just calm and sounds like he’s trying to trick you into something, apt I like it a lot. Even when his voice gets more gravelly Cus of the bunny suit this carries over which is nice.

- speaking of the bunny I like how he holds on his ssss’s in ffps it makes him sound really slimy (and also like a snake ((like the can’t cadet story do you get it do you get it)).

- I like how unhinged he is in the AR game he sounds like a panto villain and that’s hilarious.

- this is less about the performance but will gets a lot of lines that other characters also have. He uses bits of michaels monologue, some of the UCN lines, even the “don’t be afraid” thing miiight be a reference to one of Baby’s lines. This rocks. It makes me feel the influence he has over like every character it’s great I love it.

[vampiric-kitty]

Hey so I just wanted to say sorry, l had no idea what was going on, really, on the heart bruh, I'm sorry, l really am, and I hope you forgive me. I was going through something. This morning I took a shit. It hurt. This is why I should drink water. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry, I hope u know I'm a girl and I just saw a picture of u and a toilet with redish orange color, and I thought. "Is that blood?????" And I wanted to make sure u were okay.

So. I'm sorry. I hope you find it in your heart to forgive me. I was gonna say #speakingfromtheheart but that sounds like it's not serious.

Again. Sorry. My friends are fan of you. Please send them autographs. 💛💛💛

[rexscanonwife]

Good afternoon girl

[gloriousmonsters]

sympathies go out to people who were into paranoid DJ's songs during the 4 year gap and thought of Valentino as having this super mean, dark, gravelly voice but the contrast between that and joel perez's beautifully queer-accented code-switching mood-ring roller coaster of a voice is so funny

[dykegirlfriend]

sometimes you need to stoop down to other peoples' level

[theinfinitedivides]

me watching Ceo-dol Mart: oh this is a cute show!!!!! probably a mindless watch but i need something like this anyways let's see how this goes

me watching ep 4 of Ceo-dol Mart: oh these boys have Issues and Problems. they need a hug

[skopostheorie]

as someone who has hungarian as their first language it's such a jumpscare to go to your blog and get reminded that you're learning it cuz it's barely mentioned anywhere lmao

SPOT THE HUNGARIAN !!!

[diltonsstrangescience]

I genuinely was not expecting the “fake doubles get destroyed” thing to actually be a running joke like this. Yet here we are. Third time and counting.

First it was one fake spy getting hit on the head. Then it was two fake spies getting disintegrated by a mailbox. Now we have three fake spies and one fake car getting blown up by a robot cow! It’s just going to get more elaborate from here! How are they going to top three doubles plus a car? An entire duplicate building of P.O.P. headquarters?

Also I love the implication that C.R.U.S.H. has used other robot cows full of explosives in the past. Like this is one of their default plans.