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indigo-flightly-falls · 2 years

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Okay trying to think of new plot idea by using an incorrect quote generator.

Here's some of my favorites:

Tango: Do you even know what an amulet is? Taurtis: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions! Tango: Taurtis, those are omelettes. Taurtis: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing.

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Etho: I haven't slept in seventy-three hours. Hels: Eighty. Democratically elected leader of insomnia. Tango: Bitch, it's been ninety for me. I'm going for an even one hundred. Grian: You guys are fucking terrifying.

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*when the Squad drops food* Hels: Eh, oh well. Tango: FIVE-SECOND RULE! Grian: FUCK! Bdubs: *just gets more food* Etho: *drops to their knees and mourns the food* Taurtis: *eats the food off the ground*

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Etho: So we're gonna read what we wrote down so we can tell everyone in the class something about ourselves. Bdubs: Okay, my name is Bdubs but you can refer to me as Lord Farquad. Etho: Okay that's not happening- how about you! Taurtis: I'm Taurtis and I like the movie White Chicks! Etho: ...Okay... whatever, I respect that. Grian: My name is Grian and I hate this place, it actually sucks here... Etho: Okay... and you... Hels: *nervous* Uhhh my name is Hels and my favorite color is... math.

#indi's writing #i think they are idiots #techically grian wouldn't be here but I needed to add him :P

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cognitiveinequality · 11 months

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So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!?#AFTER they blind you?!? WTF

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crowleys-hips · 7 months

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demaparbat-hp · 2 days

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That infamous prison escape.

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ato-dato · 1 year

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Aziraphale please! He’s been through enough!!!

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maxgicalgirl · 7 months

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Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

#autism #neurodivergent #adhd #fun facts #GOD I’m such an idiot #anyways now a 10 year old is out there looking up swear words online and it’s all my fault :(#I got so excited by the fact that I knew a fun fact #that I didn’t stop to think that maybe not everyone knows that fun fact for a reason :(#it’s like explaining how to successfully bury a body at a book club #or explaining the dangers of Scientology to your sister’s boyfriend the first time you meet him #or debating gay sex positions with your best friend in front of your mom #no matter how much I wish to be a beacon of knowledge in this world #sometimes there are things others just don’t want to know #and consciously that’s valid but the autism ? I does not care

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heavyshrimp · 14 days

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a flower for you <3

#pokemon #pkmnart #pokemon art #eevee #artists on tumblr #my art #anyone else feel like when you draw one of these idiots you have to draw the rest of them #i think i probably will

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months

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"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and then we can grind Miranda into paste!"

#ethan winters #karl heisenberg #wintersberg #resident evil #resident evil fanart #rebhfun #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #re8 if karl didnt fumble so hard he literally died #anytime i draw wintersberg know that it is under the assumption that karl did not propose to use rosemary as a weapon #it would be incredibly ooc for ethan to agree to something like that and also increidbly immoral 😭#anyone who blames ethan is nuts #why should it have been on ethan to negotiate with the dude who has done nothing to prove himself as trustworthy #karl literally tries to SCARE ethan into taking his deal #thats like a huge sign that its gonna be a horrible partnership #i love karl #hes a great character #but him thinking that ethan would ever accept his deal was just delusional #anyways #ethan was not stupid or wrong for not taking karls deal #anyone who geniunly believes ethan was a idiot for not taking the deal is forgetting that he is in fact his own character #and would rightfully not want to use his baby under a vague deal that doesnt even elaborate on details #a karl and ethan teamup WOULD be cool #but with the deal karl proposed #it was doomed from the start #*rants about why karl and ethan should never teamed up *#*draws wintersberg*#ok rant over whatever

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mysterydragon14 · 4 months

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continuing the cotl hyperfixation

this was my reaction when i first beat the one who waits

#seriously you think this shit's easy nari?#oh yes invite someone i fear to live with me #get freed idiot #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #cotl the one who waits #cotl lamb #fanart #my art #art

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shibascrem · 3 months

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH TO THE CEPHALOPODS

This takes place a little before the events of Splatoon 3. And I am of the opinion that the agents have all accidentally (unwillingly) seen them naked at some point since Eight escaped the Metro.

Please be kind, this is my first time doing a whole ass comic. How do people do this on the regular...

B-SIDE is now up!

#splatoon #pearlina #pearl houzuki #marina ida #off the hook #The things these two idiots have done to me #I literally think about these gay cephalopods too damn much #my art

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pineapple-frenzy · 6 months

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Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

#zutara #zuko #katara #atla #book 2 au #my art #i mentioned in my last book 2 au post that i wanted to include short hair katara into it and y'all were so supportive of it!! 😭😭😭#so this is how i think it would go #it would happen as katara is trying to evade one of zuko's fire balls #she manages to avoid it but since her hair is long it still caught on fire #she'd be pissed so she water whips the hell out of zuko #and then promptly forgets about it akfhkakdkakdj #even after the sparring session she still hasn't remembered cause 'oh no zuko's in pain i have to help him!'#it isn't until zuko even mentions it that she remembers #zuko thinks she's more calm than i thought she would be after burning her hair so he mentions it to her #little did he know katara just forgor aldjlakdkaljd #n e ways zuko does feel bad so she offers to help fix it up for her #i think after the haircut katara would find herself looking in mirrors when there are any around cause 'zuko thinks i'm beautiful?? really?#zuko doesn't know this tho and he thinks katara is till sad about the unwanted haircut so he keeps telling her that she looks beautiful #and katara just keeps losing it aldjlakdlald #in conclusion they are idiots your honor

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shiverandqueeef · 11 months

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hey do you guys remember when green day released the explicitly anti-war anthem 'american idiot' back in 2004 as a direct response to all the post-9/11 jingoistic AMERICA HOORAH songs flooding the radio at the time and how it contained the lyrics:

Well, maybe I'm the faggot, America I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

and the point was to use a slur that got right to the core of the conservative propaganda that framed being anti-war as effeminate, weak, un-american? and to take that slur and be like fuck yeah i am and this faggot is going to stand up for what they believe in fuck you

and gay rights activists were mad about it? like how dare this straight man use a gay slur green day is homophobic actually and we should make that the dominant narrative in the discourse and never ever talk about the war stuff

and meanwhile all three members of green day weren't even straight? the lead singer was openly bisexual. billie joe armstrong is very much a faggot. fuck you.

#og #green day #american idiot #bisexuality #biphobia #bi erasure #anyways i dont know why im thinking about this today #i don't even particularly like green day #oh right bc of the lytic ask

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mfshipbracket · 1 year

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#surprise couple!#mf ship bracket #mf ship bracket 2023 #bonus round #kylo ren #rey #reylo #anti-reylo #star wars #unsure how to tag these i've been relying wholly on amanda's research and fandom experience.#ummmmm #king charles #royal family #camilla parker bowles #parasites in chief in their idiot hats #full credit to amanda messaging me at 4am like “i think reylo could beat king charles and camilla. food for thought”#hope u guys enjoy <3 #like i said. this is my little thought experiment #anti reylo tag here like . do we need anti monarchy too. sorry this one is hateful

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caguaydreams · 6 months

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boops might be gone but the experience will stay with me forever

#sth #sth fanart #Sonic The Hedgehog #Shadow The Hedgehog #sonadow #if you squint. I think #since these idiots won't leave me alone I started doing these a little bit before the boop feature was no more #I also wrote down a followup but I'm debating on whether to do it or nah #idk #caguaydraws #I can't believe *these* are the first sonic drawings from me to see the light of day out of anything else #fuck it let's roll #boop

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bottombaron · 1 year

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The scarest thing about Nandor being actually smart in all things Guillermo is that this is the reason why he'll never make the move to be with him:

Nandor already knows how he feels about Guillermo.

He's not even repressing it. He's just made peace with it. Because Guillermo was never an option.

Guillermo is human. He'll choose to stay human. He's fleeting. He'll always leave in some form or fashion. Nandor doesn’t choose to act on his feelings for Guillermo for the same reason why he never turned him. It would just be a curse.

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandermo #no srsly #the competence Nandor expressed this episode was off the charts #not that he's not a big dummy at heart #just that i think this is another unreliable narrative thing #we like to go “Guillermo's right there u idiot”#at Nandor #which is valid #but now im thinking that Nandor already knows probably even before the docu-crew showed up #we just all assumed he didnt consider Guillermo because hes an idiot #but hes probably already went thru the 5 stages grief over knowing Guillermo would never be with him for all eternity #and at some point hes going to have to let him go

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paintedcrows · 18 days

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Some Fords! (and Martin K Blackwood is also there)

#Some Ford wips I'm working on! I'll probably post these all seperately later. I dunno yet. just wanted them out of brain jail #The TMA crossover drawings are inspired by a fic which I cannot find the name of right now BECAUSE AO3 is DOWN????#anyway I got more drawings for it I'll post all together later #also I haven't listened to protocals yet and I need to relisten to the og so I hope I remembered Martin's level of lonely avatarship lmao #Also I just think Ford would be a bit mean to himself. ESPECIALLY his immidiately post Fiddleford leaving self #conflicting thoughts of 'I cant risk changing the timeline' and #'I was a miserable self centered idiot and Im afraid I still am so I need to to put my younger self down to feel better'#Gravity falls #Stanford pines #ford pines #young stanford pines #gf fanart #fanart #fan art #my art #digital art #martin k blackwood #the magnus archives crossover #Edit: the fic was 'earth becomes sky in the most literal fashion'!!

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