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robo-milky · 1 month

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OC x Canon Week Day 2: Mundane Tasks

Cloche is definitely maintaining eye contact… totally. A very professional maid on duty right there.

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lesbaurinkos · 9 months

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sometimes archie just makes a face and it’s like oh. you are my sweetest dear friend with whom i once picked apples in papa’s orchard. oh how i want to set you loose to let you frolic in the fields and be a gay poet forever. oh your eyes are so kind and trusting like those of a baby deer. what if we blow the whole world up. examples below

#ARCHIE ANDREWS IT SEEMS I HAVE GROWN QUITE FOND OF YOU ETC ETC #my FRIEND…… i would kill uncle frank a million times over i would never let you go to war…………#wrapping u up in a nice towel and putting u in my purse except i don’t own a purse so idk a backpack of some kind surely #i can’t lose him in a week NOT MY BEST FRIEND #riverdale

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willowser · 9 months

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i was watching weightlifting fairy and college! touya came to mind:

✨swimmer! touya✨

omg ??? SWIMMER TOUYA ???? why does this feel so right aifjdhsjakq he's probably so good at it bc he's all lean and skinny and stuff and he's probably super fast, has to focus only on getting better, no romantic interests 🥺🥺 let's see, how do we meet ??

OH OKAY I'M THINKING that he goes to practice in the student lap pool really early one morning, like really early. maybe around 4 or 5 or something. and while he's in the locker room getting dressed down, he can kind of hear noises coming from inside the pool ??? and so he goes to check it out and it's you and two of your friends that have drunkenly snuck in there 💀 he doesn't know how but you're all in your underwear and your friends scream when they see him LOL and they start to scramble out but you just grin at him from the middle and shout out, while laughing,

"come join us, handsome, the water's perfect !"

#akfbdjskamala HOW CUTE #and your friends are like GET OUT OF THE WATER STUPID #bc they're afraid you're going to get in trouble alfbfwjqk #and touya is standing there covering himself with his towel BLUSHING AKFBRIWKQK #isn't allowed the time to date and stuff or his dad would kill him #WAAAHHH I LOVE THIS IDEA #KISSING YOUR BRAIN #✿ thoughts: dabi/touya

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mattodore · 9 months

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"show off your music" tag 🎧 using this spotify app

this looks so sexy... anyway thank you for the little tag @machinegrl

tagging @wldestluv-rs @fizzytoo @rottengurlz @lucidicer @woohooincoffin @omgkayplays @void-imp @helltrait @raiiny-bay if any of you want to do it as well <3 no pressure tho obv!! also if you've already done this pretend i didn't tag you dkjnhk haven't scrolled very far back on my dash yet

#river dipping #playlist #gold guns girls is a song olly sent me bc it reminded him of matthias <3 so i spent hours listening to it #if it weren't for the repeated lines mentioning women i'd put it in his playlist but alas............... he is a gay man fdkjndjf #on my knees asking ppl to send me more music that reminds them of my ocs btw. i'm so normal abt it... :)#also........... god.........................................#listening to futile devices and thinking abt theo is enough to kill a person where they stand #i would know. typing this from the grave if you were wondering #famous last words / i'm a liar / silver / lemon eyes are all songs that if i'm listening to them i have to sing along. like i have to.#like it bursts out of me and then i'm banging my fist on the floor. like. literally. like actually.#ESPECIALLY i'm a liar. it makes me want to die and it's in the echthroi story playlist. god.#PLEASE TAKE ME HOME . BAM . WRAP ME IN A TOWEL . BAM . THE MARKS ARE ALL GONE AND I'M FEELING MYSELF AGAIN . BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM #CRAZY . IT'S JUST SO FUCKING CRAZY #lemon eyes turns my brain to mush too because it's SOOOOOOOO matthias coded.#like especially early on in mattodore's little situationship when theo was just. so jealous. like caustically so.#hush now baby there's no need to cry let me wipe away those lemon eyes......#all your worries such a waste of time... you can't even see how much you're Mine. . ....#I BET YOU WANNA WALK AWAY RUN AWAY LOOK AWAY TURN AWAY HONEY YOU CAN'T HIIIIIIIIDE #LEMON EYES YOU'RE MINE. YELLOW EYES ALL MINE.#YELLOW I WILL HAVE TO BITE YOUR TONGUE. . . SONGS THAT MAKE ME CLAW AT MY OWN SKIN

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jovenshires · 5 months

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My dearest, darlingest Katie 🩷

First of all, I want to wish you a very happy birthday! 🥳I sincerely hope that you get to enjoy your day as stress- and cold-free as possible! 💚 And in general wish you many, many wonderful and pleasant days to come! 🫶

Now since you provide so well for us with your wonderful fanfics <3 I wanted to make sure that you got something as well, and therefore made you a little (emphasis on little) present!

And while I love your recent works so, so much! (and hope you know that through my comments 😹💕). I wanted to go back to the fanfic that made me fall in love with your writing in the first place! “The right side of my neck (still smells like you)” will always have a very special place in my heart, as one of the first fics to have read more than like 15+ times by now! You have such a great skill for writing truly comfortable intimacy and so much more, ofc!

Hope you’ll like this <3 and take good care of yourself! 🤗💜

Love you literally so much!

Stella 🩵

STELLAAAAAA omg this means. SO MUCH to me you have no idea!!!! i love you, i am so glad we met through this lil community and became friends, this is gonna send me absolutely spiraling from now until forever. i ADORE you ty so so so much <3333333333

#ik ive already told you this like yesterday but i would kill for you. real.#also the rat in the towel is fucking sending me into orbit its my favorite thing LSNLKDNDNDKNLNDK #psychic mullet fic #fic #katie wrtes #spommy #shipping #stella #wallpaper inside my heart #ask #asks #the DEDICATION btw to sending this at midnight MY TIME? literally none of my friends texted me at midnight. i am. gooped gagged bewildered #but most of all i am honored to be your friend <3 #love you mwah !#rpf #katies birthday #made for me

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mymarifae · 1 year

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project sekai is such a good game. i'm going to steal a car and drive it off a cliff

#read the new niigo event. it's good. kaito is the tough gruff blunt love mafuyu needs it's exactly what i was hoping for #he does Not fuck around. he tore right into the heart of the problem: that mafuyu is afraid to acknowledge that his mother is abusive #when kaito said 'she's going to kill you'...wow....no wonder it took so long for him to show up #these harsh truths would have been too overwhelming for mafuyu in the past. but he's come a long way and like #for the sake of his healing... it's time he starts unpacking this mess and stops being passive #also mafuyu's mom...ugh. i hate her. so much.#they managed to perfectly pull off giving her this... like... subtle slimy Vibe. her every word sends chills down my spine #she's so... despicably composed and has no shame in treating mafuyu like a doll. very very very unsettling.#props to kanade for telling her straight up that she's a shitty parent LMFAO i love when my wet paper towel of a child snaps #i talked about this on twitter but the way kanade is the master of rage. yeah. god. GOD THIS GAME

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caffeinatedopossum · 1 year

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My anxiety and depression feel like the ocean. Even when I'm not drowning in it, I'm having to fight to swim and it's exhausting. Even when I'm not swimming in it, it's still there, waves greedily lapping at my feet. It's always there.

I don't talk about it because there isn't much to say. Everyone already knows the ocean exists, yknow? Telling them it does just seems redundant.

Even when I'm sitting safely on the shore I can't stop thinking about it, staring at it, swaying where I stand because I've forgotten what it feels like to stand without the waves. Just waiting for the tide to rise again because I know it has to. Waiting for the ocean to disappear even though I know it never could.

#this wasn't meant to sound poetic or anything. jts just something i cant stop thinking about #anyway just some musing about chronic depression and anxiety #it never feels easier. it never feels better. its all just part of the cycle #all of my friends know. they all know what i go througj #and it isnt quite that they dont care. its more like its just routine to them #like 'oh opossum wants to kill himself? opossum cant take the fear and exhaustion anymore?' just another monday to them #all the while the people who have never been to the ocean before tell me to keep swimming. tell me it gets better #tell me to get out and dry off #because in their minds the worst its been was the deep end of a swimming pool #i cant hate them for not drowning with me. its not like i would do anything different in their place really #its just angering #because i have no way to make anyone understand #i dont want to be alone but i dont want people to drown with me #i dont know what to do and i never have #im always waiting for something to change #but no matter how many people come into my life with beach towels and buckets for hauling water #theyll never make the ocean shallow or dry me off

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toytulini · 2 months

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i bet i could keep a fern alive if i was just growing it emersed in a tank, but i cant exactly take cuttings of ferns to root in water, and im Extremely Hesitant to try just Washing Off The Roots bc ive yet to get all the dirt off that way and i Really dont want dirt with god only knows what in it in my fish tank

#toy txt post #can i?????????? grow them from seed?????????????????????#if i get seeds from my parlor palm i might try to get them to germinate in paper towels and if i can get them past the cotyledon stage #maybe i can get them growing emersed!!!!!!! and give some away haha thatd be cool #but yea like. idk i know ppl put dirt in tanks sometimes but like idk what the og nursery that grew it put in there and im sure some of #that og dirt is whats held in the deepest clutches of its roots. id probably be fine since i dont really have any invertebrates?#but like i dont want to risk it u know?#but it sucks bc i bet id actually be able to keep a fern alive cos it would solve my problem of not watering it enough and maybe it would #even be enough humidity all by itself!! idk. i just know my crispy wave bird nest fern uh. well. its crispy #its not dead but its slowly dying and this is like. the second or third one of these ive killed?#the daily misting seemed to be helping for awhile but then it just started dying and even the healthy leaves kinda look like shit so. idk.#ig i just Shouldnt Have Ferns for now

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nomaishuttle · 10 months

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prev post well i scrolled once and realized it IS a moshi monster huge win for the moshi monster artstyle recognizers of the world

#verrry exciting. i never actualy got suepr into moshi monsters (didnt know there was an online game until last year) but i had the ds game #the carnival one. n rly loved it #and i hate a katsuma plush who was legit my favorite toy id take him with me everywhere. theres even this frankly very scary book i wrote #and illustrated (bc that used 2 be my favorite thjng t do.. i would staple paper together and judt write things like i had one abt natural #disasters explainjng them bc i loveddd natural disasters basicslly)#but anywyas. i wrote one abt katsuma listing all of katsumas favorite things n stuff. katsumas favorite food was STRAWBERRIES and he loved #hide and seek #speaking od hide and seek one time i was playing hide and seek with him u see. which means i was finding places to hide him #and then pretending to find him. and atp was when we livd in my grans house #so there was a pool table downstairs. andwell. i shoved him into one of the pool table holes #so imagine my shock and horror when i pulled him out and he was absolurely covered in like..black dust.#luckily there was a bathroom in the basement (my grandpa built it it was called the loo #) so i went in there and just. run water over him #and then wrapped him in a towel. and then tried to sneak past my.mom upstairs #bc she was on the couch and inws trying to get to my room. so i wrapped katsuma in a human sized towel and like. quickly ran up the atairs #and past my mom. and she was like. looking at the comically large bundle of towels in my hands. like Everything ok. and i was lke YES. and #ran to my room. idk why i was convinced id be in trouble if she found out i ..#got a toy dirty? n tried to wash it? but it ws very funny. thats my 2 biggest katsuma memories but i loved that guy. i took him 2 the #playgrounds we went to (my mom hd a fun game wed do where we would go to a new playground and then wed rate the playground based on certain #features like what all things it had how much fun we had how long we wanted tonsray etc. so whenever we were like trying to kill time in a #new town or something like rhat wed go and she always had th clipboard on her. so we would do that :]] and i liked to take katsuma and push #katsuma on the swings and down the slides and things of that nature

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orcelito · 10 months

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nnnnnnnnnnnothing like big big spider on my blinds (crawling on my blinds) at night (at night) big and crawling on my blinds (at night) and knowing i have to deal with it but it is big and crawling on my blinds (at night) and i dont want to break my blinds (at night) and i dont want to break my items sitting UNDER my blinds, but it is big and crawling on my blinds (at night) so i have to deal with it anyways

i. got it. with. a combination Chemical And Box attack. lskdjflskdjf my fabric spray was sitting on my desk (under my window) (where the spider was crawling on my blinds) (at night) and so. opportunistic.

i sprayed it. it fell. I Slammed It.

spider is dealt with. but i had to go into another room bc i was making the most deranged laughter out of nerves and adrenaline.

god im so bad at dealing with spiders.

#speculation nation #spiders ment/#bugs ment/#i just. covered it with a paper towel. it fell onto my sill thankfully lskdjflskdjf #i was so scared of it falling on my things #also just nearly gave myself another heart attack bc the paper towel is hanging off the edge just a tiny little bit and #its making a dark spot on the wall below the sill and my near sighted ass thought it was another spider for a moment #i have a bug killing box bc im nowhere near brave enough to even THINK about carrying bugs outside #i wanna. i would have a panic attack though probably if i tried.#so. bug killing box. it's a redbubble box i got some time ago with a poster in it. a perfect rectangle shape.#so i kept it for cases such as this. it is its only purpose. i love my bug killing box.#anywys now that ive nearly had a panic attack tonight it's time for me to continue editing!#ykno ive been like 'hm i dont Think i have any phobias' but i think. this probably counts as a phobia.#LISTEN I LOVE SPIDERS THEYRE SO SO COOL AND I WANT THEM TO LIVE HAPPY LIVES #but as soon as theyre in My Space. all bets are off.#especially big ones. ive managed to let lil ones live so long as they stay in their corner. but big ones Can Not Stay.#unfortunately i live in a partial basement unit. there are many spiders around during the summer. this is my personal hell.#but. it's. fine. i dealt with it. i Dealt with it. im fine. (im still dealing with the adrenaline lmfao)#anyways back to editing

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bibleofficial · 1 year

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after basking in the glow of my pettiness - writing on the mirror ‘would an adult leave their nail clippings on the shared vanity’ 4 my brother - karma got me, bc i accidentally knocked a fucking cactus onto my bed

#stream #i’m #u know what i was fucking right i don’t care #i knocked it at 1.06a & it is now 1.43a literally im using a folded towel as a pillow ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLA like #now i’ve got to do SO much laundry & fucking vacuum i’m going to end it all #BUT OH MY GOD ???? MY BROTHER IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS UR ALMOST 24 HOW DID U NOT FUCKING CLEAN UP UR NAIL CLIPPINGS #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ????? WHAT IS WRONG W U !!! HE CANT EVEN FUCKING CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN HE FINISHES IT OH MY GOD !!!!!!!#like ‘why doesn’t he have a girlfriend’ mum look at this #U LOOK AT THIS #this is what u got #bc i’m going to kill myself #i want to smoke soooooooo bad but it’s ok bc i’ve chugged a glass of wine & then remembered i can get high & now i’m chillin #1.47a & livin the dream #if i start looking at myself & my surroundings i will have a breakdown #like omg at the fucking meeting on friday we had coworkers that graduated come back for what reason idk it was nice to see them but they’re #like ‘if u want. a gap year or 2 before grad school go ahead like u should do that’ & im like mama …#i’ve been in school for like 6.5-7 years …. like + minimester + summer courses 😭😭 like break ?#if i took a break i literally would not go back to school #like ALSKALKSLAKSLAKALA #& i need to fucking apply to grad schools still FOR THIS FUCKING FALL #like y’all ….#i’m going to KERMIT #like i-#i’m also just toyin in my head like #y’all what if i just fucking go to japan #like #it’s so unhinged like do u speak japanese ? no i fuckign do not but i DO know that u can get languages courses (intensive) for good prices #so i know i could learn japanese #like bro #why not

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unreasonabletree · 1 year

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its apparently getting horny for gray sweatpants o'clock on dash today. sometimes i worry about this fandom.

#listen dream is very pathetic wet kitten and i would kill anyone who dares say something mean to his face in cold blood #i wanna wrap him in a warm towel and watch over him as he sleeps so the demons dont get him #i adore this pathetic white boy #and he is very pretty aesthetically #but as an asexual this feels like. looking at the same picture of cardboard over and over again.#are u guys okay

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that-foul-legacy-lover · 2 years

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Thank you for this precious piece of Most Deserving.

I hope you have a nice day, because i will certainly have it with this starting it :)

*throwing plushies your way because everyone should have an army of plushies to cuddle into*

*squishes plushies* hehehehee i'm glad you liked it!!! i'll be honest, if anyone gave me affection like how i wrote in the fic, i'd probably react the same way ;v;;

(also pspspspss does the plushie pile include a moth plushie it'd be very nice if it did <333)

#chit chat #not brainrot #darling mutuals #i hope you have!!!! an amazing day!!! and week!!!!!#it was so fun to write because i got to sit down and go 'how would i react to any amount of soft affection'#also i just killed a spider for my friend. fear me #i'm afraid of spiders but my friend is more afraid so i slapped that sucker with a paper towel and tossed it away!!!!#*squeezes plushies more*#good evening :)

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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#ay ay ay. my head feels like its stuffed completely full of cotton. bulging at the seems #its just that wrung out ive been crying too much feel. i just had to do a bunch of application stuff yesterday night #and there were way too many tears so i work up out of focus with salt in my eyelashes. so i wasnt that productive despite the fact i really #need to b rn. and i met with my boss for our weekly meeting and its just so many things i have to do #like theres this procedure for some new equipment we have and im testing it out but like she wants to see it in action and im like treading #close to dangerously unstable so the chances i burst into tears in public is quite high which is why i hide in my apartment and only go to #the lab when no ones there. but no im prob gonna have to go in Thursday and have to go drive like and hr away next week so we can hopefully #have all the equipment we need for another project thats gonna kill me. plus we got contacted by a group we were gonna work with last year #who wanna work with us again. which is objectively good like itll look real good on a cv to b involved and like even non science ppl would #prob find it cool. but i csnt feel any of that bc i dont kno how im gonna be able to go back and forth contacting the other lab group i #have to work with in order to do everything. which its like itll b fine #ive done it before. 2 of the 3 things i have done before so itll be fine. it just doesn't feel like it #it feels like im dissolving into pieces and everythings spinning too fast. theres a film between myself and everything else so i cant touch #anything and it cant touch me.#and its weird bc i know that burning myself out is what got me here but i still cant detatch myself from the soul crushing guilt of not #making every second productive. its disorienting bc my brain will b like: u should just stay here over break and get stuff done #and like no. thats objectively the worst thing i could possibly do. i just feel like a wet glob of paper towels. ive already committed #myself to only 13 days being gone. only have to trudge through like 21 days 1st. how? no idea #like im sure itll b fine but somethings gotta give before my brain implodes beyond repair. if were not there already #ay everytime my boss says something nice abt me to someone it just feels like a knife in the gut. like shes not lying but i just feel like #ive fallen so far that shes talking abt a past verson of me and it makes me sad. like idk how obvious it is but im sure i have terrible #vibes irl lol like the sort of pained twisted up little smiles u make when u dont wanna lie but u dont wanna b honest ay #itll b fine. i can feel the floorboards giving way so somethings close to giving just have to see where and in what form the metaphor #actulizes. hopefully it does so quickly bc im bored and tired of living like this. and i dont really wanna go home and explode into tears #like a child and have my parents deal with me. which they would bc theyre great. i just dont wanna worry them sigh...#unrelated #i should sleep bc i gotta get up and burn my brain out being a scribe tomorrow morning. at least i get to hang out with someone cool

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wibble-wobbegong · 1 year

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ALSO BADED ANON I SAW YOUR ASK AND I AM SO EXCITED TO ANSWER IT BC IM STILL THEORIZING ABOUT THE EXACT THING YOU ASKED BUT I WANNA ANSWER IT CLEAR HEADED

#it’s one of the things im trying to work out rn #it’s why i was asking about towel symbolism the other day #listen if i can figure out the sequence of the trance i WILL #i have so many ideas and thoughts and theories about it from the songs #like there’s the surface level stuff but i’m trying to dig into specifics #i also need to look through my IT book and see if there’s anything specific to eddie k because SHOCKINGLY mike w is parallels to eddie k #WHICH LIKE. MAKES SENSE?? BUT ALSO IT DOESNT #it’s the funniest parallel imo #it would be even funnier if i managed to find parallels between will and Richie #IMAGINE DUDE #my biggest fear is mike’s almost death paralleling Eddie’s actual death just bc of how heart wrenching that shit was #MAYBE ITS LIKE THE VERSION OF RICHIE AND EDDIE THAT GETS A HAPPY ENDING #obviously in a very different story but like #idk #if mike touches will’s cheek and says ‘crazy together’ and asks to tell will something before dying i WILL kill myself #except mike comes back and they are Happy and In Love and everything is Omay #<- said with tears in my eyes

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sage-nebula · 2 years

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Decided to make Surge & Kit's tag on my blog "traumatic bond" in a play on Sonic & Tails' tag on my blog, "unbreakable bond."

#bc Surge & Kit's bond sure is a traumatic one #it's so fun to read tho. but also I feel bad for Kit. but also it still is really fun to read #(and I feel bad for Surge too. just also want to bop her on the head with an empty paper towel roll for how she treats Kit)#(ofc she would kill me immediately after. but it would be worth it.)

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