#I’m a simple girl

[the-darkestminds]

Me reading this:

[bitchiswild]

No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, sink to the shower, from the porch, to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratically, exponentially, logarithmically, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the coach, on the chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bouncy house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, cunt throbbing, fist clenching, ear riding, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrust, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blowing, soul snatching, overstimulated, vile sloppy, moan, inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, soaking,beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world needing, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy , can’t talk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheet soaked, hair soaked, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pudding popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango, they could put a nuclear bomb inside of me and I’d still ride.🙏🙏🧎‍♀️🫶

@xjgyxx

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

I love older trans women so much bro, like once a chick gets into like her late 30s and onwards it’s like they’re so fuckin hot. Just started thinking about older bitches and smiled to myself

[heartsoftruth]

Lewis Hamilton after qualifying P5 [without his penalty] at the Italian GP | 10.09.22

“I just failed so badly in trying to explain aerodynamics! They asked me about the aerodynamics and I was trying to explain and I realised I'm really not an aerodynamicist!"

[gothicwill]

This is very very serious scene but every time I watch it I’m just staring at his arms

[spacexcowgirl]

thoughts on james and regulus holding hands?

hello mil what a lovely question 🫶🏻

my thoughts are I love it and because I love it i’ve decided they do it all the time. regulus, who is against pda and complains when james pushes those limits, but loves holding hands like. always. regulus who complains about how sweaty james’ hands are but does not let james pull his hand away when he tries. regulus who plays with james’ fingers when he’s nervous or anxious, and doesn’t even realize he’s doing it, but james does so hes always ready to reach out his hand and be there for him.

yes yes yes. case closed. thank you.

[horror-wh0re611]

😒🫸; older Cis dudes calling themselves “daddy” hitting on me and telling me all nasty fucked up things they’ll do to me

😎👉; older butch & stud daddies hitting on me and telling me all nasty fucked up things they’ll do to me

[spaciousintrovert]

someone make out with me for three hours please

[mistress-of-words]

[diceywaters]

have not seen enough appreciation for surena’s frog voice that shit KILLED me

[haydenshill]

When an account you love and really respect, likes one of your posts…

[cillian-gets-me-wetter]

me every time jeremy allen white’s calvin klein ad plays on my tv

[t3acupz]

Best superpower to have?

Or, a superpower you already have? (I seem to have the power to make livestock poop just by looking at them.)

i want the power to time travel so i can make mads and hugh kiss when they filmed the wrath of the lamb

[its-tea-time-darling]

smash any dylan o brien character against a wall and i promise you i‘ll ship you with said character

[eddiemunsn]

it’s so fucking hot its 94 degrees outside and all i can think about is a sweaty munson in my kitchen in his underwear chugging ice water with a fan blowing his pretty hair out of his pretty face because he’s my stinky sweaty pretty boy i love him i kiss him i make him lemonade and roll him a joint mwah

[bakubunny]

bunny: this game looks interesting. *downloads demo*

bunny: *sees one character with long, shaggy dark hair, scruff, and scars on his face that wasn’t in the cover art*

bunny: oh?… 👀

bunny: *immediately searches for fan art of said character*