#I’m fucking funny hit tweet

[wrathofrats]

All the ghouls before pebble were like fairly large I think it would be so fucking funny for him to be summoned and like ??? he’s just so little??

Alpha: ah fuck they summoned a child

Pebble: I’m not a child you cunt

Alpha: ah fuck they summoned an evil gnome

[bowlofsoob]

TRUTH OR DRINK; CELEBRITY EDITION

choi soobin x gender neutral idol reader

idol au, established relationship

you, a soloist, go on the show truth or drink. for every question you can either answer it or take a shot. during the interview you hint at the fact that you may be in a relationship. it doesn’t take long for your fans to figure out who it is.

author’s notes: do u want a part two? i think a truth or drink with soobyn as a couple would be funny

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Welcome to Truth or Drink!

You: Hi, I’m Y’n and I’ll be playing Truth or Drink today! Can I take a shot to help my nerves?

Q: What is your recent single about?

You: So my new single, called Forbidden, is about two people being in love but not being allowed to express it. It can be interpreted in many ways, whether it’s because they’re gay, work together, or for other reasons that make them unable to show it. I’m glad to see that many fans loved it.

Q: Is there anyone who inspired it?

You: Well, a lot of things inspire my songs. So in a sense, yes!

Q: Have you ever hooked up with a fan?

You: Wow, we’re getting right into it. I honestly haven’t. I’ve seen their thirst tweets though. Also, seems to much of a hassle. Before the pants come off we’d have to sign so much paperwork. NDA!

Q: Have you ever hooked up with another idol?

You: Oh my god, you guys are so nosy! I’m going to pour myself a shot, which honestly answers the question…

Q: When have you hooked up with another idol?

You: This is basically the same question!

Q: Are you in a relationship?

You: *immediately takes a shot*

Crew: So… you are in one?

You: Hey, i took a shot so I don’t have to answer!

Q: An idol you are close to or want to get close to?

You: Oh, there’s a few people I have friend crushes on. It’s a little harder to make friends in my career. I would say I’m pretty close to Soobin of TXT. We work under the same company so I see him quite a bit since our schedules line up! I like to treat him to food and pinch his cheeks…

Q: Favorite song right now?

You: Skipping Stones and Chasing that feeling by TXT! I really love Soobin’s verse. Come and kiss me~

Q: Ideal type? Or someone who fits your ideal type?

You: Hmm, I like someone who is introverted but very outgoing around people they’re close with. I think those are the cutest people. Regarding physical features, I think anything is cute. But I really like it when they’re taller than me…oh! And dimples! Dimples are so cute.

Q: Who is someone you’d like to collaborate with?

You: Sooo many people. Hmm, TXT? I think that would be cool! Hit me up you guys.

Q: Fuck, Marry, or Kill…Soobin, Jungkook, and Nayeon?

You: I don’t feel like getting canceled today so I’ll just take a shot.

Q: Craziest fan interaction?

You: Most of them are respectful and sweet…but one time someone mailed me their underwear? My dog tried to eat it.

Q: When is your next album?

You: Soon! Later this month, I promise!

Thank you for joining us today!

You: Thank you for having me. To everyone watching, check out my single when you can~

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[millzieraa]

Alex w s/o has stretch marks and they’re insecure of it? </3 I have them NSJSJANISJS my mom would point them out at me you don’t have to do it pookie bear ‼️‼️ don’t forgor to drink water and don’t starve yourself or stress yourself!! MWAH LIVE YOU POOKIE BEAR ‼️‼️💋

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Summary: you have have stretch marks and are quite insecure about them; on the contrary, it's one of Alex's favorite physical features about you!

Note: MY BAE! MY BAE! MY BAE!! @billkaulitzsrealgf always makes me giggle and kick my feet fr, I LOVE YOUU🙏 I also have stretch marks on my inner thighs, AND my mom also points them out so I UNDERSTANDDD!! anyways, enjoy :3

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The first time he noticed them, he stared for a good while. Enough for you to notice. You started to get nervous, thinking he was staring at them in disgust.

When he noticed how uncomfortable and anxious you looked, he immediately felt bad. he looked up at you and smiled softly, “your stretch marks are beautiful cariño.” Alex says softly

You don’t believe him, thinking he’s just saying that because he caught onto your insecurity. “You don’t have to lie Lex, I know they’re not the most flattering..” you say with a nervous smile

He looks exasperated as you say this, looking at you with his mouth slightly parted. “No no! I actually really love them! They’re hot” he says with a playful and dramatic wink.

You laugh and hit his shoulder, making him laugh more. Ever since that day, he always lays where your stretch marks are. If they’re on your thighs, he lays on your thighs. If they’re on your stomach, he lays on your stomach and exc.

When you’re feeling extra insecure, he’ll trace them with his fingers, even littering little kisses on them. When y’all are getting intimate, he’ll kiss them while kissing down your body RAGHHH (⊙_⊙)

He loves tracing them with his fingers while yall are cuddling and shit, like just running his fingers down them in awe. HE LOVES THE WAY THEY FEEL!!

He just loves you so much, he really doesn’t give a fuck how you look or what features you have. He just loves you and thinks anything you hate about yourself or are insecure of makes you even more unique.

If anyone points them out, in a negative way he won’t hesitate to make them shut the hell up. People can insult him all they want but the moment someone insults YOU?? His beloved? Nah he’s pissed

He’d embarrass the FUCK outta the person that insulted you. And the thing is, he wouldn’t even feel bad! He wouldn’t insult the others persons appearance or anything because he doesn’t believe in that kinda stuff but he’d make them wish they just shut their lips

He’d say something like, “are you actually okay? Like genuinely. What makes you think you were cool for pointing that out like it’s a discusting thing? Funny how nobody’s laughing” he’d say, straight faced. THE OTHER PERSONS COOKED

If multiple people online tweet something like that out he’d probably address it on stream, saying something like:

“I wanna just say something before we start stream. People have been commenting on my s/o’s physical appearance and that’s something I’m not gonna tolerate. They’re such an amazing and supportive person. I’m not and will never be okay with that and I wanna make myself really clear when I say that.”

He’d genuinely do anything for you, not really caring what other people think or say because at the end of the day he loves you and that’s all that matters in his eyes!! Bbg loves you SO MUCH!

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[glitchaxolol]

Honest opinions on Wrestlemania XL Sunday:

Drew v Seth: I was so happy for Drew when he pinned Seth. Seth was taking those hits like a boss but Drew was honestly slaying. Drew’s entrance looked cool asf but wth was Seth’s😭!? Him tweeting during the match was actually so funny. But anyways, DAMIAN CASHING IN WAS AMAZING AND JUDGEMENT DAY CHEERING TOGETHER AT THE END MADE ME SO HAPPY!!! (I expected Damian to cash in but I was glad he did) Match was still really short tho.

The Pride v The Final Testament: I like both teams but may I say, Scarlett and Karrion looked badass. Some of those hits had to be painful, on both sides. Also Karrion just picking Scarlett up at the end was lowkey sweet. Again, it was really short.

LA Knight v AJ Styles: That flip from AJ over the top rope was smooth. Both of them got in some good hits. That Avalanche German Suplex was actually insane. I was honestly rooting for AJ(who was looking like an absolute daddy btw😩) and I’m genuinely sad he lost. The end was lowkey stupid tho.

Randy Orton v Kevin Owens v Logan Paul: The start was genuinely funny, Randy getting on the back of the cart and riding along. Teaming up on Logan was a good idea. Also like, what did KO expect? Ofc Randy was gonna try to RKO him. They all got some good hits. I was NOT expecting IShowSpeed to be in the suit😭🤣! I was pulling for Randy but I still didn’t mind Logan retaining. Honestly he makes a good heel.

Bayley v Iyo Sky: Bayley’s wrestling gear looked great but Iyo looked lowkey drunk walking down(lol). They both gave us a good match tbh. Bayley was being an absolute beast, taking those hits pretty well. And I’m so happy that Bayley is finally getting what she deserves, she absolutely deserved that win!

Cody v Roman: The orchestra for Roman’s entrance was pretty cool honestly. (He looking fucking hot as ever btw🤭 also he stuck his tongue out so omfg, he cannot keep lookin like that😩). (He could call me a little bitch if he wanted🤞). Jimmy and Jey coming out to fight was pretty cool. I was just waiting for Solo to show up lol. John Cena and Rock coming out to face off with each other was great! I was hoping Dean was the one to come but Seth is alr ig. Roman choosing to hit Seth over Cody was a nice “Fuck you” for when they were in Shield. I actually cheered when Taker came out!!! Both Roman and Cody were absolute BEASTS during the match. I love Roman and I would’ve loved for him to win but it was for the best.

Overall: The matches were a bit short but holy shit was it worth it. The main event was amazing and so chaotic!!!

Reminder: These are just my opinions so don’t get like pressed or anything lol.

[subtlehysteria]

So I’m busy listening to Family Line by Conan Gray and it’s just such a Steve Harrington song and it got me thinking about a modern Tiktok au.

Steve picked up guitar because Robin insisted he needed a hobby besides being an unofficial babysitter and it turns out he actually really likes it and even starts composing his own songs. He and Robin are roommates so of course she gets to hear his songs and insists he share them on Tiktok or something because, “You’ve got a gift, dingus, you’ve gotta share it.”

Eventually, after Robin and Dustin both bug him about it enough, Steve relents and posts a short little melody, not him singing, just playing and it gets some good traction so he figures okay, I’ll post another. He slowly works up to posting a song that he also sings to and when he does it’s a love song based on his and Nancy’s breakup called “Bathroom Breakup” or something and it goes viral and suddenly Steve is flooded with comments and followers and collab requests and he’s like ??? Because he did not anticipate becoming tiktok famous at all. King Steve would have eaten this shit up but New and Improved Steve is a little more hesitant to step into the limelight these days.

But still, he keeps posting songs, mostly love songs and funny little tunes. One time he and Robin collab and she’s going to town on the trumpet and it’s fucking fantastic and of course it starts a huge collab across tiktok like that one sea shanty.

But the song that catches rock star Eddie Munson’s attention is Family Line.

Eddie is not big on social media. He hates the fakeness and the expectations. The only social media app he has is Twitter and he is unafraid of speaking his mind no matter how many frustrated emails his agent sends about cultivating a good image.

He’s busy scrolling through his feed one evening, trying to find bigoted trolls to verbally smack down as one does, when he comes across a tweet with a tiktok video link. Usually Eddie doesn’t touch tiktok but he’s gotta admit, the look of the guy catches his attention. The swooped hair, the thin framed glasses, a yellow sweat shirt with the sleeves pushed up that shows off well-sculpted forearms and he’s already pressing play before he realizes it.

The guy’s a little nervous at the start, saying that he usually doesn’t post songs like these but he just really needs to get it out of his system and when he starts playing, Eddie already feels chills. And when he starts to sing? Holy fuck, Eddie is hooked. The song is so heartbreaking and it hits Eddie hard in the broken home feels and fuck but he needs to find out who this dude is.

He downloads Tiktok for the sole purpose of watching Steve’s videos and by the time he’s made it all the way down to Steve’s first video he’s already writing an email jumbled with lowercase letters and key smashes asking to try and get a collab project with this Steve Harrington even though they’re on totally different planes of genre.

Meanwhile Steve is refusing to look at his phone, has turned off notifications because he’s nervous as shit after posting Family Line which is so so personal and revealing and so it’s only when Robin tells him he’s got an email after glancing his abandoned phone that he sees he’s been contacted by a representative of some musician he’s never heard of about wanting to do a collab and this has to be a joke, right? So he googles the name of the artist and oh.

Eddie Munson is unfairly pretty. He’s got these thick shoulder-length curls and messy bangs, large doe eyes and the brightest smile. And fuck but he wears a lot of crop tops and he really makes it work. Steve checks him out on Spotify and he shouldn’t be so surprised with the image Eddie’s cultivated but still he plays some serious metal and hard rock. Why on earth would he want to collab with some indie tiktok musician?

He asks as much in his reply to the email, has Robin double check it to make sure it sounds professional enough. The agent is pretty straight forward saying Eddie got really inspired by Family Line and despite their differences in styles is really keen to collab and so Steve agrees if only to meet this frankly inhumanly pretty man.

And when they meet for the first time in person? It’s practically love at first sight and they both know it. But they still dance around each other, innocently flirting and despite all their differences they get along so well it’s not even funny.

Their collab song drops on Spotify and it blows up like there’s no tomorrow and now Eddie’s often seen in flashes in Steve’s videos and the entire internet is like “ARE YOU DATING???” and of course being the little shits that they are they neither deny nor confirm it and everyone is going crazy trying to prove whether or not they’re dating.

Meanwhile Steddie is laughing their asses off trying to think of new ways to tease their fans with cookie crumbs in Steve’s videos and Eddie’s tweets.

Anyway, I just think it would be super fun to have a modern mixed media fic and fuck but I really wanna write this now…

[kittenwalker]

I had the idea of evan and actress reader reading tons of thirst tweets together. Just saw a lot of videos and thoughy it would be nice with evan too omg. You can chose if you wanna write with both or not.

notes : this is very short and shitty but I had a hard time writing the speech and actions together so like yea just a little blurb :) Also evan and reader are just best friends. Enjoyyy

“ Alright ready? “ the producer asked. Y/n looked in the mirror and touched up her hair a bit before nodding her head. “ Okay action! “ The cameras started rolling as Evan introduced himself first. “ Hey Buzzfeed, I’m Evan Peters with the lovely Y/n Y/l/n and today is another ungodly episode of thirst tweets. These are actually going to traumatise me. “ He laughed and slid a hand over his face. “ Don’t worry you’re not alone “ Y/n patted his back, both of them making sad pouting faces. 

“ Oh don’t make them think we kidnapped you here and forced you two to do this! “ One of the crew members shouted from behind, making everyone burst out laughing, lighting up the atmosphere. Both the actors pulled out their phones and clicked into twitter, the horrifying and chaotic app. “ Alright shall I do the honours of doing the first one? “ Y/n asked Evan. “ Yes please, I don’t think I’m ready. “ Evan took a deep breath in and heavily blew it out, making you chuckle.

“ Whenever I see Y/n on screen I can only think of letting her sit on my face and me eating the fuck out of her. “ Her eyes were widening as she was reading it. “ Woah already on a great start here Y/n “ Evan gave a funny worried look. “ Yea uhm, well I appreciate being on your mind and hope I taste good in your dreams? “  She shrugged and made an uncertain expression. Seeing that Y/n didn’t have anything left to say, Evan started with his first tweet.

“ When I stumble along a video of Evan, my vibrator suddenly appears in my hand and bussy is purring. “ Evan laughed out loud and shook his head in disapproval. “ God these people on twitter need to be controlled! I’m disappointed in you people on this app. “ Evan put a hand on his chest and acted like a disapproving dad, making Y/n playfully hit his shoulder and laugh at him. Them grinning at each other brightly, “ Okay my turn, this is funner than I thought kinda disturbing but that’s the twist to it. Alright next one, Y/n seems like a great person to have a smoke with while watching a sunset, making out with her till the dusk takes over the sky. “ 

“ Aww, that’s actually really cute and should’ve been the first one I started out with. Well if you have time we can go have a smoke together, I’m free tomorrow in fact. “ Y/n joked, making a hand into a phone and putting it to her ear, mouthing the words ‘ hook me up ‘ with her wiggling her eyebrows. “ Don’t worry about her people, she’s just desperate for friends, she’s a loner. “ Evan used his large hand and covered Y/n’s face. “ Hey! I choose to be alone sometimes okay “ She scolded Evan, smacking his hand away. He put up his hands in defeat and cackled, “ I trust you, but remember when you’re lonely I’m here to cure it “ Evan placed his hands onto her hand and puckered up his lips while smiling. 

“ Yea yea yea, read your next one big boy “ Y/n gestured to his phone. Evan focused his gaze back onto his phone and scrolled to the next tweet. “ I would like for Evan to push me against the wall with his hand around my neck, choking me, then smashes his lips against mine and we have a very heated make-out. “ Hearing him read out his tweet, Y/n almost spat out her water. She was shocked, who knew the internet was so wild and brave to say such things. “ Bravo you’ve got your first nasty one that WILL haunt your dreams tonight. “ Evan just stared at his phone disgustingly, poor man is disturbed. 

“ Well firstly, I’m traumatised. Secondly, I would never choke anyone because I am not a sadist myself and wish to not hurt anyone. “ Evan placed his phone faced downwards and wiped imaginary sweat off his forehead. “ Yea guys don’t misunderstand that he’s a sadist, because he’s actually a secret masochi- '' “ Guys please don’t listen to this little girl she doesn't know anything that’s coming out of her mouth. “ Evan interrupted her by putting a hand over her mouth. Taking this as an opportunity, Y/n pinched him arm away, making Evan wince. 

“ See everyone! I just got it on black and white that Evan enjoys painnn. “ Not giving a single second for Evan to respond, Y/n moved on to her last tweet. “ Okay last one, let’s get a juicy one. Ah this one, I’m literally so gay for Y/n I wish I could make her feel so good. “  Oh did Y/n love having an effect on both genders. “ Well my fellow, sorry to break this to you but Miss Y/l/n sexuality isn’t colourful. “ Evan said while still soothing his pinched skin. “ Welllll you’re wrong, I actually don’t have a label so you freaky fellows still have chances. “ Y/n smirked while squinting her brows together. 

“ Omg you’re saying I have a chance too!? “ Evan dramatically gasped while flicking his wrist. “ Nahh you’re just my best friend “ Y/n wrapped her arms around his shoulders while smushing him closer to her. “ Way to go for friendzoning me “ Evan mumbled into her hair as he pretended to cry. “ Your welcome, now read your last tweet crybaby I can’t handle this suffering any longer “ Picking back up his phone he read the last and final tweet to end this pain.

“ I wish Evan Peters could smash a laptop on my tits right now, oh come onnn. Why is it always violence? “ Evan sighed. “ Oh well at least it’s over, now put down that phone and delete that app later. You're too sweet for it. “ Y/n suggested as she funnily pushed off his phone patted his head, acting like his mum.

“ WELL uhm that’s it for today’s disturbing thirst tweet, uhm buzzfeed please never invite us again though it was our pleasure to be here.” Evan unexpectedly shouted his sentence, making Y/n jump and her making a ‘ are you crazy ‘ face. “ Yes thank god let’s please wrap this up but also don’t forget to watch our latest movie American Animals streaming on netflix and hulu. “

Y/n was so glad to wrap this up because all she learned today was that she made the right choice of not being on the internet.

[darkficsyouneveraskedfor]

Back to Basics

Request: “What else can I expect from a bimbo like you?" + Smile, babe, you’re on camera." + Lloyd/Flora

Warnings: this is a dark drabble and will include elements such as noncon, age gap, and coercion. Not all elements are explicitly flagged, proceed at your own risk.

Note on Sleepover Drabbles: keep in mind that these drabbles may not align with the overall storyline of the Campus AU as they will focus on matching characterisation to given requests.

I would truly appreciate any thoughts and reblogs on these drabbles in spirit of the sleepover. Hope you are having a wonderful weekend and thank you for joining me!

“Get away from me,” you outpace Dr. Hansen as he strides coolly behind you.

“Don’t talk to me like that, baby face,” he taunts, “come on, it was funny.”

“Funny? You fucking catfished me.”

“Well, you aren’t answering my calls–”

“Geez, I wonder why,” you throw your hand up as you march away from him, your heels impeding your desire to flee quickly.

“Come on, let’s sit down and have some dinner,” he grabs your arm.

“I don’t want to have dinner with you–” 

His foot tangles between yours and you stumble forward, scraping your knees on the pavement as you fall heavily. The heels of your hands are left raw as you catch yourself and hiss. 

“Oh, dear, you’re going to hurt yourself,” he raises his voice for the passerby's who look your way, “here, let me help you up.”

You growl at him and stand on your own, shakily as you wipe the pebbles from your flesh, a hint of blood beading on the broken skin.

“You’re an asshole,” you huff as you wipe your hands off on your jacket.

“And you’re a little slut,” he grabs your arm, “so why don’t you come with me and we can be ourselves, together.”

“Let me go,” you wrestle with him, your clunky heels clomping on the sidewalk.

“Listen,” he squeezes your arm, “I got something to show you and I think you’ll want to see it before I show the dean.”

“What are you talking about?” you shove him away from you, “why are you doing this?”

He unbuttons the top of his jacket and reaches inside. You turn and continue your path away from him. He follows as he clicks his tongue. Before you can reach the corner, he steps in front of you, holding up his phone. 

“Smile, you’re on camera, babe,” he declares.

You stop short and cross your arms, squinting at the screen; at your image. A picture taken of you on your back, exposed, with him inside you.

“So you don’t think maybe the dean will be more concerned of a professor fucking the student body?” you scoff.

“I think your academic integrity will be more in question than my own,” he smirks, “I’ve also spoken with a friend who was able to retrieve some rather interesting information for me. Your real daddy works damn hard to pay your tuition, doesn’t he?”

“Jesus, is there not some new target for you to play with?”

“I’m not done with you,” he smirks, “should I hit send or–”

You sigh. He’s right. You have much more to lose. There was already a scandal, whispered in the halls, tweeted about; a girl in third year fucking a professor. Expelled and the professor still teaching. For her, it was life-shattering, for him, another day in the life.

“Get it over with then,” you puff, “I have homework.”

He snickers and tucks the phone away. He grabs your arm and you drag your feet as he turns you down the next street. You recognise his car in the lot behind the restaurant, that sour shame scours your stomach. Without a word, he leads you to it, opening the back door. A moment of deja vu makes you snarl.

“Like old times,” he winks.

“You really are fucking disgusting, you know that?”

“What does that make you? Fucking for a B? You could’ve at least pushed for an A–”

“Shut up,” you elbow past him and throw your purse in ahead of you.

You crawl across the backseat and he pushes in behind you. You’re against the other door as he shuts the other, closing you into the cramped space with him. You lean an arm beneath the window and grip the back of the seat with your other. 

Hunched over, he kneels behind you, tugging up your skirt as you grit your teeth. Goosebumps rise on your skin as he bares it. You can’t believe you’re doing this again. He slaps your ass so the noise echoes in the small space and drags his finger down the sheer fabric.

“What else can I expect from a bimbo like you?" He muses, “you were gonna fuck this guy, weren’t you?”

You huff, humiliated. He tricked you and now he’s rubbing it in. He never can resist pouring salt in the wound. He shuffles closer on his knees as he hooks his finger in your panties, pulling them aside.

“You never wore anything like that for me,” he flicks two fingers between your folds, rubbing you as you stare out the window. 

He pokes at your entrance and forces his fingers into you; one, two, then three, stretching you as he rams his knuckles against you harder and harder. You scowl and snarl under your breath. You brace the door as his persistence stokes your body.

“Ah, you’re getting wet for me,” he grabs your hips and slides you back, lifting your ass high as he fingers your cunt, “can you hear it?”

You bite your lip and hold in your retort, afraid it might betray the way your insides coil. You hate him so much yet your cunt clings to him. 

“Three…” he wiggles his fingers, “you think we could get another in, hmm?”

He pulls out and pushes his pink against you, scrunching his fingers as he prods, pushing past the resistance until you whine. You gasp and reach back blindly, trying to swat him away.

“I should go for the whole shebang,” he taunts as he turns his hand, rubbing his thumb along the back of your entrance, “that ass is begging for it.”

[vanwritesfan-fiction]

Haute Couture (18+)

Words: 1,554

Warnings: Contains explicit content, please DNI if under 18

You looked out the window of the jet, the top of the Eiffel tower visible in the distance as you got close to your destination. You were joining Jack in Paris for the Louis Vuitton dinner that evening, but Jack headed to the city before you to attend the Givenchy show that afternoon. You loved Paris and couldn’t wait to spend a couple of days with your love in the City of Lights. You were jogged out of your daydream by the sound of notifications on your phone. You opened twitter to see Jack’s fans going feral over his look for the fashion show, some tweets downright explicit. Your stomach twinged with jealousy as you read through your feed. Not a lot of people knew about your relationship, especially not the public, so you often had to withstand the thousands of thirst tweets and DM messages he received without being able to claim him publicly, and it pissed you off. Especially when he looked this fucking good in the photographs.

It took a few rings for Jack to answer your phone call. “Hey, baby.” You scoffed, he had some nerve giving you a regular greeting after what he’d done. “Oh lord, what now?” He chuckled. You could hear he was in a car, the roar of the engine in the background. “You alone?”, you asked, finally breaking the silence. “You’re not even going to ask me how the show was?” You rolled your eyes, clearing your throat. “I can see how good the show was; you’re trending on Twitter right now.” He perked up, knowing this was driving you crazy. “Oh really? What for?”

“Don’t be funny, Jack, I’m not in the mood.”

“What are you in the mood for?” His tone was telling, his voice low and gruff; you squeezed your thighs together at the thought of his hands on you.

“It’s not fair that other people get to see you like that. I miss you, baby.” You were pouting and felt like a brat even bringing it up, but it was how you felt.

“I wanna hear how much you miss me.” It was more of a command than a request.

“I just said I missed you.”

You could hear his smile over the phone. He let out a sharp breath. “You know that’s not what I mean.” Your pelvic muscles clenched involuntarily at his inuendo. “Jack, there are other people on this plane. I don’t think the pilot wants to hear me moan your name.”

“Fine. Then just listen. You belong to me, and I don’t think about anyone else but you. Tonight, I’m going to prove it to you. After I’m done with you, there won’t be an inch of your body that hasn’t been kissed, licked, or pleasured. I’m going to make you cum so hard with my just my tongue, you’re going to be tasting yourself on my lips for days. And then I’m going to fuck you so hard with my cock, that tight pussy of yours will only orgasm for me. Understand?”

You gulped, shifting in your seat, your wetness soaking your panties and jeans.

“Do you understand?” He asked again, this time expecting a response.

“Yes.”

“Good girl. I’ll see you tonight.”

****

Jack checked his phone a couple of times as he sat at the table. He was expecting you to arrive at least thirty minutes ago, and he was starting to get worried. He cursed to himself when he dialed you a couple of times but didn’t have good enough service for the call to go through.

Jack was startled when the waiter bent around him, holding out a small, wrapped box. “Monsieur Harlow. Mademoiselle Y/L/N regrets to inform you she could not join you for the party, but she hopes you’ll accept this gift as apology.”

Jack plucked the small card from the top of the box, recognizing your handwriting immediately.

Thought you would want a souvenir to remember your actions earlier today. Come find me at the hotel when you’re done tonight.

He pulled the ribbon on the gift, opening the top to reveal a piece of lace fabric. It took him a second to realize it was your underwear; the same underwear you were wearing today on the plane. Without giving hit a second thought, he excused himself from the table and headed to the hotel.

****

You heard the whirring of the key card as the door unlocked, Jack emerging from behind the door, his eyes dark. “You think you’re cute?”, he asked as he stripped off his suit jacket, moving to unbutton his white shirt. You couldn’t help but giggle as you layed on the bed. “So, you got your gift?” He scoffed, removing the buckle from his belt. “You know I did.” His hard cock sprung from his boxers as he slipped them down his hips. “What did you think?” You licked your hand, beginning to stroke the head of his cock, Jack letting out a groan as he gathered your hair in one of his hands. Knowing that you had him under control for at least a few seconds, your grabbed at his testicles, squeezing them in your hand. His hips bucked toward you. “Baby, what are you doing?” Jack edged out, his eyes squeezed shut in pain. “Just a reminder that you belong to me, too. I can’t have people thinking that you’re single looking that fuckin’ good. You won’t do it again, will you?” Jack was too focused on his balls to answer. You squeezed harder, making him cry out. “Fuck, yes, baby. I won’t do it again.” You released, giving him a cute little smile. “Thank you, baby.”

****

Jack shivered as you ran your lips across the tip of his cock, a string of saliva connecting when you pulled away. “Are you ready?” You simply nodded, sticking out your tongue to him. He slid his cock down your tongue, about halfway, so you could adjust to his size in your mouth. When you were ready, you tapped the back of his thighs to let him know you wanted more. With one thrust, he hit the back of your throat, slowly pulling back out so you could take a single breath before he thrusted into you again. You couldn’t help the tears brimming in your lashes, the drool uncontrollably dripping out of the sides of your mouth. “Fuck, your throat is almost as tight as your pussy.” It didn’t take long before you could feel his balls start to pulse, his pace staggering as he came close to orgasming. You whined when he removed himself from your mouth, wanting to continue to pleasure him. “Turn over.” You immediately complied, presenting your ass to him as you arched your back. You felt him drag his cock through your folds, stopping at your entrance at pushing the tip in. “Jack, please”, you begged, the teasing driving you crazy. With a snap of his hips, he thrusted into you, the force making your core clench around him. He set a furious pace, his pelvis hitting your ass with each drive.

“Oh, I’m gonna cum, Jack.” Jack pulled out, turned you around so you were on your back, before entering you again. He lifted your legs so he could hit your g-spot, helping to take you over the edge. You came around his cock within seconds, your orgasm traveling through your legs, making your toes curl. He placed kisses on your calves as he watched you catch your breath. “You okay?” He checked in with you. “Yes, keep going.” He slipped back into you, picking up that same pace, your orgasm immediately building in your lower stomach. “Jack, I’m gonna cum again”, you announced, breathless. “I’m close, too.” You tried holding off, but he was hitting your cushiony ceiling just right, you came again, this time the sensations even stronger. “Shit, I’m cumming.” Your clenched pelvic muscles drew out his orgasm, his release filling you up.

Jack hovered over you, his chest rising and falling with each deep breath he took to steady himself. “You did so good, baby.” He placed a kiss on your forehead, tasting the beads of sweat that had formed on your skin. You grabbed at his bicep, attempting to pull him back down. Where you thought you would feel relief at his weight being lifted off of you, you just felt cold. You could barely move, your core still tight from your last orgasm, and your limbs rendered immobile, aside from the occasional muscle twitch from fatigue. You could feel his cum begin to drip out of you, your body shuddering at the sensation. He used his index finger to collect what he could see, pushing it back into your pulsing pussy. “Fuck, Jack.” You grabbed at his hand, his large digit making you feel fuller than three fingers usually did. “I can’t do anymore, baby.” Your tone was pleading, but your eyes were lustful. You would take anything he was willing to give you. He lifted your hips, cupping your ass with both hands as he slid a pillow underneath. “Keep your legs closed for me, okay?” You complied, your eyelids heavy from fatigue. 

Jack chuckled, raising up and standing over you. “Don’t move. I’m not done with you yet.”

[khaleesiofalicante]

what if alec actually did have that heart attack we all thought was the hospital scene in tlnd

“You ridiculous man!” Magnus hisses. “What were you thinking?”

“Magnus, calm down,” Alec rolls his eyes. “I’m fine.”

“Only you would have a heart attack and tell everyone you’re fine,” Magnus grumbles.

“Rafael, tell him I’m fine,” Alec groans.

“You literally collapsed in front of me,” Rafael points out hotly. “You’re not fine.”

“See?” Magnus nods.

“Magnus, you got hit by a fucking car!” Alec says incredulously.

“New York city traffic is not under my control! But your body is under your control, Alec!”

“Isn’t the New York City traffic control also under dad’s control?” Max asks, also lying on a hospital bed for some reason.

“You’re not helping,” Alec mumbles. “Magnus. I’m fine. I bet I can do push-ups. Wait. I’ll show you-”

“Sit your ass down, Alec Lightwood!” Magnus orders. “No more push-ups for you. No more Cheetos either.”

“I didn’t get a heart attack because I eat Cheetos,” Alec rolls his eyes.

“I’m sure it didn’t help,” Rafael says, peering into his phone. “According to Web M.D. you might have something called a peripheral cardiovascular disease and-”

“Give me that,” Magnus plucks the phone away. “Stop scaring him.”

“I’m not scared,” Alec huffs. “And stop ordering people around in a hospital gown. You look ridiculous.”

“Oh, please. As if I can’t pull this off,” Magnus huffs. “And I’ll do as I damn well please. You almost died, Alec.”

“Oh my god. It was just a heart attack.”

“You’re already dead according to Twitter,” Max cackles. “They’re making edits and stuff.”

“Am I trending?” Alec asks.

“Not really,” Max shrugs. “Bapak is trending though.”

“Hm,” Alec says. “Maybe I should get hit by a car next time too.”

“Not funny!” Magnus swats him on the chest.

“Ow! My heart! Help! This man is trying to kill me!”

“I wouldn’t hesitate if you keep acting like a child,” Magnus rolls his eyes.

“Here I thought I was going to get killed by Cheetos,” Alec grins. “But I’m getting killed by Magnus Bane. I once saw a tweet that said you can kill someone and they’ll still thank you.”

“If you die, I will bring you back to life and kill you again,” Magnus tells him.

“Is this some weird way adults flirt or am I just sleepy?” Max asks no one.

[fcb-mv33]

So tired of everyone saying Max was a bad loser for wanting fastest lap to maintain his championship lead. Did everyone forget that during his first title fight every single point was important. Max knows not every season can be like 2022 and he saw the downfall of brocedes first hand. Every point counts and the reliability issue cost him 7 points, he damn well wasn’t going to make it 8. He was driver of the day for a reason. He gained 13 positions and he was only 5s behind Checo. Max needing to get through traffic was the ONLY reason why there was a pace difference during the first stint. The team didn’t want to risk a DNF, that’s the only reason Max didn’t try to gain on him. Max was faster than Checo until he was given a target lap time, while struggling with issues. 18 points is better than none. This is the fourth race Checo has won due to Max having issues beyond his control. Baku: an inherited win from Max’s tyre and Lewis’ magic button. Monaco: Max was in the middle of a lap that could’ve put him on pole, and Checo crashed, whether intentionally or not. He screwed his teammate. Singapore: whatever the shitshow of a qualify session. And now a reliability issue in qualifying for Max. Checo has not won a Grand Prix with Red Bull (his performance in Sakhir in 2020 was brilliant, but Mercedes fucked George over, he was leading up until that point and could’ve taken the win) that wasn’t on pure pace over Max. Yes absolutely formula 1 is also about capitalizing on others misfortunes, but don’t let that distract you that Checo has not outperformed Max during a race since he joined Red Bull.

Checo deleting his original tweet that included “I want to be champion” is everything you need to know where Red Bull’s priorities lie. Do you really think they’ll upset their driver that they’ve signed till ‘28? The longest contract in formula 1? Over someone that’s gotten one year and two year contracts. That won’t happen. Saudi was about minimizing damage from qualifying and getting Max to cross the finish line.

I also believe that the “team orders” for maintaining a lap time was to soothe Perez that the playing field is after Brazil and that Max is willing to follow team orders. Buying some good will. They don’t trust each other. Max asked if Perez is also hitting the target lap time in Bahrain for a reason. He returned the favour in Saudi. If Perez doesn’t follow team orders next time out Red Bull has every opportunity to call him out on it and reprimand him. Ricciardo might not be looming over his head but Lawson might be. Marko was prepared to have him replace Max if the needed. That’s a huge amount of trust in a rookie, they’ve kept him around for a reason.

Let’s be honest as well Max had every right to be pissed on Sunday. He was dominating all weekend and through no fault of his own he started p15 when he should have been on pole and would have won that race I don’t blame him for being pissed. He said it himself he is there to win and when he gets fucked over by reliably he has every right to be pissed.

Checo has only ever won when something happened to Max it’s literally so simple to say that. Since Brazil Checo has been playing up to the “Checo is the victim” narrative and it’s so fucking embarrassing. Since he has gotten to Red Bull Max has always smashed him, Max was a half a second quicker all weekend. Are we also forgetting that Checo fucked his start and also locked up under pressure like twice? We saw that last season after Monaco he crashed in quali in Canada and fucked up multiple times last season.

I think it’s also funny that Checo was so suspicious of his team…he didn’t believe them when they talked about the fastest lap, he called out his own team like I’m sorry but that’s so fucking embarrassing. Checo was told to push and Max decided to charge his battery to push on the final lap WHICH Christian said Checo fucked up. I think it’s pretty embarrassing from Checo that his teammate finished 5 seconds behind him after starting p15 and with another driveshaft issue.

He can tweet about being champion all he wants but it says more about a driver needing to manipulate the media rather than getting it done on track. That’s why Max is the much better driver and person cause he doesn’t cause abuse towards drivers by lying in the media and gets his shit done on track.

[negativepeanuthoarder]

What has been your favorite line/section in a fic you've written

Funny, hard hitting, whatever 👀

Oh god it has to be the fake twitter thread I wrote in the Yung Gravy crackfic where the person was trying to cancel Dream for accidentally making a sex tape 😭

the section included below the cut

“Wait, wait, go back up,” Yung Gravy asks, and Dream scrolls up a bit, giving him a puzzled look.

“Why Dream making porn is harmful, problematic, homophobic, and dangerous, a 🧵,” Dream reads out loud, sighing. The profile picture is TommyInnit fanart, which is… fitting, really.

“Wait, I want to see that,” Amouranth snickers, climbing into bed beside both of them as Dream clicks on the thread.

“I’m going to start this off by saying that I’m not super fond of Dream, but this is really crossing a line ,” Dream reads aloud. “ First of all, this video was uploaded to the internet, where there are MINORS!”

Amourath and Yung Gravy snicker. 

“It's basically GROOMING to have ANY pornographic content at all, but ESPECIALLY because DREAM is a MINECRAFT youtuber with a HUGE child fanbase! This is irresponsible!” Dream reads more, and Amouranth and Yung Gravy share a look.

“They do realize that most of your viewers are… eighteen to twenty-four, right?” Yung Gravy asks, puzzled.

Dream just sighs. “This person thinks any sex at all, even between consenting adults, is “grooming” so. They probably don’t have all the lights on upstairs.”

Amouranth snickers. “Read more,” She asks, and Dream does.

“As we ALL know, Dream says he's 'unlabeled' or whatever, but he really just doesn't want to get canceled for constantly queerbaiting us with his friends, so him going so far as to make a sex tape with another man is just GROSS,” Dream reads, and Yung Gravy just laughs.

“They do realize that you’re basically bisexual, right? ” He asks. “ Really, I’m the one who should be canceled for having sex with a bi dude.”

Dream stares at him. “Yung Gravy, I know you’re joking, but if you go knocking on enough doors, the devil will answer at some point.”

Yung Gravy snorts. “Fair point, continue.”

“Next, Dream HAS to know that the porn industry ABUSES women, which means that HE's abusing Amouranth by having sex with her! I don't care that she's getting paid, it's still wrong!” Dream reads, sighing. “These people are nuts.”

Amouranth frowns, narrowing her eyes. “This person’s a fucking idiot,” She growls.

“Tell me about it,” Dream sighs, reading the last tweet in the thread. “So yeah, if you support Dream or Amourath or Yung Gravy after this, you can just unfollow me. Moots, you have 24 hours before I post your social security numbers on the internet.”

[ironwoodprotectionsquad]

I am so sorry anon I am so so sorry whoever sent me an ask asking about Jason’s tweet about being in volume 9 I don’t know what happened I had most of it typed up and I hit save draft cuz my break was over and it’s not in my drafts anymore I don’t know what happened I’m so pissed of it is not even funny.

I'll still kind of respond as best I can I don't remember the exact verbiage of the ask but I know it was asked how I thought James would be treated and I at some point brought up this tweet that a friend shared.

I think I remember asking if I thought it was James coming back? I have nothing to confirm this but I have a feeling it will be James and not another character. I have no way to confirm this but it's a gut feeling. If its not I am worried it will be a character like the mysterious redhead woman who shits all over James with some vague relationship to him.

But focusing on my original thoughts, given how James has been treated so far this volume as someone whose thinking is one hundred percent wrong and merely saying someone is thinking like him is bad....I have very little faith James will be treated well.

The volume has made clear that the the story will go out of its way to make sure the mains know they did nothing wrong regarding Atlas and shouldn't feel bad that Salem has two of the relics and access to the third. It makes sure they know that James was horrible and wrong and they're better because they saved the people and aren't concerned about making sure the entire planet is put in jeopardy in the process of saving people because being concerned about Salem destroying the planet is "thinking like Ironwood" with the implication that that is bad and horrible thinking.

Could the show surprise me and the girls realize James was right and they screwed up regarding him? As of writing this post it is technically possibly but highly highly unlikely. The show has a painful protagonist morality wherein the mains can do whatever the fuck the writing needs them to do and the story will twist itself to make sure they're right in doing so even if it is done in the exact same manner as someone previously demonized for doing the same thing. Their is no nuance or morally gray allowed despite the show also bragging about how well it writes morally gray. If a James character comes back (ie a Ghost or as some sort of illusion or whatever) I imagine he most likely will be over the top evil disregarding the civilians and justifying trying to bomb people or whatever.

I was praying James wouldn't come up and be forgotten but it seems we've entered the worst case scenario regarding James and I hate it.

[ohblackdiamond]

black and gold (kiss/endgame crossover, part 19 of ?)

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8 | part 9 | part 10 | part 11 | part 12 | part 13 | part 14 | part 15 | part 16 | part 17 | part 18

Prequel to “the end of the world tour.” Four ex-bandmates and even-more-ex-superheroes reunite in the aftermath of Thanos’ snap, and attempt to adjust.

In this chapter: "There’s shit I gotta get over. That’s what she’s telling me. I gotta do better. Be better. But I keep fucking up, you know? I keep fucking up."

After all their travels, Paul and Gene finally make it to Peter's house.

“FEMA Beneficiaries: Refugees and Rockers”

Associated Press, Chicago, Illinois

Celebrities have been the last thing on anyone’s mind lately. 

Some are tweeting-- apocalypse claims, government conspiracy theories. Some are donating, most especially Tony Stark of Stark Industries. But most have stayed silent, and stayed put.

Most. The road warriors of rock and roll, Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley of KISS, in what may be the most telling sign of the times yet, were seen in a FEMA breadline, both bearded and almost entirely unrecognizable. 

They paid for the food, before you ask. They’re traveling, they say, to Connecticut. Their path has been as fraught as any ordinary American’s; their tragedy is the world’s. Simmons and Stanley aren’t returning to their families. They have no families to return to.

Simmons is talkative enough, though Stanley is more aloof as they settle in to take a bite beneath a FEMA tent. Neither is dressed for the below-freezing weather, the seven-inch heels have taken a backseat to worn-out athletic shoes. Simmons notices my glance down.

“You like them? I was going to throw these to the crowd on the cruise,” he says. “They’re serving me better on my feet right now.”

Cruises may never happen again for years. The me-generation, franchise-heaving seventies excess that KISS once represented has never been more blatantly out of reach. Two weeks ago, I might have asked about album plans and tour stops, about Simmons’ recentish marriage and Stanley’s painting escapades. That’s irrelevant now.

I feel like just by spotting them beneath the tent, I’ve pulled the mask off the Lone Ranger. KISS exposed is just another reflection of the brave new world we’ve been saddled with, half a population struggling to survive. And yet, I’m craving. Maybe I want something to believe in among the ashes. A lunchbox superhero to greet me at the last days. Plastic-wrapped and pre-packaged. They can’t oblige-- their last crimefighting stint was in 1980-- but I’d like to see some vestiges. I’d like a little comfort.

Simmons scolds me, gently. The real heroes, in his opinion, are the FEMA workers, the healthcare workers, the law enforcement-- anyone, and everyone, who’s stepped up in the wake of the devastation. Not KISS. “We’re very ordinary, ultimately.”

“Like everyone else, we’re just trying to go home.” Stanley looks a bit surprised at his own words, then, quietly, elaborates. “We’re going to see our old bandmates.”

And what then? For once, even Simmons doesn’t have an answer. I can speculate-- Simmons in particular is known for charitable donations-- but I don’t know. At the end of the world, maybe going home is the best that they, or any of us, can do.

-- 

The road went on. Paul would drive for five hours at a time, then an hour of rest, then another five hours, then they’d sleep in parking lots or FEMA campsites or national parks. Once, they were able to wash their clothes, and twice they got to shower. 

They had run out of cash before they’d hit New England, but that didn’t matter much now that their cards were working again. They’d been eating mostly peanut butter sandwiches and whatever else they could pay for over the last several days. Gene was feeling himself falter, in odd, funny ways. Sometimes, with the lull of the motor, he could almost make himself pretend they were just on tour for a few foolish seconds, before he’d see a campsite or a pile of abandoned cars or a burnt-out building and remember. Pure escapism. 

“Gene?”

Paul reached out, patting his thigh. It was midmorning, and he was driving again. Gene stirred.

“We’re about three hours from Peter’s place, if the traffic doesn’t get any worse.”

“We better call him.” 

“Yeah. You… you go ahead and call.”

“Put it on speaker?” 

Paul inclined his head.

“Hey.” Ace’s voice was tinny.

“Hey. We should be here in about three more hours.”

“Good. Good. Lemme get Peter.” Ace didn’t cover the phone, though Gene hadn’t expected him to, and he could hear Ace yelling Peter’s name. Could practically feel Paul stiffen up as Peter’s voice came through the speaker. 

“Three hours?”

“Yeah. Hopefully.” Gene felt his lips start to raise in a battered attempt at a smile. “Don’t roll out the red carpet.”

“I won’t. Ace told me about the fucking truck.”

Paul mumbled a curse barely below his breath. 

“Do you need anything?” It felt a little stupid to ask. “We weren’t sure how much you’d been able to get out.”

“We ain’t been out at all, Gene.” 

God. Gene glanced sidelong at Paul, who didn’t glance his way. They both had to be going completely stir-crazy. They both used to get so antsy on tour when KISS had been stuck, really stuck, in their hotel rooms. Even Paul had succumbed once or twice to the standard rockstar antics, throwing all his furniture out the window in a fit of pique (and, Gene suspected, drunkenness).

“Is it really that bad out there?”

“You’d know better than us. Wouldn’t you?”

“Petey…” Ace again.

“Ace just won’t leave me here alone. I didn’t figure he’d be playing fucking nursemaid out here.”

“’M just trying to help.”

“Trying to–”

“We’ve got some loaf bread and canned goods, but we don’t have very much else. We’ll be bringing those. If there’s anything you need, we can try to get it.” Gene didn’t elaborate on how difficult it was to really get even basic staples, between the rioting and looting. The help from FEMA had been sluggish at best.

“We don’t need any–”

“Oranges,” Ace said.

“Oranges?” Paul, incredulous. “Are you kidding?”

“You don’t gotta go out of your way for ’em–”

“What do you want with oranges?”

“Well, I wanna eat ’em, Paul. Open my mouth and chew and swallow.” Ace’s tone was unusually dry. Not even the hint of a laugh in his voice. “They’re healthy.”

“You don’t ever  fucking quit, do you?” Peter snapped out.

“Peter, I didn’t mean–”

“We’ll try to get some oranges,” Gene said quickly. “We’ll see you soon.”

–

Paul was quiet from then on. It took longer than the three hours he’d been vying for. For whatever reason, Paul had gotten hellbent on those oranges, stopping in five different areas before he was able to garner a plastic bag full of them. 

“What’d you pay for those?” Gene asked, once they’d gotten back in the truck. Paul just winced and started up the motor.

“You don’t wanna know.”

“Why did you care that much about getting them?”

“You don’t wanna know that, either.”

“Try me.”

“She said there was a call for me if I wanted it.”

Gene started to ask who she was. Then he realized he probably knew. Paul must be in bad shape again, thinking of her, thinking he’d heard from her.

“I was trying so hard to figure it out. I was always figuring with her. She was like that.” Paul’s eyes were on the road. “But it’s obvious, isn’t it? The only calls I’m ever going to get now are from them. There’s shit I gotta get over. That’s what she’s telling me. I gotta do better. Be better. But I keep fucking up, you know? I keep fucking up.”

“Paul–”

“You know it’s true. I can’t help myself. Here I am about to stay at Peter’s house and I haven’t even talked to him one on one. What the hell is wrong with me? I know that guy. I-I know him. I fucking lived on the road with him for over ten years. God, I–”

“Paul–”

“I don’t know what I’m going to do when I see him.”

“You’re overthinking it. Stop.” Maybe it was too much of a brush off, but he thought, in his way, Paul might have appreciated it. He didn’t stiffen up the way he normally did when offended, at least, and after a bit, Paul reached over, touching Gene’s knee.

The road went on. The pavement’s endless stretch. Highways and interstates, on and on, in the hopes of something eternal. The road took Gene back, too, back to thinking about Peter, less abstractly now that the journey was ending.

Peter had always had the best taste. Which was funny, looking back-- the high school dropout of the group, who’d grown up the oldest of about half a dozen kids in the middle of Brooklyn, able to pick out the hippest outfits, the best designs. The best-looking women, arguably. The best-looking houses. His mansion in Greenwich, easily dwarfed though it was in comparison to Gene or Paul’s places, or even Ace’s old home in Wilton, had a class that nobody else’s place could even hope to have. It looked like it came out of a storybook, tucked within four acres of Connecticut forest. In the winter it looked like Currier and Ives; in the summer, it-- in the summer, it looked just as radiant. 

At least, that was how it used to be. 

The first thing Peter had done once the Reunion tour had started was buy that place back. That was Peter for you. Sentimentality incarnate. Everything like it was before. Paul had joked once, cruelly, that he’d been surprised Peter hadn’t done the whole damn house back up in wood paneling and shag carpets once it was his again. Even at the time, Gene had thought it was a hell of a thing for Paul to say while painting himself up in the makeup from twenty years prior.

Paul had turned off the GPS maybe fifteen minutes before they’d pulled into his driveway, evidently knowing the route far better than Gene would’ve ever anticipated. Peter’s place was on a private drive, though that had ceased to matter over the last few weeks. Looking at the house’s exterior now, it wasn’t dilapidated or even unkempt. Just older. The styling was giving its age away.

“You ready?”

Paul had already parked, but he hadn’t moved to even unbuckle himself. He had pulled down the vanity mirror, was staring at himself in silence. 

“We look like shit,” he said. 

“Ace and Peter aren’t gonna look any better.”

“We should’ve tried to get razors after shiva was over.” Paul ran his fingers over the heavy, coarse facial hair on his jawline, the gray streaks surprisingly far outnumbered by black, even now. “They’ve never seen me look this bad.”

“Paul, they aren’t gonna give a fuck right now.” 

“I do.”

“You are absolutely the vainest man I’ve ever met in my life.”

“It’s not just that. Gene, Ace hasn’t even left the house yet because of Peter. If Peter sees me looking like this, if he thinks I can’t hold it together, then– then maybe I can’t, maybe I won’t be able to–”

“You don’t have to. All you have to do is get out of the truck.”

Paul bit his lip and unbuckled his seatbelt, getting out of the truck in silence. Gene helped him take their luggage out of the back.

He’d thought it would feel so much more definite. Like all those moments where his life had turned on the tiniest hinge. The sight of Bill Aucoin in his smart suit, offering them a record contract inside of two weeks. The sight of his firstborn in the hospital, that head full of dark hair, those bright eyes.

The sight of four talismans in a velvet box. 

Paul was behind him, luggage handle in one hand, bag of oranges in the other. He was dragging the luggage carelessly up the brick front porch stairs, the wheels rattling against them in protest.  Gene hadn’t so much as reached for the door knocker before the door swung open. 

Ace. 

Ace, in jeans and a t-shirt and socks. His goatee was somewhat unkempt. No sunglasses– not that he expected him in them, but it had been years and years since Gene had seen him without them. No makeup, either. Ace’s skin was as bad as ever, sallow and scarred, a couple of pimples right on the side of one cheek. The poor alien bastard still had acne at sixty-three. 

Gene hugged him. Fully. It was the first time in years he had, without there being a show or a ceremony or a pile of fans with their phones trying to record the moment. Just shoved himself against him, arms wrapping tight around him. Ace buckled a bit, thrown off-balance as always, but he hugged him back in turn, face pressing briefly against his shirt, then pulling away. Gene felt Ace clasp a hand briefly against his back just before he let go. 

“Hey, Gene,” he said. “Hey, Paul. C’min.”

They stepped inside. Gene made room for Paul, who put an arm around Ace for a brief, quiet moment, and then pushed the bag of oranges into his hands. Ace’s expression changed a little then, became almost searching, before it faltered. 

“Where’s Peter?”

“He… he’s in the kitchen. Paul, he’s not–”

“I know.” Paul strode past them both, going past the entranceway and the dining room, heading straight for the kitchen. Ace followed a bit behind, then Gene, a weird quiver somewhere in the tips of his fingers, and in his throat. Peter’s place was still too familiar, even with some newer decor. Enough remnants of the past remained. A set of raku tea bowls Lydia’d bought him on tour in Japan was still in the armoire in the dining room. A faded photo of Peter from his First Communion was on a buffet table. And there behind the sink, next to the windowsill, was a tarnished silver ring dish in the shape of a cat, one paw up, its tail covered in an assortment of rings. Peter had had that since their third tour, a memento, though Gene couldn’t remember where he’d received it. His eyes were darting everywhere– the clean stovetop and microwave, the print of The Last Supper on the wall, the dirty plates on the table– everywhere except for at Peter. 

Peter, who was sitting down against the fridge, wrapped up in a blanket. He had shaved, but badly, white stubble peeking out in patches across his chin. He only barely lifted his head when they walked in.

“Pete,” Gene started. Peter shifted, putting out a hand against the floor, like he was about to brace himself and get up. But Paul got there first. Gene could barely believe it as he watched Paul crouch down, squat at first, before getting on his knees and putting an arm around him, there on the floor. 

Peter was crying. Gene had seen it a hundred times at least, but never like this. Not a shudder, barely a sound, just the tears. Paul held him there, rubbing his shoulder, without a murmur. Gene glanced at Ace, realizing suddenly that this was what Ace had been dealing with all this time, why Ace didn’t want to leave him alone. He was afraid for him, terribly so.

Paul let go once the tears seemed to stop, standing up a bit awkwardly. After a moment or two, Peter stood, too, after unraveling from the blanket. The effort of getting up made him grunt a bit, rubbing his back. He was in a t-shirt and pajamas. Gene hadn’t seen Peter in anything quite that casual in more than ten years. 

“You made it.”

“We made it.”

“You… Gene, you…”

Then Gene was holding him. Peter had never felt fragile to him before now. He was thin, those drummers’ arms all but gone when he grasped Gene’s waist. Gene could feel those shuddering breaths against him, but as Ace had done with Paul, Peter let go abruptly. 

(you’re feeling it)

(aren’t you?)

Gene didn’t know. All he knew was a peace and security that he thought he’d lost forever. All he knew was that he was sure he could make it now. Sure this was what they all needed. They had scraped together before. They could do it again. They would do it again. A few days together, maybe even a week or two, to… to get settled, to start to… reckon with themselves, with the world, to maybe… to maybe start to heal. Warmth melded with exhaustion in his bones as he pulled up a chair, sinking down into the seat. 

“Y-you can tell us the whole trip later,” said Peter quietly. “But you gotta shower first. Both of you stink.” 

“It’s Road Warrior,” Gene said, feeling the wobbling remnants of a smile skirt the edges of his face. “Very unique aroma, for the discerning traveler.”

“It’s B.O.,” Ace said, laughing harder than the statement merited, that old cackle, reaching over to clasp a hand on Gene’s back. “Ain’t got an excuse now, Geno. Get washed up. We’ll, we’ll make you some sandwiches or something, we…” 

“You don’t have to tell me twice.” As quickly as he’d come into the kitchen, Paul was darting out again, already headed for where Gene vaguely remembered the master bed and bath being. But he turned, calling over his shoulder, voice wobbling slightly. “You’re okay with us, right? You’ll let us–”

Ace shook his head.

“Christ, after all that, you want an invite, Paul? You were let in forty years ago.”

[gaslysgirl]

pierre admitting doggy is his favourite position is everything i need to confirm that he is undeniably an ass man. there is no question.

I can’t with this man I’m- 🫠 [x]

“Did you think that was funny?” Pierre asked, as you’re clearly laughing about the tweet of a fan replying the missionary position to his question of in which position he starts the race. “Obviously,” you reply, giggling as he pulls you close and lifts you up with ease to drop you on the bed. Pierre’s fingers slip into your hair at the back of your neck, slightly pulling your head back as he looks down at you. “You and I both know in what position I can make you cum better, baby,” he purrs. You nod with a smile, turning around to put your ass up for him.

“That’s right,” he grins, riding up the shirt you were about to wear to bed, finding a simple thong he easily pushes aside. You never guessed a simple tweet resulted in your boyfriend fucking you doggy, hard and deep as you like it, having you gripping the sheets and moaning out his name as his cock hits the best spots over and over again.

[feuqueerfire]

My School President Live Blogging

Wow, am I finally getting to this show? The last episode comes out in a week so this is perfect timing for me technically. I'm still pretty caught up on Beyond Evil and Lee Dongshik/Han Joo Won but I believe the show can hold my attention still.

I've seen so many gifsets of this and clips and GeminiFourth tweets/tiktoks as well and it's all been soooo adorable, so I'm expecting to really like this.

Episode 1 (Feb 18)

1-1

damn not me having to see that random girl get harassed within the first 5 minutes

pls then just hitting each other on the head cuties

pls Gun so funny and annoying along with his friends

girl they nearly burnt down the school 4 times?! jk 3 times

agh Tinn ordering food for the music club and now I’m craving fried chicken so bad

Tinn always declaring something and looking off into the distance and his friends looking with him or wondering what he’s looking at

1-2

so cute Gun’s mom to the rescue and Gun being like “that’s my mom”

plss Gun speaking cutely with Tinn to get him to extend the deadline

1-3

The last name change during the prayer really was so early on ah Tinn

1-4

Why are they being so rude at the beginning when Chinzilla are playing smhhh

noo Tinn giving the garland to the other team

oh how did Chinzilla win then?

pls I saw this clip of Gun being like "Smile, Mr. School President. Good boy"

oh dumbass Tinn not giving Chinzilla his own garland but working triple the amount to make sure everybody else votes for them ah you fool

I haven't watched any BL since the start of this month and haven't watched any Thai BL this year except NLMG once a week, so it took a bit to get into the right mindset for this comedic high school BL after watching and being obsessed with Beyond Evil. This was really fun though, glad to see Fourth and Gemini's faces, as well as Chinzilla friend group

Ep 2 (Feb 19)

2-1

plssss Tinn's voice when speaking to Gun vs his squeaky voice when speaking to his mom

pls Tinn obsessed as fuck with Gun

I usually don't like the same scenes repeated with a different perspective but this is fun because Tinn's so ridiculous

as cute lil grade 10 Tinn with his glasses and Nobita-lite outfit

my god nerdass Tinn with the Love and Gentleness and Peace in his crossword (it's scrabble?) game

(Linguistics) Tinn referred to Gun as nai in this scene - what do they use now? I would think gu/meung

pls Tiw with the teasing Tinn and also poking fun at the dynamic "time to tell him that the cruel school president has a crush on you, baby boy" lmfao

2-2

noooo poor Tinn's confession ruined by the instruments being taken away and his rose getting stepped on

plsss Gun coming to beg Tinn similar to Tinn's dream

So silly, I love the "act as my servant/errand boy" trope

pls rascal Gun when giving the shaved ice to Tinn is so cute, I'm in love with Fourth's face

Tiw with the imaginary umbrella ah I love friendship

2-3

Tinn fr giving away his dad's guitar to silly kids for the time being

"not even a 4 year old would fall for that" and indeed Gun and friends fall for that

(Linguistics) Also fun that Tinn's pretending to be a nong and calling the music club members Phi as the lion

2-4

Tinn has become aware of the Hot Wave contest rule

plsss Tinn singing City to Gun to rescue him as Gun had done years ago and made him feel happy

the lyrics were translated when they were singing City and i can totally see why that song was chosen for Vice Versa and PuenTalay, sucks that it didn’t make much of an impression in me on the actual show as it did in the VV OG mock trailer

Gun grabbing Tinn's chin ah

Ep 3 (Feb 19)

3-1

pls Tinn lacking braincells momentarily while being like "no I'm not watching" and Gun and co. also not having even 1 braincell to pass around because they all fall for it. ah these kids

(Fave) plsss I've seen this tutoring scene so many times cuz I've replayed it to death. Tinn daydreaming about the love equation when tutoring Gun vs yelling at him by momentarily forgetting that's his boy bc Gun can't do 7th-grade math. Tinn threatening with the "I'm gonna smack you" lmfao

ohhh that's how they end up sleeping in the same bed or whatever. because of this safe house

"Don't you want to spend nights with me, Tinn?" lmfaooo and Tinn's face afterward so funny

Bye! as Gun disappears

plssssssss Tinn's father being like yo yeah let him go so that we can finally fuck <333 do you want a bro or a sis or a baseball team <3 dead ew

3-2

Tinn dying as he watches Gun do the homework

Tinn whining like I just wanna be his boyfrienddd

Gun seems fond as he's listening to Tinn go on about what'll be the consequences of Gun not sleeping on the bed lol he says that Tinn's annoying but it's a liee

Bad Buddy flashbacks with the way they're lying with Gun on the bed and Tinn on the floor

pls Tinn misinterpreting what being partners means

ahh Tinn's heartbeat and inability to dance when it's with Gun

a clear Bad Buddy reference and Mark Pakin lmfao along with the Bad Buddy intro music my beloved

3-3

pls daydreams with the printer ink refill ad

Tinn daydreaming of Gun teaching him to chop veggies and calling him cutie pie so cute only for Gun to make him move away and call him a Khun Nu spoiled prince

(Linguistics) It's fun how they keep referring to Gun as Phi and Tinn as Nong like first with Nong Lion and now when Gun's calling himself Phi cuz he's talented and better at cooking

yaas one of Tinn's daydreams coming true, though the other way around, with Gun cleaning the rice off his face but i doubt Tinn cares which way around his fantasies happen

wtf this chinzilla chant killed me

Tinn's soul leaving his body over Gun hugging him

3-4

beautiful Fourth

plsss Gun: have you ever used that line to hit on anyone? Tinn: You. uhhh wanna rehearse? you wanna do the dance rehearsal right now? because Tinn panicked but did Gun seem a bit disappointed that the answer wasn't actually Meung? did he hmm

honestly congrats to Tinn for managing to dance instead of bursting into flames considering he's also holding Gun's bare waist

Tinn brave as hell to lie there and ask Gun to make extended eye contact with him considering he can't even interact normally with the guy

ahhhh Gun being the one who lets go of the staring and turns around and curls up in bed with an excuse, my guy is feeling feelingsssss

(Fave) ahh Tinn's speedy stuttering heartbeat and him trying to convince himself to do well because Gun won't get to go to Hot Wave otherwise but then Gun telling him to close his eyes and him having the best, cutest, most beautiful daydream of ever ah Though I do wish they wouldn't do so many flashbacks like both here and with the staring moment, we got to see a lot of the past 3 ep moments again lmao

(Fave) ahhhhh the heartbeat thing coming back but this time for Gun!! Gun's racing heart after the eye contact with Tinn and the pencil case ahhhh it's so fucking good

also beautiful beautiful Fourth and his expression and Gun's blinking ah so good cute beautiful makes me so giddy

I'm gonna chew on glass, such a good episode. I'm so fond of all the characters and am so smiley and giddy while watching. We're getting Gun's POV again next ep I think

Fave Scenes:

Tinn's tutoring daydream vs reality

Tinn's daydream of the dance with the tuxedos and live music

Gun's racing heartbeat as we realize he's starting to catch feelings as well and his expression!!

Ep 4 (Feb 20)

4-1 and 4-2

i was eating so not many comments

at least Gun's friends were loyal to him but also Sound's not wrong. They probably could've come up with a solution that doesn't involve Gun quitting but yknow teenagers, so it makes sense and I'm assuming he'll be back in the band by the end of the ep

The humour for this show really works for me like Sound being like oh you want me to not join? I'll join or sure! and Sound making Win come around with the "P'win nalak" comment reading and our lovely cute Gun, esp at the Booth Checking

4-3

(Linguistics) Tinn calling Gun Khun Nu as the customer/waiter ah

I should also become thick-skinned

aw Tinn and Gun heart-to-heart cuteness

4-4

pls Sound trying so hard not to smile

the cute Chinzilla hat blankets ah

Sound learning to become softer through the power of Friendship

Gun getting some food for Tinnn and then we ofc get the Bad Buddy like makeup remover ad

The pinky hold! I don't quite like the editing of that scene but it's so cute T.T Tinn's shaking hand ah

Ep 5 (Feb 20)

5-1

I think this is the first ep where I started slightly avoiding spoilers, so idk much about this conflict about future plans

I did see this jealous little Gun in clips heh

damn Gun really going for the "Does the school president take care of all his friends this good?"

D: where is this show going? Why are we dealing with Gun having to skip school to look after their restaurant and them being behind on bills oh no and Gun considering giving up Hot Wave to study

5-2

Tinn getting Gun out of bed sooo cute

5-3

cute Tinn in his glasses + I really like Gemini's smile

bro Gun's father and his reason for wanting to do music why is this ep sad

loll Tinn managing to ask if Gun has found someone he wants to date after the contest but Gun escaping

pls Sound doing nothing and Win getting freaking worked up is so funny

aw Gun didn't get the job

do i feel like watching this rap battle... no. I'm watching just the talking bits

5-4

:< Gun sobbing while hugging Tinn

I want Gun's sweater

ah they all found their way back to the music club

does Gun know that the one in the music club that Tinn likes is himself... does he know?

D: This show was supposed to be pure joy and shenanigans but now there are sad touching parts :< with the parents and financial situations and future endeavous

I knew there were sad parts apaprently that made people cry but so early? I esp can't deal with uncertainties of the future and jobs and such

Ep 6 (Feb 21)

6-1

"Who in my club do you like? ... I can be your matchmaker" oh Gun

plsss last ep Gun had Tinn as Ai'Mr. Student President or something and Tinn has Gun has Chinzilla Baby

Tinn dying over wanting to tell Gun he likes him but then agonizing over his daydream gone wrong vs Gun wanting to hear Tinn say he likes him but being too nervous and having the most frantic call ahh

Gun's so funny "Friends are friends, what kind of friend wants to be a lover? >:(" and then smiling :D while listening to the lyrics and thinking of Tinn

oioioi keeping eye contact

also I love Fourth's smile that's like kinda frowny sometimes. upside down smile

lmfaooo does Tiw actually think Sound's tryna steal Gun or is he just tryna motivate Tinn

lmfao Tiw shipping king with TinnGun and SoundWin

6-2

pls going from SoundWin angry at each other to Tinn softly asking Gun the question

pls Tinn's best memory is Gun singing on his birthday when his parents weren't there

aw Gun :<

6-3

girl pls SoundWin is so funny what's going on

Satang so beautiful though and also Soung touching his lips and looking over at Win leaving ah he was so confident when in front of Win and everybody but mans is falling

oioioi poor 'friends'

lmfaooo dramatic Tinn

6-4

Gun making everything cuter and lovey dovey in the MV and Tinn going through it fr

oh noo Tinn getting upset and "friends don't do this" :<

Friendzone line cross and cheek kiss sooo cute

oh just being friendly MV

Ep 7 (Feb 22)

7-1

Tinn suddenly so confident in his flirting

Gun so silly getting jealous over this 1 far-away interaction

7-2

girl wtf Yo why are you a child on Tinder? and why are you catfishing with Tinn's face? They were clearly hinting at him being into somebody with his questions about the dating ban rule but I wasn't expecting this lol

pls Tinn being so dreamy about their first date

7-3

girl why tf are we even going through with this pretend date T.T Yo can't even date her after he confesses his lies even if she does like him back

pls Gun being so violent toward Yo is killing me

pls Jealous Sound?

what the fuck is this SoundWin pee situation this is killing me so bad what's going onnnnn why

yaas lesbians <333

aw TinnGun first date cuties

dumbass Yo fr

lmfao I'm dead leave Nook aloneeeee, she has him blocked

I think it's fun that Gun bought Tinn that QR code from their first date hangout and uploaded photos of Tinn on there; so his reciprocity and interest

This episode was so ridiculous like the SoundWin tied up and pee scene?! Yo's whole entire catfishing storyline?! and all the ridiculous things like the aquarium date + yard dance to help Yo?!

Ep 8 (Feb 22)

8-1

oh it's already Hotwave day? are we gonna flashback? or it's just the next round but not the final round right

plsssss Gun has Tinn so wrapped around his finger

no actually Tinn's horny little daydreams and expressions are killing me so bad ah cuteee

also Tinn saying he hasn't started studying for the exam whatever next month is a bit hmmm

ahhh Gun drinking all that sake

8-2

pls not Tiw witnessing a hand kiss between Sound and Gun

pls this Indian serial style editing of Tinn becoming aware of Sound and Gun killing me so bad

TinnGun cute swimming and cute convo :< and soooo cute when Tinn's jealous and Gun finds it endearing

7-3

ahh Win caring about Sound okay okay

"trying to bug me?" "yeah I am" that's really cute

(Linguistics) I loveee the way they say "really?" like "lohhh?" like I've noticed it each time and love the little whiny or indulgent way it's said

okie cheering on Gun for his competition and Tinn for his meeting with the doctor - each person doing what's best for their own future but supporting the other as well

8-4

noo Tinn why are you running to see them perform after you've already let Gun know that you won't be here T.T go introduce yourself to the doctor (or maybe he'll realize he really doesn't wanna be a doctor. then that's okay ig)

lol I think I'm just Going Through It in terms of school and career and internships but Tinn passing up that networking opportunity that other people don't even get is killing me so bad like why did you doooo that. though at least it's not like he actually missed an interview or something.

though I'm also still happy that TinnGun get to have a cute moment. cute teary Gun T.T

forehead kiss cute

Actually the fact that Hotwave is like so many rounds is killing me so bad bc the more rounds you pass, the more you anticipate actually winning. These fucking internship interviews with like OA -> phone interview -> 2 hour-long interviews is really fucking me up because the further you get into the chain, the more you hope you did well and will get the job but that doesn't mean shit :> you could still be 1 of 10 or 20 in that last step and you could just be not chosen

Ep 9 (Feb 23)

9-1

died when Tinn's mom started naming girls that Tinn might like

TinnGun soooo freaking cute my beloveds

I love Prom's face and also Ford's character's outfits

Yak has graduated bruh why is he haunting these kids

9-2

(Fave) pls this Gun and Sound convo killed me so bad

and then Gun escaping when Sound asks if he should confess to Win

(Fave) sooooo cute when Gun's tickling under Tinn's chin and promising to announce their relationship if they win the next step

9-3

SoundWin have also gotten so cute >.< Sound being like do you feel anything after reading that? And getting prissy when Win says it doesn't suit Sound at all

Sorry but Tinn's flinchy face when Gun's threatening to flick his forehead got to me so bad and then the end of the scene when he turns his face as Gun flicks him

i love whiny lil Tinn

oh yeah I'm worried something's very wrong with Gun's mom's health pls

9-4

Tinn and Gun's moms knowing each other is gonna be trouble maybe

oh Win teasing Sound with the oh why's your heart beating so fast

"Did you write that song?" "No, you wrote it in [my heart]. I just sang it out loud" is an insane line. good job Tinn

also this I need somebody to love song reminds me of a song from the True Beauty OST or is it 18 Again?

Ep 10 (Feb 23)

10-1

pls Gun getting Tinn to clean the classroom

oof Tinn witnessing Gun's mom in pain

bruh why'd she make Tinn stay T.T now he knows about how severe her migranes are and I think people said there's gonna be about Tinn knowing but Gun not being told

10-2

pls tutor P'Aof

pls TinnGun are sooo cute, I'm gonna be so sad when they have angst cuz of Tinn having to keep the mom thing a secret

loll Tiw's genius plan to introduce Chinchillaz to the school

a;kldfjs Sound getting so worked up at the possibility that Tiw could like Win

anyway is Tiw/Por a thingggg

aghhh Tinn's not wrong for keeping it from Gun because Gun's mom told him to and it's her responsibility to tell her son but Gun's not wrong for being mad that Tinn knew and kept it from him

my poor beloved Gun T.T he lost his dad without a chance to say goodbye and now his mom has a brain tumour T.T

okay well at least Gun's mom tells him to not be mad at Tinn and also tells him about things that Tinn has done for him in secret so far

awww the "I just bought some food and drinks for you. In case you're hungry" T.T I knew Tinn didn't leave but the way Gemini did his little acting really hit it

10-3

lovely Tinn getting to hear Gun say he's thankful for the things that he's done

broooo I thought Gun was gonna call and she was gonna see, not that Tinn's mom would actually go through his phone D:

oh i see she had 1 moment of resistance and then fucking Chinzhilla Baby with Gun's face comes up ahhhh

the parents are really making me go through it this ep

also you know something else haunting me is a gif from ep 11 probably of Gun being like "yeah! fine I'm the reason we lost" or something like ah fuck

10-4

ah okay at least his mother's okay, though of course they're making us wait for winner announcements but like is the "will you be disappointed if i don't win?" and tinn saying "not at all" foreshadowing

I like how Tinn and Gun switch being the nervous one and flirty one. like they're both into each other and want to hug and kiss cheeks/on the lips and want to make the other one be flustered but also they each can get shy or get flustered

Ep 11 (Feb 24)

11-1

ohhh it really goes to Chinzhilla interesting

wtf was that real or no

fucking fuckkkkkkkkk it was a bit dreamy but I was like hmmm

poor sad Gun :< my beloved

why is Tinn just going to the student council my guy

aw hopeful optimist Por. he doesn't even have a funky sweater on today to get through this

oh maybe TinnGun are just avoiding each other at school or something but are fine together at the hospital

11-2

sorry why is Tinn's dad kneeling on the ground beside the couch after getting his wife a drink like this is so the plot of the PWPs I've read

nooo poor Gun getting nervous

aw Win believes it's his fault that they lost Hot Wave

yes Por/Tiw but it wasn't a secret relationship the way everybody was hoping

pls Por's foot being broken because he didn't redeem his wish of making no mistakes during the Hot Wave performance. the whole group's coming together through this though

ahhh preview of Tinn's mom asking Gun something,- I thought it was her asking Tinn something at first cuz we could only see her but then Gun nodding...

11-3

oioioi Gun revealing so much about Tinn's help to his mother but he's so endearing pls Tinn's mom, love him pls <3

pls Tinn's face when he realizes his mother went to Gun's mom's milk bar

okayyyy Tinn told his mom it was Gun who invited him to the beach trip and le thim go

pls not this Oishii ad

TinnGun you silly goofs with the hugging

wait wtf what's going on D:

oh pls Win why is he saying that to Gun

scary Gun? I'd like to see him play smth angry again

damn who is making up so quickly after saying such harsh words and almost fighting physically

all their wishes came true but what did Tinn and Gun wish for?

bro Tinn seek help. he wished that whatever Gun wished for comes true?

pls Gun's cute little wish >.<

but so funny that not a single one of them wished to win Hot Wave

11-4

okayyyy we're getting hesitancy but now quite homophobia from Tinn's mom

TinnGun soooo cute

free Nook from Yo

these non-kiss things are a bit annoying like either kiss or stop eluding to it

TinnGun my beloveds soooooo cute

I love Gemini's little smile his toothy grin

I wish the friendship fights were either less intense or had more of a falling out that was fixed through some time and conversation. it gave me whiplash to get from such harsh words to hugging and cuteness

Ep 12 (Feb 24)

People have said it's the perfect ending, so I'm looking forward to it.

12-1

plss so cute T.T Tinn's mom wanting to talk to Tinn about him and Gun but backing off when she realizes how anxious and scared it was making Tinn. And Gun's cute convo with his mom who gives her full approval <3

aw Tinn saying his family isn't like Gun's :<

sorry Tinn and this girl doing a shooting as romantic partners so funny like first of all she has a gf and he has a bf

loll Gun finally aware of Tiw's help with Tinn. also lol I feel like Tiw's "nobody except me knows" is gonna be untrue

I love lesbians so bad

ah we're really getting into the societal acceptance of queerness

TINNGUN ARE SO FUCKING CUTE T.T I saw a clip on twitter of their kiss scene but it's still making me so giddy

these fucking showssss and their fucking photo spreading of 2 boys kissingggg first NLMG now this ahhh

12-2

pls everybody but Por knew about TinnGun but Pat didn't know about SoundWin

I mean Jorn's not wrong about him joining to help every club, not just help Tinn hit on Gun but also you could seem less homophobic

nooo my beloved Gun, trying not to cry by pinching his nose the way Tinn told him

my beloved Tinn so willing to tell everybody T.T and be beside Gun

I hate the students fangirling over the TinnGun hug aghh like we were just having a heartfelt moment wtf is this

lol Win calling Sound 'pumpkin' so cute and flustered Sound so cute

wtf 'this can make the school look bad?' these teachers need a kick. i hope the mom remains to be strongly supportive of Tinn

we will never be free of name position debates like even in this fucking show we getting TinnGun GunTinn discussions you're killing me

ah that's why we had the switch to hand held camera - showed the shakiness of overhearing your teachers be homophobic towards you

oh so true Jorn punched the teacher? Everybody was talking about Tinn punching him in the preview from ep 11 so this is more shocking

12-3

yay Tinn mum!

TinnGun cute as hell once again, the performance at Prom of the new song is also cute

pls this PDA and shipping comments making me die so bad like these are in-canon high school classmates but Tinn is dying at being so publicly loved on, so I'll let it slide

12-4

cute SoundWin. I'm not super into them because Win's too much and I skipped most of their kissing as I tend to do but their dynamic is fun and cute

aww my poor beloved Pat with no faen. not to worry my guy, you have a beautiful face

plsss so cute both Tinn's dad and Gun so nervous

D: Gun going straight to 'mae' and Tinn's mom being taken aback and being like let's start with 'Aunt' is killing me so bad, I'm so embarrassed

soooo cute TinnGun so cute

we will never be free from name position debates x2 though it's def interesting that GMMTV is going in a way where there's even debate now rather than clear cut answers. like FirstKhao vs KhaoFirst. TinnGun vs GunTinn. Nueng and Palm's dynamic is weird and flippy but not flippy.

Very good last episode. Gave us some angst and tied up some loose ends in the first half. Made me sooo giddy in the second half.

Overall:

I really liked it, especially for what it was: a cute, endearing high school BL with really endearing leads and good acting and sometimes turning tropes on their head.

I didn't love it or obsess over it the way some people seemed to but it was enjoyable nonetheless. I also loved so many of their faces lol Fourth and Prom my favourite beautiful faces but Gemini and Satang are beautiful too, not to mention Gun's mother whew!

This made me giddy and the OSTs are great and there's clear effort from the cast and crew. I liked the dynamic between the characters, whether it be how Gun and Tinn took turns being bold and shy or the parent-child relationships or Chinzhilla band. I might increase the rating by 0.5 if the characters continue giving me brainrot.

Fave Ep: Probably Ep 3

Rating: 7 7.5/10 [April 4, 2023 Edit: The characters did indeed continue to give me brainrot, as well as actors, so +0.5]

Videos

Let's Talk BL video podcast: S3 EP23: Gemini & Fourth

Open House Open Heart - Behind Special

Posts I Made

Tinn, Gun, and Tinn's father in ep 12

Public Confession at Prom

Tiktoks:

Ep 1 Tinn manipulating the folk song contest to favour Gun's group

Ep 0 Open House Open Heart FourthGemini

[Fave] Ep 3 Gun falling in love (bg: Labyrinth - taylor swift)

Ep 3 Tinn getting frustrated tutoring Gun and momentarily forgetting that’s his boy lol

Ep 4 finger locking tinn hand shaking

Tinn not going who Gun likes and dying over it

Ep 7 girlfriends !

“I guess I’m the only one who’s whipped”

MSP Ep by Ep

Ep 11 Gun and the girl being jealous of Tinn and her gf acting

Edit: Can't Help Falling In Love With You

This was so funny because most of the tiktoks, I'd liked and tracked before having watched the series and I didn't know who Gun and Tinn were so I just guessed during every scene lmfao and sometimes I was referring to them with wrong names

Old Trailer: GMMTV 2022 | แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน [My School President]

Ah, it has certain of the same parts but the new story is so much better. The trailer showed some of the usual tropes of pitfalls of high school BL and I'm glad the final show managed to make them fresh and interesting. Also Fourth looks like a babyyy. I guess he was 17/18 during the final filming and so was probably 16/17 during the trailer but he looks more than just a year younger - aw child

New Trailer: [Official Trailer] แฟนผมเป็นประธานนักเรียน My School President

ehhhh it's an alright trailer. I wish instead of 4 minutes of showing way too much, they'd have a 2-minute snappy and succinct trailer that better showcased the silliness and endearing factors of the show. it's an okay trailer but not great.

Edit Mar 30: Episode 12 behind was released yesterday and me and twitter have been losing our entire heads over it. all the kisses and also fourth insisting said kisses 'are nothing' is so...

[masons-cum-jar]

gay

don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + h0es mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re probably white + not funny didn’t laugh + you’re* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom don’t care + didn’t ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your’re a full time discordian + not funny didn’t ask + your gay + im white + your white + deez nuts + deez + imagine being white + sugma + balls + joe momma + ymca + E = mc² + 129.153.176.121 + L + #DOXXED + RIP + Rest In Piss + Bozo + Pack Watch + This Pack Hit diffrent + + your mom’s white + the hood watches markiplier now + grow the fuck up + L + L(part 2) + youngboy made a better covid vaccine + you listen to cardi B + 64tick + anticheat + hood watches Destiny + Mid + Piss Kink + simp + cope + seethe + GG + In 1947, the world’s first general purpose computer, the 30-ton ENIAC was created + i’m neurodivergent + CAUGHT IN 4K + ur a wrench + i own u + ur dad fell off + my dad could beat ur dad up + silver elite + tryhard + boomer + sksksksk + ur beta + I’m sigma + your’e submissive + L(part 3 just dropped) + yb better + you’re sus + This is a cry for help and I’m extremely depressed. + Quote Tweet + you’re cringe + I did your mom + you bought monkey NFT + you’re weirdchamp + you’re a clown + my father left me at the age of 4 and I’ve never recovered since + my dad is the CEO of steam + who want me? + i’m lonely + (They didn’t think it could possibly happen, but they’re releasing) L