#I’m fucking hilarious

[are-we-really-doing-this]

You created this beast, Ace. Now lie with it.

[eldritcheyecryptid]

Picard: Q! You’re not supposed to be on my ship! We had an agreement!

Q: But Jean-Luc, I’m a material girl~💅✨

[ace-of-pussy]

Surprisingly short video but go off

[lucidmagic]

I’m at a I II II I_ for words…….

[snaillock]

holy fuck it’s literally fortnite this is amazing

[bastardsofravenkroft-blog]

Of course you have a ruffled shirt and pronouns

[bby01boi]

Me, spots ginger nut cookies while grocery shopping with my mum: You’re telling me a ginger nutted in these?

Me: 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

My mum: :/

[samuel-star]

In 5th grade, I thought it was the funniest shit to just pretend the ENTIRE YEAR that I believed in Santa Claus, everyone would censor themselves about it and make sure they didn’t say anything, on the last day I told them I knew he wasn’t real and the amount of chaos that ensued was delightful.

[lordbeebrain]

In France, I am a “Faguette”

Whilst in Italy, I am a “Faghetti”

I will take my applause via email, thank you.

[la-maledizione]

Im bored

[clownwithoutamedicallicense]

GUYS THEY PUT THE MECHANISMS IN MY OFFICIAL AUTISM DIAGNOSIS IM FUCKING CRYING

[sh5]

[whynobodylikeyellow]

Sometimes I’m like is this really it? And other times I’m like this is really lit!

[sortaawkward]

Living in a city where ur apartment neighbors also give no fucks is something that can actually be so personal

[sunnibits]

“the kids chose protective mom izzy in the divorce” is literally my new favorite joke to come out of s2 so far I’m utterly obsessed

[heckinwacky]

i’m editing desolation row over the spn finale montage 🥰