On bathroom lockdown again because he’s having diarrhea again 😟 we’d thought it was the new brand of CBD I’d switched to so I stopped giving him that and he seemed better for a few days and now he’s back to squirting death out of his butt.
Dating Astarion is too real. First there’s the uncomfortable flattery that you don’t think you deserve, then the yelling that you also don’t think you deserve. (You do though. You forgot his birthday/crucial plot point.) Then you get to say “well fuck you too then�� and storm off to do some adventuring for a minute while he cold-shoulders you (calls you his “traveling companion”) and then when you’ve had enough you apologize and make up (savescum) back into getting the uncomfortable flattery
there is no escaping the hell that is destiel in the year of our lord 2023 three years after the finale ended we are still finding out that the confession was altered
tldr; jensen, my love, my bb boy, drop the fucking tapes ☺️