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#I’m not gonna pussy out of it
koolaidashley · 1 year
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Hmm thinking of it bc of a tweet I saw so I’ll say it rq just in case even thought I’m not sure it’s relevant bc it’s important to me
04 Leo blindness will not be reversed or taken away or healed or anything at any point in the plot. I know some media’s like 2 give a character a disability then “heal” it later as like a victory point or reverse it to have some emotional moment or whatever but ..I don’t like that :/
Being blind is just a part of being Leo. I’m not gonna take it away from him 🤧
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nateezfics · 6 months
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hongjoong’s vlog is so boyfriend coded, and he did that intentionally. this man knows our delulu asses love this type of content from him, cuz he’s aware of how down bad we are :))
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etherealhoneypie · 3 months
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"...convince me to show you..."
Yes. Show me. Send photos to your recent followers, randomly.
If I get them, ohmygod yes. (And I'll tell you who I am.)
If I don't, I'll be sad, but there will be some other people who will be so very happy.
(They'd fucking better be anyway.)
ummmmm how about i send 1 (one) pic of my pussy to each follower who likes this post before i fall asleep 😌
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girl you better put that tongue away or else
stills from The Hirs Collective’s new mv for their song Trust The Process ft. Frank Iero and Rosie Richeson! find it here on youtube
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moominpopzz · 2 days
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Hi chat will i be thrown to the wolves if I publicly admit the hoyoverse autism got to me
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gr33nhouse-ghost · 11 months
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yo has someone written a chainshipping au with the original concept of them being stuck in an elevator? because that would be neat i think
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karmicgalaxies · 2 months
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Bro wtf there’s some unidentifiable bug that’s laying twitching on the floor next to my front door cause my mom left for work and ig something flew in but every time I turn the light on it starts twitching and I’m scared it’s gon grow wings and fly right at me WTF 😭
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stardial · 1 year
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LAST DAY AT WORK. then it’s back on the cosplay grind
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edibleorb · 17 days
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this is not fun :(
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fuzzyunicorn · 1 month
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Before I turn on 'em, I kill Satan
And stick my red flag in the ground, it's Red Nation, uh
Now blood the fuck-up
Every day's a gamble motherfucker, tough luck
And we gon' fuck the World 'til that bitch bust nuts
I can't tell you what's good, but I can tell you what's what
And that's B's up, hoes down
Lookin' in the mirror, I'm nowhere to be found
Blood, I'm a dog, call me a blood hound
Throwin' blood in the air, leave blood on the ground
#c’mon lil Satanist keep visiting me @ my job I will not rise to ur bait instead I wrap that fishing line on ur windpipe & I don’t stop#until ur decapitated & then after ur torture time out in Hell concludes u’ll b getting the warmed welcum 2 my Wonderful Wood#I’m bored w ur low level demons send ur most elite team let’s see what u think u can do u can’t fuckin’ touch me or trigger me bc#I know who u r & what ur doing & who sent u & why & then I send out my own spiritual hit team who has never missed#come & taste ur own death ur most welcome 2 get ur immortal soul killed but first im gonna hurt u real fuckin’ good & Satan doesn’t give a#care what happens 2 u u r nothing to that lab rat & u threw away ur immortal lives 4 a weakling entity who wants ur immortal soul 2 be#killed#got a lil secret secret 2 u dumb cunts go ahead & sic whichever entity u want on me first of all u can’t break thru my defenses and secondly#lol… remember when I said if u sell ur soul 2 Satan u forced forfeit ur right to ascend 2 Angelhood & Godhood? yeah well there’s a loophole#2 everything (unless god cinches it off) & the loophole is after ur time in my Forest concludes I AM UR ONLY CHANCE & AVENUE 2 attainting#Angelhood & Godhood so each time ur demons come around me they realize that & come 2 my side 2 work 4 me as they so badly want to become#Gods so u risk a lot pissing me off u risk having ur immortal soul killed on the spot (applys 2 all entities) & never ever ascending 2#Angelhood & Godhood so keep playing w the red dots on ur Cupid bows u will find me most unyielding go ask ur sent minions (the anger of my#face is me envisioning everything I’m going 2 do 2 u u don’t fuck w Chosen Ones sans repercussions#2 the girl 1 state away go the fuck ahead & bring ur gun u pussy ass cunting bitch let’s see that gun get involuntarily (on ur part) turned#2 ur cranium & expedite urself 2 Hell & then my Forest I’ve got so much planned 4 u & can’t wait 2 show u what’s in store 4 u like a sneak#peek :)#Spotify
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kaidabakugou · 10 months
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coffee dates with your mom have you spilling all your dirty secrets without a second thought 😭
#kai.rambles#idk what this phenomena is but it’s apparently common lol#im gonna tmi in the tags like it’s a little face time call bc i’m waiting at the airport for my friend#but i had a little coffee date with my mom yesterday bc we both needed a little break since the family is STILL here and hasn’t left#and we just need this whole thanksgiving thing to be over bc we’re going insane with so many relatives in and out of our homes#so we went to a local coffee shop that just opened and it’s so cute btw and ITS PET FRIENDLY so i saw many doggies there#and can’t wait to take woody when this whole doggy virus going around calms down 😔#but anyway she saw that i was like fidgeting in my chair and ask wtf was wrong and i told her that i had a pimple on my ass cheek lol#and she was like how did it even get there like you take such good care of your skin??#and i was like idk it just appeared there 😅#and she was like - 🤨🤨 after your bday?#and i said like yeahhhh?#at this point i already knew she was onto me lol and we both laughed and she asked what did my bf and i do for my bday#so i told her and now she won’t stop laughing at me#for context - here’s the tmi lol - but my bf used whipped cream on me for my bday and we cuddled for a bit#afterwards with the intention of going to shower but we ended up passing out all sticky 😭#and i quickly took a full exfoliating shower in the morning when i realized but it was already too late and now i have a pimple on my ass 😭#and it’s like more towards the inside of the cheek so it fkn hurts everytime i sit down#and i was so paranoid after that instead of putting one boric acid capsule into my pussy i put two just in case#bc i was so scared that i was gonna get and infection of something but it’s been 4 days now#and nothing’s happening so i think i’m good but yeah i told her and now she laughs everytime she sees me or remembers it 😭#i don’t mind bc it’s her and i trust my mom and tell her everything but i never get into detail about my sex life#so the fact that THISSS is the one thing about it that i tell her it’s hilarious#so yeah and now whoever reads this monstrosity of tags knows too#and if you did read this then come here bc i’m giving you BIG WET KISSES and taking you out on a little picnic date 💓💓#and we can wear matching outfits and feed eachother desserts🥺
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homophyte · 1 year
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Golden I, live from Webster Hall in NYC, from Our Pain Your Gain
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starbuck · 7 months
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some thoughts:
LOVING how this book is just every single character having a mid-life crisis. They’re insane and I love them all dearly. Never been happier to be a person who loves hypocrites who ruin their own lives.
She 100% could have been having fourteen orgasms a night but, unfortunately, the world is cruel :((
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ohlovxr · 2 years
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dw bestie i have a stepbro matt sitch to share w u i just have to actually write it down but in the meantime idk why my brain said “stepbro’s new gf elektra is so hot that you can’t even look at her directly like you’re staring into the fucking SUN and now you’re struggling to make sense of and cope with the sudden surge of weird bisexual jealousy you get from seeing them. and maybe you don’t understand what it means, and maybe matt doesn’t either— doesn’t understand why you’ve suddenly gotten snippy and short with him, stopped talking and hanging out with him like you used to— but elektra does.” and im frothing at the mouth thinking abt once elektra tells matt ur in the throes of a Bisexuality Crisis. is it her who seduces u or is it him. or do they do it together. screaming
omg omg omg
you’re being a really big brat one day when he has her over because you’re filled with this weird jealousy that you don’t understand and it’s driving you nuts.
safe to say that matt’s had enough of it, but the second he starts getting pissed and calling you a “spoiled brat”, elektra stops him with her devious little smirk. “now, matthew,” and she slowly backing your now hesitant self up to a wall. “don’t work yourself up. i think your pretty little sister just feels a little left out.”
and when your back hits the wall, she’s got her lips so fucking close to yours. “don’t you?”
nodding when she after she says that is how you end up getting ruined by them for the first time <33
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victory-cookies · 3 months
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I wish I could handle myself in an argument without fucking crying
#My dad just got back from a like. educator’s conference on ai#and was like ‘wow it’s just so amazing. I wish students didn’t use it to cheat but it’s amazing’#and he’s talking about how he would be fine to see art and writing and stuff created by ai if he couldn’t tell the different. and was like.#if you can’t tell why would you care? to me#and I was like ??? Because I want to see things created by my fellow man? because I want to see things created by passion and love#for the craft? because I want the stories I consume to benefit talented creators and not just big corporations?#Because I want people to being able to share their art with the world instead of it all being created by a computer trained on#nonconsenting parties??#and he was like ‘yknow you really shouldn’t position yourself so anti ai. you’re never gonna be able to get a job with that attitude’#and I’m just like ‘I don’t want a job that uses ai as it currently stands? and unless this shit improves drastically I probably won’t?’#and he was like ‘well you’re gonna fuck yourself’ and then went into this long metaphor and then said that this was just like how#I hate board games and that I shouldn’t commit so hard to my dislike of something bc I’ll be missing out#when that’s not even the fucking same thing! I wish I liked board games! I wish I could share in something that literally all of my friends#love and not be a fucking bummer at parties bc I either don’t play and look weird or I do play and feel like shit and probably act like#an ass! I wish I liked board games! I simply do not enjoy playing them! I find them stressful and unenjoyable!#I don’t like ai bc I don’t like the way it’s trained! I don’t like the way companies are trying to use it! I don’t want to make or consume#things that were created by an algorithm when I have beautiful art and writing and creations by passionate people who I think should be pai#and at this point I start crying bc he’s telling me I’m never gonna get a job bc god forbid I have some principles and keeps comparing it t#the board game thing which he already knows I’m fucking sensitive about!#and I have to run upstairs like a pussy bc I don’t wanna keep talking about it bc now I’m fucking crying#I hate how I can’t get even a little bit passionate without just getting emotional. I hate that I can’t handle myself#it sucks bc now I’m sure I just look like an idiot and my evening is ruined
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tauforged · 1 year
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not to tmi on tumblr dot edu but i’ve got my first gyno appt with this new doctor in a few min and i’m shaking like a wet chihuahua thinking about it. i’ve only ever had one other and that dr completely ghosted me after the one appt so i’ve like. gotten this far having Never had it looked at. far too scary by far i am scared
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