#I'd look like a blobfish

[backrooms-princess]

[temeyes]

Whats everyones’ favorite sea creature?

Mine is a Zebra Shark

OHHHH ANON, THIS IS ASK IS SO CUTE SHAHSAHSAASHHAS (you gave me Animal Crossing flashbacks, frfr)

SO let's start with Old Man Price: tbh i think if you'd ask him yourself, he'd probably just say the first creature that comes to mind, which is likely to be shark. he won't say what kind of shark, just SHARK.

darling Gaz tho, idk why but i'd think he'd find turtles fascinating! he also gives me the vibe that he probably had a pet turtle as a kid (also the type to scold you if you confuse the terminology between turtle, tortoise, and terrapins.) like Price tho, i don't think he'd specify what type of turtle he likes most and would prolly just say "they're all my favorite. cuz they're all cool"

Soap suds here tho... you gotta admit, he'd probably mention the biggest sea creature he heard about. maybe a coelacanth or a whale shark. BUT I think he'd also find dolphins kinda cute. like he's the sort of mfer that went to an ocean park and volunteered to feed the dolphin in front of the crowd.

hhh ok i couldn't decide with Skelly Boi but i think he'd be an octopus guy- specifically a stauroteuthis octopus. either that, or the most stupid looking thing, like the blobfish. im not gonna elaborate because i have a feel y'all would understand what i mean if you search them up LMAO

[realcube]

YOU GOT: YŪ NISHINOYA (time-skip)

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ matchup for @acubimoonjelly

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ if you would like a matchup, read this!

'Edibles & aquarium. We go stare at fish for hours and point at the silliest ones and go "that's you". Also they take aesthetic pics with and of me.'

𓆩♡𓆪 noya would 1000% be down to go to the aquarium and do that haha

𓆩♡𓆪 although what would be even funnier is that if you were the one providing the edibles, you could seriously just give him a regular gummy baby and tell him it's an edible, watch him eat it and act high for an hour LMAO

𓆩♡𓆪 eyes white asl but he's behaving like goneee

𓆩♡𓆪 it would be amusing to watch the placebo effect kick his ass

𓆩♡𓆪 but if you're not that mean you could give him the real thing too

𓆩♡𓆪 unrelated hc that noya is partial to gummies and tanaka prefers brownies???

𓆩♡𓆪 anyway he'd LOVE a date like that and if you suggested that to him, he'd instantly drop to one knee and propose

𓆩♡𓆪 especially if it's like a first date and he's trying to be all chivalrous and polite, suggesting that you guys for dinner or for bowling or something more 'proper' bc even though he much prefers informal dates, he doesn't want to leave a bad impression by asking you on a date to like.. chuck e cheese

𓆩♡𓆪 even though he'd find that to be SO fun but he's been rejected enough times to know that a lot of girls DON'T like chuck e cheese.. especially not on a first date

𓆩♡𓆪 so he's spit balling some ideas for a first date that are along the lines of a restaurant or the beach or the gardens

𓆩♡𓆪 then you interject and are like 'why don't we just take some edibles and go to the aquarium??'

𓆩♡𓆪 and his heart literally EXPLODES

𓆩♡𓆪 yes. one million times yes.

𓆩♡𓆪 the actual date itself is soo vibes too

𓆩♡𓆪 as it went along though , his fish references become increasingly obscure and the fish he compares you to grow more offensive lol

𓆩♡𓆪 like he starts off saying you are like the cute little funny looking ones like clown fish or gold fish

𓆩♡𓆪 but once that edible starts hitting and he becomes more comfortable around you , your likeness is now being equated to that of a netdevil

𓆩♡𓆪 and noya cannot stop laughing

𓆩♡𓆪 until you say he looks like a blobfish , he just pulls his cheeks down and starts doing an impression of one

𓆩♡𓆪 your blobfish boyfriend 😞

𓆩♡𓆪 as for aesthetic pictures, it really depends what your idea of 'aesthetic' is

𓆩♡𓆪 he does NOT take the sort of photos that are clean and cut, getting all the best angles and making sure the lighting is hitting you in the right way. ensuring everything is perfect, from your eyes not being shut to the wind blowing your hair in the right directions

𓆩♡𓆪 so not like.. instagram aesthetic

𓆩♡𓆪 but he takes the sort of photos that are pinterest aesthetic , if you know what i mean??

𓆩♡𓆪 like blurry motion shots most of the time, where you are smiling or talking. or your eyes are closed or you're in the middle fo trying to move a stand of hair out of your face. maybe the lightening isn't the best either or he doesn't perfectly get the moon in the background of your picture, or the camera is just unfocused or smudged

𓆩♡𓆪 but his pictures capture whole moments , instead of just a single image

𓆩♡𓆪 and even if you aren't ready for the photo, he still thinks you look stunning and he'll want to set it as his wallpaper for his phone and post it on every social he has (if you give him permission ofc)

𓆩♡𓆪 looking at pictures he takes of you is the closest thing you have to being able to see yourself through his eyes

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'I struggle with depression so if my partner is funny asf that's a great distraction from the shit going on in my head. This might be toxic of me but I'd lowkey want them to be obsessed with me.'

𓆩♡𓆪 literally noya??

𓆩♡𓆪 tbf he's naturally funny

𓆩♡𓆪 but like if he finds out you have a thing for him, he'll definitely try to be more funny

𓆩♡𓆪 but it probably won't end up working so he has to just revert back to his normal self

𓆩♡𓆪 so yeah , he is very cheerful but he can be serious too, especially if you want him to be. so he'd do a good job at either trying to comfort you quietly, or trying to cheer you up with jokes or funny travel stories

𓆩♡𓆪 he travels a LOT and is generally very mischievious and impulsive so rest assured he has funny travel stories aplenty !! to tell you whenever you are down

𓆩♡𓆪 but if you just want to talk about yourself , then that's alright too. he'll always listen.

𓆩♡𓆪 as for the obsessed with you part, that is very much him too

𓆩♡𓆪 did you see the way he acts with kiyoko? okay. now multiply that by ten and add in adult money. that's how he acts with you.

𓆩♡𓆪 and what i mean by adult money is that he had a thing for kiyoko in high school and high schoolers aren't typically loaded, and don't have finanical independence

𓆩♡𓆪 however he is an adult now and makes money of his own (don't ask how bc idk either LMAO) so he will be buying you all sorts of gifts

𓆩♡𓆪 from cheap souvenir keychains he finds at the airports, to expensive, luxury perfumes from designer outlets

𓆩♡𓆪 has you as his wallpaper on his phone and posts you all his socials (if you let him) and his accounts basically look like (y/n) stan accounts at this point haha

𓆩♡𓆪 owns one of those 'I ❤ MY GIRLFRIEND' shirts that he wears whenever he is travelling and you're not with him

𓆩♡𓆪 which is rare bc he will alwayssss invite you where ever he goes and becomes whiny when you're too busy/tired to come with

𓆩♡𓆪 sends you pictures while he is out constantly

𓆩♡𓆪 you also mention wanting to coordinate outfits and he'd be so down to do that

𓆩♡𓆪 but hear me out... matching blonde streaks in the front of your hair????????????

𓆩♡𓆪 if you did that for him, he would combusttttttt

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'Love language: making playlists for each other, words of affirmation, and physical touch'

𓆩♡𓆪 so cute; he woudl listen to the playlist you made him on long haul flights and car rides n stuff

𓆩♡𓆪 he would also try to make one for you too and his music taste is defo banging so the playlist would be awesome

𓆩♡𓆪 probably named something stupid though like 'for my goober'

𓆩♡𓆪 'my gorjus gf'

𓆩♡𓆪 'my horticulture 💓💞💟' (autocorrected from hottie and refused to change it back'

𓆩♡𓆪 and the cover image is gonna be one of the many photos he's taken of you

𓆩♡𓆪 he's soo good at words of affirmation too , constantly telling you how ethereal you look and how you're a gift from the universe and you're his everything etc etc

𓆩♡𓆪 even when he's in a mood with you (which is rare but still) he still compliments you indirectly like 'stop making that stupid cute face!' or 'i don't want to hear whatever smart and insightful thing you have to say right now!!!'

𓆩♡𓆪 if he ever goes a day without complimenting you to some capacity , you know that means the aliens have taken the real noya and replaced him with a dupe

𓆩♡𓆪 and ofc he's the king of physical touch

𓆩♡𓆪 attack hugs!!

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for @acubimoonjelly: i was torn between tanaka and noya but chose noya bc of your love languages.

[raytorosguitarstrap]

Hi!

I saw that ask game in your pinned

And

Js pretend this is all of the numbers except the nsfw ones and the ones you're not comfy answering

IM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I GOT SIDETRACKED AND WHEN I WENT TO GO CONTINUE ALL OF MY PROGRESS WAS. GONE.

0. 5'3

2. 7 in women's (USA size(

3. Nope!! Don't like the smell of it and also I need my lungs 2 be as healthy as possible cuz I'm training 2 b a boxer

4. No but I've tried alcohol on accident and I HATED it.

5. Ibuprofen counts as a drug technically... I only use it 4 cramps tho

6. 15😭

7. Nope, just use the temp ones!!

8.YES!!! I want small little cameos 2 my fave characters!! (Freddy's iconic glove, well. 4 Freddy. A deck of cards maybe 4 theodore? A bass or 'planet pisch' 4 murderface, u get the idea)

9. Yep!!! I have both my ear lobes pierced.

10. I want ANGEL FANGZ!!!!

11. Oof, I don't have any friends at all even😭

12. Single.

15. i HAVE MULTIPLE. Rocky IV, nightmare on elm street, hellraiser, avatar (pandora one), haunted mansion, The dark knight and many more I can't name off the top of my head!! (Mainly slasher/horror ones)

16.(idk if this counts as platonic or whtever), IF U LET ME RANT ABT MY HYPERFIXATIONS/HEADCANONS/FAVE MOVIES/OCS/AND RANDOM STUFF‼️‼️‼️‼️

18.Okay so one time my parents were fighting (not unusual they fight all the time), but it got super heated and my dad started to get physical with my mother. I obv wanted him to stop so I intervened(I was v young at the time), and he punched me instead and gave me a black eye

19. I'm very loud and cringey unintentionally(Its the tism I promise I don't mean 2 b lime that)

22. Plan A: Horror movie director/actor/produce/etc. plan B: Boxer. Plan C: Artist

23. I have a sister that's like 30. Our relationship is alr, sometimes she buys me stuff that I want without me asking her(which is super sweet but she does it too much).

24. Complicated. (Will not elaborate)

25. Driving past/parked next to a cemetery while listening to misfits and mcr while talking abt horror movies and headcanons/ going shopping at Spencer's and or hot topic!

26. When people specifically eat with their mouths open and VERY LOUDLY.

29. To not get cps called on my parents 😭

30. Sometimes it's too quiet, and I hear my own breathing and heart beating and it makes me feel. Funny. (/neg).

32. "We need to talk" "that's so weird" "damn u look like a blobfish" (last one sounds stupid, but it sounds so mean and makes me very uncomfortable and upset when someone tells it to my face😭😭)

33. "You look so pretty!!" "Can you tell me more? I'd like to listen!" "You're artsyle is pretty!"

34. THEIR WOMEN.

36. Waaaaay up in the forest. All alone. In my little cabin. Just staying there for eternity. Peaceful sounds of birdys and animals :3

38. An artist

39. That one stranger things "chocolate pudding" ice cream they have at Walmart

40. Someone happy :)

41. Hanging out with William murderface and listening to him ramble abt his interests

42. A pack of cheeze-itz and coke

44. Whoever read all of that is scientifically proven to be awesome :3

[saucymincks]

I make bagels for a living and today I made the most spectacularly disastrous dough, I can't stop thinking about it.

We do sourdough at our place, so each batch starts with levain, oil, and water. Squishy and liquidy and slimy, oh my.

Today at 4:00 AM, I clocked in and was informed I'd be making the dough - an unusual amount for a Wednesday for the last few months, but school in back in session and a local college buys our stuff wholesale, so our numbers jumped a LOT this week. First batch went great, nothing out of the ordinary.

Batch 2, however?

Okay, how do I describe what I saw when I lifted the mixer? It was...you know those fish that blob out when you lift them out of the water too fast? We literally call them "blobfish" in English?

Which is not really what you want in a sourdough.

So my manager and I problem solved a bit (well, she did. I panicked and wondered if I could just lock myself in the walk-in and call it a day). We added some more flour and gave it another quick mix, and we decided to put it in the fridge a little early and shape it last. Worth a shot. I PRAYED I hadn't just fucked over our numbers on our first big shaping day in a while.

Batches 1, 3, and 4 were totally fine. No issues at all apart from being on the warmer side, but the bagels were looking good and the tension was decent. We saved batch 2 for last in hopes it would firm up enough for us to work with it. I opened the bin, turned it over onto the table, and it just...

Sticky jello. That's all I can think of. It was jello but GOOEY. Remember being a little kid and putting Elmer's glue all over your hands? Tacky like that, but just...worse. I literally don't know how else to describe it. It felt like an incorrect experience to be having, as part of being human.

We tried to shape a few bagels just to see if there was any hope. Spoiler: of course there fucking wasn't. I just stared at it as it blooped over the side of the metal table like a Dali clock. It was looking at me like "see, this is what you get for acting like hot shit at 4:00 AM. Stomping in here with your little beanie on, thinking you're Marcus from The Bear. This is what you get."

In the end we decided to just add some more onto the next couple of days to make up for it and pull from other orders we had proofing. It sucks, I felt awful, but my coworkers are seriously the kindest people ever and gave me a ton of reassurance, which I appreciate greatly. It's nice to work somewhere that doesn't make a genuinely huge fuck-up feel like the end of the world. Wild that it's a relatively unique experience in this country, we should maybe do something about that? Anyway.

I just cannot stop thinking of that big ol' blump of dough taunting me like that. That image is gonna stay with me for a while.

[browserfreak]

PART ONE OF MOST MEMORABLE ADVENTURE TIME EPISODES (A PERSONAL LIST)

This show is a fever dream so I thought I'd put together a list of the episodes I most remember. I did not rewatch the series for this, these descriptions are almost entirely from memory, two past watches of the whole series, and quick looks at the AT wiki.

WARNING: MENTIONS OF ANIMAL ABUSE / DEATH

-> THE JIGGLER

The Jiggler is an episode about Finn and Jake discovering an animal's child, which gets named 'The Jiggler'. They take the animal home and proceed to interact with the Jiggler, mostly by dancing and whistling.

After this, the Jiggler gets sick and this ends in a grossout scene where the jiggler throws up it's guts and ends up flat on the floor. Quite literally FLAT. Finn and Jake reasonably panic and try and help the animal, eventually taking it back to it's home (presumably because they figured out they fucked up and they needed to give it a dignified death or something)

After taking it back to it's home, they discover the Jiggler den. They then figure out that it's a child, and it's mother will not accept it due to the strange scent that they put on it unknowingly. They force the mother to accept the Jiggler back. The child gets replenished by being in it's natural environment, and being cared for by it's proper mother, who douses it in her scent again.

Apart from the grossout (because you know I love grossout and things that make me gag in shows), I think this episode is great because it's one of the many comedic fuck-up episodes (think like Squidward's Ghost) in this series, but instead of taking a morbid thing and making it funny, the joking stops during the moment of panic, and then everything goes to being fun once the Jiggler was returned. There's even a fun Jiggler quartet at the end.

The Jiggler's behaviour being a mix of imitation and animalistic sentience is very obviously inspired by actual animals (duh) but it's so well written that it just feels like I could walk outside and there'd be a fucking Jiggler at my doorstep. Also the flashing strobe animation when the mother doesn't recognise the scent is good and really represents what animals supposedly feel when they detect enemies in their den.

Honestly, not intending to sound like a moral digger here (even though I fucking love final lines) but I think this really does show the grave mistake of taking a wild animal from it's habitat for human entertainment.

It reminds me of the reports where people have taken baby dolphins out of the sea to have pictures with them and they've died. I'm thinking this must have inspired this episode somewhat...

The only bad thing I'd say is that the grossout of the whistling near-corpse of the Jiggler still haunts me to this day and honestly made me gag. It felt like the first time I discovered that the famous blobfish picture is just it's exploded corpse. It's a bit too over the top, as AT usually goes, and it does capture the horror, but I think the intensity was not needed.

Final rewatchability rating is probably a 8/10 for pacing and message but knocking off 2 for the depictions

[monstermaster13]

Transformation Hot Takes:

- Stereotypical toon tfs, not my thing, but actual cartoon character tfs, yes please.

- Mascot tfs into a generic mascot you just made up instead of existing ones..okay, but I prefer actual existing mascot character tfs, and by that mean I don't mean acting like mascots are sentient beings, that being sad...Pepsiman and The Noid should NEVER be used for TFs ever again because who wants to be those characters.

- Am I the only one who thinks that otaku/fat nerd transformations are offensive? I have an OC who is an overweight character and he very much thinks that the stereotypes associated with nerds and with overweight characters are offensive when it comes to transformations like this. Yeah, make as many whiny social media posts about me as you want, I just don't think a were-otaku who is fat and is bad at sex despite being so horny all the time is a good werecreature to have. Look, not all nerds are fat. And since when were nerds bad in the love-making department? I mean Sheldon Cooper has a girlfriend, Egon Spengler got himself a wife and has a daughter and two grandkids, and Ray got banged by a ghost, in a dream but still...he got to make out with a ghost. And if the AoE every turns people into bad cosplayers of husbandos for the were-otaku to lust over or into toys to be put into the 'love ooze' jar, no thank you.

- Why are suiting tfs even a thing, it's not a transformation, it's just sticking some person in a suit?

- Drones are disgusting and creepy in my opinion. Look I have nothing against robot tfs except when it's one that fetishes turning someone into a robot, nobody had their sexual awakening to Vera Webster in Superman III, so why act like it's hot to be a robot?

- I don't mind dark tfs but I really don't like animal transformations where the victim is unable to talk or think like a human. Also seeing good characters get corrupted is always going to make me feel uncomfortable.

- Bears make for a boring transformation subject. I mean in actuality all bears just eat and sleep, it is no different than being a house-cat or a sloth. I mean you might as well go for a sloth. But if you want an animal that sleeps a lot, you could have just gotten a koala instead since koalas are rarely used.

- The only inanimate transformations that i'd ever deem acceptable are living versions of Spirit Halloween, Transworld and Gemmy animatronics.

- Bimbofication is not my thing and never was.

- Transfurs and protogens are overrated, there I said it.

- Real person transformations are not evil/terrible/bad.

- Why is the kangaroo the go to marsupial transformation when the koala, bandicoot and wombat are right there?

- I don't mind character tfs into a character the artist/writer likes...however, I could do without the needlessly grim and dark tfs that try to emulate David Cronenberg especially if it's just a humanoid character they are turning into and could do without mind change.

- There are fish species besides sharks. Sharks are not as scary/badass as the media depicts them, try some tetras, or a blobfish, or an anglerfish, or even a piranha, or a stargazer.

- No matter how much creepy body horror you put into it...a clown tf is just a tf into another human being, stop treating them like a species. And also shouldn't be a thing.

- I have nothing against weight gain in transformations as long as it makes sense for a character/form to be that size, the person is happy, and if it's not overly fetishistic, often it falls into the fat fetishism category and it is treated like it's 'aspirational' to be overweight when it's actually not, stop objectifying overweight people and patronizing them, they aren't your object of desire. You know, when I do my Aykroyd transformations it's a joke in the stories that the were-aykroyd form is appealing to both men and women, and my characters is sometimes attracted to his were-aykroyd form, and it isn't because he's thicc in that form, it's because his charm is increased in that form, heck the dum dum were-aykroyd tfs are PARODIES of those fat fetish weight gain stories because dum dum were-aykroyds are considered a JOKE species of were-aykroyd in his main universe.

- Horror movie character transformations are rare and should be done more often.

- Cow transformations get a bad reputation because of the flatulence and fecal matter aspects that somehow always get shoved in.

[mortemoppetere]

[pm, in spanish] Well, we never would have needed any translation at all if someone hadn't lied about speaking Spanish. Don't think I'm ever going to let you live that one down, Jones. I do like the idea of putting our lips together, though.

How many more movies do I have to watch? There can't be that many movies. [...] Is the man a bat? Is that what this is? Because that really doesn't sound like something I'd like, Teds.

I sleep plenty. I just don't sleep every time you sleep. Aw, sweetheart, you know I can just pick you up and move you if you do that, right? I've got slayer strength, and you're a twig. You wouldn't stand a chance.

Sap. Never met anybody who likes wordplay as much as you do.

[pm] You're saying you're obsessed with blobfish? I'm moving out. I'm packing my bags. They're annoying. And they look [...] slimy. I know you're just pretending to like them to annoy me.

I don't know about that.

I'm not telling everyone. I had to tell the people I was fucking that I wasn't going to fuck them anymore. And Xó just [...] guessed the reason why. Shut up. You're gay.

[pm in spanish] Oh aye? Alrighty big man. All these miscommunications, seems like we should be closer. I can't say I like the distance between us. Another thing you can add onto the list. Maybe we should put our lips together, then we wouldn't need any translation. ;)

Okay new set of movies we gotta watch, still technically detective movies so it goes with the theme. I feel like you'd enjoy batman. I feel like you are gonna be confused by the superhero theming in general, but like, as a character you got some similarities. Though I could also see red hood-- but that's-- Or the punisher-- probably more the punisher-- and I really don't think I'm like the joker that much-- I'm not all sOcIeTy-- I don't dig his whole schtick but he IS in love with batman that is for fuckin sure and-- [user gets back on track]

Dude, I know you technically don't need as much sleep as normal people but you don't sleep at ALL so I can only imagine how much more energy for activities you'd have if you ACTUALLY SLEPT A BIT. I swear to the fucking hells I will lay on top of you all night if I have to.

I like food. I like cooking. It's a way of sharing love with people. The nicknames are just an extension of that. Plus there's just so many good possibilities for wordplay.

I'm dyin'a find out grumpy guts.

[pm.02] Stan is like, a word for a big fan of something. When you are obsessed with a bit. I don't think you actually wanna destroy them all. I think they wouldn't even be on your radar if it weren't for something else. What happened Em? Hmmmm??

Emilio you are wonderful, just gotta remind you sometimes, y'know?

Also way to spill the beans to the hot psychologist mister "we should keep this a secret". Bet you're off telling everyone. That's pretty gay.

[lovotomii]

i had the weirdest dream involving you. apparently you posted a selfie and a bunch of people got obsessed with you and your dog enough to create a subreddit dedicated to doxxing you or maybe just fawning over you like a korean idol, i'm not sure. i distinctly remember a post that was a photo of yours, taken in a dark room with a really bright flash and weird focal length, kinda like that one photo of limmy, but worse. it had 3.1 million upvotes and was titled "HE HAS TAN LINES NOW" in bold and all caps. i thought i'd tell you this, opened your blog, but your inbox and dms were closed. if you're wondering what you looked like, brother you were like a blobfish if it was a regular ass white boy.

....interesting. thank you for sharing, anon! also i really do not look like a korean idol lmao

[astaroth1357]

How the Brothers Would Try to Get the MC Back After a Breakup

I have a much longer one in the works, but dug this out of my old drafts and just had to polish it off real quick. Not sure why I never finished it. 🤷‍♀️

Lucifer

His first tactic is to try and make them try to get back with him.

That means he’s going to go out and slay it! He’s going to make sure he’s looking great and really making a point of just how much he can do and how capable he is in literally Every. Way. If they’re watching, he’s going to be amazing. Period.

Buuut he’ll be sure to treat them super coldly throughout... This isn’t him trying to nicely ask them to come back to him, oh no, this is just making a point about how much they threw away, stupid human...!

If this doesn’t send them crawling back then he’s really in a bad place… He really needs them to come back on their own because his pride won't let him…

If he ever has to ask, it will feel more like a business deal than a reconciliation but that means he’s desperate. Hear him out at least.

Mammon

He’s going to be an absolute nightmare...

I think we all know that Mammon would fall apart without MC and it really wouldn't be a graceful fall…

Man will go through all the stages of grief seemingly every hour, everywhere from "WELL I DON'T NEED YA ANYWAY!" to, "Baby I'll buy ya anything, please come back…!"

The worst of it comes out when he's drunk and it's also when his worst ideas sound fantastic!

Not above breaking into their room at night just to sing them a poorly-written, sappy love song.

Also not above begging his brothers, Simeon, and even Diavolo for ideas on how to win them back.

If he could put it on one of those airplane banners and fly it across the Devildom, he would. Please MC, he's trying here…

Leviathan

Pity. Pity. So much pity. He is not afraid to treat his own dignity like collateral damage if he has to.

In the weeks after the breakup, Levi would probably be best described as one of those gelatinous deep sea Blobfish thrown on dry land, just with 90% more sadness and wallowing.

Assuming he leaves his room at all, he'll look like complete trash who hasn’t slept in weeks. Just an ultra-depressed otaku covered in Dorito dust and self-pity…

Basically, everything about him is going to scream, "I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, PLEASE COME COMFORT ME!!!" and considering that may have initiated their relationship to start with, it's not a terrible tactic.

If turning into a pathetic beached jellyfish of despair doesn't work then he'll try begging too. Third brother or not, dignity was never a priority here. Just MC… Always MC.

Satan

Meet our resident drunk texter.

During the day, Satan is going to take more of a Lucifer route and just be as impressive as he possibly can. However, he doesn't quite have Lucifer's level of deep emotional repression through pure spite…

What that means is occasionally he's going to crack and it's rough.

Get a few drinks in him and Satan will just break into a sobbing mess… Any poor soul in the vicinity will have to listen to his incoherent babbling about how many dates he's had with MC, how much he loves them, and why he can't sleep without them anymore…

But the texts… Man, are they something…

Satan: MC yourr the sptinkles to my waffls

Satan: why did you leave me? 🥺

Satan: im in the bat, its really cold  here

Satan: pleaae come home 😭😭😭

Satan: I'd murder fr yo

Satan: i mean love you

Satan: come back please

Asmodeus

Jealousy. Pure, simple jealousy. You think he can’t have three other people on his arms by the end of the week? Don't you know what you’re missing??

If Mammon is going through grief stages, then Asmo is stuck on anger. To think that he, HE, would be broken up with!! The nerve!!!

He'll go out clubbing and fucking and make a big'ol deal out of it for at least a week, but if it doesn't really help his case then he's really screwed… (like, figuratively this time)

After his anger burns out there'll be A LOT of crying and Asmo will make it his mission to get together again!!

That could involve everything from long-winded apology speeches, to dragging Solomon into complicated "Let's date again!" schemes, to dangling himself in front of MC like a carrot on a stick to try and entice them back.

EVERYONE in the House is going to hear about it and it'll drive them all crazy, but hey, anything in the name of love, damnit!!

Beelzebub

Lots of gifts, mostly food.

You'd think he'd be leaving offerings to a pagan god with the amount of food he tries to give MC… The man could actually feed a village with those plates!

To be frank, Beel doesn’t even have to do all that much in the grand scheme of things. A sad Beel is like a sad puppy, it just tugs at the heartstrings by its pure existence!

It also helps that he'd be willing to just… talk about getting back together like emotionally mature adults (novel concept, I know)

If they talk it out and the MC still isn't interested then expect more food and more sad Beel... He'll pretty much be like a depressed Santa Claus with a bag of T-bone steaks.

Be careful how long you keep Beel sad for though, MC, because Belphie isn't afraid to murder you twice. He's keeping a knife in that pillow. Be warned.

Belphegor

He's too busy not caring to even try.

Seriously. He doesn't care. Really. Not at all. Not even a little. Were they even dating? He didn't notice!

In fact, he doesn't care so much that he's going to nap in all of their favorite places, rewatch all of their favorite movies, and listen to their favorite songs because he just doesn't give a shit.

He doesn't care so much that he'll totally still invite them out to festivals and theme parks because it doesn't matter and they can still have a lot of fun together anyway!

He doesn't care SO FREAKING MUCH that if they wanted to nap together again or even cuddle a bit it's totally fine because it doesn't mean anything and he's fine and they're fine and this is fine!! Everything is a'okay!!!

See? No complaints outta him. But if they wanted to get back together uh… that's fine too… please...

[sunshinee0-0]

Hello I really like your stories they bring a smile to my face every time 🥰. And could you do maybe 11 or 4 with taehyung, Jungkook and yoongi

"If we broke up, I would get back with my ex"

♡Paring♡ Yoongi x reader, Jungkook x reader, Taehyung x reader

♡warnings♡ Tae calls your ex "ugly" possessive Jk, Grammer and spelling mistakes, anything I missed lmk :)

A/n: Hi babies sorry for the late post! I decide to go with 4 and Tbh yoongi's can go two ways, 1 he can not believe it no matter how much you try to convince him he'll be like "nice try" or 2 he can believe it and be calmly pissed, I picked the latter :)

Back to the TikTok event

♡Yoongi♡

You watch as Yoongi order something before he turns his head to look at you and ask you what you want. Giving him your order, you watch as he repeats it to the McDonald's employee, she tells him to pull up to the first window which he does. Boredom consumes you as the two of you wait in line, you try to think on what to do when the TikTok you watched an hour ago pops into your head and you decide why not do it on Yoongi. "Baby if we broke up I would get together with my ex." There's a few beats of silence before Yoongi slowly lifts his head from his phone at you, he ask you to repeat what you just said which you do. His face scrunchs in disgust, "why?" He gives the employee his card and turns back to you, "Because he's super kind and talented and he's very cute and hard working." Yoongi looks at you for a few seconds and although his face looks calm there's a raging storm in his eyes. "Why not just date him then." He pull up to the next window and grabs the both of your guys food handing it to you. "Yoongi, baby you would be my ex." He stares at you for a few seconds before his face breaks out into a gummy smile, "That was stupid." A faint blush dust his cheeks at your praise from before as he pulls out of McDonald's.

♡Taehyung♡

Taehyung's head is in your lap as you run your fingers threw his hair. The peacefulness makes your heart swell with content but being the little minx you are you decide to mess with it. "Tae?" He hums eyes still focused on the tv, "if we broke up, I would get back with my ex." The peacefulness washes away and Tae sits up, taking his head out of your lap. "Why?", "Because he-" before you can finish your sentence he cuts you off. "He's ugly." "Tae!!" You laugh. The expression on his face is priceless and the fact that he just called himself ugly without knowing makes a laugh form at the back of your throat. "He is not!" You aurge back, Taehyung gives you that bitch face and you let out another laugh. "He's the most handsome and funniest guy I have ever met." Taehyung gives you a face of disgust and a little bit of betrayal. "A blobfish is better looking then him." You laugh even harder at that and you decide to stop messing with him, "Tae you would be my ex!" Taehyung's glare turns into a little boxy grin, "oh okay then, nevermind."

♡Jungkook♡

There was a movie playing on the tv but you aren't paying attention instead you were paying attention to the TikTok on your phone , looking over at Jungkook who peacefully watching the Ghibi film. You decide to mess with him (again) "Hey Kookie, ask me what I'd do if we broke up!" He looks at you, eyebrows furrowed "why?" He whines not liking the idea of breaking up with you. "Just do it!" You whine back, "Fine, what would you do if we broke up, Jagiya?" He sighs, fiddling with your fingers. "Get back with my ex." You instantly reply back, he tightens his hold on your hand and gives you a soft glare, "why would you do that? He cheated on you and he smells." He srunches his nose at the end and you let out a little laugh. "Plus I wouldn't let you cause your mine!" You giggle as butterflies fill your stomach. "You would be my ex, dummy" He stares at you before letting out a small "ohhh." He chuckles a bit and pulls you into his lap. "Good cause I would never give you up and you can't get rid of me." He then kisses your lips.

[nicocastillo]

·✥·

He considered, seeing Jonah's confusion, and then amended, "Well, relatively speaking, I guess." He paddled a little closer on his board. "You ran away, sure. But you came back, and not ten years later, like some of us. And you know," he tilted his head. "Getting the hell out of dodge isn't the most irrational move, given what we've all been through. Mostly I just mean you do deal with it. You probably wouldn't avoid someone you live with for a whole week, would you?" Looking over at his friend, he added. "You and Rohan are pretty incredible, the way you look out for each other. I wish I could make things easier on Jas—and on a lot of other people too. But the only things I know how to actually take care of are like, broken bones and severed arteries." He flopped back on his board again. "I'd take fixing a collapsed lung over feelings, any day." Tilting his head he asked wistfully, "What if I'm a blobfish stuck in a fish tank? Marry a beautiful starfish? Find one of those little castles and hide in it? Get a snail as a pet to distract myself? Head up a small blobfish gang and just act like I have my shit together? Fuck." Feeling dramatic, he rolled off his board and went limp in the icy waves, face down.

A laugh rose to the surface at the comment, but the feeling was understood, "You have a lot of pressure on you already, external and internal too I'm betting, people's expectations of you and your own of yourself, it's a lot. Blobfish don't have to worry about people pressure, but for us and them it's still about survival in any way possible." It was partly why he felt this right here was needed, a break from everything.

"Wait," Jonah sat up when Nico spoke again, brows furrowed and confusion evident, "You think I'm level?" He wanted to laugh but the timing wasn't right to do so, instead, something of a scoff sounded out, an uncharacteristic thing but apt, "I ran from town, man, I messed up so much because I couldn't handle things like I should have." Relationships had mended since then but Jonah could still feel the cracks beyond the surface, a distance that wasn't entirely obvious but lingered still from his actions from that time. "I don't have many other choices other than to just…deal with it?" More truthfully pack it away so deep it became a struggle to breathe at times. "I don't want to worry Rohan, he does a lot for my sake already." With a softer sigh, he shook his head, "They're only funky-looking if taken away from their habitat. Maybe you just have to find a place where you can...just be you, even if for a while."

[alicedrawslesmis]

#and I just need to say how much I love the way you did the scales and tails and general mer-anatomy#it was a delight and a revelation#and I don't even want ti think about how many fish studies you had to do first via @shitpostingfromthebarricade

(this is about the mermay 2022 drawings)

actually let me share some art notes!

I didn't do any fish studies for this event, except for the beta fish, but I did for the Javert turning into a mermaid comic from a while back. That's when I ran into the big ProblemTM with mermaid anatomy. Cause most of the general public will associate mermaids with Ariel. Now, Ariel is good enough design

the problem is that she has a fish tail that is positioned and shaped like a whale tail, so it looks more human and she can bend it like legs instead of side-to-side like a fish. That was the compromise the animators did

Now, I wanted to give my mermaids proper fish tails. When I was making the Javert one, I went through a whole research rabit hole (of which I saved zero links and forgot everything. Thanks past me) to make a little nod to Javert's (most likely) ethnicity by drawing him as a fresh water fish from Punjab? I believe it was Punjab? Again, should've saved the links. I didn't make it explicit I just wanted to choose a fish

So I made the whole drawing, all the individual scales, only for me to realize that I had messed up the tail position because of disney mermaid bias. I had to change the whole thing and it was very annoying

(and to cap it off I positioned the fish tail upside down. Again, no one but me will notice this. It's a mermaid, it's not real)

That's where I solidified the mermaid anatomy I would use for mermay

now, you will also notice that my drawings were disproportionately sharks during that whole month. 1- I've swam with sharks they're very chill and I have some 1:1 experience with how they move, how they swim, what their bodies look like in water and out (I'd describe it as a creature made of thick latex) 2- Speaking of latex:

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a while ago I made this prop shark for a movie I was working on. Her name is Suellen. I had to physically sculpt her in foam and latex

My hottest art take is that better than making studies from photos I NEED to see the thing move. Videos are my best friends but having access to the thing in real life is even better. How it relates to other objects is more important than making a photorealistic but soulless drawing.

Again, this is bias because I know which of my drawings were made with artistic intent and which were made from a vacuum and other people don't. But I still feel very strongly that one IRL experience with the thing is more important than a thousand photos. So I'd made a shark tail and now I was familiar enough to be able to imagine them in different poses and stuff. Hence, shark mermaids

A more tangible example: If you'd never seen a human outside of portraits, you wouldn't know that we're squishy! Fish are much the same, they're squishy, they're slick, their skin also folds (tho, they don't have fat like we do, so it folds less, but you can take the blobfish as an example of what I mean). And this is what I was going for the most.

I also like to give viewers the sensation of having a mermaid body, like with this fin here. You can actually get some sense of having a dorsal fin yourself.

Now I haven't even touched the subject of fish genitals. Just know that yes, decisions were made

[karltface]

Mystery box? No, friend, despite the tag, these are mystery envelopes! A mated pair, in fact!

Somewhat smaller than the angle would suggest, these are Scythemantis' (better known as The Insidious Bogleech) Mini Grab Bags! Bite-sized versions of the Critter Boxes, they're a cheap fix if you need it. Or you're just curious. I got one of each in these stylish treat bags, and here's the difference between the $15 and $17 models:

A single Creepy Freaks figure! Sort of like a cross between chess and Horrorclix, it didn't last long, garnering fair-to-middling reviews. Still, the minis are decently designed. Your mileage may vary, given that they're randomly selected, but I'm personally thrilled by the low-rent Ed Roth sketch that is Zip Zit.

From here on out, they're largely identical, so I'm just grouping them. One enamel pin each, happily from the Kickstarter I missed out on: a nice healthy blobfish, and a blanket octopus in glorious color. Blankie's eye glows in the dark.

Some smallish rubber critters: a pair of those tiny Kaiju I've been seeing lately, a suction-cup bat and a sweet metallic purple scorpion of unknown provenance.

Worm on a String again, a nice banana yellow this time, and a Trashie I can't even hope to identify. Not even sure what it's supposed to look like, but I dig the colors. Also lots of tiny ants, spiders and flies.

Many and varied stickers! The roach is actually quite impressive; it's all shiny like a "foil" trading card, as is the small beetle. Other highlights include a very cool chafer beetle, fairly large bowler-hat ghost (ghosts with hats are the best kind), and a deliriously happy haunted tree, with worm friends!

I expected a Morbid Monster or two, but Gregory Horror Show? Now that's cool! My old roommate collected the minis, and had my free money not been tied up in (checks release date) probably lots of Bionicle, I'd have absolutely joined him.

Well, that's the haul, in lighting conditions I'm still trying to nail down. Can you use matte finish Mod Podge on glossy surfaces? Because some of my backdrops don't play well with light at certain angles.

Link!

[electricprincess96]

“A child with adult money” is probably an apt description for me as well. Went to the aquarium with my cousins this weekend and walked outta the gift shop with a blobfish plushie and a pair of socks that look like sharks are biting your legs.

Not gonna lie I'd do the same. I own more "childish" stuff than my niece nephew combined.

But what's the fun of "adulthood" if I can't spend my money on childish things that I enjoy?

[shiro-0197]

Omigosh thank you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Albie— Albie just has my heart, his paws are just so cute I'm sobbing.

oh that's okay love!! Hmm, yeah I guess you could call it winter break, although there's no winter :P we just call it the end-of-the-year break, and we start again on the 20th of January.

Ikr. Dodol is such an odd name. tbh, most of the food names here are slightly strange, but they taste absolutely delicious :D so that's good haha. I'd love to try them with you too. There's 14 states and each has their own special delicacies.

Oh God I agree. The paperwork is TEDIOUS. So you know I work, right? Well, my job is basically to just do the doctor's paperwork at a clinic 😭🤚 things would be so much easier if it were computerized, but alas, it isn't. Who knows? Maybe if you become one, you could hire an assistant to do it for you :P 😭😔 God you're so sweet. No I'd not get hurt around you, at least I'd try my best not to. Why waste a second being injured when I could instead use it to do exciting things with you? :D

thank you!! Have you ever thought of doing something like that too? I'm not very good with young kids (I actually don't really even get along with them so much because they're quite a nuisance) but from experience, the older ones are okay, especially if they're all quiet and polite 😝💖

���I'm glad they're enough. For now. BUT SOMEDAY I really will hug you !! and someone will probably have to tear me away because I don't think I'll let go 😼

a... dried?? Blobfish?? 😭 Interesting. I don't even wanna know where he got it either omg.

yes. So so so gorgeous 😭💖 I saw an ash lynx one a while ago on Instagram but then it disappeared (I'll find it again I hope) and it was the most beautiful art breeder I've EVER seen.

you're not uneducated hush >:(( you're such a smart person, I really really look up to you grrr. and yeah they're actually different. People acknowledge that fairy tails are fiction, wherelse myths were believed to be true, or at least have a ring of truth to them. :(

I wish you were here too. AND NOOOO KURO WAIT NOOOOOOOO. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HUG HIM IF HE HAS NO LIMBS 😭😭😭

Cashews are delicious!! I don't like all nuts, but some are great. Like peanuts and walnuts. Though I have braces, so I haven't eaten them in a long time, since they hurt my mouth. I'll take them out by march, I hope, and then you bet I'm just gonna eat all of those xD I've tried Baklava!! A friend went to Turkey once, and she brought some back. It's delicious, I hope I'll try it again in the future. tho omg yes!! You're so lucky, the snacks must be to-die-for there😚😚💖💖💖💖 what other types can you get?

CHISHIYA IS ACTUALLY A CATBOY ‼️‼️ THOSE PICTURES JUST CONFIRMED IT.

I hope you enjoy your rewatch!! Coincidentally, I'm rewatching a favourite of mine too. It's called She-Ra and it's on netflix. And here's a few frames of the show I want to share with you 😿💖

I MEAN. First of all; (they're not even canon) BUT THEY'RE SO PRETTY TOGETHER. Secondly, one of them's a catgirl?? And her suit is so pretty?? And thirdly... THE DIP?? I'm dying sorry 😭😭💖

—☃️☃️ (us ü)

Yes yes !!! He's so extremely adorable and I'm kqkkkdkakkd

Оhh, I see !! That's a lot, we're going back to class at tenth, or earlier maybe. I'm glad you guys have a long break!!! You deserve it:D

Оhh, 14!! We also have 14 states (uh, provinces?) Though I dont think every one has a separate delicacy. That's so cool, though!! The more food there is, the better xD

Ackk, I know right. I did paperwork, like, once in my life and it was so exhausting?? I feel bad for you😭 I'd rather become a freelancer 😝

Fair enough! I'd do my best to have you up and straight, so you wouldn't get injured even if you wanted to (though I dont think you would)😋

Well, I've been thinking about helping kids my age with languages. But, well, I'm so bad at teaching. I'm that kind of person to go "how do you not understand this" after two times of explaining. So I try not to do that, because I dont want the teens to think I'm uncool XD

Hehe no one will have to tear you away because I'd love to hug you just as long😭😭😭💕

Aahhh!! I really hope you come across it again!! It sucks to see something gorgeous only to never encounter it again😭

Awhh, that's so sweet of you!!! 🥺🥺 I also look up to you!! You're so hardworking and responsible, couldn't be me😭 but yeah, I really get confused sometimes, people say they're the same and I'm like ????

BWNSJQJD dont worry he's all bark one bite😭😭 he'll hit me but that's all he can do, really

Yeah!!! I adore walnuts, they're my favorite. Peanuts get stuck in my teeth a lot, I still love them though💔 March is in... three months? Huhh that's a while😭 I wouldn't survive for so long without them

Hell yeah, another thing I need to make you in the future!!!! I've also tried turkish delight, the orange and the strawberry ones are my favorite. I dont like the peanut ones tho, they're too sweet😭 we also tried maklube (mac-looh-beh), and it's to die for. Tastes even better when we make it with teh whole class XD our school also has special "keklube" and "tavuklube" versions, which are totally made up names, but basically they're just cake and chicken versions of maklube

I'm forty seconds away from writing an article about why Chishiya is not so secretly a catboy XD

Aaaa I forgot about She-ra qkekkqkd!!! I wanted to watch it as well but then I got into my anime phase 😭😭 they look so good though omg😍😍 I really hope watch it soon~ I hope you're enjoying it!!!