#I'm about to become u n b e a r a b l e

[bonesbuckleup]

girl help I'm 70,000 words deep into writing this novel and think I have to reoutline and rework the whole thing

[thenewrises]

enjoy my brain rambles (18+ MDNI)

idk the last time i did a theory/full lore post on anything since 17 year old me played mystic messenger in 2017 (IN FUCKING PHYSICS!!!!!) but for some reason 14 days with you has been on the forefront of my brain for over a year so. also it's so funny how not into yandere games/dark romance i was years ago but the moment i started college and started reading shit like ACOTAR (not dark romance but like... y'know... rhys...) i am like damn... what if someone was THAT into me me... (this does not include haunting adeline i fucking hate that book)

anyways sorry for the ramble!!!! some fun stuff i have found in the last idk few days of perusing old stuff, new stuff, etc.

also, a lot of hints i've found have been followed up by "👀". this is not the case with everything but just a lil tidbit i noticed! :)

The official 14DWY blog is @14dayswithyou

edit: put 18+ mdni in title because the game is 18+! should have mentioned that LOL

Ren's name!

I have been super interested in finding out his name, which i will send guesses sometime to the ask box when i have more as to not spoil anything if i'm right. BUT, i can share everything i have collected! i do know we will know more about him in day 7 possibly but i want to hopefully give some help if anyone wants to guess like me!

(Not In Name) ❌ - T, D, Z, S

(In The Name) ✅ - N, R, A, E

does not begin with - E, R, B, A, P

does not end with - N, L, Y

extras ⁃ 8 letters (could be more) ⁃ not traditionally masculine ⁃ american ⁃ emerald has three letters (E, A, R are my guesses) ⁃ clarence (two letters right spot) ⁃ emerson (one letter right spot) ⁃ marienne (one letter right spot) ⁃ his sister called him ren

so, with this in mind i have a few ideas. it seems the letter "R" is in the fourth position in his name. the letter "E" seems to be at the end of his name. i believe his name may be unisex or possibly more typically feminine, but he was named by his mother after her two friends (which i believe are Teo's relatives). some guesses about the name i have are: i believe his name may begin with an L or F, but this is just a guess i have but i do not believe it begins with a C. either "ren" is in his name altogether or another variation such as rien. but! this is just a theory (matpat... thank u).

some extras:

_ _ _ r _ _ _ e

edit: upon some scrolling before bed i am starting to believe their name may end in “rence” or “riene”. will update but that’s where i’m landing right now.

edit 2: may ALSO end in renie!

2. Ren's hands!

so we know ren has scarred hands from an accident prior to the events of the game before he ran from home. i don't know exactly what caused the scarring, but i believe it was some kind of altercation with his father from the sounds of it. it was said that ren left his mom in absolute hysterics when he left, so i believe there are a few things that could have happened.

i don't know if ren's father would hurt his mother but let's assume he wouldn't, maybe ren was presenting more masculine, talking back to his father, becoming a "threat" towards taylor, who knows! whatever happened, ren got into an altercation with taylor that ended in the scarring. I believe it has something to do with fire, taylor may have been set of fire somehow. maybe taylor wanted to burn the house down. OR, maybe ren tried to burn the house down with taylor in it...

it's possible that taylor may have tried to harm ren's mother that he attempted to save his mom and burn his father/harm his father. whatever happened, hana was not present for this as i believe this is when ren ran away from home IF this is how it happened.

maybe what happened to his hands was much longer before he left. i've seen some questioning that when leon had a birthday party, he invited hana but she did not go for reasons unknown. what this could mean is that something happened WHEN hana still lived there before she was sent off to school. maybe this was when ren got the scars on his hands. maybe taylor tried to harm ren due to him simply being male, maybe it was something else. maybe ren fought back. maybe taylor tried to hurt ren's mother, causing him to be punished by his father. all i know is, ren in an ask has said “I-I didn’t mean to… He— I didn’t have much of a choice…”

3. Playlist!

a while ago, saint put out this playlist and explained that characters and endings are connected to the songs. from other's guesses and my own curiosity, i went through and did some eliminations and found these to be the most possible to be connected:

shapeshift - ren

almost had me - violet

glimpse of us - leon

angel - ending

god complex - ending (possibly leon)

EDIT: gun - ending (most likely bad)

heart-shaped hologram - EDIT: I believe this is ren's introspection now

these could be inaccurate! but from what i have seen i think these are the best guesses for some of the songs. maybe i'll try to guess more in depth, but for now, this is just from what i've read up! 14 days also has the potential to be an ending, but once again this may be another post.

conclusion

i am so out of my mind. but it is so fun to evaluate lore i have always loved doing it and this game itched my brain. i reccommend this game if you're interested in horror and are 18+ then i say check out this game! read the warnings ahead of time, but i find it funky fresh

anyways womp womp, redacted come home, emo boy by ayesha erotica lookin' ass

[rabbit-or-rib]

FOLLOWER CELEBRATION TIME !!!!

you guys have shown me soso much support and it really means the whole world to me, and i wanna show y'all that with my writing !!

i'm gonna be opening up requests for NSFW / romantic / platonic alphabets, romantic / platonic matchups, and songs for characters!! this is gonna be a longer post, so all of the specifics are under the cut :)

also, i'll of course still be taking normal requests, but while these are open they'll be the priority for me to get to :)

Who's available for requests?

EverymanHYBRID

HABIT

Evan Myers

Marble Hornets

Tim Wright

Masky

Brian Thomas

Hoodie

Jessica Locke (fem/gn reader only)

Creepypasta

Toby Rogers

Eyeless Jack

Jeff the Killer

Jane the Killer (fem/gn reader only)

Nina the Killer

Clockwork (fem/gn reader only)

BEN

Overwatch

Cole Cassidy

Ashe

Reaper / Gabriel Reyes

Soldier: 76 / Jack Morrison (masc/gn reader only)

(this includes the Blackwatch and Deadlock eras! just lemme know, without specifics I'll assume it's current era)

Songs for characters ;

a song for how i think a character would react/feel about certain things! being in love, their thoughts on themselves, things like that :) i'd be posting a song link, specific lyrics i think really match with what's being asked, and an explanation/break down on how it relates.

Romantic / platonic matchups ;

give me a rundown of who you are, if you want it to be romantic, platonic (or both), and i'll match you up with someone :) quick physical, personality and partner preference/needs descriptions would be great, the fandoms you want, and anything else you'd want me to know would be great !! if you'd want a basic template, i have this one right here !!

NSFW / romantic / platonic alphabets ;

you can ask for a full alphabet, or just specific letters, for characters :) all three are down below if you wanna get a feel for them before you request

PLATONIC

A = Adventures, what kind of crazy shit would you get into together?

B = Bond, what kind of - platonic, obviously - relationship do you have with each other?

C = Cuddling, do you ever cuddle? how physically affectionate are you?

D = Dance, do you ever dance together? how?

E = Enemies, were you ever enemies? Do you share the same enemies?

F = Fight, how often do you fight? how do you resolve conflict?

G = Gain, how have you helped each other improve as people?

H = Help, how do they ask you for help? how do they help you when you need it?

I = Injured/Ill, how would they act if you got hurt or sick?

J = Jokes, what’s their sense of humor like? how do you joke about things together?

K = Kisses, do you ever kiss? how? Kisses not on the lips count

L = Love, how do they show you they care?

M = Meeting, how did you meet? how did you become friends?

N = Nesting, do you co-habitate at all? how?

O = Oasis, is there a specific place that is “your place”? what is it?

P = Protection, how protective are they over you?

Q = Query, how inquisitive are they when it comes to getting to know you?

R = Record, what’s something you’ll never let them live down?

S = Support, how would they show their support for you? how far would that support go?

T = Trust, how much do they trust you? how do they show you that?

U = Uplift, how do you bring each other up?

V = Vacation, do you ever travel together? what’s that like?

W = Worry, do they worry about you? how often?

X = Xerox, are there any traits or habits of theirs that you’ve picked up by accident?

Y = Yahoo, what’s an inside joke you share?

Z = Zany, do they have a weird side only you get to see? what’s it like?

ROMANTIC

A = Attention, how much attention do they want in the relationship?

B = Baby, do they want a family? Why/why not?

C = Cuddle, do they like to cuddle and show affection? How?

D = Dates, what are dates with them like? What do they like to do? 

E = Equal, do they prefer to be more dominant or submissive in the relationship?

F = Fights, how do they handle arguments? How quick are they to forgive?

G = Gratitude, how grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them? 

H = Honesty, are they honest with their s/o? How important is it to them in a relationship? 

I = Insight, how easy is it for them to read their partner? (Mood, thoughts, etc.)

J = Jealousy, do they get jealous? If so, how easily? How do they deal with it?

K = Kiss, what are their kisses like? Who kissed who first?

L = Love, who said “I love you” first? How often do they say it? When did they realize they were in love?

M = Marriage, do they want to get married? How long do they have to be in the relationship beforehand? What would the marriage be like? 

N = Nickname, what are the nicknames they have for their s/o? Do they like when their s/o uses nicknames?

O = Open, how long does it take for them to open up to their s/o?

P = PDA, how do they feel about public displays of affection? What kind of PDA do they show?

Q = Quality Time, what do they like to do for quality time with their s/o?

R = Reunion, how do they react after being apart from their s/o? How do they cope when they’re away?

S = Sad, how do they cheer their s/o up when they are feeling down? How do they like to be cheered up?

T = Thrill, do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine? 

U = Understanding, how well do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V = Value, how important is the relationship to them? What is its worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W = Wild Card, a random relationship headcanon

X = Explicit, a NSFW headcanon

Y = Your Name, if they did get married to their s/o, who would take whose last name?

Z = Zz, how do they like to sleep with their partner? What time do they like to go to sleep/wake up, ideally?

NSFW

A = Aftercare, what they’re like after sex

B = Body part, their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s

C = Cum, anything to do with cum, basically

D = Dirty secret, pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs

E = Experience, how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?

F = Favorite position, this goes without saying

G = Goofy, are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.

H = Hair, how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.

I = Intimacy, how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect

J = Jack off, masturbation headcanon

K = Kink, one or more of their kinks

L = Location, favorite places to do they do

M = Motivation, what turns them on, gets them going

N = No, something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs

O = Oral, preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

P = Pace, are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

Q = Quickie, their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

R = Risk, are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.

S = Stamina, how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?

T = Toys, do they own toys or use them on a partner or themselves?

U = Unfair, how much they like to tease

V = Volume, how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

W = Wild card, a random headcanon for the character

X = X-ray, let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

Y = Yearning, how high is their sex drive?

Z = Zzz, how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?

[brainrot-jikan]

it's entirely possible childe and diluc have met in canon. childe joined the fatui real early and diluc was wandering around having his revenge arc until maybe a year ago. childe wasn't involved with delusion production afaik but diluc's notoriety among the fatui would have made him an attractive target for childe. if they were in the same area, they both would have gone after each other's throats. given that childe has both a vision and a delusion, AND his fun demon form, and diluc was running around visionless, childe would have either overpowered him… or made it an even fight by promising not to use his vision.

also, diluc's revenge arc lasted around three years, so they could have run into each other more than once and childe would have been eccatic about it each time. diluc would start getting very, very tired of childe's blood knight antics but maybe start to think of him as insane in a predictable, almost safe way.

fast forward four years and childe shows up in mondstadt on official fatui business. diluc sees childe before childe sees him and he knows it's not worth it trying to fight childe, because childe gets off on it and also a monster (metaphorically but also literally). so he decides to avoid being seen himself and spends a lot of time hiding either at the dawn winery or in the back at the bar. (tho he might do some espionage as the darknight hero, but that's a separate thought.)

at some point, diluc screws up. childe spots him, recognizes him on sight, spot his pyro vision, and becomes immediately I N S U F F E R A B L E. this guy who was nearly a match for him while visionless now has an upgrade and childe very very badly wants to test it out.

childe grins and says, "Wow, fancy meeting you here! It's been so long. I was afraid you'd gotten yourself killed from exposure!" and pulls out a weapon.

diluc scowls and says, "I'm not fighting you in the middle of town you fucking maniac."

childe amicably doesn't rush to attack but doesn't also doesn't put down his weapon. "So, you'll fight me outside of town?"

anyway imagining the local fatui and the mond towns folk observing this interaction in broad daylight and then gossip spreading like wildfire (and kaeya, jean, and lisa hearing about it) gives me life

[onthewaytosomewhere]

WIP Acrostic Game

ok - so i got a few tags for this over the weekend (and i do luv me a tag game) so i have multiple words for it luckily some of those words share letters - so they'll also share sentences - in THE ONLY FIC I'M OPENNG TODAY - BCUZ IT NEEDS TO BE FINISHED LOLZ (the were/vamp coffee shop (with bonus soulmates that snuck up on me) fic) - also hoping this will make me get ready to whip the words out for this thing lolz

💚thanks bunches for the tags @cha-melodius @caterpills @tailsbeth-writes @fullerthanskippy @anincompletelist

@littlemisskittentoes @kiwiana-writes @sophie1973 @stellarmeadow

HUGE OPEN TAG TO ANYONE WHO MAY NOT HAVE ALREADY DONE THIS OVER THE WEEKEND (and a few tags under the cut for a few peeps just in case lolz)

Rules: From your story/WIP, find sentences that start with each letter of the given word. (oops i forgot the rules lolz)

MY WORD(S): BOLT, PACE, FORK, FIRST, RUSH, FAME, FANG, RINGS - YOUR WORD: SHOP

B -Before becoming one himself, his only contact with any of them had been his sister, June, and her wife, Nora. O -Only a few months in, he has an established overnight rotation of regulars, and they all help each other navigate life in the city. L -Let’s just say that my last case was against some fuckwad werewolf fratboys who had beaten my client, and I realized I wasn’t above a little vigilante justice if they hadn’t been found guilty. T - To this day, he’s afraid that if that hadn’t been the case, he might not have been able to fight the urge to get justice of his own for her. (the fact that there's 2 sentences about this from 2 different parts makes me giggle lolz)

P - Please forget I said that. A - Alex, sometimes, on slow nights, finds himself drawn to just standing behind the counter and watching as Henry is engrossed in what he’s working on that night. C - Completing the bond does not actually require ‘third-date activities’ if you so choose. E - Either way, he feels as if they’re one—as if they’re not separate beings but two parts of one whole.

F - From what we were told when we had you checked out, the fact that you’re a werewolf is the only reason you are alive currently. O - SEE ABOVE R -Raf understands as a lycan himself, but having been born one, he has more control, not just from the years of experience. K - NONE

F - SEE ABOVE I - I was here in this club, and there was this guy … R - SEE ABOVE S - So, while the sign reads ‘closed’ after 9 pm, you can say that is when the real “nightlife” happens. T - SEE ABOVE

R - SEE ABOVE U - Unfortunately, what Liam told you about my family and their messed-up rules about claiming vamps we sire is true S - SEE ABOVE H - He hates to think about it, but he still wonders if the realization hadn’t happened if he might still be working his way to partner in Raf’s law firm.

F - SEE ABOVE A - SEE ABOVE M - Might as well get a jump on making sure everything is ready for Nora and the morning crowd, as it looks like this will be one of his slower nights. E - SEE ABOVE

F - SEE ABOVE A - SEE ABOVE N - Nora thinks the irony that Alex’s big bi-revelation leads to him being turned means something. G - Granted, some of it he ‘overhears’ due to enhanced senses, but anything too sensitive, he’s learned to keep to himself.

R - SEE ABOVE I - SEE ABOVE N - SEE ABOVE G - SEE ABOVE S - So he waits for Henry to speak again, letting the silence hang between them. (this letter was already used as well but i felt bad this word had no sentences lolz)

💚tag ur it!! @adreamareads @typicalopposite @hgejfmw-hgejhsf @thinkof-england @piratefalls

@priincebutt @judasofsuburbia @suseagull04

just in case you didn't already do this!! 😘💚

now i'm off to switch the laundry and finish this thing lolz

[fischlslays]

omg hi Harper! <3

so i saw that the requests are open:

can you do some Sanemi and Giyu alphabets??

thx!!!

Giyuu and Sanemi SFW Alphabets:

Pairings:Giyu × Reader, Sanemi × Reader

WARNINGS:None :)

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Listen to these:

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Friendly Reminder: This is a request :) Also, I'm really happy that they asked! @whateverbitchguys (I think they deleted their account)

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Another Friendly Reminder:

☆You look hot today

☆Your crush likes you back

☆You slay

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Enjoy! :)

Tomioka Giyu:

A- Affection (showing love):

At first it will be Awkward, but he is working on it, he will buy you gifts, and then slowly becomes touchy, like he will hug, kiss, and whatever.

B- Best (best moments with you):

The best moment he had with you was when you asked him out, he became a blushing mess, which is a rare sight, and when he said yes, the way you jumped into him>>>> And the time you first cooked for him was amazing, you almost became his full time cook- he might send his crow over to ask you for your cooking (he did).

C- Cuddles (cuddling positions that won his heart):

D- Dates (where he would take you for a first date):

He would take you near a pond, which makes sense since he is the Water Pillar. It calms him down, the sound of water is perfect, and the sight of you sitting on his lap feels like heaven. He might think it's a dream-

E- Emotions (emotions he will show around you):

He might seem emo and emotionless, but he would actually show deep emotions around you, from happiness to grief, to others. He will try not to show negative emotions, to keep the aura clear. :)

F- Fabulous (something extraordinary about him <3

He seems like a pretty normal person, but he is extremely patient, and you are the most annoying creature in this world.

G- Gentle (is he gentle physically and emotionally while interacting with you):

Yes. He will interact with you like you are a piece of glass, he will treat you gently, as if you were to break at any moment. He doesn't cuss at you or any thing :)

H- Hugs (does he likes hugs?)

Of course he does <3 He would hug you like this:

I- I love you (how much does he loves you?):

A solid 100%

J- Joking (jokes he would say. Is he funny?)

Don't expect something grand💀. He will most likely tell dad jokes, or knock knock jokes. He is more into the romantic field rather than being goofy.

K- Kiss (does he likes to kiss you?)

Yeahh, this is giving me "After Dark" vibes. YOUR LIPS WERE SOFT LIKE WINTER, IN YOUR PASSION, I WAS LOST.

L- Lmao (funny moments):

It's the time Giyu tried to act like Sanemi, so he found a stray dog and tried to touch it, it went wrong and the dog started chasing him. You never saw him running do fast.💀

M- Music (his musical taste):

N- No (things he won't do):

For whatever he has in mind, as long as its gonna hurt you, he'll leave it.

O- OK (things he likes to do):

He definitely likes to be with you <3 basically every thing that has to be done with you. ♡

P- Pranks (does he prank you? How often?):

No, he doesn't prank you. He knows how it feels like to be pranked.💀 #JusticeForGiyu

Q- Quiz (can he answer questions about you?)

Yeah he can, and without hesitation. He notices the small details. <33

R- Rude (is he rude?)

No, do I have to explain?💀

S- Sundays (what he does in his free time):

Yes probably sleep or talk to you <3

T- Talk (Is he talkative?):

No. Period.

U- Ugly (is he ugly?)

Kinda.

V- View (you from his perspectives):

He sees you as his. And you are normally goofing around. What can I say 🤷

W- Will (what he will do for you?):

Would you on your knees for me? Buy a BIG diamond ring for me?

X- idk what to write. Bruh, any way since you stopped by to read, drink wootah

Y- You ( what he likes about you):

Basically the whole package.

Z- Zaddy:

Jk bruh🙄🤚

┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉

Shinazugawa Nemi:

A- Affection (showing love):

My man here sucks at emotions, so um, expect insults <3 examples: Ugly🥰 Asshole😍 Weirdo❤

B- Best (best moments with you);

The best moment so far was when you planned a picnic at night, you had so much ohagi, so yeah. It's his best memory <3

C- Cuddles (cuddling positions that won his heart):

D- Dates (were he would take you for a first date?):

He'd prefer it if it was in his house, because he doesn't want any one to think he is "weak" for dating, but he'll show love once you both are alone <3 When he gets more comfortable, y'all are going to a nearby restaurant that sells ohagi.

E- Emotions (emotions he will show around you):

He'd definitely not show weakness if you both just got together, it needs time. But regularly, he'd show anger, and a little of affection if he is feeling cute today.🥰

F- Fabulous (something extraordinary about him):

He can shove his whole foot up your ass <3 Jk, but it's real. He is light tempered, please be worried if you are annoying, alots off y'all out there SHOULD be careful.

G- Gentle (is he gentle with you physically and emotionally?):

Physically yes. Emotionally no.

H- Hugs (does he likes hugs?)

Yeah, but not in front of many people <3 He'd hug you like this:

You be like: 👁👄👁

I- I love you (how much does he loves you)?:

He doesn't. Just kidding, a perfect 100% <3

J- Joking (jokes he would say. Is he funny?):

He doesn't say jokes, and no he is NOT funny. You recall the time you forced him into telling a joke he said:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there? <3"

"Mr. Angry"

"Angry Who?"

"ANGRY AT YOU"

K- Kiss (does he likes to kiss you?):

Yeah he does, but it he would be aggressive at times, but at times he'd be gentle.

L- Lmao (funny moments):

You gave him ohagi one time, but he catch is that it was filled with water, you imagine his face and your grave <3

M- Music (his musical taste):

Bc I can:

N- No (things he won't do):

Y'all listen! He might be mean, but he never wanted to hurt you, even if you had a fight, he'd try to swallow his pride and apologise. <3

O- Ok (things he likes to do):

As I said before, he likes ohagi, and moonlight walks, he adores heart to heart talks. He likes to spend time with you, since his love language is Quality time and Physical touch.

P- Pranks (does he prank you? How often?):

Yeah he do prank you. He once faked a horrible wound, and when you saw it, you panicked. He jumped out of his chair and said: YOU JUST GOT #KRISSED ICHI GITCHI DADADA. OK, jk, he said: YOUR FACE WAS PRICELESS! TOO BAD I DON'T HAVE A MIRROR! *laughs and accidently snorts, and it got followed by a fart-*

Q- Quiz (can he answer questions about you?):

Yeahh

R- Rude (is he rude?):

Why you here? Ofc he is.

S- Sundays (what he does in his free time):

If he wasn't with you, he'd be at the park watching kids falling, and he'll laugh.

T- Talk (Is he talkative?):

Yeah, but only with you, because you got nothing to do with your life.

U- Ugly (Is he ugly?):

"Ew! He looks like a bug eye creep!"

-my friend

V- View (you from his perspective):

His personal equipment, the person he trust the most, the person who is annoying.

W- Will (what will he do for you?):

He'd definitely do anything to please you.

X- idk what to write here, but DID YOU SEE S2 KAZUTORA?! I WANNA BE SAVEEEED

Y- You (what he likes about you):

Every. Fucking. Inch.

Z- Zaddy:

Omg yeahhh.

Hi <3

I'm glad you reached this part <3 I want to thank alots of you guys ♡ lots of people started following me these days <3 ILY YALL. BIG THANKS TO @ask-muichiro-tokito thx bestie♡

Harper <3

Tags:

@ask-muichiro-tokito @sanemis-zubbue @sanemitiddies @sanemisgirl @sanemiangel @sanemi-the-teach @sanemis-eyelashes

Don't ask why I tagged y'all. I felt like it <3

[inlove-and-dying]

The Walking Dead characters as things from the quotes channel on Discord (Ft. Y/N) PT 2

Negan: nice, I slap children

Y/N: my brain is smooth! it hardly has any wrinkles! the only wrinkles it has are from stress!

Daryl: you run like a deer in the headlights

Carl: I am not above drop-kicking children

Michonne: time sure does fly when you've been sleeping all day

Negan: do you have a crush on me? Rick, without missing a beat: no, I have standards Negan: Negan: I just asked you that to see your reaction but OW-

Y/N: cats are not human

Carl: another day, another slay. and as I like to say, go fuck yourself!

Y/N: *about Carl* there go his ribs.... oh and his life too i guess.... oh nevermind he's still alive the stupid bitch

Y/N: I'm just gonna.... slide the L to you... Daryl: and I'm just gonna.... flip the bird to you....

Glenn, at 2 AM: reject humanity, become B A N A N A

Negan: manslaughter... I can't believe it's not murder!

Michonne: my ducks are not in a row. heck, I don't even know if my ducks are alive!

Carl, to Daryl: you're a tall midget

Rick: where are you going? Y/N: *exhasperated sigh* Australia Rick: oh Rick: you're gonna die Y/N and Carl: *laugh* Carl, quietly: that's the point

Y/N: I would just like to say Y/N: Daryl has a rockin' set of tits Y/N: I mean have you seen them??? Y/N: and not to mention the HAIR oh my god the HAIR Y/N: I W A N T H I S G E N D E R

Glenn: Maggie. MAGGIE. I have decided that I am going to be a walking blue stick

Daryl, to Glenn: you're talkin' a lotta smack for someone light enough to be thrown into oncoming traffic

Negan: I'm going crazy. I said killed someone and said "eat this, it's good for you"

Carl: you squished my weiner :(

Y/N: y'know, IDK crap about the Bible but I do know the entire Pokemon timeline

Rick: *comes into Carl's room* I think I've found your trouble sleeping Carl: what? Rick: *points to coffee cup* maybe you should be having that in the morning instead of at night Carl: but morning for me was 3PM Rick: try 9AM Carl: nooooo that's nastyyyyyy

Negan: I'm so manly that even my balls have balls

Carl, to Negan and Rick: aww, look at you! arguing like the old couple that you are!

Enid: do you have a fruit loop stuck up in your nose?

Tara: go dink some water children. hydrate or die straight

Rick: I am.... Rick: going to war, for plot reasons

Michonne: Im pretty sure i lose more blood on ym period that I will with a broken nose, I'll be fine

Carol: dude, you're trying to speedrun seeing God

Y/N: gotta love that E N E R G Y J U I C E

Carol: get outta here, dude. I revoke your life pass

Abraham: If all else fails, we get a tank

Maggie: be nice to everyone! *looks at Y/N and Carl* I'm talking to you two!

Eugene: THAT IS A FOUNTAIN. A FOUNTAIN IS A DECORATIVE RESEVOIR USED FOR DISPERSING WATER

Glenn: I am extremely dying

Governer: *laughs in evil*

[sweettoothvn]

Ahem

Nobles nsfw alphabet when? *coughs*SHESSOFINEEEOHMYGOOOOOD*coughs*

PFFF??? Aight NSFW UNDER CUT

A = Noble tends to make sure you're clean and relaxed when you're finished. If you're sore she'll massage any part of you if need be. She wants to make sure you're taken care of and that you know your loved (especially if you're just as kinky as him and have an INTENSE session,,)

B = Noble's ears are particularly sensitive. Their favorite part of their partners would have to be the lower region, specifically love handles and butt. Noble loves the squish!

C = They're not one to spit that's for sure. They're definitely swallowing. One of their favorite things to do is back shots as well~

D = When in their gilvan form they don't mind if you pull their tail. Also they have a degradation kink.

E = A lot. Noble is pretty familiar with most body types as he does have a big body count. He's also familiar with dom and sub as he is a switch.

F = Anything close and intimate where he gets to see her S/O's face. So that would be mating press or missionary. However she does like doggy style on occasion.

G = He definitely gets into the mood. He'll play any part you want him to and make sure he's delivering it well.

H = Clean shaven

I = Will constantly compliment and assure you if you're insecure about something. He's very guiding too if you're not sure (for example giving head, he'll give advice)

J = Why are some of your clothes missing? Don't worry about it. Maybe you shouldn't let Noble do the laundry for a while though.

K = Dear god where do we start- okay. I'm probably gonna forget some. Degradation (on him), Sadomasochism, Shibari (both ways), Pegging (on him), Hair pulling (both ways), Wax play (both ways), Blood Play (both ways), Biting, Orgasm Denial (on S/O), Dirty Talk, Voyeurism, Asphyxiation, Gagging, Humiliation, Servant (him being the servant), Exhibitionism, Prey/Predator (him being the predator), Non-Con (you have to have a deep discussion with him before this!), Experimentalist, he's into whatever you're into basically.

L = Kitchen :)

M = I dunno you breathing i guess, he's kind of horny all the time.

N = Ageplay, Scat, Vomit, Gore, Watersports, Foot fetish, Armpit fetish, certain aspects of food play (putting food inside other holes that aren't your mouth)

O = He prefers giving oral, hence why he got a tongue piercing. But he doesnt mind receiving head either

P = Without telling her what kind of pace you like (unless you're a virgin, she'll start slow then speed up) she's more on the aggressive side. However there will be a few days where she takes her time to admire you... and also watch you squirm.

Q = They don't mind quickies, if you ask they'll do it. They would just prefer to take their time with you. In private or not, they don't care-

R = Definitely into experimenting.

S = They can go a lot of rounds that's for sure, their stamina matching that as well.

T = He definitely has a lot of toys that's for sure. He usually just buys them while day dreaming about using them on his crush or S/O without knowing whether or not he'll actually use it.

U = Huge tease, however if you aren't in the mood for it she'll quickly back off.

V = Generally speaking, they're not too loud as they've perfected masturbating while staying quiet for uh... certain reasons.. but if you want them to be loud they'll oblige.

W = Will become extremely clingy after your first time with her

X = In human form she's got a few moles and stretch marks but in half-gilvan form she has numerous light markings on her sides, arms, stomach, face, and legs! Also, since Noble is intersex they have both male and female genitalia, however she is very flat chested. Also almost no ass.

Y = Their sex drive is too high, they need help

Z = It will take them a while to fall asleep after as they're so giddy from the experience. However if you go a bunch of rounds they'll pass out pretty fast.

[nerdysleepybunny]

Can you write about a non binary reader who’s new to inkwell isles and becomes best friends with cuphead and mugman:D And it makes them happy bc they used to get bullied before they moved?

I’M FINALLY GETTING CUPHEAD REQUESTS LET’S GOOOOO!! Thanks for the request, hope you enjoy!

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

Fandom(s): The Cuphead Show

Character(s): Cuphead, Mugman (ft. Elder Kettle)

Reader: Gender neutral (they/you)

TW: N/A

Style: Hcs

Summary: You meet the two twin idiots, Cuphead and Mugman and decide to befriend them!

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

You were a new citizen living in Inkwell Isles. You didn’t know much about the place, but you were exploring around and so far you loved it here! The people seemed lovely, and there were many fun areas to visit.

You were inside a paint shop, looking for a brush to decorate your new house. When suddenly you picked up the sound of two voices screaming, the noise getting closer and closer. Looking towards it, you see two boys barge into the once-quiet shop, the sound of panting filling the small building. The clerk at the counter rolled their eyes and continued doing whatever they were up to, it seemed these two did this often.

The boys looked rather similar in appearance, though they had their differences. One had a large round nose that was blue, with a black long sleeve turtleneck and blue shorts to match. His twin had a smaller red nose, with the same shirt and shorts except his shorts were red, and they both had on brown shoes. And they both had cup heads.

The one in blue walked up to the counter, placing his hands on the edge and placing some money in front of the clerk. The one in red then walked next to you, grabbing two buckets of white paint. He then looked over at you, noticing your staring at him and his brother.

"I've never seen you before... Are ya new?" You responded with a shy nod, and he smiled.

"Great! Mugman, look, this person's new here!" The one wearing blue, apparently named Mugman, looked over and the two of you locked eyes. He then grew a large smile and walked over, shaking your hand.

"Welcome to Inkwell Isles! I'm Mugman, and this is my brother Cuphead!" You nodded at the information, shaking his hand in return before the two of you let go.

"I'm Y/N. Thank you for the welcome!"

"Of course! We got some extra money, what'cha buyin'?" Cuphead walked over to the counter and placed the buckets on top, the worker scanning the labels and putting the money in the register before returning the buckets to Cuphead. You turned to the side and pointed at the wall of hanging paintbrushes. You wanted to find the perfect one to do exactly what you were hoping for.

"Oh! You're a painter?"

"Not exactly, I just wanted to paint my walls. I'm not really good at it..." Mugman patted your shoulder, giving you a reassuring smile. You smiled in return before finally picking a brush that seemed good enough, picking it up.

"If you're up for it, Cuphead and I got a fence that needs paintin'. Some extra hands would be helpful!" Well, you had nothing better to do.

"Sure, I'd love to help!"

"Great! I'll take that for you." Mugman said before gently grabbing the paintbrush from your hands, walking up to the counter that Cuphead was leaning against, watching the scene before him. The boys paid for you, and the three of you began walking to their house.

✎ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

The boys had barely finished one portion of the fence, and when they turned to work on another side, they saw you already finished!

“Gee Y/N, this looks amazing!” Mugman complimented, and you blushed at the praise with a giggle.

“Thank you, Mug.”

“Say, Y/N, I think we make a good team! We should hang out more!” Cuphead barged in, and you immediately agreed, already loving the brothers’ company.

“Yeah! Are you doing anything this weekend?” Mugman asked politely, looking at you with hopeful eyes.

“I’ll probably just be finishing up my unpacking.” Cuphead walked next to you, wrapping his arm around your shoulders and pulling you into his side.

“Well, I think you deserve a break then! How about we all go to the carnival together?”

“Sounds fun!”

“Oh, perfect! We can meet at our house on Saturday?” Mugman suggested since the two cups didn’t know where you lived.

“It’s a plan!” You hugged the boys before the three of you bid your goodbyes, grabbing your things and walking home.

“Bye Y/N!” The boys waved as your figure disappeared into the horizon. They walked back into the house, needing to be quiet due to the kettle that was sleeping soundly in his room. The boys laid on the wood floor in their room, staring at the ceiling as they thought and talked about you. For the first time, they had a true friend. And they planned to keep you around.

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

[triflesandparsnips]

Real talk: I know I'm already going to do a "is Stede still weird about touch" analysis of season 2.

But

I'm saying now that based on the literal first five minutes of the season

my Izzy section is still going pretty fuckin strong, and

AND

...if at any point Stede kneels. next. to Izzy.

I am going to become

absolutely

fucking

i n s u f f e r a b l e

[zapreportsblog]

↱ my mother : the successful business woman ↰

➘ summary : In this story we see how Izuku grows up in the hands of a successful business women, watch as his mother becomes his hero, the hardships they face as a family and how Izuku gains new friends and siblings to come

➘ a/n : there’s now a masterlist for this story

➘ Chapter 3: The Gift of Education

O N L Y   T H E   B E S T   F O R   I Z U K U :

Monday morning arrived, signaling the beginning of a new chapter in Izuku's life. It was time for him to embark on his educational journey, but instead of attending a regular school, his adoptive mother, (y/n), had arranged for the top homeschooling teachers to come to their home. The grand study room was prepared with everything he needed to learn and grow.

As the clock struck nine, the first teacher arrived, a renowned scholar with a kind demeanor. He greeted Izuku with a warm smile, and they delved into the world of mathematics, science, and literature. The lessons were engaging and tailored to Izuku's interests, making him feel eager to learn more.

Throughout the day, more teachers followed, each an expert in their respective fields. The history teacher spoke of legendary heroes and their feats, inspiring Izuku to dream even bigger. The art teacher nurtured his creativity, guiding him to express his thoughts through sketches and paintings. The hero studies teacher delved into the characteristics of true heroes, instilling valuable life lessons within him.

As the lessons concluded for the day, Izuku was filled with a sense of wonder. The knowledge he had gained felt like seeds planted in the garden of his mind, ready to bloom and flourish with every passing day.

In the afternoon, after his last lesson, Izuku found himself sitting with (y/n) in the living room, enjoying a cup of hot cocoa. He looked up at her, feeling a profound sense of gratitude in his heart.

"Mama, why do you do all these things for me?" he asked, his eyes brimming with curiosity. "You don't have to arrange for the top teachers to come to our house. You already do so much for me."

(Y/n) placed a gentle hand on his shoulder, her eyes filled with warmth. "Izuku, you are my greatest treasure," she said softly. "You deserve the top educational experience because you are capable of achieving greatness. You have a heart of gold, and your dreams of becoming a hero are worth pursuing with the best guidance."

She smiled, and her words wrapped around him like a protective embrace. "You see, being a hero is not just about having powers; it's about having a strong mind and a compassionate heart. By giving you the best education, I hope to nurture those qualities in you."

Izuku was in awe of her wisdom and love. Her words resonated within him, reaffirming his belief in himself and his dreams. He had found not only a mother but also a mentor, someone who believed in him unconditionally.

"But mama," he said earnestly, "I'm not special like All Might or the other heroes."

(Y/n's smile never wavered as she gently cupped his face in her hands. "Izuku, you are special in your own unique way," she said. "You may not have a quirk, but your heart is a quirk all on its own. Your determination, your kindness, and your resilience are what make you extraordinary."

"You're right," he replied, his voice filled with determination. "I won't let not having a quirk stop me from becoming a hero. I'll work hard, just like you do for me every day."

(Y/n's eyes shimmered with pride as she hugged him tightly. "I know you will, my dear. And I'll be right here, cheering you on every step of the way."

From that moment on, Izuku's desire to become a hero burned even brighter. His mama's unwavering support and the gift of the best education filled him with determination to chase his dreams with all his heart.

As he prepared to face the challenges ahead, he knew that he was not alone. With his mama's love and guidance, he felt invincible. He was ready to take on the world and prove that heroes came in all shapes and sizes, and they could be born not only from powers but from love, courage, and the belief in oneself. And as the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, Izuku would grow, not only in knowledge and strength but also in the profound love he had for his mama, who had given him the greatest gift a child could ever receive—the gift of education and the belief that he could be a hero in his own right.

༶•┈┈୨♡୧┈┈•༶

As the afternoon sun painted the sky in hues of orange and gold, (y/n) decided to surprise Izuku with some quality time together outside of their usual routine. (Y/n) called the gym teacher, explaining that she'd be taking Izuku out for a treat, and the teacher happily agreed, looking forward to seeing them both the next day.

They stepped out of the house, hand in hand, ready for their little adventure. (Y/n) noticed that Izuku's eyes sparkled with excitement, and she couldn't help but smile at his enthusiasm.

"Where are we going, mama?" he asked, curiosity evident in his voice.

"It's a surprise, my little hero," (y/n) replied playfully. "But first, let's get some limited edition items of all your favorite heroes!"

Eagerly, they explored the stores, finding action figures, comic books, and posters featuring the heroes Izuku admired. He felt like he was in hero heaven, and his heart swelled with gratitude for his mama's thoughtful gesture.

However, as they were browsing, fate had an unexpected encounter in store for them. Among the aisles, Izuku spotted some familiar faces—his old classmates from before he was adopted. His heart skipped a beat, and he couldn't help but feel a pang of insecurity.

His classmates, recognizing him, approached with smirks on their faces. "Well, well, if it isn't the quirkless loser," one of them taunted.

"Yeah, what are you doing here? You think buying all this stuff will make you a hero?" another jeered.

Izuku's insecurities resurfaced, and he found himself feeling small and inadequate. But before he could respond, (y/n) appeared behind him, her presence commanding and protective.

"Leave him alone," she said in a tone that brooked no argument. "You have no right to mock him or anyone else."

His classmates, intimidated by (y/n)'s stern expression, quickly retreated, muttering apologies as they scurried away.

Turning to face Izuku, (y/n) softened her gaze. "Izuku, don't let their words get to you," she said gently. "You are not defined by whether or not you have a quirk. You have the heart of a true hero, and that's what matters."

Izuku looked at her, tears welling in his eyes. "But mama, they kept saying I'm quirkless, and that makes me weak."

(Y/n) knelt down to his level, her eyes filled with love and understanding. "Guess what, Izuku," she said softly. "Mama doesn't have a quirk either. Do you think that makes me a loser?"

"No, mama," Izuku replied, shaking his head. "You're the bestest, most greatest mama in the world!"

"And that's how I feel about you, Izuku," she said, wiping away his tears. "You are the most courageous, determined, and kind-hearted boy I know, and I'm proud to call you my son."

With her words, Izuku's heart swelled with happiness, and he couldn't hold back the tears of joy any longer. He jumped into her arms, feeling safe and loved in her embrace.

They continued their day, going to get ice cream at his favorite parlor. As they sat together, enjoying their treats, Izuku felt a sense of warmth and belonging that he had never experienced before. With (y/n) by his side, he knew that he could overcome any challenge, and his dreams of becoming a hero felt more attainable than ever.

In the arms of his loving mama, Izuku knew that he was not alone in his journey. He had a true hero by his side, someone who saw his worth beyond any quirk or power. With her support, he knew he could be the hero he had always dreamed of—one who would save others not only with strength but with love and compassion. And as the sun set on that memorable day, Izuku felt like the luckiest boy in the world, grateful for the gift of a mama who had filled his life with love, guidance, and the belief that he was capable of being a hero in his own right.

[disco-elysium-via-polls]

3. [Leave.]

Kim is waiting for us just here, out of the rain.

There's still lots of the coast to explore, but we have something *time-sensitive* to take care of first.

BACKYARD WALL - Just an ordinary wall. Nothing to see here.

[Conceptualization - Impossible 18] Why am I looking at this wall?

+2 In the dimming light, some things become clearer. +1 You have a keen aesthetic sensibility. +2 Cindy's artistic impulses are infectious.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Impossible: Failure] - Yeah, why? It's a wall, an ordinary wall.

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant sighs. "Why must we stop to look at this wall every time we pass by? We have business to attend to."

Damn, I really thought we had it that time.

Hard to see the details -- the colors, all warm and welcoming, are cozy though.

A flower trough where nothing really grows. Maybe in spring.

BOOK "A PRIMER FOR SMALL KIDS"

A textbook for the first grade in primary school. On the cover a humanoid bear is pushing a wheelbarrow full of letters; he's not doing a good job. The letter S is dangerously dangling from the cart, while E fell off a long time ago. Children should pay more attention!

>INTERACT

PRIMER BOOK - You hold in your hand the colourful primer. The title reads: "A Primer for Small Kids." There's a bear involved.

Exactly what I need!

Flip through the pages.

[Put the book away.]

PRIMER BOOK - Mhm. This book will show you the score; get you oriented with those basic concepts you appear to be hazy on. The anthropomorphic bear will give you the *low-down* of your life...

On what?

PRIMER BOOK - The alphabet.

2. Flip through the pages.

PRIMER BOOK - Every page has one word designating one letter of the alphabet, with a faded illustration -- most of them are scientific and cultural principles. It goes as follows...

Let's do this.

No time.

PRIMER BOOK - A is for Azimuth, B is for Boreas, C is for Cosign, D is for Diamat, E is for Ellips, F is for Flogiston, G is for Gamut.

Mmhm.

PRIMER BOOK - H is for Homeboy, I is for Iikon, J is for Jura, K is for Kollaps, L is for Laudanum, M is for Myriad, N is for Nadir, O is for Oreole, P is for Perihelion.

Yeah!

Nod stoically.

PRIMER BOOK - Q is for Quasar, R is for Rhododendron, S is for Sinus, T is for Tricoleur, U is for Ultra, V is for Vector, W is for Warheit, X is for Xylophone, Y is for Ystävä, Z is for Zenith.

That's it?

PRIMER BOOK - That's it. You know the alphabet now.

CONCEPTUALIZATION [Challenging: Success] - In what is called the IL -- the International Language, developed by scientists from Graad in the Twenties! Sinus means 'Sign', for example.

3. "Kim, I know the alphabet now."

KIM KITSURAGI - "Good. I also know the alphabet."

ESPRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. For all sorts of life-activities. Like reading, and...

4. [Put the book away.]

These must be the drunks we heard about.

INLAND EMPIRE - You stop mid-step and put your hand on the garish necktie.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - That bottle, *bratan*! Just look at that bottle!

Where? Bottle? What?

I really don't care about any bottle. I don't want to look at it.

Okay. Cool. What do I do next?

[Discard thought.]

ROSEMARY - In this drunk's hand -- on the pipe there. Glowing blue, a mysterious, otherworldly blue. Filled to the brim with holy mysteries!

ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Medium: Success] - It's hard to know what exactly your vivid interior is speaking of here, but I'm guessing it's got a lot of alcohol in it.

2. Okay. Cool. What do I do next?

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Oh I think this is about so much *more* than cool. Please go talk to him. See what it's about. I'm *drawn* to it.

I'm going to ignore that for now and start from the left.

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Hey, Tequila!" A thirty-something man clad in a two-piece Lickra(TM) tracksuit puts down his pilsner and extends his hand in greeting.

"Good to see you! How's business? How's the whole *reality situation* treating you?"

Shake his hand.

Don't shake his hand.

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "So what's happening?" He picks up his beer.

"Wait, Tequila?"

"Well, nice meeting you but I've got to go." [Leave.]

IDIOT DOOM SPIRAL - "Yeah, Tequila Sunset!" He takes a sip, "How are the, uhm, high-concept, reality-based adventures proceeding?"

INLAND EMPIRE [Easy: Success] - Good, these people know your *true* name. Looks like it has preceded you, Mr. Sunset. More on that later.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - I like this guy. You should, too. He *respects* you by calling you your *true name*.

[onyxclub5]

mood tips (productivity) + updates!!!

okay, so i struggle greatly with productivity and staying focused in general (unheard of, i know).

i practically never do homework, frequently miss deadlines and rarely concentrate during lessons. this is my senior/exam year and i'm starting to get quite anxious what will happen if i stay in this loop of sleep, school and haziness.

so these are some little things i can do to convince myself to work and help me stay focused.

of course i don't have everything perfected, but this is just the starting point.

i hope having it posted here will stop me from losing motivation to keep up.

ANYWAYS, so here are some things that help:

clean workspace

personally, i absolutely despise cleaning and can never get myself to do it, but when i finally get to it, it feels so good???? usually i have plates and cups and papers clogging up my desk so if that's all out of the way it DEFINITELY makes a difference (future me, i am NOT LYING, it is satisfactory!!!!!).

food + fav tea

i lose focus quite easily so for me it's best to have something to eat or drink so that i don't fall out of that working headspace (also i'm kind of hungry all the time anyway lmao)

study music

for now i only have one album that for YEARS has helped me stay focused while being able to vibe without distracting me from my work and it's "thank u, next". first of all, LOVE THAT ALBUM OH MY GOD and it's literally p e r f e c t for studying. not even studying,

G I R L S T U D Y I N G.

but i digress. for now i only have this one album that i loop incessantly and mercilessly, but i hope one day i'll have more than just one.

other music:

-- soft r&b (chole x halle, victoria monet)

-- layover - v

-- illmatic - nas

do things one at a time

i've noticed that if i focus on one task that i have to do, instead of the five that are looming over me, they stop feeling so daunting and it becomes easier to focus what i have to do, right now.

planner/list/anything that serves as a reminder

because i am a forgetful girl™, i need planners like a lifeline. unfortunately, i also tend to forget about that too lmaooo....

but yeah, knowing what events, test and assignments are waiting for me further in the week helps greatly with structuring days and breaking out of haziness.

even just having my planner next to my bed helps when i get up in the morning and check my schedule for the day + upcoming days so i don't feel like a total loser when i miss something.

planning before bed and in the morning is best for me.

so, i think that's all for now!!

honestly i am still learning what works for me so i think this may be updated as time goes on, but i hope this helps future me (and anyone else who sees this maybe??)

[dreamyubin]

A-Z

A is for.. > "Annyeonghaseyo! I am Kim Yubin!"

B is for.. > "Baby girl.." (HUH???? MA'AM...)

C is for.. > "'Cereal isn't a soup.. wait.. is it?"

D is for.. > "Don't take anything i say seriously, ever. I saw how many of you took it seriously when i said i own a grimoire.. That was a JOKE."

E is for.. > "Even after i leave this industry, keep streaming my debut, that was a banger."

F is for.. > "Fuuuuuuuuuu-"

G is for.. > "God.. i really need like, help."

H is for.. > "HOW DOES THIS THING EVEN WORK????"

I is for.. > "I say beat, you say that ass... can i say that-?"

J is for.. > "Just remembered wasps exist, not feeling good"

K is for.. > "KACHOW. You know? You ever feel like that?"

L is for.. > "Lost the game just now.."

M is for.. > "Maybe i should become a writer, i know the alphabet."

N is for.. > "NOT gonna talk about demons on a monday afternoon.... so did you know that in the lesser key of-"

O is for.. > "Oh i use the smoke alarm as my timer when i cook."

P is for.. > "'Pop' is just so k-pop you don't understand.."

Q is for.. > "Quack."

R is for.. > "Right now?.. Right now i wanna go home, man."

S is for.. > "So.. Mae.... i love you... please don't fire me."

T is for.. > "Twelve year olds exist?"

U is for.. > "Underneath it all i'm still a mamamoo stan."

V is for.. > "Vip vlive moment. You get to see my messy as if a hurricane past through here bedroom."

W is for.. > "When you wanna judge someone, walk a mile in their shoes first. Then run, they're a mile away and you got their shoes, run."

X is for.. > "X... what even starts with X really? Oh x rate- Nevermind."

Y is for.. > "You believe that? Like.. for real?"

Z is for.. > "Zoom was a horrible invention."

[sangrcfria]

"IF I'M RIGHT ABOUT THIS, I COULD SAVE A MAN'S LIFE. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT WOULD DO TO MY BOOK SALES?"

⟨  –  ryan destiny, demi woman , she/they. ⟩ it seems like kennedy stuart  has been seen around town, good days by sza under their breath. apparently they are a 24 year old human. townsfolk whisper about them being ambitious and calculating, but also nosy and imperious. the investigative journalist has been in town for two years, and gives off the vibes of having high expectations for yourself, all-nighters spent putting together information, an insatiable curiosity paired with an unyielding resolve, 

THREADS | MUSINGS | MIRROR | PINTEREST | MEMES

b a s i c s

full name ➔ kennedy noelle stuart

nicknames ➔ ken, kenny

age ➔ 24

species ➔ human

birthday ➔ may 20

gender ➔ demiwoman ( she / they )

sexual orientation ➔ demisexual

occupation ➔ investigative journalist

fc ➔ ryan destiny

a b o u t

tw: mention of religion

"some people are born great while others are created."

that is the principle that has been passed down the stuart family for generations. it was early in kennedy's life that they their brother, tobias, was the former while they had to be the latter.

born and raised in machester, new york. their mother was a biology professor, their father was a divorce lawyer. they were both strict, and not the most affectionate, usually reserving their praise for whenever one of the stuart siblings excelled in something.

it was clear that kennedy's parents favored the older of the two and it was that very favoritism that wedged a gap between them.

competition is all that kennedy knows after being raised in in their brother's shadow. sports, music, academics. their brother beat them in all of it. if they got a silver medal, he got a gold.

the only thing that kennedy seemed to surpass their brother in was writing. specifically... journalism.

they studied it in college despite their parents protests.

their career really took off in their senior year of university when they exposed a local pastor for being an underground kingpin and embezzling money from their renowned church. their article gained nation wide traction and it only fueled kennedy's desire to expose more wrongdoers.

so why did they move to forks? simply put -- it was the farthest they could get away from their parents.

kennedy is currently on the hunt for their next big story and has recently gained a curiosity for the volturi.

c o n n e c t i o n s

supernatural bestie ➔ i have a wc for this in the main but basically someone who is trying to protect kennedy from digging their nose too deep into a situation where they could get themselves killed. particularly in their investigation on the volturi ( open to any species aside from human )

crush➔ simple enough right? whether it's her crushing on someone or them crushing on her! extra points if it's unrequited lmfao ( open to any species )

unpaid intern ➔ someone that helps kennedy with their investigations and somehow always get dragged in to help them research. ( open to any species)

i could become the meal➔ someone who is interested in kennedy for more sinister reasons. maybe they haven't killed them off yet because they find them amusing? maybe they are playing a game to see how long it takes kennedy to figure out the truth. ( open to children of the moon and vampires )

i have a couple more wcs on their pinterest

p e r s o n a l i t y

+clever+perceptive +curious -overanalyzer -inflexible -needy mbti ➔ ESFJ natal chart ➔  ↑ capricorn, ⊙ taurus, ☾ cancer inspired by ➔ gale weathers ( scream  ), sailor mars ( sailor moon ), nancy wheeler ( stranger things ), olenna tyrell ( game of thrones ), monica geller ( friends )

[heartfullyferal]

Klaus is a MONSTER. How can you like him so much? What about everything he did to your Mother?

"Okay- there's a few things you need to understand about me and Klaus."

"When Elijah brought me home for the first time, I don't know what happened in those moments where Klaus was allowed to hold me, but for some reason he was drawn to give me everything I ever wanted. I don't know h o w he's capable of the love I get from him, but I recognize it."

"I was raised in a house that told me in rather f e w words what a monster he was. Nobody told me the details, and perhaps rightfully so. Maybe I understand now that they're too gory. I struggled growing up, to understand w h y this hybrid who taught me how to sing and dance- was so awful. I couldn't see it. All I saw was w a r m t h in his smile, light in his eyes, and c a r e in his arms. Maybe all of that was a lie, maybe it wasn't. I choose to believe he means it."

"I have- since moving into Mystic Falls: Watched him try to kill probably every single person I have ever gotten attached to! Everyone I love, everyone who has loved m e. Except Stefan actually- that one I'm allowed to keep. He has a history of doing that it seems. It took a LONG time for me to learn that Klaus has chased the woman who birthed me, since the fourteen hundreds, and it took me even longer to figure out who I came from- and WHY people were so afraid of him finding out who I was."

"Knowing what I know n o w. There is a darkness that clouds my view of Klaus that once burned so very bright. He looks at me the same way he always h a s, but these days it's hard for me to hear his voice without knowing he's behind the endless torment so many people in my family have endured."

"When you form an unbreakable bond from the day you opened your eyes, it's h a r d to undo that. In fact, that's entirely the reason I find it so easy to love Katherine so unconditionally. I was brought up by the same hands so gently, that snapped my n e c k during an argument because he refused to l i s t e n. And so did I. And yet today he still loves me the same way he always did."

"I guess it's a cycle for your local psychologist to look into. This father figure of mine destroys everything around us, and when it becomes too m u c h he takes my hand and assures me that everything is going to be okay. As long as I behave the way he wants me to."

"You have to understand that I spent sixteen years being absolutely adored by him, before I ever learned of his sacrifice addiction. And of course I feel utterly betrayed by the universe to see this side of him that I never knew. Everything in my life I thought was true, has crumbled. I read the stars SO wrong."

"I could never turn a white oak stake on my uncle Neelaus. But I will come between him and the family I've found before I ever stand by and let him hurt them. I've been unknowingly complicit for long enough. I can handle dying, someone will bring me b a c k I'm tough like that. I won't let Klaus take people away from me."

"He's done enough."

@malka-lisitsa​