#I'm going to eat my desk

[ianxfalcon]

Amnesia: The Bunker is a fantastic game. It’s different from their other games, and I like that.

But, out of all the changes they made, why did one of them have to be REMOVE THE AUTOSAVE FUNCTION (and then give us ONE FUCKING SAVE SPOT)????

[fox-guardian]

[ID: A digital comic in two images of Samama Khalid and Celia Ripley from The Magnus Protocol on a gray background. Sam is a fat South Asian man with short, curly black hair, and a mustache and small goatee, and he is wearing a turtleneck, a cardigan, black nail polish and small black earrings. Celia is a slim Korean woman with short black hair, and she is wearing a button down shirt, a vest, rectangular glasses, an x-shaped earring, an industrial piercing, and snakebite studs. Sam is colored in solid red, and Celia is colored in solid green.

The first image is three drawings of Sam. The first is of him looking up pleadingly with his hands clasped and his eyes large and sparkly with sparkles around his head saying "Ahem, please?" The second is him holding up two tickets and smiling, saying "Ta-da! These incredibly exclusive, hardly-discounted, barely obstructed theatre tickets?" The last is him holding up the tickets to himself to read them and saying "I don't really know much about it, I just thought-" His eyes are drawn as dots in the last one.

The second image is of Celia smiling down at him with half-lidded eyes and an amused and slightly scheming smile. She is blushing lightly with a thought bubble next to her with partially blocked out text reading "I need to (blank) him and (blank blank) him until he (blank)". The censored parts also contain pink hearts on the black censor bars. end ID]

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thinkin bout that one bit. i love him <3 celia you need to kiss his silly little face or i will

[katierosefun]

sick and twisted that organizing my desk space (and organizing the clutter in my room in general) does, in fact, make me feel a lot happier and a lot better about my life . . . sick and twisted

[theo4eve]

Horrible first day.

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

don't want to declare victory for the war on ants quite yet but i think i did win a battle...

[medicinemane]

It's amazing how quickly you can make someone turn on your company by making a stupid and insulting move

Force me to go through the front door and scan my card when I have backdoor business that never needed a card before (what? ...I was going to somehow... sneak in and... purchase things with a borrowed card? ...which I totally can't do from the front door after scanning it?)

Or like... twitterify your layout right after your users give you a bunch of money just cause they like you, and then refuse to walk it back

...or all the other things companies do that just kinda piss people off and then they refuse to acknowledge maybe it sucks and is stupid cause "hey, the customers didn't leave"... yeah... yet

[theophagie]

I don't have the authority or the seniority or any other -ority to vocally reproach people, and even if I did I'm not about that life, but I'm in the uncomfortable position of "I can't do some of My Shit if people don't do theirs first", and doing the others things slooowly only works so far. And oftentimes I'm sitting at my desk feeling like there's a guillotine hanging over me because I don't wanna get caught "slacking" and get in trouble. But I don't want to get other people in trouble either. Whack :|

[blujayonthewing]

rearranged some stuff on my desk to accommodate a couple new stickers and ended up with kind of an accidental Affirmations Zone

[hairtusk]

i get emotional sometimes thinking about how well i eat when i'm at my boyfriend's place, because he's the only person ever in my life who has cared enough about me to find and prepare meals that i can handle with my ARFID :')

[khaotunq]

😶😞

[kaibacorpintern]

clearly i'm in an extended downswing writing-wise because none of my current WIPs are getting me fired up, despite all arguments and appeals to reason, but i refuse to start anything new despite the fury with which i'm chewing over new ideas, and i am just stuck here.

three main reasons for this.

1) i haven't read any fiction that exploded my head lately, barring one truly exceptional fanfiction;

2) i was rereading wywh and every word i put on the page lately feels like it pales in comparison, which might sound a little puffed-up but i really was squeezing every single little drop of juice from myself to stick the landing on that one, and i'm the type of person who's always told myself to "write better than you did yesterday," which is now so engrained in me that having a relaxing time in the google doc seems unthinkable;

and

3) a significant change in living situation means less writing time than last year, and i actively have to fence off writing time.

blah!!!!

[branchedman]

oh my god, calciyummm is just khoa. it's just khoa. a solid milk food that you can stack and form into all kinds of shapes? that's khoa babeyyy you can make it in your kitchen today

[astramachina]

okay i lied i wrote an epilogue despite telling myself i wouldn't bringing my total word count for today to 7,188. before today, the biggest number of words in a single day was 4,401 exactly ten days ago. before that? 4k, sure, back in 2013. (i was on a time crunch because my fic for the DeanCas big bang was due; those were the days).

like holy shit. today i broke a personal record in the nearly two decades i've been writing by almost doubling my previous record. i'm going to bed now. updating that outline is a problem for later me.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

We're leaving Saturday morning, I just took basically all of my clothes out of my closet and piled them near my suitcase so we know what I'm taking, and seeing my closet all empty (except for all the stuff I never wear I'm not taking with me) is like. Oh my god I'm leaving and I'm not coming back for months. Every time I leave for holidays I think "oh I should take this and this and this and this juust in case, yeah it's just a week but what if I really need my thick socks in the middle of summer?" before I restrain myself and just take three t-shirts, but now that I have the opportunity to pack literally everything in there, it feels wrong. I should not actually be packing up every piece of clothing I still wear. The clothes that stay at home are proof that I'm coming back, if I take them with me too there's no reason for me to go back!

[tackyink]

“What’s the difference between an archaeologist and a paleontologist, they all work with bones” ROUGHLY 60 MILLION YEARS. THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE.

[mrsmarlasinger]

Falling asleep with hypoglycemia and waking up an hour later with Hypoglycemia But Worse because you didn't eat to fix it feels like waking up on the peak of a too-strong edible you took right before bed