hiya dio!! tossing in 3 (honkai star rail? 👀), 5, and 15!!
hiya ian! thanks for shooting me an ask!!
3.) Go to the [honkai star rail] tag and reblog some art you like that has under 100 notes
aight i gotchu oomfie, ill search for stuff to queue up 😤😤
5.) What genre do you like reading the best?
angst and hurt/comfort 🔛🔝!!!
it's painful, it's good, and it makes emotional processing so much easier and less burdensome because the difficulty goes into finding an okay sentence and stringing together ok-ish dialogue (but at least those can be solved with a banger ass playlist, ykw?)
augh special mention to one of my formative twst fics i love that grim has such a big role in this
15.) Worst fanfic tropes ever?
NOO!!!! U CANT MAKE ME SAY BAD THINGS ABT FANFIC!!! ALL FANFIC IS GOOD WHEN IT IS MADE WITH HEART!!!
(did i say bridal carry? ill just say it again for funsies HAHAHA i dont like bridal carries, it doesn't spark any joy, please just carry me like this🤧👇👇)
i'm usually really open-minded with reading fanfics... so aside from the obvious fanfic writing sins (using generative AI, plagiarism, not doing enough careful research for sensitive topics) OH WAIT--
(this is probably specific to genshin/hyv) but i Reaaaaally don't like it when fandom infantilizes characters that use the teenage model. like, there is such a thing as short adults! (me. i am one of them!) one time i saw someone say that lynette was probably a year younger than lyney and i was confused bcs aren't they twins??? like, are we forgetting that lynette was the primary "errand-goer" for the house of hearth upon getting her vision? girlie's probably seen more shit than lyney did.
^^semi-related to infantilizing characters, i dont like how some obm fics treat luke as a literal toddler. like, yes he's immature but he's got a good head on his shoulders and even if he's a low-ranked angel he probably has sm powers that he can make use of to protect MC. and i esp see how he gets left out even in gen/platonic fics and hcs. smtimes i feel compelled to look at the game's shitty pop quiz events for fanfic fuel (i mean, the luke tag has more ppl saying not to sexualize him than actual writing and that bugs me ://)
There used to be this really good obm fanfic (Nightmare by StarsEncrusted) and it had a plot point of helping luke get his wings, but it++the author's orig account got deleted from ao3. thankfully some fans had the foresight to archive it, so heres a wayback link to the fic and the accompanying side stories
i guess to expound more on my aversion to marriage in fanfic, it icks me when the characterization stops feeling like the characters themselves and the fic starts feeling heteronormative (also sometimes the writing comes across as if the marriage/childbirth "fixes" all those issues, which, it doesn't) and, well, i already kind of deal with the idea of "getting settled down" shoved in my face. it's really not for me. but i do understand why it's comforting to people, smtimes i can indulge in reading in it. but on a bad day, nah, i can't.
anyway, also special shout out to chat fics, they can be fun but idk it reads to me as a way to regurgitate overused incorrect quotes. (please some vines need to be laid to rest. also, can we stop quoting that one copaganda show oh my god)
(art appreciation ask questions, please bug me to rb some underrated fic and art)
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SO.
This is @spoofaloofa's sideblog for their newest and probably most niche project in the world: recreating the entirety of the Island from Lost in Animal Crossing!!
This project was made on nothing but spontaneous whim. Enjoy!
Tag rundown:
#The Island.jpg = Includes screenshots from The Island
#The Island.gif = Includes gifs from The Island
#The Island.mp4 = Includes videos from The Island
#The Island.txt = Textpost
THE PLAN
gets regularly updated
more under the cut (Warning: batshit insane rambling. this is in no way organised.)
Okay lets do this shit
*cue The Eyeland*
PART 1 - The Bare, Bare Bones
23/6/2024
Okay so I have a very general idea of what kind of stuff I’m going for so far.
The entrance is going to be the bamboo forest that we see Jack waking up in during the Pilot episode. Ofc imma put the tennis shoes there too 🗣️‼️‼️
The path’ll kinda curve to either the left or right side of the beach (maybe both?) and then BAM. BEACH.
I honestly don’t know what I’m gonna use for the fuselage. I might find something later tho lol
And there’ll be like, tent items and allat there’ll be an actual tent that has a bunch of medical supplies and magazines and stuff in it when you go inside of it. Cause guess what?? THAT TENT IS GONNA BE SAWYER’SSSS RAHH and another actual tent thats SAYID’S TENT THING THAT HE SET UP FOR SHANNON cause he was SO like… he was so… omg theres no word to describe how MMMPH that was it was just so AUGH
And just before the fuselage the bamboo will shift into normal trees and there’ll be a couple nooks and crannies you can sift upwards through to get to the pascal flats that lead to… THE BARRACKS!! I’ll add the pylons too ofc (which will not be very good for my character since he’s supposed to be Mikhail 😭)
and oh boy. oh boy oh boy the BARRACKS are where its at omg. This is where all the villager houses are going to be!! And do not even get me started on the AMOUNT OF ITEMS THAT PERFECTLY FIT THE BARRACKS. IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE. ITS SO CRAZYYYYYAHHHHHH
there’ll be 2 exits to The Barracks: One thats like a dedicated path to the Submarine Dock (which leads to the actual dock in game!) and a hedge thing off to the left of the barracks with a semi hidden gap in it, similar to the bushes that Sayid, Locke, Danielle and Kate peeked through whilst trying to “rescue” Jack from the others. This will lead to the Pneumatic tube dump, and reenter the Pascal flats.
24/6/2024
Okay last night I went feral and kind of made a scrappy plan in the whatsapp draw thing whilst trying to explain what I mean to one of my friends
I’ll put this into the Happy Island Designer sometime later 💀
30/6/2024
sorry guys i blacked out and woke up with 35 nook miles tickets. I am going villager hunting
LIST SO FAR
- Klaus (Polar bear vibes. Would go for Tutu but I feel like she’s too happy to be on The Island 😭😭)
- Boris (He’s a boar. what more can I say)
- Roscoe (As Kate’s horse. Also cause Roscoe is one of my all time faves lol)
- Goldie (Vincent!!!)
- Punchy (Nadia, cat version. He’s the closest I can get to her tbh 😭 I would have chosen Lolly but her expression is too cute to fit Nadia)
- Ruby (As Chester! At least I think that’s what Ben’s rabbit is called? not too sure.)
- Peck (He kinda looks like a Eurasian tree sparrow and since those are like literally everywhere it could technically be an island animal. idk I got him in the 3 plots part of the storyline and I just want to keep him 😭)
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a/n: i felt like this was shorter than any other work i have done but idk i guess not in the end lol but a relatively short crowd asked me about this so here it is,,and i was kind of just playing around with words for him and this is what it came to be because of the limited scenes he had + i didnt want to steer too off of his character but i made it somewhat happen lmaoo so i hope the few of you guys like this? yeah
warnings: nsfw! …….dont look at me pls +unedited
woW what a mf’ing throwback ,, lmaoo i went back to rewatch scenes of s3 of narcos just to get a good grasp on his character and i ended up just rewatching the entire season and to say i am entering my obsession once again on this dumb show would be a little underestimat e
BU T i just- i want to personally thank and kiss whoevers hand requested me to write for alvaro ,, alvaro herrera,, BABY HERRERA ??? HOLY SH- he is fine to say the least and im here with my bs yet again- so lets beginnnn
and dd whereeee can i even begin to be honest ,, pinshe alvaro con sus chinitos Y OJOS DE COLOR ?? - i instantly felt weAK, ay dios mio -
this mf definitely has the physical genes to be in the herrera family in obvious terms and i just love the vibe he seemed to carry sorry
like for some reason he gave me the feeling hes the more “crazier” /laid back one and not so tense when it comes down to him and pacho ya feel?
pacho is the one that is somewhat looking over his shoulder just a bit more than alvaro does to an extent -
and the reason i brought this up is because even tho we are not talking about pacho,, the differences they both are in a relationship changes in ways that are shown i feel ? alvaro gives me a different tune and i just wanted to get that into the conversation here since hes related to pacho and we have already gotten a good sense/grasp with him and yeah
and woww ok since i brought this up ? let me just give you guys this overall view on how alvaro is in a relationship by what i think ?
because i just feel it,, i feel like he would be the indulging type you know? the kind that is,, if you wanted to so something or go somewhere,, you bet his ass is already tagging along with you -
he just “lives in the moment” is what im sort of going for and i dont know why he reminds me of that overall
so before i move on,,, i was debating whether or not to include this but obviously if youre reading this i added it and left it as it was,,
but for a hot minute i could not decide how the first meeting between the two of you went -
because i kind of saw two ways this could go,, like he may have just met you randomly,, youre not associated with anyone,, youre just his nena and thats it -
i sort of imagined him just starting to bring you around and if anyone asks he just says some shit like “oh es una amiga” and just leaves it as it is because thats how the two of you started out as,, just friends-
and then sooner or later since hes always around you you just become his girl ? ya know -
but then,, then i had this other thought pop up into my mind because i just - i love the idea of you also being amados little sister :) and meeting alvaro that way ?
because could you just imagine those meetups amado and pacho would have but instead of just the two of them :)
they both bring their younger siblings which include you :) and alvaro :) la pinche pareja enamorados along :) and ughH yeah its just the idea of it all heh
like i imagine pacho and amado starting to call themselves compadre and shit just for the jokes,,,
pacho being the one to get the idea of you and alvaro dating more out there just to get amado to do a double take when he says it like “no, a mi pinshe hermanita no cabron” or something lol-
and obviously it just,, takes its own flow from there if you guys feel me -
but auGH i also wanted to let something out,, that i know you all saw,,, with the way pacho treats alvaro :( calling him “mijo” and shit :((((
just taking that protective older brother figure to its truest forms :(( ay no
i just know as soon as your relationship starts being serious between you and alvaro and pacho fuvking sees the way alvaro is around you and just :(
how much he cares about you con solo una mirada that he gives you :( you would have pachos ass sold because hes already going to be calling you cuñada or mija the next fucking hour and wow :(
i just - i also see pacho always having the stupidest smile whenever he sees the two of you together doing the most random to simplest thing
or him giving a small smile whenever he hears you and alvaro laughing at some dumb thing but it fills the air with both of your guys happiness y ay no -
pinche pacho being the older brother , number 1 supporter :(( that i breathe for in this scenario :(
and. ugH siguiendo adelante - i just feel like alvaro would be apasionado with everything he does with you ya know ?
like he just attempts to give his 200% effort into anything that has to do with you :(
just because his nena deserves the top of the line service :(( he cant help but always think that with you :(
and this motto he has going on would def apply to situations when he wants to give you some gift,, like for him in his mindset,, it cant be something simple ever with him to gift you with i feel like,,
he probably thinks he needs to give you something that is near to what value he thinks you deserve and more :( pinshe atento -
so i feel like he goes over the top with gifts almost all of the time but he gets things that expresses his feelings clearly,, its all sentimental for him and i cry imagining it :(
and also ? los besos ?? this man no se conforme with one,, he needs a minimum of two or more,, no matter what just because i think he would love ? the attention he would get from you :)
but also because of the thought of him giving you that stupid small smile he does when you pull away after giving him unos cuantos besitos
his hand gently holding one of yours and doing that thing where you both dont pull either of your hands away until youre both too far out of reach is when you let go ayy-
and i just- you know how i mentioned just a few seconds ago how i imagine him being in general,, atento to everything around him and that includes you ?
i feel like that in itself just goes without saying he would be the type to like to lay back maybe in some chair or something,, your back to his chest with you sitting in between his legs on some calm night -
probably star gazing or some shit,,or just randomly talking about whatever but it would be just some soft lovey dovey type of thing and i die a little inside imagining it -
i just love the idea of him loving to hold you from behind because then he has an easy access to leave kisses on your neck :) or just simply resting his chin on top of your head when he has you snuggled back into him :( im
or NaHHh get this,,, you know what would get this enamorado niño to literally turn bright red but at the same time get him to automatically smile with orgullo ? the butterfly type of feeling to get to him ??
the image of him seeing you wearing one of his shirts :))
maybe underneath youre in one of your swimsuits/bathing set walking yourself around to get to the pool and his ass just has his eyes trained on you -
the glint of surprised happiness in his eyes that he gets to see you in this light,, wearing his shirt, and the way it literally drapes over you,,, walking around the house :)
he could die happily right there seeing that everyday especially if your contenta with him UGH pls
his smile only growing even bigger when you look over at him con toda tu belleza ayy no
and now you know what ? i know you guys all saw that scene where this mf is literally just holding a firework and giggling - GIGGLING about that and that scene just gives me “childish”. vibes where he likes to fuck around with you doing the stupidest shit and laughing into eachother afterwards
like either just daring the other to do some random thing either of you came up with or chasing the other around but it just always ends up with the two of you laughing like no tomorrow enjoying the time youre both spending :( augh
or do you guys remember that “kind of” final scene when pacho said “his love for tequila exceeds his tolerance” ?? i just :(
i couldnt help myself- sabes que exceeds all of that ?????? tU PINSHE AMORRR
like :( :( you would be his reason,, his ser de vida,,, you would be his pinshe voz y luz de sus ojos im sorry :(
my brain just liked to connect that sentence with pacho finishing it off like “-pero el amor que tiene para su nena suspira todo” and :((( wow
overall he is such a fun vibe and would love to spend time with you being totalmente enamorado or doing the most random thing you can think of goodnight-
Now i wasnt planning on this :)
but i saw that this hc/whatever you want to call if was quite short -
and my ass just let her fingers type away on this desmadre so buckle up mfs
,,, nOWW GET THISSSS <<<<<<<<<<SOFT DOM VIBES>>>>
im telling you right now he is the fuvkin definition of soft dom vibES - like to the point if you were to look up a picture of what a soft dom looks like,,,
i would paste this mf’s picture in the first 5 rows because he- BABY ALVARO? Would be the first one in line and i will die on this hill sorry im just saying -
because :)) wOW that whole vibe he seemed to carry around with him in those few scenes he had ayy no -
tomando sus vacaciones and literally just living in the moment gave me this whole sense for him to begin with and i just wish to share some thoughts i had come to me -
because like ,,,, the thought of him wantiNG you to be on top ,,, while he can just lay back and watch you fuck yourself on top of him gives me LIfe,, im sorry
Imagining his stupid cocky smile that he would be giiving you , his eyes wanting to focus on your half closed drunken eyes but he cant help but sneak glances down your body and the way your slick smears down onto his hips,,
your hips slamming down onto his repeatedly with his hands wandering up your legs and holding onto your hips it has you bringing up your hands up away from his chest to slam onto the shaking headboard -
your whines somehow becoming louder as you throw your head back as soon as you feel :) his thumb come to play with your clit -
god- you know he has his mouth slightly open just because of the fuvkin view he has on you and just,,,
how your b o d y reacts to his movements,,,
him bringing one of his hands to cup your chin,,, making you look down at him with a hazy look in your eyes ,,,
him probably moving his hand to hold your cheek and silently usher your head down to his just so he can kiss you,, bringing his other hand away from holding onto your hip to just wrapping his whole arm around your back,,,
and at the same time hes moving his body to sit up straight and bring you even closer if its possible-
thrusting his hips up into you making himself meet your bounces half way,, him smiling into your lips when he hears your muffled moans trying to slip past both of your lips -
one of your hands coming to grasp onto a patch of his hair to try to keep your drunken state of mind grounded from the taste of his mouth,, the way you feel secured against his body and just ,,, the feeling of his cock pumping into you and dragging against your wet walls - I AM SoRry for that ohhH dios ,
Additionally ? i just feel it in my bones that for him??? It would feel like you would be giving him the whole world on a silver platter if youre willing to go down on your knees for him, -
like for some reason the first thing my mind pictured was him just sitting in one of those chairs amado had in his boujee ass vacation home,,, like the ones that hes sitting in, in that first scene of all 3 of them together in that villa you know ?
an y wa y s him having a drink in his hand,,, literally fucking slouched in his chair as he just has his head thrown back,, his shirt probably open and all the while :) youre down on your knees :) blowing him :)))
one of your hands :) holding him :) by the base :)) just giving him that extra feeling of you while you hollow your cheeks around him :)
he cant help but let out those small grunts, and slowly thrust his hips up into your mouth because youre gradually fucking his mind/any common sense out of him-
god- his unoccupied hand coming to hold the back of your head just to at least keep himself from absolutely losing it in that moment -
but as soon as he dares to sneak a glance down at you :) and you look up to meet his eyes :) you just relaxing your throat and pushing him back even further it makes your eyes water ugh-
it would make this mf almost forget he had a drink in his hand as he just lets his mouth hang open as he just lets his head fall back again imM woW -
orr or get this :) esos pinshes chinitos he has as hair :) that i mentioned :)
him :) loving the feeling of your hands to be pulling on his hair :))))
doesnt matter the amount of force you use because this nasty mf would groan out when he feels you tangle your hands into his messy ass hair
because :) the thought of:) him going down on you and having you arch your back off the bed :)
as one of your hands tangle in his hair and pull when :) :) you feel his tongue run up and through your folds as one of his fingers starts to push into you ?? is just wow -
and i dont know i just feel like as soon as you begin to tug on his hair with the tight fistfuls you can gather in your blurred state of mind,, :)
it fuels this mf to bury his head further into your legs,,, grunting into you,, his arms that are around wrapped around your legs just pulling your legs even further open -
like im talking about his nose would be just buried right up against your clit,,, his tongue pushing even more into your slick heat,, moving his head back and forth against you to get the most out of you and ay no i cant i have to leave because i am currently a stuttering mess i-
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