#I'm happy for them
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ddaelie · 7 months ago
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Max and George: *beefing*
Max: hey you can't say that, stress is not good for the baby
George: ???what baby?
Max: my baby, Kelly is pregnant
George: ...
George: i just-...you- what?!
George: asshole, you can't just pull out "my girlfriend is pregnant" card when you're tired of arguing with me
Max: why not?
George: how am I supposed to argue with you after this? It's not fair.
Max: that's the point
George: ...
George: anyway, i'm happy for you, congrats
Max: thanks
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intermundia · 10 months ago
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so my car just turned 20yo and i had a realization that the reason i'm so resistant to doing any upgrade is the fact that there are currently zero (0) touchscreens when i drive. every car function is controlled by a physical button or toggle or dial. it's the last place where i am fully screen free, and i appreciate it more and more as most of my life is consumed by time staring at visually busy screens. they'll have to pry my 2004 subaru out of my cold dead hands at this point lmao
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ineffablyruined · 2 years ago
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Me, watching the OFMD fandom get the wall slam kiss and everything else
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magnificent-winged-beast · 9 months ago
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https://bit.ly/Good2Vote
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miss0atae · 1 year ago
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We could count on Pan to make it right.
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Happy first day of being a throuple!
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dinosaurwithablog · 1 month ago
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🧹🧹🧹 The Yankees sweep the Texas Rangers!!! Way to go!! During this series, Jorbit Vivas hit his first home run in the majors and won game 3 for the Yankees and Jasson Dominguez, hit his first walk off home run to win game 2!! That was the first walk of home run since September 20, 2022, I believe. It was a drought that lasted over 900 days! These new guys are kicking ass!! I'm so happy for them!! They're doing so great!! The joy on their faces and the faces of the rest of the team were a beautiful sight to behold!! I love these guys!! Thanks for the rush of endorphins and all the happy chemicals that accompanied them!! LET'S GO, YANKEES!!!!!
VIVA VIVAS!!
THE MARTIAN IS IT OF THIS WORLD!!!
MY BOYS 🔥
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mothenbythighs · 1 year ago
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4 hours and 55 minuets by the way
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liquidpaperfoundation1 · 2 months ago
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Types of scholarships:
Enter your name, home address, date of birth, mother's maiden name, credit card information, social security number, and the address of the hospital in which you were born to receive a 1/32495828 chance of getting 10,000 dollars!
If you have a GPA above 3.8, we'll give you 20 bucks!
Write a 70,000 word essay on what "excellence" means to you and provide at least 10 well-corroborated examples of how you personally are solving war, poverty, and climate change.
Same as above, but only for Deaf Black Lesbians in Engineering.
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purpletrashcans · 1 year ago
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i'm aroace and i LOVE love
i am obsessed with romantic ships
destiel, buddie, ineffable husbands, murder husbands, catradora, scorfuma, danbeau, wolfstar (fuck jkr, obviously) nick/charlie, tao/elle idc i love them all
i absolutely adore romantic love...in theory, but don't come too close to me in rl i will get holy water and a cross i have watched spn i know how to exorcise your allo ass *hisses in aroace with teeny-tiny romance related trauma*
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weirdly-familiar · 1 year ago
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Really? I'm in Stockholm for over a week and he's nowhere to be seen and now everyone is just running into the fucker...
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 2 years ago
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As someone who doesn't watch MCC it is really funny watching my whole dash explode into excitement about Ranboo's team winning
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asheanon · 2 years ago
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"Many bingo," Quack grinned.
In classic fashion, The Qu was given a dazzling smile as the results were turned in. There was no discretion. However...
Whether or not it was a mere trick of the eye or it truly had become quite sweltering, one could see a drop of sweat form as the esteemed violinist was met by their words and took in the paper's contents. All light that had once made its way to him had been eclipsed, their shadow overbearing. His smile was unwavering even still.
"... Many bingo indeed!"
Lo and behold, there was, in fact, many bingo. Also, was that a voice crack?
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purplesaline · 2 months ago
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Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes that reason is simply "chaos"
firm believe that not everything happens for a reason, sometimes things are just cruel. and they shouldn’t have happened and it’s not supposed to be a lesson because we never deserved such thing.
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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago
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I mean—it's them, right?
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jubileesstuff · 7 months ago
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McLaren won
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beif0ngs · 7 months ago
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I had a different name back then, you know. Powder. You kind of remind me of her.
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