butterflysonnets · 6 months ago
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14 year old mike wheeler, monologuing to eleven: i knew from the moment i met you that i loved you
12 year old mike wheeler, the moment he met eleven: crawl out my window and go knock on my house's door so my mom calls child services on you and you can go back to pennhurst asylum or whatever because i'm way too busy — wait did you say you know about will? where is he? is he okay? you can live in my closet if you help me find him
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val-of-the-north · 5 months ago
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Their dynamic is like this to me (+bonus Tark and Najka mention)
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oneluckydragon · 6 months ago
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So I decided to spin the wheel by @onefey since I saw so many mutuals getting really cute PMD Teams.
Meet hero Lucky (Girafarig) and partner Biggs (Wimpod). Never in my life have I considered a Girafarig as my potential PMD-sona but here we are despite it all. Even though I was skeptical at first I am now in permanent love.
Gotta think of an Exploration Team name now... hm.
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starakex · 9 days ago
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She's finally complete! I said I wasn't gonna rush a project for a deadline, but it turns out I can bang out a fursuit in under a month if I'm motivated by the spirit of Halloween, so oops.
Malignant Data (no name yet, so I'm just gonna tag a codename) is inspired by classic creepypastas vibes, the need for good ventilation and my monochrome ass wardrobe.
She features a massive open able jaw, airbrushed details, kanekalon wig fiber hair, EVA Foam staples/stitches details, swap able tongues and a pose able (and UV Reactive) iris. Paws feature finger escapes. Fully lined for comfort with space for extra fans!
Patterns used: Sheenitude's Fursuit Neck Pattern Kloofsuit's Canine Foam Head Pattern (Heavily Modified)
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tio-trile · 1 year ago
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Did you hate the season 2 finale? Are you still looking forward for season 3 because of it or are you turned off of looking forward for any tv show good omens from now on?
What season 2 finale? Good Omens has never been adapted into a TV show. I love the book tho!
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mayasaura · 9 months ago
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Times Franziska has gotten Maya convicted for murder: 0
Times Franziska has dropped everything to save Maya's life: 2
🤔🤔🤔
I believe the prosecution may find the evidence compelling, your honor....
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capn-twitchery · 6 months ago
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writing grace's letters is so hard. it's so hard to try & make them Not come off like he's inviting people on dates bc of his over-formal language. grace c'mon people are gonna get the wrong idea
"i look forward to the pleasure of your company" "i should be most honoured to better make your acquaintance",,,,not to mention following it up by signing off with "your obedient servant"????
kissing them on the mouth would be less gay. stop it
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longagoitwastuesday · 2 months ago
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I just saw a Gojo-like guy in a store. He was eyeing those purple shampoos for white dyed hair, I think. He had the height and the round glasses and all. It was uncanny, truly like out of the anime. Never had seen someone pull a character's look as well as this guy. I was this 👌 close to approach him and ask him to read Georg Cantor, like a cultist stalker, but fortunately (for him) I was with my mother so I behaved
#I've regretted not doing so for two hours though#I think I could have convinced him to at least look Cantor up on google#And the world would have been a slightly better place for it#It was so easy too#'I take you have a keen interest in the infinity? Have you thought of transcending infinity itself? Gerog Cantor is the answer!'#I have a fake email to distribute Cantor's texts too in case he was interested and couldn't find the book#It's fake. No strings attached. No personal info for either of us. And he must have cared for the infinity#*sigh*#Gojo lookalike guy in the drugstore in a southern Spanish city DM me if you see this and want Cantor's texts#I pinky promise they're fun and good and beautiful#There's literally an 'expansion of the domain of the infinity' in section 4#And it talks about surpassing tradition in the field#Come on you'll love it#Every Gojo fan could give an eye to this I'm sure it would be enjoyable for many of you#Then there's the play on the Continuum and I think you could force-read Sukuna a bit in that#Intuitively the author is so spot on it's mesmerising#Anyway... Tagging things this time in case someone wants the texts haha#Jujutsu Kaisen#Satoru Gojo#Gojo Satoru#Kinda lowkey hate that I adore him#Everything could be so good. Everything will be but mediocre. The concepts are so good. It will come to nothing#Totally breaks my heart haha#It's hilarious how now that I know Jujutsu Kaisen‚ and Gojo in particular‚ I see it everywhere#It's the same phenomenon as when I was first reading Plato. You suddenly notice it's everywhere and staining everything around you#I knew JJK and the princeling were popular but I was unaware of the intensity of that popularity
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magentagalaxies · 5 months ago
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vent incoming:
got my grades back for my courses last semester and most of it was to be expected, mostly A's, maybe an A-, etc. but i honestly can't get over the fact that my independent study (the buddy cole documentary) was for some reason given a B. like sure getting a B isn't bad per se, I usually get at least one B every semester and i honestly don't really care about what my exact gpa is as long as i can graduate, but come on. this school put me through months of psychological torment over this project and didn't even have the nerve to give me a B+??? i'm still coping with the self-doubt they forced on me and this bullshit is not helping!!
#honestly it's kind of hilarious ngl. especially bc i also got my documentary work counted as an independent study the previous semester#and the previous semester even tho i barely worked on the doc itself#(mostly just planning and putting together the crowdfunding which was still a lot of work but like compare it to the past few months)#they were willing to give me an A (my school doesn't do A+ so this is the highest mark possible)#vs this semester. like i'll admit my final assignment was late and could have been more polished#but i was literally on tour in documentary-mode 24/7 for several weeks. i filmed an entire comedy special! i put together a live interview!#not to mention having to fucking negotiate with my own college censoring the footage they'd promised me of an event i put together#and play nice with a professor who literally outed me on twitter in an attempt to cancel one of my best friends#at this point the ''B'' feels more like a petty grudge than anything else#like ok we can't get away with *actually* fucking over jessamine's grades bc clearly ze did do the work. but let's just give zir a B#like i will admit the audio quality in my final isn't great. and i could have used more polished footage in some sections#but counterpoint: 100+ students were arrested at a protest while i was editing and i was having a mental breakdown#the fact that i finished *anything* is goddamn impressive especially after they essentially conditioned me to hate myself any time i was#working on a project i loved!!!#due to the aforementioned student arrests my college did put out an option where we could change any letter grade this semester to pass/fai#so anything passing wouldn't impact our gpa if we didn't want it to. so i could just change the B to a ''pass''#but really what's the point. ''B'' is still a good grade and my GPA is fine (3.65 on a 4.0 grading scale. 2.0 is required to graduate)#it just sucks that after what i went through last semester i feel like nobody takes it seriously#i was reminiscing earlier about how it's honestly kind of funny how after that professor outed me on twitter#i was at the hotel with scott like an hour later sobbing and having an existential crisis about my relationship to gender#and scott was so supportive but also awkwardly being like#''i know i should offer the crying child a tissue but where the fuck are the tissues in this room what do i do''#and he just handed me a full-on towel instead like oh my god he was trying his best but also so clearly out of his depth#but of course i then had to remember how when i told that story to a different professor to be like ''this is how much scott cares about me#this guy called me fucking UNPROFESSIONAL for crying in front of the subject of my documentary?????????#like yeah maybe so but how DARE you call me unprofessional when a different professor tweeted my full name and gender without my consent#in an attempt to fucking cancel one of my friends for ''misgendering'' me for using pronouns i'm fine with him using!!!#i don't think i'm ever going to be able to forgive my college and i don't know how i'll be able to get through one more semester#that experience genuinely changed things about my psychology that i'm not proud of and i need to work through#so if i have to miss a goddamn kids in the hall event because i have class this november i am going to set something on fire
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frownyalfred · 2 years ago
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alfred Pennyworth/Martha Wayne/Thomas Wayne Characters: Martha Wayne, Thomas Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Explicit Sexual Content, Sexual Tension, dub con if you consider the fact alfred is their butler, otherwise alfred is very pleased to be there, no beta we die like jason todd, Vaginal Sex, Frottage, Light Dom/sub, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, i definitely know what i'm talking about, look alfred was a soldier so thomas ordering him around in bed just made sense to me ok, Stand Alone Series: Part 1 of dead man's party Summary:
The aforementioned night in Paris.
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king-nyx · 7 months ago
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You know I really did not want to believe that the ao3 author curse is real, but I think I'm currently in an active war zone.
So, hey, guys, writing fanficition is actually dangerous! Who would've thought that!
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omni-scient-pan-da · 8 days ago
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I swear to god, if me and Michelle end up in an honest to god relationship I'm selling the fucking rights (to myself) and getting it made into a million dollar blockbuster movie (forcing my otp at the time to live through the 400k word slowburn I fear I may be trapped in)
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mad-hunts · 2 months ago
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imagine how drastically different spending a day with barton could be as his friend though... like, it's literally a coin flip between him doing something illegal but perhaps objectively kind of funny in a 'wtf is happening?' way, to him doing just completely morally bankrupt. and for the first thing, i'm talking about barton stealing all of the candles of a certain scent from a store because he liked it and because 'they're already making enough money.' or, for the latter, barton not telling your muse anything about how everything they're doing that day is to prepare for him to MURDER someone. which then all of a sudden comes to a climax when he kills them like that is a totally okay to do (and this is sarcasm, OFC jsjsj) while he genuinely thinks he looks like this to your muse afterward when he just committed a damn atrocity:
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kazumahashimoto · 2 months ago
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an ff7 fan's ship copium is one of the funniest things in the world to me
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bougiebutchbitch · 11 months ago
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WHERE IS THE PUSSY OPTION ON THE IZZY HANDS POLL, BOUG??? WHERE IS IT?????????????
IT DOES NOT EXIST!!!! BECAUSE I WOULD WAKE UP TO A MAN WHO IS 50% PUSSY!!!!!!!!! AND I AM A COWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anyone like funny grandmas?
Next 8 posts are gonna be random stuff my grandma's said taken incredibly out of context.
A Grandma Special if you will
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