#these two are my stupid blorbos
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Their dynamic is like this to me (+bonus Tark and Najka mention)
#dark souls#gwyn lord of cinder#seath the scaleless#manscorpion tark#scorpioness najka#these two are my stupid blorbos#seath especially he is so hilarious for some reason#me and my brother joke about them all the time lmao#I don't think I'm a good soulsborne fan at all ahahah#also... it may be controversial but I do think his promise to filianore was genuine#I believe he was like “don't worry daughter. I WILL find a way to overcome the dark! you need only wait!”#and then boom the fire is dying actually. dark is inevitable#val-arts
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my favorite characters from various medias
for the record complicated views on religion means they made deals with various gods from various mythos
Daniil Dankovsky aka the Bachelor is from the Pathologic game franchise as one of the main playable characters
Johannes Cabal is from the Johannes Cabal the Necromancer bookseries written by Jonathan L. Howard (you wont believe it but hes also the main character)
Arthur Lester is from Harlan Guthrie's horror fiction podcast Malevolent as one of the main characters
theyre all my favorite characters from various points in my life and theyre all great
also things i forgot: theyre al self destructive and depressed etc, they all use wit and words as their weapons but also do some light murder on the side, and daniil and johannes are both autistic also but those are headcanons
#i love all of them they all suck and have a stupid big kill count#specially considering two of them are doctors and the others a detective#but what are you gonna do theyre great at it so you cant rlly blame them#rubbing my hands together like an evil fly#my blorbos from my various medias#btw theyd kill each other if they met up#malevolent#arthur lester#johannes cabal#johannes cabal the necromancer#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#sorry to bother you poor fandoms w my tags#ill do it again dont even think i regret my actions#and once again sorry to my mutuals who only rlly know arthur#if i dwell on this post any longer ill have ten mire things to have#if you actually care ill tell you al the things i forgot to put on this one#and lets be real ill write you an essay about jow they all parallel each other#its rlly interesting actually how well they all fit#its because i have a type
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"broken mirrors, and what do i see?
a man with no face, he's looking at me
i know i've got a million scars, wear 'em all on my sleeves"
get dipped in goop idiot 🖤 @intotheelliwoods
bonus lineart ↓
just so you all can appreciate the effort that i put into the details, y'know?
#2 arms left#2 arms left fanart#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt leonardo#lyrics from 'until the wolves come out' by natewantstobattle#lee's art#as always better quality if ya click it lol#hi ell i never forgot the trade we did for two mending books#anyway *plays with your blorbos like dolls*#the speed of this bitc--#vane has proof that i cooked this stupid fast#oh and uh love ur shit as always ell you inspire me blah blah blah you know me at this point bestie#i have such an embarrassing compliment i reaaaallly want to tell you too but i dont want to embarrass my ass in front of a cool person 🥹#(in case it wasnt clear ell you are the cool person)
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The Rules: Use 3 emojis to describe 5 of your favorite QLs and have people guess them, then tag some folks to do the same! thanks @thistle--bug for tagging me :3
1. 🏳️🌈💸🚫
2. ⛰️🫀✨
3. 💯❤️🧧
4. 🌵🔫🩺
5. 🔥👵👔
6. 🐮🚗🔄
i’m tagging @tootiredtoosadtooangry, @babetanatat, @thelastoftheredhotswamis2, @hyperbolicgrinch, @disastergem and anyone who wants to play and guess :3
#had to do it all over again bc of my Stupid Phone#the Bastard better last two other years at the very least if he knows what's good for him.#'but lola' you might say 'isn't your phone at least 7yo?' and what about it. he shall outlive my last nokia which met a poor demise.#he doesn't have a choice i WILL keep him on life support.#anyway. where were we.#clues.#they are. not new shows bc each time i am asked for my favourite shows i forget everything i have ever watched <3#but if those shows are here it’s because they did leave a trace on me#i may not talk the most about them.#and i can hold a grudge against one of my belovedest unhinged blorbos <3#is the 6th one a real favourite? no. am i obsessed with it to a dangerous degree? yes. to my deepest regrets.
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As you sleep in the day, you are mine
I just want your love, so don’t waste my time
#leave me alone i missed these two SO much#my stupid blorbos#id die for them#keisophie#the strange men series#sophie grundler#keith baring#tsms#the boogie man#rpg maker#rpg horror#the sand man#indie game art#illustration#art#faust art
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Qi Rong is my favorite character rn and I fel bad for everyone who has to listen to me talk about him. I never really post my art her but since its fanart I figured why not.
I am so scared to post fanart anywhere because what if people don't like my interpretation of certain characters. Like this is how I imagine Qi Rong (with the outfit from the manhua tho) AND I FEEL LIKE SOMEONES GONNA COME AFTER ME FOR GIVING HIM A FAT ASS TOOTH GAP. I just really feel that he has really shitty teeth. You know this guy doesn't give a damn about dental care.
#art catastrophe#I LOVE HIM SO MUCH#he is my blorbos#in my head he sounds like beetlejuice#but im probably the only one who thinks that#and I've had my friend check with their tgcf friend to see if this was a common belief#and I got “yes but without the chainsmoker voice”#he 100% has that stupid chainsmoker raspy unhinged maniac voice in my head#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#mxtx#mxtx tgcf#mxtx fanart#tgcf fanart#tgcf season 2#tian guan ci fu#Qi Rong#heaven's official blessing#Qi Rong fanart#heaven official's blessing season two#crimson monsoon art tag#crimson monsoon
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Me: [poking my writing muse] hey, hey, wanna write something? Writing muse: [squints at me with disdain at my negligence then huffs and pushes out a scrap of paper. The paper says: Angst for the raincoat chibi DCAs] Me: …why? why would you do this? Writing muse: Their cheery disposition and childlike innocence was an affront to my nature. Art muse's work uplifts while I gaze into the abyss. Writing muse: [starts tossing more scraps of paper] ...and here, some cute scenarios for those hairdressers for you to daydream about. Me: wait this is too much, i have to study-- Writing muse: Not my problem. Art muse: [smashes through the wall] DID I HEAR HAIRDRESSERS? LET'S DRAW ECLIPSE, HE'S HOT. Writing muse: Let's make 'em kiss. I already have the date chapter planned out. me: guys wait wait, i have an exam in three days, can't all these ideas wait? Writing muse: Art muse: Art: Ooh! And y'know what? Sun and Moon are sooooo Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer coded! Writing muse: [sings the lyrics] "knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians, tight-rope walkers and acrobats" Yeah that checks out. Draw it.
#crab chatter#in case you were curious how my day has been#studies? what studies?#I have a tragic backstory for two innocent raincoat-wearing blorbos and a whole date plan for the hairdressers#and I've been figuring out Eclipse's hairdresser au design and#he is haunting my brain#with his stupid hat and pants why do I do this to myself?#and then I listened to mungojerrie and rumpelteazer today#and I wanna draw sun and moon doing the daaaaance#they'd be perfect for it!#might be a little quiet on here as I near my exam#but I'll be back#but for now I sleep#and hopefully dream of Eclipse#I can't wait to show you all
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remember when i said all my aus are about friend ship . well same boy loves worldbuilding and makes new au which is awesome and cool and needlessly intricate and think of one million times as many friendship
#kommento#// guys heres my cool au with characters a lot of people care about now forget about them look at these two guys in particular#// girl who has a femc au stuck in limbo and will never talk about their stupid p6 game pitch#// oh well hey this kpop idol's finally out of military service lets draw blorbo in a tank top for seemingly related reasons hooray !#// kaimoeru mayonaka lightnignt round um. i should sleep. goofngiht
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Ok so because my brain has decided these boys are the ones I’m going to derive all my joy from for the foreseeable future I’ve, naturally, been coming up with headcanons. And quite a few of them have been based on the thought that “hey, if unicorns are identical twins, would that affect their magic in any way?” like what if that made their magic be on the same wavelength or something? And one of the headcanons I came up with pretty early on is that they can share dreams. So imagine my joy at this. Is it a completely wild conclusion to make based on this less-than-two-seconds moment? Yes. But the only other explanation is that they feature in each other’s dreams, which is also in line with the way I see them, so I win either way.
#fixation brain is working overtime#cause I loved this whole episode it was GREAT#but this moment is the one that keeps replaying in my head#I am not responsible for the person I become when I acquire a new blorbo#or two#I took forever making this stupid gif and it doesn’t even look good#they are so silly#flim flam brothers#mlp#gif#headcanon#s7e10
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ough in TPATD Miraak is half-Atmoran, half-Falmer. One person carrying and uniting the blood of two races that became enemies, that ultimately destroyed one another.
Jia is half-Nord, half-Imperial. One person carrying and uniting the blood of two races that are currently under an endless war, that are, too, basically destroying each other.
Miraak used to receive some weird looks from the Atmorans for his Snow Elf heritage, with his fellow dragon priests calling him names such as 'ghost' or 'paleface', because of the marble-white complexion he took after his Snelf mother.
Jia is quite frequently confronted with "aren't you a little short for a Nord?" by the Nords, and with "aren't you a little tall for an Imperial?" by the Imperials.
and yet, aren't they both living proof that before any hate, or any war, or any decimation of life, there was once love and unity? 🥺
#miraak specifically is currently the only living being on nirn who shares *both* the ancient nords' and snow elves' heritage#the breathing memento of what these races left behind...#and jia on her part currently tries to bring stormcloaks and imperials together. to stop their war to find solutions and peace#these two blorbos are my stupid unintentional parallels through time i swear...#miraak#oc: jia#skyrim fanfiction#tpatd's nonsensical stuff#the priest and the dragoness
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[Image ID: Left, a bag of Friskies cat treats. Right, images of Care Bears. End ID]
when the. the blorbos
#when you've created a very specific version of the characters in your head#and you know that nobody else understands. because they can't see inside of your head#but you are OBSESSED with them#god i need to write sos... ;-;#anyway. when you headcanon your blorbos have really stupid nicknames for each other#this is actually about two very specific blorbos. uh. sos duo my beloved </3#< why am i too nervous to say who it is... i must unlearn shame...#kaivee rambles
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Superlantern would always be superior to batlantern and/or Superbat for me because I down right HATE the golden retriever x grumpy/black cat trope.
It’s so boring and overused.. like a character would be quiet or shy or just have black hair and they’d be labeled as the black cat, and for some reason the black grumpy cats are always seen or implied to be a lot more desirable or better? Than the golden retriever characters, who seem to be the ones making the mistakes and that ones that always have to chase the other.
—Anyways!!! golden retriever x clumsy rabbit >>>>
I do enjoy my fair share of superbat and batlantern, but I fully agree with you on hating the golden retriever x black cat trope. ofc, I shouldn’t yuck other people’s yums, but things like that and sunshine x grumpy make me cringe whenever I see them being used because imo they’re pretty much always used to flatten the characters and make them boring clichés, rather than adding some sort of other dimension to them to make them more interesting.
Plus, as you kinda get at, the golden retriever character is almost always depicted as being dumber than the black cat, which peeves me a bit. Clark and Hal are both really freakin’ smart, and in some ways, a lot smarter than Bruce.
I don’t even agree with the golden retriever being Clark or Hal to Bruce’s black cat. I think Clark and Bruce are much more similar than being such a dichotomy that is usually implied to be opposites, and furthermore, I don’t even think Bruce would be a black cat. He’s some type of working dog to me. Maybe a doberman.
I’m going to assume Hal is the clumsy rabbit between superlantern because of the whole concussion thing, and that made me genuinely laugh out loud. That’s actually quite cute.
#Personally I don’t think of Clark as being a golden retriever.#I think possibly my distaste for the trope has biased me but maybe Clark could be a border collie or smth along those lines.#actually fun story i used to have this group of friends#and one of them asked me—in a tone that implied I was going to agree with them—if I was the golden retriever of the group#the DISDAIN in my tone when i said no.#first of all i’m not nearly as happy go lucky as golden retrievers are often implied to be#second. i’m not stupid enough either.#pet peeve of mine is when people irl mischaracterize ME like what is happening here i am not your blorbo#anyway the clumsy rabbit part reminds me of my green lanternsona velle veteen so this is even cuter to me :)#simu's two cents#anon#simu answers asks
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I regret to report that Hardwon Surefoot is still catered Directly To Me and the fact that he's fuckin two hundred and thirty years old only makes it worse
#HE IS KINDA STUPID AND VERY SILLY AND I WANT TO CRY WHEN HE STARTS TALKING#ur honour thats my low self esteem fighter who thinks hes a burden and I simply cannot be normal about him#peepaw Hardwon is everything I have ever wanted.god its so good#i. love. old. characters. love when blorbo from my shows has wrinkles and a century or two worth of regret#naddpod
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the reason they disappeared abrudas from evolution after 5 pages of screentime and without even an on-page fate is cause they knew the plot only works if both desolas and harper grab the idiot ball like a terrier with a squeaky toy, and they knew abrudas was too powerful and would avert the plot entirely by telling desolas he's being stupid and also killing harper and co with her bare hands
#councilor's notes#someday ill get around to rewriting evolution. someday#it's obviously my favorite comic cause it has my two favoritest blorbos. but also. idiot plot idiot plot idiot plot#desolas is a GENERAL and such a very good one he's basically a celebrity on palaven. he HAS to be smart#but in order for literally anything to come of the arca monolith he has to be the biggest dumbdumb ever to dumb#and then harper ALSO has to be incredibly stupid not just for the comic but also to then turn around and RECYCLE IT FOR ME3#he's verifiably a moron and an ex-alliance washout merc tho so him it makes more sense#anyway i think abrudas deserved to kill harper core and especially hislop and tell des to shut up and go home#and kiss him sloppy style too of course what kind of establishment do you think im running here
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ARR extended - done. Now the login screen says Heavensward :)
After I 💤ed through a good chunk of the story before, I gotta say I (SE's most difficult to please costumer) was positively surprised with the last few chapters. The Ishgard conflict and then the Ul'dah business were set up nicely. I'm curious to see how those story beats continue.
Vibed a bit more with the overall cast of characters involved at the end. Even gained a new blorbo. Unexpectedly. Who will definitely survive Heavensward. Definitely.
Now I must camp the gold saucer until I'm mentally prepared to go on.
#mentally prepared to spec as astrologian once i can. when im too stupid to heal as white mage#bad choices will be made#also my boy eggnog was mentioned so that makes it two blorbos i guess?#budgie plays ffxiv
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atsumu is such a fucking LOSERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#very loud sigh#like dramatically loud#ahsgdhsadghsahdhghsdagh#i think all of my blorbos are either#a loser or cat#like they have to be AT LEAST one of them#can be both at the same time too ofc#being awful yk like a . murderer would kinda be the third one but then again that's just like an extra to most of them anyway#i don't think that's what really defines them or what makes them a blorbo of mine#but i sure am into it though#mm yes blood#don't know why i'm talking abt blood under an atsumu post though i feel like he'd faint while getting his blood drawn or smth#sahgdshdhsahdgsahgdhsa#whatever#should i place all of my blorbos into the two categories..#i think yes#i love making lists#and i love my blorbos:3333333333333333333333333#i think there's another category but i'll just have to look at all of them for a second to figure it out i think it's something obvious#and i'm just being stupid rn lmao#mayor of loserville
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