#I'm just... so perplexed

[gottagetshiver]

eating sushi and watching George of the jungle and having more Thoughts, sorry gang

apparently I'm a glutton for punishment cause I opened Twitter again and the first thing I see is some punk ass dweeb being like "I'm glad Bad apologised but I am disappointed that he didn't address his previous behaviour of hanging out around the DTeam making his community uncomfortable too :/"

Like??? Idk just at this point I think it's so wildly and abundantly clear that he's still friends with the DTeam (duh, anyone with eyes or one singular functional brain cell knows that) and if that's so upsetting for people, maybe this is just... not the fandom for them??? No one is ever gonna like every single aspect of a fandom but if you're getting so mad so frequently and saying things as routine as a well established, long term friendship is fucking with your mental health and emotional well being, maybe this isn't the place for you?? Like sorry, but Bad doesn't actually have to cater to your wants and/or feelings. Just... imagine trying to shoehorn an actual real person that you do not know and who doesn't know you into doing things your way because you say so. Bizarre.

Like they walk into DTeam bestie land, where Bad is the resident father figure and has been for a decade, and then cry that DTeam are there. What else did you expect? That's like walking outside only to scream and cry that a cloud has the audacity to be floating overhead. Like going to pornhub and getting all offended that you saw a boobs or, more horrifyingly, a dick.

And they get mad about this same thing over and over every month like???? that bullying him into dropping them is going great, huh? You're really showing him. He totally definitely cares about your thoughts and feelings on his friendships. One more round of disappointed tweets and "idk guys, I might have to unstan :///////" and he'll be sure to drop them, I just know it. Your viewership in particular is very important to him. Heaven forbid he lose you in particular. He'll definitely both notice and care.

[mortalscience]

matt & penelope moments, season 13 - 2/2 + BONUS for @marvelfanlife!

[a-confused-spoon]

I know Kevin and Ben are the biggest source of comedy in the show, but no moment in Ben 10 will ever make me laugh as hard as the face Michael makes when Gwen healed him to ask for his help did.

Like he's genuinely so surprised

"YOU came looking for ME!? For HELP!?! How bad is this?!"

[overtake]

“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.

pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.

then this guy comes along.

race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.

he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you

and this is how it makes you feel.

this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.

also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.

how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.

tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.

[crabussy]

just had someone comment on a post I made talking about one of my characters with "uhh whats the gender? you literally can't be male and female. how on earth are people THIS confused in 2025. china did a number on you folks with tiktok" as if being both male and female hasn't existed in human history for thousands of years. as if you can't find plain evidence of people living as both a man and a woman at once in dozens of cultures across dozens of time periods. as if the modern term for it hasn't existed for a MINIMUM of 40 years. also I have never used tiktok in my life so I'm very baffled as to why she brought that up. hard to believe I know, but genderqueer people exist in real life too! not just online!

[54625]

am I hallucinating or are hideduo fans way weirder about fit x sausage than they ever were about pac x guaxinim

[jula483]

link's wood camouflage shirt 😂

(x)

[antiadvil]

Genuinely the only criticism of phan in that thread that bothers me even slightly is all the people saying they're ugly and it's only bc it's so factually wrong LIKE... sorry you have no taste I'm a lesbian but I recognize objective attractiveness when I see it

[robo-dino-puppies]

dragon age: the veilguard | bellara lutare

[quinngefail]

hey mama, what're your opinions on musicals?

Honestly..... Outside of Saw the Musical, I don't really fuck with them or go out of my way to see them 😭 theater in general is just not my thing at all lmao

I've written some chainshipping headcanons around this too, actually!

[a-most-beloved-fool]

see I do like soulmate AUs, but I exclusively like slow-burn soulmate AUs. I need there to be pining and angsting about it, is the thing. love at first sight means nothing to me, and predestination is boring if it's easy.

[sodapopcurtis-dx-asks]

Before everything…Were Dally and Tim dating or something??

Soda just raises an awkward eyebrow.

You think I of all people would know?

Dallas didn't tell me a lick of nothing about Tim Shepard! And Tim Shepard sure as hell don't plan on talking to me about Dally anytime soon.

As far as I'm aware, they just hung out a lot. But I mean, I dunno?

If I had to think more about them in general though, I could tell ya that I always did think it was weird by how similar the two were. Like two twin-flames or something.

Him and Ponyboy were/are real close to the Shepards, but me personally I don't got a clue about any of them. I just know that they're real hoods. Even Angela, sometimes.

Soda thinks for a minute, trying to itch his brain on what this note could even mean.

Why? Is there stuff going around or something? Do I gotta talk to Tim? 'Cus I'll sure talk to him if he's got shit to say about Dally.

[grison-in-space]

beginning to wonder if the universe just wants me to spend some time stalled out on the highway with every one of my dogs or what

[f-a-b-l-e]

Applying for jobs would be so much easier if it just. Went faster.

Like, two weeks ago I traveled two hours for a job interview that started with "you're not experienced enough so we're not hiring you." Guess what I sent along with my application. Take a wild fucking guess. A resume. Which lists alllll of my work experience. Why tf did ge waste my time and money inviting me for an interview??

Three weeks ago I got invited for an interview where the first thing they said was "we don't really have the funds for more employees." But they took my application seriously, even having me work there for two days to see how I meshed with the team. So I assumed maybe there was still a chance. It's three weeks later now and after waiting to get a call, I call them. "Yeah, so we looked at our finances again and we really can't afford to add another employee." Look at your finances before you waste three weeks of my time! I didn't send out any applications during those three weeks because I liked this business and the colleagues, and I really wanted to work there! Why are people so stupid about thisssssss

[mirroredmasquerader]

Playing Payday 2 with @ninjaredhead simulator

Not to put my younger sister on blast publicly on the Internet

But I'm about to do exactly that

She has since:

-broken this down record (13 in one game!!)

-gotten downed whilst trying to melee a taser with her fists (it should be noted that she had ample ammo on her person when this occurred)

-somehow attracted nearly every cop on the map in every single one of the heists we've run together without fail

-gotten us physically trapped in the GO bank vault

-somehow warped a loot bag across the map while it was actively being carried?? (It should be noted that we don't actually know how that happened, I'm just blaming her for it because I was on the other side of a building)

-observed a taser leap into a wall and vanish

-caused the Longfellow to collide with two objects that neither end of the car was facing (how)

And

-caused the Longfellow to go sideways (how???)

She's doing great on one hand but on the other hand hot damn

[unopenablebox]

🌸 is so immensely likeable.... do you ever just like someone so much all the time