#I'm just... so perplexed
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eating sushi and watching George of the jungle and having more Thoughts, sorry gang
apparently I'm a glutton for punishment cause I opened Twitter again and the first thing I see is some punk ass dweeb being like "I'm glad Bad apologised but I am disappointed that he didn't address his previous behaviour of hanging out around the DTeam making his community uncomfortable too :/"
Like??? Idk just at this point I think it's so wildly and abundantly clear that he's still friends with the DTeam (duh, anyone with eyes or one singular functional brain cell knows that) and if that's so upsetting for people, maybe this is just... not the fandom for them??? No one is ever gonna like every single aspect of a fandom but if you're getting so mad so frequently and saying things as routine as a well established, long term friendship is fucking with your mental health and emotional well being, maybe this isn't the place for you?? Like sorry, but Bad doesn't actually have to cater to your wants and/or feelings. Just... imagine trying to shoehorn an actual real person that you do not know and who doesn't know you into doing things your way because you say so. Bizarre.
Like they walk into DTeam bestie land, where Bad is the resident father figure and has been for a decade, and then cry that DTeam are there. What else did you expect? That's like walking outside only to scream and cry that a cloud has the audacity to be floating overhead. Like going to pornhub and getting all offended that you saw a boobs or, more horrifyingly, a dick.
And they get mad about this same thing over and over every month like???? that bullying him into dropping them is going great, huh? You're really showing him. He totally definitely cares about your thoughts and feelings on his friendships. One more round of disappointed tweets and "idk guys, I might have to unstan :///////" and he'll be sure to drop them, I just know it. Your viewership in particular is very important to him. Heaven forbid he lose you in particular. He'll definitely both notice and care.
#ok NOW I'm done lol#I'm just... so perplexed#like they don't genuinely think they can dictate his friendships right?#now I'm imagining Bad texting Dream like “ugh look what I have to deal with today”#and you just know the eye rolls at this nonsense are soooooo big#also I can see an abundance of pointing and laughing happening
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matt & penelope moments, season 13 - 2/2 + BONUS for @marvelfanlife!
#i'm just happy some people enjoyed these gifs#these just either felt repetitive or like they didn't fit the vibe idk#most of my life is spent on making vibe-based decisions so there you go#matt is so fucking perplexed by penelope's comment about the ramones#it cracks me up#matt & penelope#matt simmons#penelope garcia#marvelfanlife#my stuff#mattpenmoments#criminal minds#criminalmindsedit#cm s13e06#cm s13e08#cm s13e01
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I know Kevin and Ben are the biggest source of comedy in the show, but no moment in Ben 10 will ever make me laugh as hard as the face Michael makes when Gwen healed him to ask for his help did.
Like he's genuinely so surprised


"YOU came looking for ME!? For HELP!?! How bad is this?!"
#“don't you know I'm an unreliable asshole? you're better than this”#I sincerely would pay gold to know the conversation that took place honestly#cause Gwen is so blind to how... blind her good intentions make her#and Michael knows to be an asshole so he would just- listen to this and be utterly perplexed at the entire situation#not because he gives a shit about the collateral damage of Ultimate Kevin (he couldn't care less) but because he knows Gwen should but nope#there she is healing the creep Mike's aware he is and being willing to offer even more with little to no resistance#not to mention he usually has to scheme and plan and lie to get what he wants#he's not really used to have things handed to him on a silver platter on a random wednesday evening#by all accounts he should be the happiest he's ever been but instead he's just terribly confused lmao#ben 10#ben 10 uaf#ben 10 ultimate alien#gwen tennyson#michael morningstar
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“a sexual awakening so intense it registered on the richter scale” is the single best and most accurate description I have ever heard.
pov: you're 16 years old and doing the final test for your super license ahead of joining f1 as the youngest ever driver. you expect the doubt and hate, and you know you can prove on track why you deserve to be there once you actually get in a car, but until then, you just have to be the subject of everyone's headlines and criticism for a factor you can't control.
then this guy comes along.
race winner who got himself to a top team and is beating his world champion teammate, a cool older handsome charismatic guy with a giant smile and big brown eyes, beloved and kind while still being fiercely talented, competitive, and hungry? the guy who you met in 2011 and who gave you the time of day before you were old enough to sniff at the f1 grid. he's not even going to be your actual teammate (yet), but he still takes the time to tell you he's looking forward to seeing you on the grid when so much of what you've heard is nonstop criticism.
he tells you good luck for your super license with a big grin meant just for you
and this is how it makes you feel.
this is live footage of daniel ricciardo becoming a permanent fixture in max's spank bank. it's one of those foundational crushes you have at a young age that sticks with you for life and unconsciously affects "your type" forever and never truly goes away.
also, i just think everyone should hear the way max very softly says "he's a really nice guy, yeah" with so much affection packed into every word.
how are you not to psychosexually imprint on him? one look at that video and max was ready to risk it all. he's been metaphorically tucking his hair, kicking his feet, and giggling since day one. he found a guy who he could race hard, who would challenge him on track, but who would still make the miserable pr days better for them, who was always laughing at max's jokes every time he did his little glance over to ensure it landed. max is so fiercely loyal to his people, and daniel has clearly earned that trust.
tldr: max verstappen is number one dirlie and if he were on f1blr, he would be writing long posts with onboards, data, and that ☝️🤓 attitude of his explaining in detail why everyone is wrong about daniel, and i hope it haunts all the max fans who get their rocks off to calling daniel a washed asshole loser that max's porn folder is daniel late braking compilations.
#ask#this got long. sorry. i also took a 5 minute crying break over old videos of daniel.#my exams start in a week and this is what i'm doing#anyway#OBVIOUSLY i don't think you have to like daniel ricciardo in order to love max.#but it's perplexing to me that people can look at someone who makes max so visibly happy#and dedicate their entire life to obsessively hate-posting about him.#move on! ignore him!#i couldn't tell you anything about a driver i hate's race besides the basic race coverage#because i don't dig into every facet of it to feed an pathological hatred.#i definitely couldn't tell you things about their personal life/anything what they've been up to/recent quotes/etc#because i just see them and scroll. wish others had that ability.#maxiel
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just had someone comment on a post I made talking about one of my characters with "uhh whats the gender? you literally can't be male and female. how on earth are people THIS confused in 2025. china did a number on you folks with tiktok" as if being both male and female hasn't existed in human history for thousands of years. as if you can't find plain evidence of people living as both a man and a woman at once in dozens of cultures across dozens of time periods. as if the modern term for it hasn't existed for a MINIMUM of 40 years. also I have never used tiktok in my life so I'm very baffled as to why she brought that up. hard to believe I know, but genderqueer people exist in real life too! not just online!
#she made a vague post about me on her blog (I was looking at her blog to better understand who I was interacting with and came across it)#so. I am making one too. because it's only fair. and I'm just. so perplexed#apparently she had to reread the post 10 times to understand it? I wonder if people like this also get confused#when someone refers to their friend as 'robert' and 'rob' within the same paragraph. I feel like the confusion is feigned#or at least there isn't any attempt to understand in the first place#wild!!! I'm not expecting to change her mind but I have responded with some extra info on the history of genderqueer people [:#listen to my gibberish boy#ask to tag#rant
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am I hallucinating or are hideduo fans way weirder about fit x sausage than they ever were about pac x guaxinim
#is this because all the annoying parasocial fans are english speakers who never watched arkanis 😭#i dont like pac and guaxi as a ship its just never interested me but Ive never seen anyone hating on it or getting upset over it's existenc#but i saw someone online earlier genuinely sad? like actually genuinely upset about fit and sausage as a ship existing#acting as if it means that hideduo is dead?#as if hideduo is not an Extremely popular ship ?#and as if fit and pac are not friends who are always gonna interact and like each other?#it just perplexed me man#if you are SO invested in a Minecraft ship that you feel genuine anguish at some people having fun maybe it's time to take a break#discourse#<- I don't intend it to be but I'm tagging just in case#but honestly if !pac gets to kiss other men sometimes so does !fit 😔 double standards smh
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link's wood camouflage shirt 😂
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#link neal#gmm 2795#good mythical morning#i'm perplexed by his shirt#lmao#it's just... woods#so random#maybe he wore it for rhett since he is the wood lover#can i also say how glad i am that we're back in the clean shaven link era??#he looks SO good#my post
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Genuinely the only criticism of phan in that thread that bothers me even slightly is all the people saying they're ugly and it's only bc it's so factually wrong LIKE... sorry you have no taste I'm a lesbian but I recognize objective attractiveness when I see it
#dnp#lou is loud#phan#dan and phil#not going to comment on the spn guys bc being so real I can't tell if they're hot or not#they parse to me as men w brown hair that's all I've got#they do have brown hair right#just checking#I'm sorry I know this is the spn website but the only one I remember is misha#he's always telling me about stupid world events!!!#this doesn't really bother me that much it's more perplexing than anything else
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dragon age: the veilguard | bellara lutare
#bellara lutare#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dav#dragon age#da#bellara#w hy is it so difficult for me to put a photoset together for this game? i have no problem throwing together stuff for horizon#perplexing#anyway these two of bellara don't look terrible together!#and arlathan is so pretty (...i'm just ignoring all the dead conifers posing an extreme fire risk)#i made this
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hey mama, what're your opinions on musicals?
Honestly..... Outside of Saw the Musical, I don't really fuck with them or go out of my way to see them 😭 theater in general is just not my thing at all lmao
I've written some chainshipping headcanons around this too, actually!
#replies#sawposting#me thoughts#also real talk + I've also never addressed it: I don't know where this mama/mother thing came from but it perplexes me every time lmao#like it doesn't bother me. but in no world am I gonna be like OMGG I'M SO FANDOM MOM XDD#EVERYONE CALL ME FANDOM MOM PLEASEEE XDD#coz that is genuinely so fuckin cringe lmao#tldr: I don't mind the whole 'mother quinnge' thing but I'm also not gonna endorse it or make it a personality trait if that makes sense lol#I'm just like Oh okay I guess this is happening ? sure why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#yknow?
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see I do like soulmate AUs, but I exclusively like slow-burn soulmate AUs. I need there to be pining and angsting about it, is the thing. love at first sight means nothing to me, and predestination is boring if it's easy.
#writing tropes#i think i'm just too aro to understand the idea of love at first sight.#like you don't know each other??? you have NO REASON to believe that you'll actually like each other! that's a STRANGER!#so while i *am* a fan of the 'these characters have some sort of legendary connection' trope i need it to be BUILT instead of just FOUND#the soulwords AUs just don't do it for me. soulnames *can* but very very rarely. soulmarks is fine if it leaves you guessing#like. soulmarks with mistaken identity plots can be great! and i also enjoy soulmate fics where they Aren't soulmates#i just don't like it when they say One Sentence and then are like 'oh i guess we're together forever then!'. it always feels flat#i don't get the point of shipping if you're not even gonna play with smashing the character's personalities together y'know?#also i don't like love at first sight but i DO enjoy a good 'perplexing fascination or curiosity at fist sight' story#seeing a guy and going 'WOAH who is that and what's their deal??' & then studying them like a frog is perfectly fine#it just can't be *love* at first sight. the love has to take time. ideally it should sneak up on them. boo!#not trek
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Before everything…Were Dally and Tim dating or something??
Soda just raises an awkward eyebrow.
You think I of all people would know?
Dallas didn't tell me a lick of nothing about Tim Shepard! And Tim Shepard sure as hell don't plan on talking to me about Dally anytime soon.
As far as I'm aware, they just hung out a lot. But I mean, I dunno?
If I had to think more about them in general though, I could tell ya that I always did think it was weird by how similar the two were. Like two twin-flames or something.
Him and Ponyboy were/are real close to the Shepards, but me personally I don't got a clue about any of them. I just know that they're real hoods. Even Angela, sometimes.
Soda thinks for a minute, trying to itch his brain on what this note could even mean.
Why? Is there stuff going around or something? Do I gotta talk to Tim? 'Cus I'll sure talk to him if he's got shit to say about Dally.
#— What's Dal and Tim got to do with me?!#— I'll beat Tim's ass if he speaks on about Dallas! I will to just about anyone though. So. Er.#— I dunno. Why them though? Did they seem that typea way?#— NOT THAT THAT'S A BAD THING. I don't care if they were going out or not! I'm just... curious.#soda who's confused#tally mention#he's a bit perplexed even#he has the smidgen of an idea they probably went out#but he's not gonna go over there making assumptions of his dead friend and his pal 💀#protective friend soda to the rise
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beginning to wonder if the universe just wants me to spend some time stalled out on the highway with every one of my dogs or what
#fortunately tilly is pretty chill about it and is mostly like “why have you not made car go?”#my brand new car just abruptly stopped working SO uh I'm not in thrilled#but at least it's not an accident#she is mildly perplexed about my choices but otherwise going “.... okay”#but not scared#anyway we're just gonna wait for the tow i guess#got about five minutes from home
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Applying for jobs would be so much easier if it just. Went faster.
Like, two weeks ago I traveled two hours for a job interview that started with "you're not experienced enough so we're not hiring you." Guess what I sent along with my application. Take a wild fucking guess. A resume. Which lists alllll of my work experience. Why tf did ge waste my time and money inviting me for an interview??
Three weeks ago I got invited for an interview where the first thing they said was "we don't really have the funds for more employees." But they took my application seriously, even having me work there for two days to see how I meshed with the team. So I assumed maybe there was still a chance. It's three weeks later now and after waiting to get a call, I call them. "Yeah, so we looked at our finances again and we really can't afford to add another employee." Look at your finances before you waste three weeks of my time! I didn't send out any applications during those three weeks because I liked this business and the colleagues, and I really wanted to work there! Why are people so stupid about thisssssss
#rant post#sorry for the negativity I'm just so perplexed at how little they seem to care about this shit
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Playing Payday 2 with @ninjaredhead simulator

Not to put my younger sister on blast publicly on the Internet
But I'm about to do exactly that
She has since:
-broken this down record (13 in one game!!)
-gotten downed whilst trying to melee a taser with her fists (it should be noted that she had ample ammo on her person when this occurred)
-somehow attracted nearly every cop on the map in every single one of the heists we've run together without fail
-gotten us physically trapped in the GO bank vault
-somehow warped a loot bag across the map while it was actively being carried?? (It should be noted that we don't actually know how that happened, I'm just blaming her for it because I was on the other side of a building)
-observed a taser leap into a wall and vanish
-caused the Longfellow to collide with two objects that neither end of the car was facing (how)
And
-caused the Longfellow to go sideways (how???)
She's doing great on one hand but on the other hand hot damn
#payday#payday 2#payday 3#doodle#drawing#art#traditional drawing#traditional sketch#jacket payday 2#jacket hotline miami#oh yeah the Frankenstein-lookin skeleton is just my loadout#anyways I'm simultaneously extremely proud and incredibly perplexed#right she also did successfully melee like five whole tasers so what do I know?
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🌸 is so immensely likeable.... do you ever just like someone so much all the time
#they have such good qualities#theyre so thoughtful and nice and fun to talk to#yesterday they received and looked at an email about the *PATHOGEN EXPOSURE INCIDENT* that happened to them last week#while i was talking to them about somethign truly inane and silly basically just for the recreational love of talking to 🌸#and i was like 'oh sorry' and let them read for a second and then they looked back up and we continued talking#i immediately forgot it happened#and then about ten minutes later after id left the room they came to find me#and held my hands and said so so seriously#''im so sorry i read my email instead of listening to you. it was so rude of me. i'm sorry i did that to you. i hope you're not too hurt''#--you know. that they read the email about the BIOSAFETY LEVEL 3 PATHOGEN CONTAINMENT FAILURE#while i was in the middle of discussing my conflicted feelings about rigid heddle looms for the third time.#i eventually managed to explain that this was an extraordinarily sweet and outrageously unnecessary apology about an incident i could not#have been less bothered by#like i. i do think you should read the email about changes to BL3 PATHOGEN CONTAINMENT actually#but. you know. the cutest and most thoughtful person on earth will sometimes do such charming things as this.#[to be clear theyre basically 100% definitely fine re: the pathogen]#box opener#girlfriend tag#even now i am still charmed and perplexed by this. what a perfectly enchanting creature
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