One of my least-appreciated jokes is that during the final boss fight in Bioshock, if you move too quickly during the chase sequence, Fontaine will get stuck in an animation, which stops him from taking damage.
Essentially, Atlas bugged.
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I'm sorry but the "small gay nerd" tag on that sketch made me laugh way too hard-
:3
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one time when I was gardening, I pulled up a zucchini that had the shape of a squash so I showed it to my mom and said "look! it's a TRANSplant :D"
she didn't laugh...
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Broke (2016): BBC Sherlock is a phenomenal piece of media and anything that seems like a flaw just hasn't been fully explored yet
Woke (2020): BBC Sherlock is an incredibly flawed series run by an egotistical writer, it never deserved the hype and is actively bad on so many fronts (especially representation)
Bespoke (2024): BBC Sherlock is flawed and bogged down by increasingly poor writing, which many fans refused to see while it was airing, leading to hugely misplaced expectations (particularly for the final series), AND it has the seeds of some compelling characterizations and portrayals, some genuinely solid performances, and touches--albeit imperfectly--on complexities that are still being discussed today (particularly as it relates to the relationship between Sherlock and John). The huge cultural impact of the show has created a massive pendulum effect in its public perception, leading to most people today remembering a caricature of the show (whether positive or negative) rather than appreciating its nuanced merits and failings...that being said Season 4 sucked
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Me: "I have written a PG-13 rated crew-focused fic for the OFMD Big Bang, and therefore it will get very little attention but that's fine, I had fun writing it."
Fic: *received zero comments in the first 24 hours of being up*
Me:
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Here's a snacc.
There's a snacc.
Everywhere a snacc, snacc.
Dragon lost the snacc.
But cat got him bacc.
So now the snacc snacks...
…on a snackity snack!
Bonus:
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it's always "gavin stop shaking that protein shake like you're jacking it off" and never "how was the protein shake did it taste good"
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i made a joke abt getting fucked raw today n my husband's adhd ass was mesmerized by the tv. being the ex-theater kid i am, i was like "excuse me sir you did not appreciate how funny i am. you said you loved the letter i wrote to you because it was innocent and raw. like the way you fuck me." and then i felt satisfied leaving cause i got the attention i deserved, the reaction was just a plus tbh.
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I've been busy, not busy in the typical sense but I've been quite occupied with many things, writing, reading, jerking off, learning German, crocheting, looking at other kinds of art, focusing so much brain power on character analysis all god damn day, little bit of bideo game, seeing extended family, brushing my teeth every day, hard pressed to fit in a whole lot else in there as much as I would love to engage in every god damn creative outlet and the like, I'm completely driven by divine inspiration and sudden bursts of motivation and energy, otherwise I'm a corpse who can't do anything hashtag adhd
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