Gtfo right now. Buck came to see Abby during the full moon and he's talking about gravity pulling people together and she's like it's not science. So he says maybe it's magic. AND YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAID BEING WITH SOMEONE WAS LIKE MAGIC?! EDDIE DIAZ THAT'S WHO!!
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Pov; you and Ren are making out, you pull on their hair and BOOM it all comes off. You're confused and you pull away only to realize that this wasn't Ren... it was.....
NEIL CICIEREGA AKA LEMON DEMON!?!??!?!?!?😱😨🥶🤧🍋👹
"Oh that's crazy because," Before Ren Neil Cicierega can even blink, you also pull off your wig to reveal Krow underneath. "Y-You scammed me a-a-and stole m-my money! I d-didn't forget!"
(in case you forgot)
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oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)
oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.
oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.
oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.
EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things
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His name is Buck.. a buck is a male deer.... Bambi is a male deer......
9-1-1 3.08 // Bambi (1942)
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one of these days i am going to get herman melville's name right on the first try. i am going to say "herman", and then i'm going to say "melville", and i'm not going to have to stop myself in the middle of "merman hellville" and start over. not today, though. but hopefully soon. maybe tomorrow.
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Hey, Aziraphale turned the Bentley yellow, right? All yellow. Bright yellow. Do you think yellow's his favorite color? Why do you think yellow is his favorite color :)
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I'm starting to think asagiri and gege exchanged mangas... that's why nobara came back. because asagiri is writing it. and everyone in bsd is getting glooped because it's in gege's hands
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Choose your character:
[Nikto] [König] -[Ghost]-
Simon Riley who has a chest so wide and hearty that it can just barely fit into the old button up shirt that he found just to meet up for your date. Sure the buttons were yellowing and the shirt stretched thin, if not transparent on his sides. But ah. He didn't really have any better options especially since he's asked you out somewhere fancy. He just doesn't wanna embarrass you. :(
And so it comes to no surprise to Simon that the shirt turns instantly transparent when he spilled his water. Just trying to get some hydration pre-date and here he was. Already making a fool of himself and you haven't even arrived!
Perfect timing for you though. A perfect view for the eyes, a fully flushed and flustered Ghost, trying not so shamefully to dry his shirt. Water already spreading down to his abdomen. The fabric sticking to his skin and detailing every inch of his skin, especially his chest in perfect view.
Dabbing at it with a dry tissue paper scrunched up in his hands, every light touch and caress just making the muscle of his chest bounce and dent. The softness making your mouth water as you approach him. Eyes widening pathetically as he notices you, tears brimming over his embarrassment yet his eyes struggle to avoid you. His blush escaping the mask as he tries to mumble off some random excuse of how he got his shirt wet. Not that you notice how he was already drooling too at the sight of you.
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no because WHERE did the """fiancé""" even fucking COME FROM. am i missing something in the vid where he had reason to pull the word fiancé out as a reference but there's NOTHING. NOTHING IN THE FUCKING VIDEO ABOUT MARRIAGE OR ENGAGEMENT LITERALLY NOTHING AT ALL.
philip michael lester are you TRYING to jumpscare us on purpose? or are you trying to prime us for... nay.... i shan't suggest something so... and just before pride month....
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Mentor & his successor
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Wait, one more thing:
D-Do you think John actually said it to Arthur? That he's his everything? 🥹
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Tommy Kinard is totally Buck's type.
His initials are TK, just like Taylor Kelly and, ahem, that firefighter in Texas.
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It's 1982 -> hey girl hey is not a common english phrasing in this time period -> stoats learned human 20 years ago when they first got irradiated but haven't talked to humans since -> stoat and human linguistic patterns evolved differently -> stoat linguistics evolved hey girl hey decades before human linguistics did
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