#IM ALIIIIIIIVE

[unhappy-sometimes]

Laughin

yo bro who got you smiling like that?

them <3

what’re they so happy about?

[tiredtriedfailures]

ALERT I DREAMT OF MY BLORBOS

[cadavpurr]

Literally right after i made this tweet I got into my boiling hot shower without turning the fan on and not once did i think “hm since im on my period which usually gives me really intense heat flashes i should probably have the water a little colder! or turn the fan on!! this will surely keep me from passing out!” so i stepped in the shower and passed out

I need a heating pad planted under my skin and put directly on top of my uterus to survive

[abbenai]

IM ALIIIIIIIVE and skimble is chasing his tail its so cute

[lucamisu]

BIRTHDAY

IM ALIIIIIIIVE, IM BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!

[tonycries]

Hi Tony! You don’t have to reply to this but I just want to let you know that your writing has kept me aliiiiiiive the past few weeks!! Since i broke up with my partner ive been throwing myself into jjk and im so happy ive found your tumblr and your wonderful work. Thank you thank you thank you. Sending you love from here.

Aww sending you all the love n best wishes <33 I'm so happy I can help you in any way, thank you for reading lovely!! 💕💕

[purpl3sub01]

IM ALIIIIIIIVE!!!

i remembred this account existed! But now, this account will be more roblox focused

[dima-lfc]

TRENT DUMP IM ALIIIIIIIVE

[lunaray105]

I HATE HOW IM TRYING TO LOOK AT AN ORIGINAL POST AND I ACCIDENTALLY LIKE IT NOOOO I CANT LET PEOPLE KNOOOW IM ALIIIIIIIVE

[fighterpilotshrimp]

That one inevitable skit

[Everyone’s standing around a broken F-22 miniature] AWACS Bandog: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know. Talisman: I did it, I broke- AWACS Bandog: No, no you didn’t. Cipher? Cipher: Don’t look at me, look at Pixy. Pixy: What? I didn’t break it.  Cipher: Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken? Pixy: Because it’s sitting right in front of us. And it’s broken. Cipher: Muy sospechoso. Pixy: No, it’s not. Shamrock: If it matters, Count was the last one to use it. Count: WHAT? I don’t even fly the F-22! Shamrock: Oh, really? Then what were you doing next to the miniatures earlier? Count: I like looking at them from up close! Everyone knows that, Sham- Talisman: Okay, let’s not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bandog. AWACS Bandog: NO! Who broke it? Cipher: Bandog... Trigger’s been awfully quiet. Trigger: OH, REALLY?!  [Aviators start arguing] AWACS Bandog: I broke it. It hurt my hand, so I slammed it on the ground. I predict 10 minutes from now they’ll be stealing their aircraft to have a dogfight with war paint on their faces. [Bandog looks back at the squadron arguing] AWACS Bandog: Good. They were getting along too well. 

[pinkseong]

SF9_FANCLUB: SF9 2022 SEASON'S GREETINGS IMAGE TEASER - COLOR 21.11.29 Sales open.

[chronically-inflamed]

It’s been like 80000 years - so sup fuckers. How we all doing? We all still chill? We all in the middle of dumpster fires? Either way I’m very much in a dumpster fire but hey I’ve grown to like the heat. So that’s cool that’s cool 😩😂

[ask-katotter]

Cryptid

[chaosinstigator]

DANCING MALEC

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSGFSBSNSJXJAJAHABAHAAHNA THIS IS IT GAYS IVE UNLOCKED THE SHRIMP EMOTIONS HOLY SHIT FUCKINH OH NY GODD HAHAHAHHAGA

OH MY GOD THE GAY PIRATES SHOW

[iwt-v]

Have you? Wanted to [kiss anyone]? Yes. Well who? When? Everytime I come here.