#IM HAVING AN ANEURYSM

[nashvillethotchicken]

[bellamygate]

something something red thread of fate tying phee to non something red string bracelets

[thecryptidart1st]

….Am I legally entitled to one free punch to Scott Cawthon’s face after the recent FNAF theory? Because I feel like I’m entitled to one free punch to Scott Cawthon’s face

[corvus-inspector]

The reason I love this site so much is because someone can ask

"Am I having an aneurysm?" and the answer given will always be yes

It's not that fact itself but rather the general philosophy behind it that I treasure. anyways it's like.... 5:41 AM soooo i'm NOT going to sleep, gotcha!

[natjennie]

"he was my bodyguard. he was the best man at my wedding. he was my friend" "to be a vampire is my dream, to be your familiar would be my honor" "we have a long history guillermo" "I know you better than almost anybody" IS ANYONE LISTENING CAN ANYONE HEAR ME HELLO HELLO IS ANYBODY THERE

[borifle]

pike: Percy? there are two souls bound to this body… and one of them is Delilah Briarwood.

percival fredrickstein von musel klossowski de rolo III:

[hero-of-the-twlight]

🔮Good luck Spell for the New Year🔮

BODY GOALS 

FIT FIRE 

PECS HARD 

FEELING FIRE 

THE TIP OF MY DICK EVEN HARDER

[alpacinosgf]

sorry to the tumblr censors in advance I have to gif the tony sex scene where he's fucking the girl doggy style over his desk

[frenchublog]

[buk-kakyoin]

Gwendolyn Bouchard, a bourgeois-encrusted dumbass who glimmers like an orphan's last penny every time she's congratulated for being shat out of the sky with a silver spoon in her mouth, is one of my favorite characters in TMAGP so far. Not necessarily because she's relatable or because I'm rooting for her(although I am rooting for her to get her shit together), but because she's such a good example of people like her. People who will stop at nothing to get whatever the hell they want, buoyed only by the assurance that they are the "right kind" of person to have it by pedigree, whether they truly understand the full scope of what they're getting or not. People who, furthermore, cannot fathom that trusting an authority figure like the Minister is probably a worse fucking choice over Lena by a mile, even if Lena is doing terrible things. Like, Gwen just tattled on Lena to Trevor Fuckwit Herbert, Minister to Shithead Affairs and Nefarious Governmental Misdeeds, a guy meant to oversee a department that contracts murderous supernatural creatures to do murderous supernatural jobs, and if it turns out Lena is on some Gertrude shit trying to resteict the OIAR's functionality and is the only thing keeping Mr. Bonzo from using Gwen like a teething ring, I'm going to lose my absolute goddamn mind. I love her so much.

[always-a-joyful-note]

Enstars sure is an experience. Did I miss anything?

[doodles-with-noodles]

I thought this haircut would look cute on book Hiccup for ages but I couldn’t draw hair back then. Now I can and hit you with whatever-this-hairstyle is :)

[cat-mentality]

One day people on this forsaken site will realize Cellbit is not nearly as trusting and naive as he makes himself to be, and that is the day I will finally be at peace.

Cellbit knows he isn't trusted!

He has known this since the very moment he got back and he acts accordingly because this man values trust and loyalty more than anything and he knows how to protect himself, it's just that the way he chose to go about it is not the way people expected.

The Order is an open secret. Because Cellbit wants it to be. He wants people to be included in the investigation, he wants to show them that they are trying to go against the Federation, that they are the problem and leaving the Island should be a main goal. Even if some of the members are so very obviously very fine with said Federation he still wants them to know what is going on.

Foolish is a friend. We all joke that Cellbit is his biggest apologist and honestly I think there is a bit of truth here in the way Cellbit remembers how, even in the middle of his darkest moment, Foolish was still there, he was one of the people who didn't judge him for any of his actions and that is a very important ally to have.

I think Cellbit also understands that Silly Guy Foolish is much more clever than anyone gives him credit for, and much darker as well, and in the end he will choose the side that benefits him and his family more.

And Cellbit wants that side to be the Order, not only as "fuck you" to the Federation, but because he sees a friend in Foolish. Is he someone he really trusts with all his secrets? Absolutely no, but he is someone he cares about and care for him is very tightly connected to trust.

And Jaiden!!!!! Cellbit knows Jaiden is very fond of Cucurucho but she is also someone he cares about, someone who is also very dear to his husband, and he also knows very well what loneliness can push you to do. He doesn't want her to feel excluded because he understands that will be the quickest way of shoving her into the Federation's arms.

So he keeps her close. He shows her the games the Federation plays with them, he exposes their cruelty and manipulation, he offers her a place and he hopes that it will be enough.

Cellbit has experience with how quickly things can go downhill in a group when he refuses to share knowledge with people, when he tries to control them. And he is not that man anymore, he is not the man who isolates himself to the point he has no one to watch his back.

But there are very few people who Cellbit trusts with his darkest secrets, with all the information he has collected. Richas, Roier and Forever. Those are the people who he knows have his back, the ones who would never willingly betray him as long as they could and those are the people Cellbit allows access to his true investigation, mas has a literal hidden room in his castle to store the important things he finds and that literally only his close family even knows that exists.

He doesn't show all his cards even if he does share much of what he finds- The truly sensitive shit? The mysteries without a conclusion? Those Cellbit keeps close to his chest, to be shared as the need arrives, if it ever does.

And also, Cellbit is fucking good liar.

So good in fact that he has managed to trick everyone into thinking he is a bad one. So when he does have to actually lie nobody bats an eye because they don't believe he is capable of lying so easily.

[septembermonologues]

the besties are crafting!!!!!!

[spampai]

Talk Your Way Out!: The Reboot (Preview) :)

It’s back + 100 Followers Special!

A manga filled with comedy, mystery and uncanniness on the journey of two creatures: the self-contained Surgeon and the emotionally-unstable Sheriff! Witness the beginning and the end as they unravel their problems to progress through their adventure in the deep, dark kindergarten and their old friends and foes to defeat the former prince that shattered their kingdom apart. Will they succeed, or fall into his hands? Read to find out!

Thank you all for 100 followers!! I’m really happy to be a part of the community and I hope this lil’ gift will make your day! Stay true to your goals, have a positive mindset and be happy!!

This is something to celebrate the fantastic world of Garten Of Banban, including every character, exploration and interactions imaginable! Remaking the entire story with all the concepts and ideas in mind, it will take place before the Kingdom became a mess, and will time-skip to the aftermath events of GOBB 7. Not only will it be about these two characters, other characters’ stories and relationships will be explored. This features stories such as tragedies, the past, and friendship bonds with a twist of truth and scare!

New features include:

-New formatting! Along with a numbering system!

-More perspectives and angles for better dynamics!

-Instead of Parts, it’ll be multiple short chapters!

-Timeline will be provided as there will be a time skip, providing you all with a brief summary of all the previous games before GOBB 7!

As always, thanks you and enjoy the art!

[thereweredragonshere]

Not to brag or anything but act 3 of arcane s2 comes out on my birthday