#INSERT GROSS SOBBING HERE

[anachronistic-falsehood]

oh i am NOT going to be normal about qcellbit now that i know the full extent of his backstory. kid who was in survival games and ate people to survive, ended up in prison for terrible heinous crimes and hurt countless people while in prison, somehow found his way to love and communication island and met the guy he used to know way back as a teenager and ended up with a family and a husband and a son and so so many friends and maybe he can put his dark past behind him and and and

[hecksupremechips]

My ass was trying so hard not to jump up and down with glee playing yttd with my sister and getting to the shin reveal I was like MY GUY MY FUNNY LAD MY SILLY RABBIT

[lululeighsworld]

"Softly, softly, he hummed an old soldier's cadence as her fists balled in his hair by the nape of his neck."

[helldustedstories]

@fizzarollitm asked: SO first off, you write Stolas so well its kind of unreal like oh ok hi canon bird-man. I love the way you address dialogue in a your reply (Something I am lowkey stealing im sorry, its so god as a writing partner) and overall your ability to build tension and emotion is w o n d e r f u l. I am def going to bother your other muses (I am staring @ ur husk)

send ✨ if you like my writing oh no compliments; I have made a mistake // accepting

Oh. Oh. CLARKE, you made me cry with this, oh my god. It means SO MUCH; I just adore you and all of your muses; I love writing with you so much, and I just....I'm just gonna be over here in my corner because this is SO SWEET. (and PLEASE bother everyone; I will happily give them all to you.)

[tomurawr44]

FINDING TENKO BEFORE AFO HCS!

A/N: i hate you little gross boy tenko..ugh!! go eat a soup ugly! (I will probably be making 2-3 side pieces based off of this!)

warnings: fluff.. :sob:

he's so inlove with you it's not even funny, he follows you around like you have your own personal tail.

he sleeps beside you until he's around 8-10yrs old before he decided he was 'too big' to be in the same bed as you, (he still comes in sometimes)

you've sparked his hope that heroes are still the same people as he thought they were, although it's a little different now, he'll ask for All might merch here and there but he does like different heroes.

speaking of heroes, he makes you play All Might while he's either a sidekick or civilian, sometimes he'll be All might too to show how he saw you on the day that you saved him.

he loves helping out with chores, like i said he's REALLY clingy and wants any bit of approval from you.

that being said, he will grow up a little spoiled but a huge (parent)'s boy, he does get bullied for it a little though ):

he once got into a fight with other students because they were picking on how you looked (you know how cruel kids can be)

he'll come to you for help with anything and if you have any illnesses/injuries (chronic or longtime, or even just a cold,) he'll freak out and act like you'll die, ESPECIALLY when he was younger, there's a bunch of times he's cried over this.

he is an ipad kid.

he plays alot of games on it, but once he got older you realized how toxic the gaming space was (if you weren't a past gamer yourself) and tried to get him to stop but he saw how worried you were and tried to keep it a secret instead.

easily jealous of ANYONE! adults? that's his parent! not your friend! other kids? that's his parent! not yours!

helping him come over his quirk was a little scary (and pricey) but now with his specialized gloves he's not afraid to hug you anymore <3

he loves it when you give him baths or help apply medicine to his itches, even though it rarely itches anymore, he still loves it.

please give him some TLC, especially on that ugly lil' frog face of his. he loves hugs, any kind of physical affection makes him so happy because your not afraid of him.

please don't baby him infront of his friends, don't wipe his cheeks, don't cut the crusts off of his sandwich, don't take the meat off the bones for him, he loves you dearly but he's put on a tough guy act at school, don't let it show that he's really a big softie inside!

he loves onezies(?).

if you have any pets like a corgi, he's gonna call it something stupidly cute. 'MonMon', 'fluffy' 'small', 'little (insert animal)'.

please get him an emotional support corgi omg.

go eat a soup ugly

—Ake 2024

[turtletaubwrites]

Slipping Away ~ Part 27

This is part 27 of the poly series 'We've All Got Needs,' linked below:

Pairings: Zoro x Fem!Reader, Sanji x Fem!Reader x Robin

Word Count: 4261

We've All Got Needs Masterlist

Ao3 Link (Ch. 17 of We've All Got Needs cont.)

!!SPOILER WARNING!! Spoilers for the anime for the Water 7/Enies Lobby arc (through episode 307).

Summary: More dangers block your path as the Straw Hats keep pushing to free Robin. Help arrives in unexpected ways.

Rating/Warnings: AFAB!Reader, She/Her Pronouns for Reader, Reader-Insert, Polyamory, Canon Typical Violence, Blood, Injuries, (Including Reader), Pet Names, Cigarettes (they're gross, don't smoke), Swearing, Angst, Fear, Heights, Nausea, Throwing Up (just heaving, nothing comes out), Drowning, Reader is not doing great, Dizziness, Explosions, Fear of Death, Hurt/Comfort

A/N: Hi y'all, I'm so sorry about the wait! These chapters following the arc have been taking me longer, and I got distracted with other stories/requests. But I'm here now! The next update will be out within a week, as well as an extra scene. Thank you so much for being patient with me 🙏🏼🖤

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Blood splattered on the ground as Usopp dragged himself to all fours, his wrecked body stiff, yet shaking.

“I’m sorry, Sanji,” he coughed, more blood spreading around him. “I tried, but I couldn’t…”

A silent sob left your throat as Nami struggled to guide your pathetic, limp body. Your limbs were dead after clinging for your life for so long, and you hated that you couldn’t help Usopp off the ground.

“You’re alive, that’s what matters,” Sanji declared, his voice rough with emotion. Water dripped from his blonde hair as his eyes flicked to you for a moment, before comforting your friend. “Everyone has things that they can do and things that they can’t.”

The lump in your throat did not help to reduce your frustration at your uselessness. 

“Yeah, but,” Usopp mumbled, the wobble in his voice like a punch to the gut.

“Look outside,” Sanji commanded, Pointing through the gaping hole in the stone wall. The sight of those massive gates fell like a weight on your heart. A weight that stole your breath as it started to open, the huge metal slabs moving slowly, but not slowly enough.

“Robin,” Nami whispered, saying the name that you couldn’t with your dry throat.

“If those gates open up, and Robin goes through them,” Sanji warned, “we won’t have any way to follow her. She’ll cross waters infested with sea kings, then there’s the undersea prison, or the navy headquarters. Everywhere on the other side of those gates is beyond our reach. We’ll lose her forever.”

Sanji came to you, taking you from Nami’s arms to hold you against him for a moment. Your feet were getting a bit steadier, but his warmth was too much. You wanted to push him away as he kissed your temple, the tenderness shoving you closer to that edge of falling to pieces. 

“This is the worst situation, but in every situation, even one as bad as this, there’s always a chance,” he comforted, his eyes on Usopp as he helped you step toward Nami. 

She handed you her Clima-Tact, giving up her weapon for you to use as a makeshift cane before she pulled Usopp to his feet. His blood stained her clothes as she supported some of his weight with his bandaged arm around her shoulders. 

Sanji leaned in close to the sniper, reaching to touch his shoulder, but let his hand fall before gripping the wounded flesh.

“I'm gonna stay here, and do what you can’t do. We’ll get those keys. You need to do what I can’t do.”

“Huh,” Usopp questioned, head tilting toward the cook. 

“Think carefully, read the situation,” Sanji commanded, his rough voice giving you chills as the wolf man stalked ever closer. “As long as we have you there’s still a chance we can save Robin. You hear me, Usopp?”

Your bloodied friend started shaking, his question interrupted by a howl. 

You heard the metal slash of blades as Zoro battled the giraffe man, and in an instant the wolf was on Sanji, your lover yelling for you to leave as he blocked the attack.

“Come on, we gotta go,” Nami ordered with a grunt, fighting Usopp’s struggle to call for Sanji.

“Ow, Nami,” he complained as she yanked at him, “I’m still injured.”

“Well, staying here and getting killed will hurt more,” she scolded, their stumbling forms moving past you. 

Your boys. Teetering with the Clima-Tact, you couldn’t tear your eyes away from their fights. Battling agents of CP9, devil fruit users.

Blood, and broken stone, and hits that made you cringe.

Robin.

They can win. We need to save her. 

Your movements were agonizingly slow, the makeshift cane slipping in your hands. Wiping your blood and dust stained palms on your shirt, you gritted your teeth, following Nami and Usopp out into the center stairway of the tower as fast as you could manage. 

The trek down the stairs had barely started when Usopp pulled away from Nami. He was limping, but practically buzzing with a manic gleam in his eyes.

“I get it!”

“Get what,” you called as he started rushing back up the stairs. 

“We can save Robin. As long as I’m here we can save her, damnit,” he declared with more true confidence than you’d ever heard from him before. Chills ran along your skin as the wounded sniper turned to face you, issuing a command that you had to follow. 

“Let’s go!”

Nami took her weapon back, offering you her shoulder as Usopp’s burst of energy sent him scampering away faster than you could have gone on your own.

“Fuck, I’m slowing you down,” you hissed, fighting for your body to move, your head still reeling from that antler ride you’d like to forget.

“Didn’t you hear Sanji’s speech,” Nami scolded, supporting your sluggish steps. “We’re a crew, Y/N. Helping each other is what we do, stupid.”

Her comforting words pulled a small smile from your lips that was quashed almost immediately as you struggled up the endless stairs. Usopp’s cheerful yells pushed you forward, and your legs were slowly feeling steadier. It seemed your headache was the biggest issue, dizziness staying with you as your limbs relearned how to function. 

Stepping into the sun was brutal. The light gray stone of the tower almost glowed beneath your feet, and you pulled away from Nami to cover your eyes from the glare. She wrapped your hand around her weapon again, moving ahead of you to watch Usopp at the edge.

You couldn’t get too close as your new fear of heights started closing your throat, so you stayed back. The bridge cut across the water in the distance, leading toward that now open gate, those massive metal doors like a gate to hell.

A hell that Robin was being dragged toward. 

“I see her,” Usopp cried out, prepping his new weapon. With Kabuto held in front of him, and his broken mask still showing rays around his face, Usopp's shadow really did look like some mythical warrior.

Nami took your free hand, inching you closer, but you had to take it back. Holding it above your eyes to cut the glare, you stared at the bridge, desperate to see her.

You saw people. Very small people. Marines in white moving across the bridge.

“Watch this,” Usopp commanded, humming his silly Sniper King song as he lined up his shot.

An urge to stop him tore through you. It was too far away, how could he see her, let alone aim to ensure she wouldn’t be hit?

But he was your friend, even if he wasn’t part of your crew anymore. You trusted him, but still held your breath.

Then you saw her. 

Two of those figures weren’t in white. One charged across the stone in a billowing, dark cloak. The other was in gleaming black, being dragged along the ground by the first.

This pathetic fucking man child. This scumbag that already didn’t deserve to open his stupid mouth again.

Spandam was dragging Robin behind him like she was trash. You wanted to rip his mask off, and smash his stupid mouth into the stone until he choked on his teeth. 

“Get him,” you growled.

“On it.”

The terror of waiting was replaced with pride and sick pleasure at the sight of that small, cloaked figure being blown away from Robin. You hoped that the smoke erupting around his head was enough to strangle the air from his lungs. 

Usopp hit him again, Spandam’s body flying down the steps of the bridge. And the sniper didn’t stop, sending blast after blast as those marines in white scattered, their shouts carrying across the water. 

Without meaning to, your voice joined Nami’s, cheering for Usopp as he wreaked havoc on your enemies. The praise seemed to set him on fire, his shots flying faster, laughter on his lips, singing his song while he blew them away. 

“Look,” Nami yelled, pointing toward that figure in black. 

Robin had broken away from the chaos, and was stumbling as she ran away from that gate. Toward you.

“Usopp!”

You cried out, ice filling your veins while the marines stood in a line as they faced her. It was hard to see clearly, especially with your head still pounding, but you knew what those movements meant. 

They were going to shoot her down.

Usopp kept shooting, but there were too many. There was no way he could take them all down in time. 

The three of you screamed for her as she fell to her knees.

You couldn’t look. You couldn’t look away. You could only scream her name, and hope that she heard you. That she knew she wasn't alone. 

The moment before the shots were fired lasted a century. A century in which you were trapped in stone, forced to watch and wait, helpless again. 

Your eyes almost shut when the sound of death exploded from that line of guns. But if they had, you wouldn’t have seen it. The moment that filled you with more forgiveness and gratitude than you’d ever felt before. 

Franky. 

The man whose family had stolen from your crew, who’d hurt Usopp. The pervy cyborg whose family was now fighting at your side. 

This strange man that you barely knew was standing in front of Robin, shielding her from the marines. He held his arms out, and took every single bullet that was meant for your love. For Robin.

“Hey! Sniper King? Needy?”

Zoro’s voice called up from what sounded like not too far down, but you couldn’t stick your head over the ledge to find out. 

“We’ve got the rest of the keys. Catch, and send them to Franky,” Sanji commanded as your eyes returned to the bridge. Franky was still standing, still protecting her.

“Can you do that, Sniper King,” Sanji questioned, his voice filled with his belief in your former crewmate. 

“Of course! Just throw the–”

“Catch,” Zoro yelled before a tied up bit of cloth came flying in front of Usopp.

Usopp caught it easily, tossing it in his hand.

“There’s more than keys in this.”

Usopp made you even dizzier as he leaned over to question the boys. 

“We stole a snail off an agent,” Sanji’s voice carried up “You still have one right?”

“Yes,” you choked out, confirming that it had survived the monster ride with you.

“Fucking shoot it already,” Zoro yelled.

Nami untied the bundle in Usopp’s hand, adding the remaining keys before securing it, nodding at the sniper.

Everyone was silent as he aimed. This shot would mean her freedom.

“Franky! Robin!”

You were shouting in the poor snail’s face, until Franky turned to pick up that tied up cloth.

“Robin!”

“Y/N?”

“Oh gods, Robin,” you sighed through your tears. 

Nami took the snail from your shaky fingers as she smoothed her hand along your back. 

“All the keys are in the bundle. Franky, please unlock her!”

“Got it, but how did y’all–”

“Thank you, long-nose,” Robin interrupted. There was joy in her voice. Joy.  “That was wonderful.”

“It was the least I could do,” Usopp declared in that silly, pompous voice. If he wasn’t so close to the edge of the building, you would have hugged him. “The true heroes are those who fought to retrieve those keys from the enemy. The Straw Hats will be proud to have you back. Hold your head up high, and meet them with a smile when all of this has ended.” 

“Right,” Robin agreed, and even from a distance, you could see when she was freed. She stretched her arms above her head before pulling them down in front of her, and you knew exactly what was coming next.

“Seis Fleur.”

That powerful voice echoed through the transponder snail, just as a cloaked figure made its way to the front of the marines. 

“I’ve been waiting a long time to do this,” Robin purred, arms sprouting from his dark clothes as she smacked the shit out of Spandam.

“Fuck yeah,” you cheered, hearing the cacophony of slaps, and the whimpering cries of that sniveling piece of shit. 

The remaining marines scattered, rightfully fleeing in terror from her power. 

“Alright, let’s move,” Franky ordered with a laugh. “Get your asses over here. I’ll get everything ready for ya. We’re gonna bail.”

“Got it,” Nami agreed, storing the snail while Usopp called down.

“Did you guys hear that? Robin’s free, Franky says–”

“Get down here already, Sniper King,” Sanji yelled. 

You were squeezing the sides of your head, trying to relieve some of the pressure. The relief poured through your body, but almost made you feel more off balance. 

“Ha, everything went according to my plan,” Usopp hummed as he limped toward the stairs. He stopped abruptly, making Nami grumble as she almost ran into him. 

“What’s that,” he wondered, almost under his breath. “I swear I heard something.”

“Come on, we’ve gotta–”

Nami’s demand was cut short, all of you hunching and covering your ears as an explosion went off. It was easy to spot, a huge plume of black smoke rising from the metal fence surrounding the island. A marine ship firing on it’s own base. 

“These psychos are really going to destroy their own fucking island, and kill all their own people because some dumbass pushed a button,” you seethed, hearing the boys calling for you. 

Nausea rose as you neared that ledge again. 

“Things have gotten serious, Needy,” Zoro urged, making you bravely peek down at him on the balcony below while Nami held your hand. “Hurry up, and jump down from there. We need to go now.”

“Jump,” you choked, glad that Usopp cut in to be cowardly for you.

“Is that supposed to be a joke? I don’t have the same kind of freakish superhuman strength that you guys have, alright. And my bravery is not the life risking kind. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m a normal super hero not a super super hero–”

“Don’t be babies,” Nami teased. “We’re almost home.”

Nami called down before leaping off the edge. 

“I’m fine,” she shouted as you looked over to see Sanji setting her down on her feet. “Come on, it was fu–”

At first you thought your body was fucking with you, all the looking down bringing that terror up. The crushing sound, the slipping of your unsteady feet, until there was nothing. Nothing holding you, nothing touching you, just you hanging onto the Clima-Tact as you spun. 

The rough scrape of broken stone flying across your legs tore your eyes open, but you closed them immediately. 

All that clinging, all that hell you went through to keep yourself from falling, and now you were falling to your death.

At least you got to hear your boys one last time, your name screamed from their lips.

It wasn’t stone.

The dreaded moment of impact came, along with the deep groan of whoever had caught you. 

“Needy, are you–”

“putmedownputmedown.”

The Clima-Tact clattered to the stone of the balcony, and the top of the tower finished crashing to the ground while you fought to crawl away. Zoro’s warm hands were just another sensation too many. 

But those hands held your hair back while you tried to throw up, soft voices floating around you as your head fought to split open. You whimpered as nothing came out, just spinning nausea, and your memory failing you as you tried to recall the last time you ate. 

“Hey, you’re okay,” he soothed, pulling you against his chest after your empty retches had turned into frantic breaths. “We have to go now, Needy.”

As he pulled you to your feet, Nami was there, rubbing your arm as she checked on you. She offered you her weapon, but Zoro shook his head.

“I’m sorry, Needy, but we need to go faster than you can walk. Do you want me to carry you in my arms, or do you wanna ride on my back?”

Nausea rolled in at the thought, but you bit the inside of your cheek, motioning for his back. You saw Sanji and Usopp having the same debate, Usopp wincing as he moved. 

“If you hadn’t torn my bandages–”

“If I hadn’t caught you, we would have had sniper crepes for lunch. Just get on,” Sanji demanded, until the five of you moved on three sets of feet. 

Down those endless stairs, the sky burned through the roof that was no longer there. The rhythmic bouncing of Zoro’s body had you clenching your teeth, closing your eyes to fight the spinning.

I’m going to be dizzy for the rest of my life.

If we survive.

You only knew that you had made it to the bottom as the downward falling motion of Zoro’s steps on the stairs shifted to a steady up and down that was still just as bad.

“Please don’t ever pick me up after this, you groaned against Zoro’s shoulder. “I don’t want to be carried anymore. Ever.”

His chuckle was cut short as a familiar voice called out. 

“This way, kiddies,” Kokoro ordered, and you opened your eyes just a bit to see her pointing down a dark corridor. Chopper was back in his normal, small form, his mouth hanging open in sleep as she had him strapped to her hip like some living purse.

“This leads to the bridge, come on!”

There was no time to argue or question. Just heavy steps echoing down the stone hallway that seemed to get colder with every step the swordsman took. 

“Try to pick up the pace, we’re in a hurry here,” Usopp rushed over Sanji’s shoulder.

“I could probably run faster if you were unconscious,” your cook threatened, and you were shocked to feel a weak smile on your lips. 

“How could you talk to your hero that way? Especially when I've been so seriously injured in the line of duty. All six of my ribs are broken!”

“You have more ribs than that,” Zoro huffed, pulling up beside them, “but if you don’t shut up, we’ll break the rest, and make you run. Got it?”

You smiled at Usopp from your carried positions as he kept complaining. Slowly, the feeling of a hammer hitting your brain was starting to lessen.

Not distant enough explosions had you tightening your body around Zoro’s back. 

“We’re almost out.”

His whispered comfort almost sunk in.

“What’s that?”

“I hear something weird down the tunnel.”

Usopp and Nami had spoken at once. The group stared down that cold corridor as you kept heading toward freedom. 

“We don’t have time to go worrying about weird sounds. We’ve gotta make those government jerks pay,” Kokoro said with a cough, still sounding drunk as if she’d been at the bar while you all fought for your lives. 

“Is that–”

“It’s water,” Usopp cried out, cutting Nami off. “Don’t you hear it? We need to run!”

No one stopped. You couldn’t hear anything over the rhythmic slap of feet against stone, and Zoro’s heavy breaths as you rested your head against him.

“We have to turn–”

“We’ve got nowhere else to go,” Sanji huffed, “we need to keep moving no matter–”

“Holy shit,” Nami cursed beside you, her voice breathy as everyone stopped running.

“Hang on, Needy.”

You cracked your eyes open, the horrifying sight matching the sound you could finally hear.

Water. 

Zoro slashed at the stone wall, but even his swords couldn’t break through. 

“We’re underwater, dumbass,” Sanji spat as the group started running the other way.

Running for your lives. 

The stone walls made that rushing sound echo, surrounding you even before the cold death touched your skin.

“I’ve got you,” Zoro promised through gritted teeth while he sprinted ahead.

As he passed your friends, you saw the terror burning through them, sweat dripping from their faces. 

Your mind went hazy, just a little outside of your body as yet another chaotic force threatened those you loved. 

Zoro flipped around as the sound roared too close, gripping your knees against his waist as he took the brunt of that liquid force.

You wished you had stayed dissociated, stayed out of your freezing body. Zoro’s rapid turn had shaken you enough that you took a deep breath, but it took every scrap of energy in you to keep your mouth closed, to not scream into that watery void.

Slipping, slipping away. The spinning torture through the rapid water had you reaching for your aching head, releasing your hold around his shoulders.

Zoro never let go. His hold started to slip, but he clamped down on your legs until they ached.

At least we’ll die together.

Your tears never had a chance, they just mixed with the wave that would drown you all. 

“It’s alright. Just hang in there. I’m not going to let you die.”

A soothing voice washed over you, clear and calm through the flood. All you could do was fight to keep your mouth closed, letting yourself drift to wherever you might end up. 

But something pulled at you, interrupting that chaotic drift. Your eyes opened, but the water burned, the world nothing more than a painful blur. Something had snared you, tugging you closer to Zoro, and you could feel another wriggling body against your side. 

At least we’re all together. 

“I’m swimming as fast as this tail will let me! None of you are gonna die on my watch!”

Kokoro’s voice carried through the water, and you almost cried out, managing to clamp your hands over your lips as the bodies around you seemed to writhe against the shock. 

What the fuck?

But it was too long. You couldn’t hold it. 

The choking pain tore through your chest, the struggle to stay finally fading. 

Just cold.

“Y/N! Y/N!”

Too many hands rolled you onto your side as scorching water tore through your throat. 

Your stinging eyes watched the water that left your lungs as it spread across wood, staining the black clothes of the person holding your hair back.

The person whose many hands held your body, whose voice cracked as she repeated your name. 

“Robin?”

She let out a cry of relief, pulling your body gently as she held you against her chest. 

“Is this real,” you breathed, managing to move your arms to wrap around her.

“It’s real. You saved me.”

You felt the warmth of her cheek against your temple, and if you’d had the energy, you would have wept.

“I didn’t do–” 

“You came for me, Y/N. And you saved me,” Robin countered before you could finish your thought. Many arms held you up so that she could look at you, and tears managed to fall from your tired eyes at the sight of her beautiful face. Stunning, even marred with dirt and blood. 

“I love you too,” she confessed, a wave of fear filling those eyes before she cried it away, laughing before she kissed your cold lips.

It didn’t matter where you were, or how much danger you were still in. Robin was holding you, kissing you. The two of you laughed and sobbed as voices moved around you, orbiting your perfect world. 

“Sweethearts, are you okay?”

Sanji’s rough voice moved closer, and you finally looked around to find yourself on a ship. An empty marine ship, whose deck was covered with your crew, and all the water they’d ripped from their lungs. 

Your cook crawled over, seeming hesitant to get too close. 

Robin reached out, and you smiled at that sweet look of awe on Sanji’s face as he gazed at her. 

“I–”

“I love you, Robin,” Sanji cut her off, racing to touch both of you, a gentle hand on your cheeks. 

“I love you too, Sanji,” she said with a laugh, and your heart melted as they shared their own salty kiss. 

Cannon fire and shouting were distant as the three of you held each other, laughter and tears like a shield from the danger that remained. 

But it wasn’t complete. 

A shiver ran up your neck, a warm vibration pulling your eyes away from Robin and Sanji. 

Zoro sat with his back against the railing, giving you a small smile as you caught him staring. He shook his head when you held out your hand. 

A frown pulled at your smiling lips as he mouthed, ‘it’s okay,’ nodding his head toward your other lovers.

“Please,” you whispered, hoping he could see how much you wanted him too. 

How much you needed him. 

He coughed, wiping more water from his brow before he crawled across the deck.

You and Robin clung to each other, laughter and tears still spilling from you. Sanji poured out streams of praise and words of love as he hugged you both from behind Robin’s back.  

Your swordsman came to you, and his soaked body warmed yours as he wrapped his arms around you. He joined the group embrace without flinching away, pressing a wet kiss against your shoulder.

It was all worth it. You’d go through all of that again, just to have this perfect moment. 

All of your lovers holding you close. Safe, if only for the moment. 

All of your crew on this stolen ship, ready to escape this hell.

All of your…

Zoro’s body went rigid, leaving you cold again as he leapt to his feet. 

His words cut through it all. No more laughter or tears could be freed until his question had an answer.

“Where���s Luffy?”

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Part 28

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*Lucifer walked into Heaven’s Embassy for the meeting one week after Extermination Day and was surprised to see Michael there instead of Adam, Michael was considered one of Heaven’s greatest warriors, he was also Lucifer’s identical twin brother, though he still had blue eyes while Lucifer’s changed, Michael wore dark colored robes of a warrior angel*

Lucifer: It is quite a shock to see you here brother, I was expecting to see Adam.

*Michael summoned his angelic sword and gave Lucifer an emotionless look*

Michael: Extermination Day was disappointing this year, less than half of the annual quota. I told Adam if he refused to do Extermination Day or didn’t live up to my expectations I would kill you. No hard feelings brother, but I must kill you. I should probably present your head to Adam so the two of you can be reunited.

*Michael launched himself at Lucifer as the former Angel of Light took a defensive pose, back in Heaven Sera waited until she saw Michael enter the room and threw a decapitated head at her, she let out a cry of horror when she saw that it was Michael’s head and when “Michael” looked up she saw it was Lucifer wearing Michael’s robes to get by Peter*

Lucifer: Both you and Michael seem to forget that I was forged from the same star as him. I am just as much of a warrior as he is.

Sera: How is it that you are here?

Lucifer: I am just as shocked as you are, God must have approved of me being here. I just stole my brother’s clothes to get by that gatekeeper, I look just like my brother if you don’t look too closely. Now you are going to tell me where Adam is.

*Eve looked at Adam huddled under one of the trees, he had been like this ever since he came home trembling telling her that Michael was going to kill Lucifer for the poor performance on Extermination Day, she grabbed a knife when the door opened and standing in the shadows was what looked like Michael, she didn’t care if she died or was damned, she was going to kill Michael*

Lucifer: I know how it looks, but I am not Michael.

*Eve let out a sigh of relief*

Eve: Where is Michael?

Lucifer: His body is still in Hell, but his head is in Sera’s office. May I see Adam?

Eve: Of course, he is out under an orange tree already mourning you.

*Lucifer nodded and found Adam with his legs pulled up to his chest and his face on his knees, it hurt to see the usually proud angel look so broken*

Lucifer: Adam.

*Lucifer worried that like the others Adam would just see Michael, but Adam looked up he instantly recognized Lucifer in spite of the fact that he was wearing his brother’s clothes*

Adam: Luci………

*Adam quickly got up and pulled Lucifer close to him, Lucifer’s sobs joined Adam’s, it had been so long since Adam called him Luci and he missed it, he didn’t realize how much he still meant to Adam or how painful it was that he thought that Adam had hated him, he wanted to go back to Eden before everything was messed up because of his actions, there was so much he missed, but what he missed most of all was Adam, without really thinking Lucifer kissed Adam on the lips, he was expecting Adam to push away and call him gross or something like that, but Adam pulled Lucifer closer to him as he deepened the kiss and opened his mouth so Lucifer could insert his tongue inside of Adam’s mouth, Lucifer was internally freaking out, he was a married man and he was kissing his wife’s ex husband and enjoying the kiss more than any kiss Lilith gave him, it didn’t matter that she had left him a year ago he had hoped that Lilith would return, he just touched Adam’s cheek when they pulled away, he didn’t see the angel that killed so many Sinners, he saw the man that that he met in Eden*

Lucifer: Did Michael really hold my life over your head like that?

Adam: Yes.

*he shouldn’t have been all that shocked, Michael was the one who had no problem with throwing Lucifer down to Hell, but he wished that he could kill Michael again after seeing Adam like this, he hated himself for laughing at Lilith’s snide remarks about Adam’s appearance in the past, he sat down under the tree and pulled Adam close to him, there were these new feelings towards Adam forming in his chest and he wasn’t going to let anyone take Adam from him*

[lostmykeysie]

I have a super long comment for you about the Horcrux Hunt bcs I want to comment every chapter I read but I forget bcs I download the ao3 doc to my books app okay here we go!!!!

Agahdgdjd I just finished reading it and I loved it soooo much. Remus and regulus friendship is EVERYTHING to me. The platonic kissing!!???? As an Aspec gal this means so much to me bcs ahhhdghdhd and let’s be real those two deserved a little song after all that tension and then just cute little kisses bcs they both need a good loving friendly kiss aww. And I loved the flirtiness bcs I just know those two would constantly have such good banter and get along and I SOBBED when reg became a part of the lupin family. Also. HOPE LUPIN.!?!??? The best Hope I ever did read about. She is amazing and now the only version of Hope I accept ty very much.

ALSO also I love regulus so much and love your characterization of him and seeing his growth. Also I am autistic and I headcanon reg as autistic and there were so many moments in the way you wrote him that fit in with that that made my heart so happy UGH and some moments where I felt like he’s aspec of some sort like aro specially and wow reg my boy <3

And ugh Remus and his feels over being accused as the traitor??? Rough but also I love the angst. His complicated feelings about himself and others and I can’t wait to see him sort shit out and start healing bcs he deserves to heal and be ANGRY and sad and everything. Remus my best boy <3

Also I’m just getting into jegulus so I’m super excited to start reading the missing link!!! The way james is already slowly creeping on him agshdjd I can’t wait to see it all happen.

OKAY THATS ALL I LOVE U AND UR WORK AND U ARE AMAZONG OKAY BYE GONNA GO READ THE MISSING LINK NOW HEHEHEH :))))

Oh PS I loved Remus getting to scream and go off on dumbledore that was amazing and more people should get to scream at him.

i always download long fics to my kindle so i feel you baby!!!!!

putting my boring reply below the cut xxxxx

aspec babes deserve all the platonic kisses they want and deserve and they deserve them all xxxxx this includes me so WHY is no one kissing me platonic smooch smooch xxxxx i have said this before and i know i haven’t written it but reggie is definitely aspec xxxx

regus friendship means soooo much to me i have also said this before and i will absolutely say it again but like. i am obsessed with them. they are BEST friends. forever. they are something special that’s friends and family and more and i love them forever and they will always be besties in every single fic i write for the rest of my LIFE. and they FLIRT and i LOVE IT and hope is such a queen i feel like she deserves her own fic i also want to hug her i bet she would give the best hugs ever i bet she’s the only person regulus is 100% comfortable having those long hugs with that last arguably too long and it gets weird (this is how i feel about most hugs)

omg so i’m answering as i read so YES i AGREE i think there’s a tiny bit of me that is accidentally being a bit self insert with reg LOL ANYWAY i think we see reg very similarly xxxx

on the traitor point… a few people have said ‘how did he even forgive them in the end’ and i think that is so valid like to get over a betrayal like that from your closest friends would be so so so hard and i tried to reflect that and not just make it an easy fix because oh my god how is that not in the back of your mind always just whispering all the time??? like getting over that would be a JOURNEY so yeah it got a bit angsty haha but i feel like if anything it could have been worse it could have been unresolveable !!!! but it will never be because i am a happily ever after boy ONLY

i am a bajillion years late to this i’m really sorry i’m a pants person who is 99% offline BUT thank you so much for your consolidated comment it’s so sweet and has made me smile all lame and gross xxxx i hope you enjoy / enjoyed TML too i hope that it gave you the healed remus and the jegulus you deserve and maybe some giggles hopefully xxxxxxx thanks for being nice to me lol i honestly am so weird and lame and awkward but kiss kiss i am blushing like a loser xxxxxxxxx

[teyvat-temptation]

Spent all weekend at an anime con running on 4 hours of sleep, too much tequila, and adrenaline. I feel like I got hit by a bus and hung upside down by my toes but if you think this has stopped my delulu thoughts you'd be wrong. TW: medical experimentation, ABO forced secondary gender change, mpreg, body horror, birth. Seriously, this is gross. (A!)Pantalone and (A!) Dottore hate fucking on the regular till Pantalone threatens to cut all of Dottore's funding if he doesn't show him some results and fast. So, Dottore gives Pantalone a very personal demonstration.

*insert medical bullshit here* Dottore turns Pantalone into an Omega against his will and without his knowledge, and Pantalone only finds out when he goes from feeling slightly sick in the morning to nine months pregnant and in labor less than 12 hours later. Pantalone staggers to the doctor's lab, begging and pleading for help because he has no clue what is happening to his body, only that he is in extreme pain and something inside of his swollen belly is shifting and squirming around. Dottore is amused and very pleased that his experiment worked. Teasing and taunting Pantalone, telling him what a good little breeding bitch he is and how he was literally made for this. Pantalone is scared shitless, crying and sobbing, begging for relief and for him to just make it stop.

Cold hands feeling and pressing against the hot, taunt skin of Pantalone's belly. Having grown too much too fast, it hurts so badly, but it's overshadowed by the burning sensation of his hips widening and something heavy dropping deeper into his pelvis.

Dottore watches in amusement as the pretty Omega he created writhes and screams in agony, the head of his pup slowly breaching Pantalone's burning hole. It comes out into his waiting hands with a gush of blood and amneotic fluid, squealing and wiggling unhappily in his arms.

He remarks on how perfect their pup is, and gently pets and unconscious Pantalone's hair while murmuring about how they will have lots of pretty pups in the future. After all, it was much easier than creating segments of himself over and over.

[microscotch]

“The whole night Angie was just creeping on me. Like I was trying to do my thing, you know, trying to find myself a nice girl and she would just not leave me alone.”

“So while all that crap with Roz was going on, nobody noticed how Lyam was throwing up all over the floor, ruining that walking corpse’s shoes, and from there we just knew, okay, this night is over.”

“I’m pretty pissed that it’s my first night at this house and now I’m leaving without a girl ‘cause either Angie was cockblocking me...”

“Or...”

“Not cool.”

“I told Isabella to call a cab cause Lyam was a wreck, and with everything else going on we decided it’d be better to call it a night, and she was just being a complete bitch about it.”

-”Like first of all, it’s really cold outside. And I just don’t wanna go like, if Lyam wants to go that’s fine you call a cab for him then if you insist.”

-”What’s the problem with just calling a cab??”

- “Cause why would I go through the effort when I’m not the one who wants to go??”

“Like aren’t there seven other people with us? I’m sure someone else can call a cab, why am I the asshole all of the sudden for not wanting to freeze my ass off because some imbecile can’t keep his food down? Thankfully she gave up eventually and called the cab herself - see? That hard?”

“So I decided to be a good housemate and prepare breakfast for everyone and who comes up to me? Angie. You already cockblocked me last night. I’m not interested in you, get over it.”

- “Hey Maxxx, what are you doing?”

- “Was just preparing breakfast...”

- “...Angie.”

- ”Yeah, knew it started with an A.”

“I think Maxxx is really cute. There’s just something about him, that look all those morbidly pale freaks in Bridgeport have. After chatting with him in the hot tub I’d just really like to get to know him better.”

-”Ugh, first day of work today, I’m really not -”

- “Oh yeah totally, Roz! I genuinely believe this group was like, destined to be together, don’t you agree, MAXXX???”

-”Nobody but Maxxx himself is the master of his fate!”

-”Watcher, it’s so hot when you talk about yourself in third person...”

-”What??”

-”Um, nothing! :)”

“I wish Angie would just knock it off ‘cause the girl is just gonna get her feelings hurt, you know? I’m the player type, I’m not here to look for a girlfriend or fall in love with some crazy -”

“I’m coming in about to tell everyone the carpool is here and just see April making out with Maxxx. That girl surely was determined to shut her old guy reputation down as soon as possible.”

“Also, I think Toni should’ve specified that we’re ONLY delivering hot dog chew toys from some weird ass company. I don’t like that, people who buy this shit are WILD, we all know what happened to Craig Feldspar”

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*Insert getting ready sequence here*

“We literally just arrived at Crypt O’ Night, and what do I see?”

“I don’t know if someone is just wearing the skin of the very same guy who had to witness this psycho’s toilet scene yesterday but either way WHAT THE FUCK MAXXX?”

-”Maxxx is all over April right now, it’s so gross.”

- “No way!! Are you sure it was Maxxx?”

-”Who the fuck else would it be, you recognize that disgusting hair from a mile away!”

“So the club wasn’t really doing it for me and I was already about to call the cab to get us somewhere else, and then I see her, the hottest woman in all of SimCity, probably even SimNation:”

-“Oh no no no no, don’t go all attraction animation on me, I’m taken!”

- “>:(”

-”I can’t believe this, never will I find another woman so fascinating to look at - oh hello there, 2004 nightmare!”

-”Oh my! So many years and people still recognize me! I’m so happy to be serving as nightmare fuel even after all those-”

-”Can you repeat that? I can’t hear you with Angie’s relentless sobbing in the background.”

“I am heartbroken, I am devastated, I just... I don’t have any words right now! How could Maxxx do this to me? How could April do this to me after all those insincere compliments I’ve given her?”

-----”Aww, don’t be upset, April! Your ass is far too detox tea ad material for you to be this sad!”-----

-”How can you just lounge in that corner like this when you can clearly see how I’m suffering!!”

-”Yeah and I’m having a hard time not living up to my nickname while witnessing your pathetic whining, come back when you’re at the vengeful part of your whole grief thing - ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT ANGIE, MAYBE TURN AROUND FOR A FEW SECONDS.”

-“GET YOUR DEFORMED NOSE AWAY FROM MY GIRL!!”

“ROZ IS A DEAD MAN.”

-”DUDE CALM DOWN! YOU GUYS AREN’T IN A RELATIONSHIP!”

-”DIDN’T YOU SEE THE TOTAL OF TWO ROMANTIC INTERACTIONS WE’VE HAD?? MY FUTURE SELF DOING HER ON TOP OF EVERY BRIDGEPORT BUILDING WAS PRACTICALLY ALREADY WRITTEN IN STONE!”

-”I’M NOT YOUR POSSESSION, MAXXX! I CAN MAKE OUT WITH WHOEVER I WANT!!”

-”SEE?”

-”LYAM?? OH, NOW YOU’RE JUST INSULTING ME!”

-”THEN I WILL INSULT YOU EVEN HARDER!”

[teastainedprose]

I love the way you write Homelander and Ryans relationship, the dynamic is amazing and it disappoints me the other writers don't utilize their relationship as father and son enough, thank you, all of your dadlander stories have brought a smile to my face.

/gross sobbing

THEY'RE JUST SO- AUUGGGHHH. I love Homelander and Ryan because Ryan is the only person Homelander acts like a human around and he forgets to be a monster and he's trying his best and has no clue what the fuck he's doing and-

Insert more crying here.

ALSO THANK YOU, YOUR EGO STROKING GIVES ME LIFE YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA Stroke it bb ♥♥♥ I give you the most gentle forehead kiss. I will happily write more Dadlander stuff because it's SO CUTE. The murderer gets to be WHOLESOME WITH HIS SON. I will RAGE if we don't get more Homelander being a DAD in S4.

[asexualbuthorny]

im tired

tired of all the x readers looking the same, the reader characters acting the same and being the same.

i read one reader insert where it was almost promising but i got turned off very fast. maybe i just can't read fem reader anymore. someone on here did say that female readers might be drawn to male reader inserts because there's more variety in characteristics

i saw some headcanons where the characters mess with the reader mentally and fuck with their stuff and it's portrayed as cute but it really isn't. it's disrespectful if not downright malicious i mean???? playing sounds in your girlfriends room to the point she thinks she has something wrong with her ears? making her constantly paranoid? that's not cute that's literally ways of abuse. it really shows that a person has been mistreated and thinks that what happened is normal and acceptable. well it isn't. it's grounds for a breakup is what it is. i have a thing about my peace and especially my things so if my partner started feeling special we'd first have a conversation and if it didn't stop the relationship would end no ifs ands or buts.

now to the real point of this post. im tired of reader always being a goody goody and if reader is portrayed as "unhinged" it's more often than not... weirdly??? sexualised???? like it's gross stop it. people like to harley quinn-ify the reader but that's garbage. i want more readers who are angry more than sad. i want readers who aren't "cute" or "pretty". i want more regular shmegular looking readers. i want more readers who are cynnical and unimpressed, readers who can be unpleasant people. c'mon ve realistic there are more bitches in this world than any of those disney princess ass people and there's nothing wrong with that. you don't owe anyone kindness just decency (and that does include being indifferent to people. just because im not engaging with you doesn't mean im being rude) i want more readers who scoff and sneer at others, arrogant and cocky readers who know their worth and DON'T EVER get knocked down by a male character. i want readers who doesn't wail and sob and fall into depression justcause a man doesn't like them or cheated on them. i want readers who drop people as quick as they picked them up. i want readers who aren't all blushy blushy around any male character and doesn't swoon over anything vaguely male shaped. i want readers who don't put up with teasing and annoying, readers who walk away and refuse to engage with people who aren't willing to be normal and respectful with them. i want more aromantic readers(there was one really good tokyo rev fic) or asexual readers who are openly disgusted with the overhyping of sex (minor projection here). im just tired of readers being portrayed as innocent, childish naive and "kind" and being treated like a sex doll in smut

i refuse to read fem reader inserts. they're not good i'd rather stick to gn and male reader. if i ever write fem reader it will always be either dom reader or not smut at all

[wench-and-jezebel]

Dark Angel Reaction: FLUSHED

Jezebel (@typicalopposite) reacts [with occasional asides by Wench (@scripted-downfall)]

I… I don’t even know what to say to that.  She’s so… boo hooo.  Idk

Gotta blaze

Next scene: fire

Bitch, he clearly already made it. just eat

I’m sorry. Some drunk slaps me, and I could kill him with my pinky?  Well. Ya, he wouldn’t be slapping any more

Jesus hell, her smile tho ☠️☠️☠️ Between her and Maze I’ve done began questioning my damn sexuality ☠️☠️

Also.  The cliche “I’m ok” until the whole “stay with me” line then *poof* sleep.  That’s not how seizures work ma’am.

The hell selfish af! Just stole the money!  [THIS IS WHERE I STARTED GETTING ANNOYED BTW]  Is this how she acts here on out?  [Yes]  Ew

[Okay, so now we’ve got a running total of: her random one-day boyfriend and Normal who know that she doesn’t sleep; like half the random population who have seen her magical strength; and who-knows-how-many thugs who’ve seen her blur + some other combination of Manticore powers.  Yeah, she’s reallllll subtle.]

Bitch flung him out like a tooth pick

Intervention.  Gotta love it.

☠️☠️☠️  Bruh tell them you have seizures you dumbo.  Like tf

That damn magic knife again

[Oh, and now… a random hospital orderly, too.]

Well damn.  What a douucheeeeee  

Wait, her actual name is original Cindy?  [Or it’s at least the main name she goes by.  Or O.C.]

WOOOOOW NICE MAX

WAIT.  wait who is he?  The one that told her to clean herself up. [The actor?] Yeah. [I'll send the IMDB page later.] Okay.

[Getting arrested is going to go amazingly well given that she’s from.  You know.  Manticore.  The secret place she’s not supposed to reveal she’s from.]

Coppppsss 😤

Dead feet

SOMEBODY SAY SHE HAS FUCKING SEIZURES

THANK UOU!! JESUS FUCK!!!  like 😤😤😤😤

☠️☠️☠️  They put men and women together lol  Wot.  

WOT.  ☠️☠️☠️☠️  Cannibalism?

Oh my ☠️☠️☠️ Cops in heels.  Sounds kinky

– – –

Midpoint Judgement: So Maxs attitude is like so fucking annoying in this one.  But also I half kinda sorta feel bad for her cause ya know seizures.  BUT SHE COULD HAVE JUST TOLD THEM.  INSTEAD OF ROBBING THEM.  AND GETTING THEM KICKED OUT.  Like, talk about selfish!!  [You know how we’ve been talking about how Max had been bodysnatched by a nicer person in the first episodes?  This is the Max that most of the rest of the series deals with.] Ew.

– – –

She looks so tiny.  Next to him, and holding that big ass jar

Does he get dead?  [Uh… don’t think so?]

Uh oh.  They saw the barcode

Wait, how’s Logan driving?  [Uh.  Um.  I.  Don’t actually know.  No clue, honestly. That. Huh.]

“She’s a good girl.”  Boy, hush

Umm!  Ummm?  I love OC

Oh noooo sob story

Oh shit. Oh no.  ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

[I continue to be unclear on how he was driving.]  THANK YOU

They say you've got a thing for her cause it’s obvious.  You dummy

IM HER HOME GIRL TOO!  IM deaddddd! [I love him.]

Oh shit. 

Oh.  It’s a flash back, but still.  

Awww.  I’m not supposed to like her, dammit  *insert “I’m soft” gif*

Bruh.  Mennnnnn

Poor new girl is like: tf you talking about?

Ohhhhhh creeeeeeeeep ewwww

Whaaaat the feckkkk I didn’t sign up for this

Ewww he’s a creep too.  Gross.

Lintlickerrrrrr *insert “You lint-licker” gif*  [No, literally.  There’s a lint-licker gif.  Okay, then, the world is stranger even than I knew.]

Poor girl ☹️☹️

Oh man. *starts typing* [“Six-inch, black, patent-leather pumps in your future” scene?]  😂😂 Yes: the intensity

Oh shit.  Her face.  That was lowkey creepy af.

Kill ‘em.

Her.  Fecking.  Attitude.  Ew.

Should have let her kill him

Well shit she got got

And now he’s got got

“I broke your lock.  Sorry.”  Wot.  Wot.  WOT.

WAIT.  WAITTTTT.  DID HE.  IS SHE.  MAAM.  IS OC.  [SPEAK, MA’AM.  IS OC WHAT?!]  WENCH.  DID HE SHOOT HER.  [NO.]  Ok 🙂  [Ma’am.] *innocently* What???

I love OC.

[Max is still smiling.  What tf is going on.]  *Simultaneously* Oh, better attitude

She probably wouldn’t

That’s one way to say it.  [Oh, look, SHE’S SPILLING SECRETS AGAIN.]  She did tho  ☠️☠️☠️☠️

😂😂😂😂  Yesss Logan!  Respect

😂😂😂😂  I love it.  Take that, Walter!

☠️☠️☠️  And a pony.  I love it

Why don’t I hate this show?  Hmph.  Hmph I say Wench.  [You haven’t even seen Jackles yet.]

Wow.  That, Max.  That was low.  “You gonna just sit there” BITCH THATS ALL HE CAN DO

And ISSSSSSSSA WRAP ON 3!!!

[occult-roommates]

5 fun facts about Charlie

EA please I’m begging you fix the face glitch I wanna play with my little pixel people again I’ll even buy a fucking kit if you get it fixed before Friday 😭

1) Her dad side of the family moved to Willow Creek from China back in the 1880s. Meanwhile, her mom was from China and her dad met her while visiting his ancestors’ country back in the late 70s. Also she was his second wife, and they have a significant age gap, so Charlie has a much older half-brother because of that, named Jeff.

2) Charlie is like, her actual full government name. It’s not short for Charlotte or anything. Her mom did use to call her Xiaoli when you know, they were still talking. It’s not on any of her paper however, but she did adopt it as a sort of middle name cause she didn’t had one and wanted to have one as a child cause all of her friend did.

3) Speaking of name, she has an extremely long and exhaustive list of all possible baby names. You know, in case she one day ends up having the child she longs for so hard. Mostly trendy names from the 2000s, gender neutral names, some Chinese names, some foreign names (you know in case her future husband is from a different country), potential nicknames, etc. She is prepared. 

4) As a child, Charlie used to be a fucking snitch and a massive rules sticker. She would tatle-tell anyone and everyone, on top of being unable to keep a secret. Once her brother bribed her to not tell their parents he had smoked weed, she took the money and told them anyway. She has gotten a lot better over the year and don’t do that anymore, though ironically considering how she is now, a lot of other kids did not trust her because of that.

5) She’s the token heterosexual of the group, like she’s painfully straight. Though very early on in like 2019 I was shipping her with Akva but now, I feel like the two have more of a big sister/little sister relationship so it would feel really weird and gross matching them together now. Also Charlie just does not give me even a bit of a sapphic vibe which...do you realize how rare it is when it comes to my main cast characters? She is an anomaly and needs to be studied.

Ok so Daniele is up next...Going from the straightest roommates to the gayest one. And please EA if it’s fixed before Thursday I’m even buying 2 kits please I’m on my knees I’m begging. *insert five sobbing emojis here*

[voraxiia]

''i've had a terrible day at work so just kiss me'', thatcher and miceli again

﹙ a hundred different kisses ﹚

          sure , he may have been part of the Varia for as long as he could remember — which , technically speaking , may or may not have been that many years — actual field work was something Miceli could never bring himself to enjoy . being physically there the entire time ? save him , his feet were dragging along the floor by the time their team got back from the mission . it was past dinnertime , his comrade would not stop yappering ... were all Storms like this ?

          and of course , the kitchen crew would have returned to their own quarters by now too , so the illusionist wasted not a second more , making a beeline to their cutest chef’s room .

          slumped shoulders and the impassive expression could barely linger the moment the door swung open , as their owner immediately leaned forward , and clung onto Thatcher like an oversized cephalopod ... albeit one that had the lingering stench of burnt fabric ... or skin , and something suspiciously metallic on him , both that were hard to ignore .

          not that his precious boyfriend could pull himself free from his personal travel-size kraken even so , not when he’s started whining the moment Thatcher tried to push him away .

          “ i can’t believe even you think i’m gross too ... ” insert a fake sob here , for the melodrama , “ one kiss , at least -- just one , and i’ll get up -- one more , c’mon ... ”

[humancandy-comic]

Same, Sans, same.