#IRL Poisons

[goodmorningbatterycity]

"...She befriends four freelance anarchists, children born of violence and rock'n'roll...The future relies on these four men known only as the Fabulous Four."

[wildmon-rehabilitation]

i fucking love poison types like you cant go wrong

banger after banger after banger!!!!

[meowful]

my favourite thing about merthur is how steadfastly attached to the hip they are in zero time flat. like literally in 1x02 merlin is DISTRAUGHT that arthur doesn’t trust him and has sacked him from the position of his manservant like you know that’s the guy that beat the shit out of you three days ago right. you were literally complaining about how you didn’t want to serve his fat arse earlier yesterday. are you gay

[uremetomommy]

I need more fat men who have round, nauseous tummies after a stuffing. I have a few videos on youtube that I’m rewatching through, and I genuinely need this genre to exist more.

Here’s a link to a youtube playlist I made of all of my favourite overstuffed nausea/vomit videos. Let me know if you have any recommendations.

[i-think-im-gunna]

so sometimes i will get random coughing fits, usually in the morning or at night. last night i had something that already wasn't sitting well and on top of that i was having a coughing fit, which triggered a burping fit which made me so fucking sick. i think i ended up puking like 5-7 times? i had to go lay down and try to suck on a cough candy to try and stop the coughing.

[narcissusbrokenmirror]

I think about Willie watching Alex shoving a whole dry ass slice of piece down his throat, with two more hamburgers on his hands waiting their turn and thought. "That's The One for me guys. I'm giving my soul away for him." and i think thats beautiful.

[blood-injections]

Danger days killjoy club ass vibe. Get there by entering the most unassuming looking abandoned building ever go down a flight of stairs then boom. Gayass ball pit party room

[esteemed-excellency]

today's doodles, courtesy of @that-fella-snipsnop:

Snipsnop and Hiram drinking boba tea

one of the Deviless' bees eating a tapioca pearl

Hiram eating cheetos à la Oscar Isaac

[goodmorningbatterycity]

[irbcallmefynn]

Load my ass into the Spore Creature Creator I got some tweaks I need to make and deadly poison attacks to gain

[lovesickbaker]

I used to be kind, is that what you have to say to me? There's a certain audacity in asking me what's changed, doll… You've changed. You don't have to worry, though. Just give me a moment and I will repair your strings, and all the damage caused by the careless and cruel hands of others. I warned you, didn't I? I am the only person for you. Only I am capable of loving you the way you deserve.

[uremetomommy]

After stuffing myself with a little too much heavy, greasy foods, my belly felt like I could explode. But, I remembered you guys in that moment and decided I should chug some soda along with my already gurgly tummy. My tummy has been recovering from a 24 hour bug, so messing with it probably wasn’t a smart choice but I digress.

I barely got any soda in me before a burp brought a big torrent of almost projectile vomit all over my hand that was rubbing my sick tummy. I didn’t record this unfortunately. I ran to the sink, burping along the way, and washed my hand thinking it might be over. I was wrong. I should’ve known I was wrong because I could feel the remaining food sloshing about in my tummy. I burped a couple times over the sink (its a steel sink and sounds weird when liquid hits it, so it echoed back at me). My tummy pressed against the edge of the sink and I gagged, burped, and coughed up the remainders of my mistakes.

Afterward I was left with a rumbly, queasy belly that didn’t stop causing burps even hours after I had puked. :)

[theboyandthepeach]

Okay, I'm going to try something.

Here goes

Kieran? What are you doing?

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...Kieran? I don't recommend doing this!

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KIERAN WHAT ARE YOU-

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Hi.... I'm back....

[feelingpoorly]

irl food poisoning

so my partner just tried two forkfulls of bubble and squeak that we had left over from xmas dinner

i thought it might have gone off by now as we didn't have it when planned (we went over to his parents on boxing day) but he said it probably still fine so he tried some

*immediately* after eating it he asked me if i had had any recently, and i said no not for a couple days. he said he asked because he instantly felt sick. and im talking like, not even a whole minute after he'd swallowed it. it was the first thing he said after he'd swallowed it.

he said he'd felt absolutely fine before, and now after those two forkfulls felt violently and suddenly sick. we suddenly had a realisation- i was ill yesterday, and ive been picking at that bubble and sqeak all week on and off, whenever ive been in the fridge i've just had a forkfull of it

i started feeling ill halfway through the day two days ago, and then I felt absolutely awful all day yesterday. i didnt puke but i felt violently sick all day, i have emetophobia so i took one of my anti emetic pills (im also chronically ill so thankfully have a small pharamcy to hand at all times lol) but who knows if i would've thrown up if i hadn't taken the meds. i had really bad stomach cramps all day, that felt like they were spread across the whole of my stomach and I *never* get stomach issues like that. i assumed it was just my body's reaction to eating more and also eating more unhealthily over xmas as i've been on a very strict diet up until like the 22nd december.

we suddenly put two and two together. i *was* actually sick, and it was because of the bubble and squeak. if it was bad when *i* ate it, several days ago, who knew had bad it was now. i smelt it, and it smelt terrible. it smelt off, and had a distinct vinegar-y tang. my partner has adhd and so obviously, didn't think to smell it first. i am autistic and emetophobic so i smell food obsessively before eating.

the fact that he already felt violently sick so soon after eating it meant if it stayed in him, he was going to feel *way* worse than I had as it had taken me around half a day to start feeling ill after eating it.

he debated whether or not to go and make himself throw up, but it turns out his body was going to make the decision for him anyway...

ill continue in a part two :)

[quillpokebiology]

Gengar Facts

-The scientific name for Gengar is "Umbra hominis." Umbra means shadow, while hominis means man. The translation for this is "Shadow man"

-Gengar don't have any bones; just muscle

-There are many theories stating that the Gengar line is related to the Clefable line. However, this is not true. Clefable are a species that originated from space, and Gengar is a Pokemon that originates from our world. Gengar looking like Clefairy is just a coincedence

-There are theories stating that Gengar can travel to the spirit worlds of other dimensions

-A lot of people are worried about Gengar stealing your soul, even if they like you and trust you. But don't worry; these have only happened a few times and only when that specific Gengar was especially aggressive or mean. Unless it's harmless pranks, most Gengar won't even lay a finger on their trainer

-But Gengar do tend to be more aggressive in Alola

-While the relationship between a lot of spiritual Pokemon is unknown, Gengar's connection to other pokemon is especially confusing especially once you take in their gas form. The closest thing we think they're related to is potentially muk, being that they're both amoprhus poison types

-Gengar absorb peoples heat for two reasons: the first is being that they get cold easily but have trouble providing their own heat, and the second is because it usually ends up scaring the person

(Art by mei ford on Danbooru)

-While then eating souls is pretty well known, they also eat Colbur berries, Persim berries, Shuca berries, Payapa berries, Kasib berries, and Colbur berries. But being poison type, they also like anything bitter

-When threatened by anything stronger than them, Gengar will raise the spikes on their back to appear more intimidating

-Gengar don't like being alone and will constantly search for other humans or Pokemon if they ever are

-Gengar will copy the expressions and mannerisms of the people and Pokemon they like. This isn't them trying to mock them, but just their way of getting to know them better (headcanon from @unofficial-pokedex )

-In therapy situations, Gengar are mostly used for eating nightmares and emotional support

-Unlike the rest of the Ghastly line, Gengar actually have a bit of fur on them

[a-random-insomniac]

’She’s evil’

No. She’s just lesbian.