#IT IS WHAT IT IS

[maibearcore]

DRAGONS AND BLOWJOBS WITH AN EXTRA OF +???!!!!

Absolutely yes I would read it!!!

Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

[toastyyjams]

getting alot of asks on my opinions on pjsk ships .. let it be known im a multishipper so ill say yes to almost every ship in pjsk . (just excluding the obvious ones)

nenean mizuan mafukasa ruiena mizusaki mizumafu etc etc etc list goes on I LIKE EM ALL !!!!!!!!!

in terms of drawing em i havent been getting many drawing ideas for rarepairs BUT i will say that someone commissioned me to draw a pjsk rarepair so :) stay tuned

[orgasming-caterpillar]

"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present thank you for coming to my TED talk

[mr-manson]

For sure!!

[ponury-grajek]

you let a blond man speak to you like that? smh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for some reason, likely due to mischievous trickster intervention, the most common print that gets lost in the mail and I end up sending the person a replacement is the parry this print

there is a non-zero amount of these fuckers just BOUNCIN around the USPS hotspots

(also if you ordered a print and it never showed up, just know that post-postal strike, american *waves at everything* and the snowstorms happening sequentially mean that you have to add about a week and a half to the expected delivery date, apologies, there is little I can do about that. If your order is REALLY out of pocket delayed, then dm the shop, I WILL provide a free replacement or a refund)

[obsmiechujek]

CMON MAN JUST LET ME BUY A PORT OR STH

[falling-through-a-trapdoor]

[rottnb-y]

as a system we go through this a lot and it’s so fucking funny

horrible editing but you see my vision

[pompeianred]

Many kings had champions to defend them. Aegon was the Lord of the Seven Kingdoms; therefore, he should have seven champions, Queen Visenya decided. Thus did the Kingsguard come into being... ...[Aegon's] sisters Visenya and Rhaenys remained his partners in power throughout his reign.

FIRE & BLOOD (2018)

[bigboobie27]

Colored in a timber sketch !!

Don’t be fooled by the sweater 🙏

[bacchusen]

the first six months of the calendar

[as-long-as-there-is-thinking]

Forgot about this one:

2018

billboard.com

It doesn't matter what stories are written on the inside, on the cover, he's still...

Mad about the boy

2022

2024

2025

uniquemagazines.co.uk

[phemiec]

A Mouthwashing (and How Fish is Made) fansong, unfortunately from Jimmy’s POV mostly, sorry. 🐴 Music and lyrics by me, PhemieC

NOTE: this is my first fansong in five years, and sad to say but my voice has been decimated by illness in the last few years, so please don’t go into this expecting it to sound the same as my old stuff.

That being said, I have released an instrumental version, and I would LOVE to hear covers from other vocalists! Feel free to post and sell if you make a cover as well. <3

LYRICS UNDER CUT

[verse 1] Momma bird sleeping and her nest is empty Pretty and clean I feel the crease of envy Cutting a line right through the sky above me Healthy and green just like a good tree should be Momma bird leaving now her eggs are lonely Out from the underbrush I creep so slowly I’ll lay my own, her home is sound and safe, he’s Grey like a stone among her round blue babies She’ll never tell if she’s a few shells lighter Quick cracking clever comes my little fighter  Babes that feel safer they hatch so much slower Thrown down below then by my own fast grower Momma returns to feed her only child he Smells like a stranger and he cries so loudly Drinks of his fill while I look up on proudly Picking away at the discarded bounty 

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite needs you alive To feed their growing appetite 

[verse 2] Thing crawling thirsty, shared flesh, a blessing Drink of my stagnancy, the taste refreshing Carry a part of me and keep on climbing  Top of the ladder’s just a place for dying Dread in your gullet, ignore it, buddy Lead in the bullet, it’s harmless, mostly Let me consume you, let you defend me Curling protector, my friendly fresh meat Im in control now and I like the feeling I’ll play the role of every wound you’re healing Follow the leader was always my thing Swallow your pills and lay still, unwrithing Master of puppets is my one objective Real apex predators can be selective Relay your message, it won’t stop the spread if I replace your tongue when I open your head up

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite keeps you alive To feed their growing appetite 

[verse 3] My stress relief, she keeps asking questions I can’t believe she thinks I’ll learn her lesson Nothing outside of me will ever get in No mocking birdie with an unblinking grin Four beating hooves, I hate to hear them thunder Trample the metal tomb I’m buried under braying beast, neighing in the womb inside her Breaking its legs to glue you back together

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite needs you alive To feed their growing appetite…

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Officially in my quiet era. I don't have much to say about anything anymore. It is what it is and life goes on.