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felt sad. caught up on baseball from the past week. now i'm not that sad anymore.







#ridiculous sport that could fix me#this is just ONE week worth of hijinks#just one#and it's not even everything that happened#it's again... baseball sidequests#one day i will make that baseball sidequests to make you smile on a rainy day blog j and i have been yearning for#it is not today though. because i’m lazy#baseball#mlb#pittsburgh pirates#washington nationals#los angeles dodgers#roki sasaki#anyway. roki’s so right about the bidets if i were a superstar athlete bidest in the toilet#would be an ironclad clause in my contract#autoplay warning#twitter#tiktok
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known#I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like#‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract#also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
#bridgerton#lauren says things#i know the calling hour is for romantic prospects#(at least in bridgerton)#but there IS something to be said for having social rules! I like it to an extent!#no I don't have a panic disorder rooted in social anxiety why are you asking me that#and tbf one CAN just do this!#but working out social contracts with friends is hard and scary lol
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Survival Without Subsidies
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The best Leona moment in all of TWST canon 🤣
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst spoilers#twst manga#twst 4koma#leona kingscholar#ruggie bucchi#jack howl#it's not the time Leona disintegrated Azul's contracts#or the time he surrendered himself and let Ruggie lead Savanaclaw#its the time he realized Jack counts his cactus spines lol
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Anyways... what?
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"most allegedly haunted houses turn out to have gas leaks!"
no they don't. you are merely skimming the surface of mundane shit that can be wrong with old houses with your one puny little explanation that only fits a very small number of cases. try harder
#ghosts#hauntings#paranormal#like dude I'm a believer but I work in house museums and live in a place where 1930 is NEW for an apartment building#weird pressure differentials! animals trapped in the walls! bad window and door seals causing drafts! expanding and contracting wood!#to say NOTHING of the wiring Shenanigans. oh boy are they many.#GET CREATIVE WITH IT!
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i might cry
#thank you God the search can END#it's only a contract for a few months but its MORE THAN IVE HAD IN A LONGGGG TIME I CAN MOVE BACK OUT AGAIN#IM FREEEEEEEE
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Heavily pregnant with a huge belly. That would be really wonderful now and someone to caress my belly tenderly.💦🤰😍
#preggolife#pregg#preggoalways#birth kink#preggophilia#preggie#giving birth#contractions#pregnant#pregblr
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MSP Align helps businesses find, evaluate, and manage IT service providers. We do not provide IT services ourselves. Our team guides companies through the entire process, starting from assessing IT needs and researching potential providers to negotiating contracts and overseeing performance. Our expertise helps businesses save time, reduce risks, lower IT costs, and simplify provider management.
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It's already requited, they're just stupid
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#hanahaki#I've read a lot of the hanahaki fics#and i was wondering what my take would be#well it would be this. cue romcom as stone tries to make ivo fall in love#orders are orders after all#robotnik definitely thinks he can force himself to love someone if he wants#because he's so smart. surely he can control his emotions!#hey writers. writers isn't this a good prompt?#ejem anyway#it's very important to me that stone announces this very casually#he's not ashamed of his feelings plus robotnik is his boss so he does need to know#if stone is going to die in a few months robotnik should be ready#but of course robotnik is not okay with stone just dying#i mean that's so unprofessional! you signed a contract stone#what flower do you think he's coughing? i know nothing about flowers#don't give me flowers
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my hallucination i used to see
#HEY SO THE CONTRACT IS INSANE#what a track#i need it injected into my veins#my art#twenty one pilots#tøp#the contract#tyler joseph#josh dun#clancy#torchbearer#clique art
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My apartment building has coin-op laundry in the basement, and on the shelf where people store detergent there are also just enough quarters to start one load in the washer. This is the collective "oh shit I forgot my quarters" bank that anyone can borrow from to start laundry without having to climb all the way back up the goddamn stairs first. These quarters have been steadily used and replaced for multiple years now, and every time I see them I think about how upon such small foundations rests all of human society.
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