#ITS GAYYYYYYYYY

[zelda-without-a-licence-plate]

Ok look!! If my dad didn’t want me to become a lesbian, he shouldn’t have let me play Twilight Princess as a kid!!! That was on him!!!

[bylertruther]

smth abt eddie telling dustin to look after the little sheep -> s5 is going to return to s1 form -> dustin tells mike in s1 that his obliviousness blows his mind -> the whole painting & confession & obvious general fiasco that is willelmike -> dustin's going to have to put on his bob the builder / "the world is full of obvious things which nobody by any chance ever observes" sherlock holmes hat and get involved

[emoweeb-the-simp]

what if

& hear me out

tsp headcannons since i am obsessed

no reader lol just general hcs (edited because i wanted to add stuff :*3)

Stanley

() pookie fr

() he/him

() tbh i can't decide if he's twink cismale or transmasc, so either.

() pansexual

() has asd & is nonverbal

() but instead of sign, he uses communication cards.

() that's right

() not enough card hcs anywhere, so im making one fuck you >:*)

() he's more sensitive to visual sensory than others, but still hates loudness.

() he uses sign only when he has no cards or when he's with narrator because he's the only one that understands

() mainly uses bsl, but knows basic asl (brit*sh /hj)

() spare headphones, ofc

Norman

aka the narrator

(please note that i'm just gonna call him Narrator/Narry, Norman is for Post!ParableAU, Human!AU or just outside of the Parable :*) )

() norman is his human name.

() uses any pronouns, but refers to himself as he/him, they/them, it/its.

() GAYYYYYYYYY

() his real name is a language too complex for the feeble human mind to understand,

() he's god basically.

() but in post!parable or in a human!au, he's a human.

() a lil chubby & silly :*3

() the adventure line has been reduced to narrys tie :*C it's still pretty much sentient though.

() will make stanley go through things, but also will not try & overstimulate him.

() "stanley you gotta remember: i'm a VILLAIN, not a MONSTER."

() sometimes he'll even spawn in a bowl of ice cream for him as a symbol of love!! <333

() as a god, he doesn't really need to eat or sleep or do really any mortal necessities, though he enjoys it.

() also yeah, he can spawn in stuff.

() Narry did the writing, Narrating,(no shit sherlock)& he did the choices & coding for the parable.

() he scripted his lines for most of the endings.

() keyword: most.

() the ones he didn't script are: real person/not stanley ending(w/o bucket), zending(w/o bucket), escape pod ending(w/ & w/o bucket), confusion ending(w/ & w/o bucket), & skip button ending.

() him & the curator haven't interacted in over five years.

() not a word was uttered.

() (they got into a bad arguement)

() Narrator created Stanley, but he forgot he ever did

() he genuinely thinks Stanley is his own person.

() finds out he isn't in the Not Stanley/Real Person ending.

() Curator felt bad so she took the player away from stanley & reset the parable so he'd forget.

The Curator

() I haven't really decided on her human name...

() she/her

() bipoc. i like to think that at least... :'*)

() AroAce. Bitchless & proud.

() The Narrators older stepsister.

() Curator skimmed over the code & script for the Parable

() she wears glasses but she doesn't actually need them.

() in fact,

() they're just "es" because there's no glass.

() Narrator has a Love-Hate with Stanley; Whereas Curator is a teeny obsessive.

() as seen in the museum ending.

() Curator & Narrator used to be normal

() they used to be human, but they died & (somehow) reincarnated.

() their forms were kind of the same as their human ones, but things change.

() oh & their dad died.

if you want my designs for the goobers lmk <3

[king-of-a-kingless-world]

SHIT WHY ARE THEIR PHILOSOPHIES AND IDEALS THE SAME AS MINE. GOD DAMN IT I DIDNT THINK ID RELATE TO NIRVANA OF ALL CHARACTERS

PFFFFT

GAYYYYYYYYY GAY ASS BITCHES. HOMOSEXUAL. U LIKE DOKJA DONT YOU U DUMBASS.

even the constellations know hes lying

sorry uriel its only a proper triangle if dokja liked nirvana. close tho.

BAHAHAHHAHAGAH "no."

WHAT THE HELL IS EVEN HAPPENING RN IM WHEEZING

JOONGHUKS LYING ABOUT BEIN GAY URIELS COUGHING UP BLOOD AT HIS LIES AND DOKJAS JUST STANDING THERE STUCK IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS WHOLE THING

nonbinary nirvana for the win wooo

oh my god joonghyuk i hate you. just go w dokjas plan for 2 seconds would you?

is it just me or does he almost look concerned :3

aww he thinking about dokja even while being brainwashed <3

phew i woulda been so mad if they killed her.

what does that even mean

[fagcrisis]

still taking manga recs? please please please read teppuu. i need this world & esp wrestleblr to have more teppuu fans in it. its not that long in the grand scheme of comics but it definitely accomplishes everything it needs to and its fantastic. the main character is an unsympathetic (i mean. not to me but to normal people) shithead jackass in a way teen girls arent otherwise written to be. the antagonist is also a total freak in a different but equally fun & refreshing way. its fight club for girls, its girl yaoi. its gayyyyyyyyy its funnn its cool its good

OH MY GOD I FULLY DIDNT SEE THIS. im gonna look into tepuu i promise yoiu

[madcom-hcs]

gayyyyyyyyy

i was originally going to leave this in my askbox to stew and age like a fine wine but its too funny

[catboygraystripe]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIO BUT ITS SO GAYYYYYYYYY

[roughstool]

Gotta say, what is even the point of 24/7/52/365 crunch time if all it takes is gays holding hands for it to be declared ‘a bad game’

i’m sure those people are just a very vocal minority who weren’t even planning on getting the game in the first place. ND expected that type of backlash from the anti-SJW crowd the moment they showed ellie and dina make out in the gameplay trailer; they just dgaf.

and if it only takes gays holding hands for a game to be considered bad by certain alt-right standards, imagine how much worse they’d find it once the full game comes out gjdkgnfkgknfngfj

[hyasinttis]

I HAVE A CRUSH

[realmaturebradley]

.... tho going off of smthn my buddy simon said...

god i could legit make a compilation of every questionable thing lance has said ever because im not talking out of my ass when i say that he is the living embodiment of PLEASE REPHRASE, PLEASE I AM BEGGING Y-AUGH

(if i recall, context for the above is that he remarks that the heat makes bradley’s skin “feel like putty” AND THATS SOMEHOW NOT THE WORST OF THE SHIT HES EVER SAID)

[cactusdealer]

heyyyy, put a finger down if anytime you either write a story or create a character, its either "everyone's gay" or "this character could kill god" but because you do the first option so much people assume you are either in the closet or are gay but actually you are straight but just think the gay atmosphere / trope is rlly fun and you enjoy the energy emitted by happy people, on top of the fact that you are in a happy relationship aswell, but nonetheless people still assume you are gayyyyyyyyy.

#me

[boredpotatosandwhich]

cartoon network is pretty gay.

Me watching cartoon network with my brother

1st show: 2 guys dub themself “Best friends” while having that shojo pink bubbles around them and they're both blushing. (unikitty)

2nd show: LESBIAN FLIPPIN WITCHES AND FLOWER BOIS! (craig of the creek)

3rd show:Lesbian picnic date in the background (teen titans)

4th show: I think we all know this one. ITS OVER ISNT IT, ISN'T IT, ISN'T IT OVER! (Steven universe, the show that made me realize I was gay XD)

Me: GAYYYYYYYYY! ‘KAY  BUT FINALLY, I FEEL REPRESENTEDDDDDDDDD!

[positivityforlesbians]

this is only marginally on topic but I finally listened to folklore after you talked abt it on this blog and it wow its gayyyyyyyyy

I know right ?! Damn I only shortly talked about it once or twice here because this album is a cultural reset yet I don’t want to talk about this a lot since it’s not the point of the blog but y’all ... everybody who sees this ... in these difficult times I just want it to be clear that a blog that focuses on positivity for lesbians is receiving a message like this one. Tell me again that wlw perceiving those vibes are just making it up, that we’re being delusional etc, that our interpretation of her songs is wrong and how weird we are for it, because the reality is very different. It’s not a coincidence that we’re all coming to the same conclusions, these lyrics are gay to us, they just are, whether Taylor did it intentionally or not. These songs can be interpreted in many ways depending on who is listening to them, and that includes us lesbians and bi women. If you’re mocking us for that then you have awful double standards. Anyway anon, you’re right and I’m glad that you’re enjoying the album as much as many of us do. It’s so good ! 💗

[whoopigirlberg2015]

thanks to @al-ly-dream for the tag!! i don’t have many interactions w other people on tumblr, so i am excited to participate. plus, we’ve been rbing each other’s stuff for so long, it’s about time we actually interact lolll

nickname: my name is mary and i can’t stand that name, but what can u do :/

sex/gender: cis female

zodiac sign: taurus (the stereotypes about us apply to me sooo much)

height: 5’1” and happy to be smol™

sexuality: ha. gayyyyyyyyy

fave animal: it’s hard to name a favorite animal, but i really like dogs bc of how diverse and unique they can be

number of blankets: i have one thin top sheet and a fleece blanket on my bed, but i tend to toss and turn a lot during the night, so they’re usually on the floor by the morning ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

where i’m from: north carolina, u.s. (don’t find my address and snatch me up pls xo)

dream trip: i wanna go to russia, turkey, or armenia just for the sake of going back/meeting family, but i’d prefer to go to greece or maybe dubai just bc of how beautiful as well as culturally rich those places are

when i made this account: ummmm i’d guess 2013-4???

why i made this account: one direction, but moreso fifth harmony

pls dm me and be my friend! i just graduated college and have free time i’ve never had before and i have no idea what to do with it :))))

i choose @oharascabellos , @its-the1975band , @the-psyche-stirs , and @boyinside87 to answer next :)

[pwnyta]

I just finished watching dc's story and I'm so glad that dark choco finally let go of that sword and found some peace ;v; I never thought he would change but here we are, I'm so glad. Hoping to see more of his side of story and return to his dad for forgiveness one day (AND MARRYING MILK AAAAAAAAA)

Also pomegranate can die and rot in hell omg first our beloved dark choco and now his dad?????? Unforgivable!

I FEEL SO BAD FOR PM! WHO'S GOING TO EAT HIS LIL SHROOMIES >:'U

No big licorice monster fight featuring licorice cookie soo *kicks a pebble* I thought we would at least get a tiny lore about him and milk village but again I was wrong. I expect so much from a character who sounds like a clown lmao

(Also why red velvet isn't there? He haven't been appearing on any stories for some reason)

I thought affogato would join DE bc there isn't a lot of bad side cookies but alas I was wrong, he just fleed lmao how fitting

As for the caramel arrow...she was boring at the beginning and still boring at the end so I have no thoughts abt her. It would have been so much better if we had second watcher

ALSO CAN WE TALK ABOUT PV'S (love) LETTER FOR DARK CACAO??? LMAO THAT WAS SO GAYYYYYYYYY HAHAHAAAAAAAA

I know! Me too! :'3 I always had faith he could break the sword and Poms hold on him! Hes a good boy!

Yeah Pom is trash... beautiful trash but trash nevertheless.

Poison Mushroom is a lil fella... I do love that it sort of implies the only one who would eat the mushrooms in DC... lmao. Big softy though im sure it wasnt particularly good for him.

Yeah its disappointing we didnt learn more of the Licorice stuff or Milk Village... maybe they'll continue on the story in Overnbreak which has the Dragon Valley story line which is focused on finding DC? Who knows. Id like to see Lico and Milk interact just because Id think itd be funny... Also Lico implies hes the one who attacked the Milk Village? How old is that bastard... Milk was a kid when that happened.

Red Velvet has better things to do... like walk his dogs. Honestly hes another one who needs to gtfo of there lmao.

Affogato is a bitch like Lico he might be back...

I think personality-wise Caramel was pretty great. I do wish her design was more stand out though.

LMAO. It was pretty cute in a bubble but in the situation it just made me laugh that it was so light-hearted and sweet after all that drama and tragedy. Dark Cacao🤝Dark Choco having an overly positive light magic heal/shielder boyfriend

[diaryvibeinni-blog]

so, the start of a THIRD blog

yes

my third on this account

29/08/21 4.46am

its pride day! cba w getting up at 6.30 am like but i get to be gayyyyyyyyy for a day in public w my friendssss

but like honestly fkn dreadin goin back t school, like summe ris always so fuckin good then school starts and everything goes to shit again, like why is that fkn necessary. ano imma lose everyone again bc that seems t be a recurring theme at school so cant wait to sit by the pool on my own for an hour listening to a random podcast and chainsmoking AGAIN