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sesamestsaxophone · 7 months ago
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I was inspired
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Eueu💧eueu💧eueeuu Trans chuck... 💧eueueh..
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No because he's literally.. he's literally me.. guys...
I only just realized that he is so trans😇
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kreftropod · 5 months ago
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My constipated little lady (11 y/o cat) spent the day at the vet for observation as they gave her fluids and a bit of laxative. Still didn't manage to pass the mysterious blockage, doesn't show on x-ray other than that she's got some pockets of gas in there that haven't moved. Brought home with expectation to likely have to do surgery tomorrow if she doesn't fart it all out tonight. She's still got a thingy (don't know the english word, "kanyl" in swedish) on her leg so they don't have to stab her again tomorrow, which means she has to wear the dreaded Cone so she doesn't bite at the well-wrapped bandage.
Life is very difficult for little Smulan right now.
The vets did however tell me that she's been a Very Good Girl. Very well-behaved and easy to handle. Proud of my brave little lady.
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la-gotica-fantasma · 7 days ago
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SOMEONE BOOKMARKED MY FIC. WE'VE WONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
AND SOMEONE COMMENTEDDDDDDDDDDDD.
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may-moth · 9 months ago
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It's giving...Perfect Blue...
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Perfect Tartan...
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woodtoc · 4 months ago
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Aaaaaam stuck sisters, i really dont like the idea of rereading a book at least not before my life is completely different from the time i read it first (idk why, it s a pride thing (bc books are how i mark the passing of time and if i didnt change between two readings it means i didnt do anything w my life))
BUT i really want to reread the dreamer trilogy??
I read it in two part back in march and july 2024
So not so long ago!! But!!!
Also for the PEAK EXPERIENCE that it would be, i want to reread while rewatching station eleven (last time i was reading it while rewatching the leftovers omggg peak)
But whatever i dont want to reread it, i want to reread it... idk why it s hard
I probably wont reread it lol buuuut aaaaa
I put too much pressure on the experience like it has to be perfect, and not ruin the first impression. Then when i actually do reread it im too distracted.
Also im sure the reread would be great bc i really didnt like the books at first lol, started loving it after reading half the series (and the time between the first half and the 2nd made me forget what happened in the first)
Rambled too much to not post this...
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smile-files · 1 year ago
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clickel can be toxic pathetic yuri if i try hard enough
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boltlightning · 4 months ago
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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened
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eternalgirlscout · 6 months ago
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joke i'll never get tired of: "they died doing what they loved, [something no one would ever do on purpose]"
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stealingpotatoes · 4 months ago
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my cat still doesn't get that we have different definitions of 'acceptable breakfast time'
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saywha413 · 6 months ago
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accidentally took the funniest screenshot 💀
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byachi · 3 months ago
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this person gets it
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dr-rato · 10 months ago
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GET ROTATED
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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egophiliac · 3 months ago
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missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉
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becquerel · 3 months ago
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d<oes any body else's family keep naked ken dolls around their kitchen cabinets like a personal magic mike show every time i open a door
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