#Incorrect Quotes Across the Spiderverse

[jeena-says-hi]

Miguel: Alright listen up you little shits

Miguel: Not you Lego Peter, you are our best agent and we are thrilled to have you here

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + memes/text posts (1/?)

[whyareyoubored]

gwen: you fainted, do you remember anything?

miles: only the ambulance ride

hobie: that wasn’t an ambulance ride, i drove you

miles: but i heard a siren?

hobie: that was pavitr

pavitr: sorry i got nervous

[iwannabealice]

miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Miles, watching the news: "Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!"

Hobie, walks in covered in ink: "Well, maybe the squid was being a dickhead."

[silverynight]

Miles: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Hobie: I know, whenever I'm near the person I like I turn pink.

Miles: But you're always turning pink?

Hobie: ...

Hobie: Yeah, don't think about that too hard, mate.

[demigoddessqueens]

Y/n: truth or dare?

Miguel: truth

Y/n: how many hours of sleep have you got?

Miguel: dare

Y/n: go to bed

Miguel: I don’t like this game

[asmodeus542]

Miguel: Lately, some of you have been a little...out of sorts.

[Miles lowers his head]

Miguel: Erratic.

[Pavitr whistles]

Miguel: Unreliable.

[Hobie rolls his eyes]

Miguel: Down right sloppy.

[Gwen arches her eyebrow]

Miguel: Except you, LEGO Spider-Man. You've been great.

[bunnyramen]

Pavitr: You’re saying Tea-Tea!

Gwen, snorting: You said T-T.

Hobie, half smiling: Titties.

Pavitr: Shut up! I did not say-

Miles: Totally did!

[jeena-says-hi]

Miles: I wish we could block people in real life

Gwen: Restraining order

Hobie: murder

[fromjannah]

ACROSS THE SPIDERVERSE + the onion headlines (2/?)

[iwannabealice]

*when they met for the first time*

pavitr: where are you from?

hobie: england

pavitr: i'm sorry

hobie, a little louder: england

pavitr: no, i heard. i'm just sorry

[incorrect-spiderverse]

*Pavitr and Miles turn up at Gwens window and knock to come in*

Pavitr: "Can we stay with you tonight?."

Gwen: "Both of you? What happened?"

Miles: "Someone was playing with an ouija board and cursed the whole spiderbase."

Pavitr: "Hobie wasn’t any help. He doesn’t know how to banish spirits, so he’s just throwing salt at them yelling “does this look like a hotel to you!?”"

[glouris]

[demigoddessqueens]

y/n: you’re the most jealous man I know

Miguel: you know other men??

Y/n: 😑🫤

[asmodeus542]

*Gwen jumps out of a portal*

Gwen: Oh man, this is bad! This is really bad!

Hobie: Oi, what is it?

Gwen *blushing*: I kissed Miles.

Hobie: Whoa... I owe Pav so much money.