#Internet-in-a-box

[zephyrchama]

Lucifer looked overly pleased. He turned the present in his hand over for the fifth time with an incredibly smug, self-assured smirk on his face.

"This is for me, is it?" It was neither his birthday nor a holiday. He had been quite surprised when you burst into his office and laid the decorative bundle on his desk. It was taped poorly and the wrapping paper was a recycled brown paper bag, yet the simple fact that you were thinking about him made his pride swell to dangerous levels.

"Yes," you told him. "Please make good use of it. Please."

With an arrogant little "heh," he opened the gift. Inside was a long length of thick rope, freshly purchased from a hardware store that morning. It was sturdy and a little coarse. It looked like it was made for boating purposes.

"What is this?" Lucifer examined it by tugging at the ends until it was taut. He looked ready to whip the next person to walk into his office. "Is this your way of asking to spend more time with me? I always thought you were more of a silk ribbon perso-"

"No!" You interrupted his detailed speculation by slamming a hand on the corner of the desk. It stung a little. Of course Lucifer would misunderstand your intentions, but that was exactly why you had to clear things up. "I need you to stop tying Mammon up with the ethernet cord."

Lucifer raised an eyebrow. You didn't like the way he was gliding his gloved thumb over the rope.

"You leave him tied up for hours," you continued, "and the WiFi stops working. I have to go to the observatory when that happens and stand by the windows and wave my D.D.D. around for data to work. So, Lucifer. Please? Won't you use this instead?"

You put your hand on top of his in a bold power play. Maybe he would feel your sincerity. Combined with big puppy eyes and a little head tilt, you felt this plan had a 65% chance of working.

[mediamime]

Hello!

I love your art style, really

I love your froggies

I was gonna ask if we can maybe have destiel kiss? No lip kissing, but on the face like the cheek or forehead? Something soft

If yes, can you make it going both ways?

🐸 thank you :’)

As for your request…. I mean… I simply must 🙂‍↕️ I’m so easy to convince when it comes to Them… just a quick lil thing for my health 💚

[neptunechromo]

Some gijinkas plus soap and taco

[shiiko529]

[apothesized-moth]

" Afraid to Start / Got your heart in a Headlock "

I'm gonna go insane I have been hyperfocused on this Drawing for a full day it's getting too crazy here.

THIS IS NOT A SHIP POST. I DON'T SHIP THEM. I KNOW THE LYRICS CAN BE INTERPRETED AS SUCH OR SOMETHING BUT THIS IS NOT A SHIP POST.

(Some stuff under the cut eek)

The Song, because I'm Insane about it

Shoutout to my friend Dora ( @dorathefake ) who made me aware I was totally ripping her off because we found the SAME pinterest Base (I LOST THE OG IMAGE I'M SOBBING IF I FIND THE LINK AGAIN I WILL POST IT HERE) and have the Same Brain. So go follow her the Art is Scrumptious <3

As a reward for being Nosey you can have a WIP picture where I put a special Guest in the box

Kay thanks bye, I love you! :)

[moon-bell5]

“We may have let you sign in with any email for years and years and years, but now we’ve modernized! Sign in with Apple / Facebook / Google account! These are your only options :)”

What if I kill you with a rock

[kcamberart]

new Dragon Age coming soon, nature is healing

[imiteeshon]

ＤＯ ＲＥ ＭＩ．．．太陽の下🍏🌈🍀🐙🌷🎒

[epitome-of-an-openbook]

what if i block every person that i see campaigning for or speculating that Buck and Eddie will kiss at the bachelor party bc that enforces the truly horrible bi stereotype that bisexual people, like myself, are more likely to cheat? what if I did that 🤨?

[artyphex]

The way I can physically feel the frustration of whoever edited this trying to label whatever the fuck is going on between Aziraphale and Crowley

[fexiled]

@stanuary Week Two: Wanted

experience in love preferred but will accept a young trainee!

[embraceyourdestiny]

One of the funniest lines in the quarry is “it’s right here in the podcast,” as if podcasts are indisputable proof

[duchessandcleo]

I am a gren bean--Cleo

[oldfnaf]

FNaF 2 Teaser Images

[garzagatos]

Feline stealth mode: activated

[maspers]

Arcade Game Aficionados in the Wreck-It Ralph universe must see King Candy as some kind of bizarre urban legend. Imagine being a fan of, say, Street Fighter, and finding this one specific arcade cabinet where Ryu just... isn't part of the roster. Like, he's still on the box and everything, but when you open the game there's no reference to him anywhere. And instead, there's this suspiciously similar character named, idk, "Prince Streets" who fulfills a similar role in and has tons of voice lines both from himself and all the other characters. Like, what the heck? So naturally you look "Prince Streets" up, but there's nothing about him anywhere, so you record a video of the game featuring "Prince Streets" and see if anyone else knows what's up.

Naturally this baffles everyone, because everyone is like "clearly this must be a mod or something???" but if that were the case then where did all these voice lines come from??? Did they get impressionists to mimic the VAs? And why is Ryu removed from the roster, the game could have handled it just fine.

So then eventually some geek is like "hey I think I know that arcade in the video" and they go to check out the infamous "Prince Streets" Street Fighter cabinet, but then lo and behold he's not there anymore??? Ryu is back on the roster??? All the references to Prince Streets are gone? But nerds will be nerds so they decide to check the cabinet itself, but there's no evidence of any tampering whatsoever. So naturally they come back to you and your video, but you know it wasn't fake, your video isn't fake, and everyone else in town remembers how "Prince Streets" was part of the roster for some reason. And of course Capcom denies such a character ever existed, and there's no evidence of where the voice lines or character design came from. Was it an elaborate prank or hoax???

Obviously Wreck-It Ralph's worldbuilding is far from the best or even consistent, but like. Internet Mystery King Candy.