#Is this a thing?

[scramratz]

Is it weird to say testosterone is an antidepressant for me? Like yea I appreciate the new secondary sex characteristics but also my brain just…functions better with T

[fineapple20]

Thorn crowned lesbians anyone?

[andromedadoesntwrite]

I really like to think about what flaws or quirks Peeta could possibly have but we just don’t read about them because Katniss doesn’t see them or notice them. Like yeah I totally understand the guys a sweetheart but imagine he chews mega loudly? Or idk snores?

[m-for-now]

Hi, did anyone ever talk about how Grover, while always older in years, is technically going to stay younger than Percy and Annabeth mentally after they are 12 (/24)? Because if satyrs mature at half the speed that demigods/humans do, then yes, of course, Grover being 24 would mean he's like a human 12 year old mentally. But that also means that when Annabeth and Percy are, for example 16, he' 28, which means he'd be 14 in human-mature-years. I suppose this isn't too big of a gap during the series but like,,, when Percy and Annabeth are 30, Grover would be 42, which would equate to a human age of 21. That's like,,, different ,,

Idk i feel like no one Ever adresses this, so like,, is this a thing?

[mermaidlighthouse]

Stede Bonnet, Lover of Beauty

Beauty:

[theprisonerandthebeast]

polyfidelitous!marauders (w Lily) x reader headcanons

(aka the worlds hottest 5-person-relationship)

(A super self-indulgent post, sorry)

- James, Remus, Lily & you all call Sirius "Puppy". He pretends it's too cutesy but secretly adores it

-James and Sirius compete at spending money on Lily and you. Everything is a competition and they will each be damned if they don't win.

- James and Sirius bicker about the dumbest shit

- The boys carry your purses and shopping bags for you

- James and Sirius are the biggest flirts ever and will come up to you & Lily in public and pretend they dont know you

- "Wow, you're beautiful... I was wondering if you have a boyfriend, by chance? I'm sure he's not as tall, dark, and handsome as me." - Sirius after emerging from the bathroom at a bar (that you literally entered with him in)

- Remus, Lily, or James usually make meals as they enjoy cooking the most.

- Lily loves relaxing and playing with your hair, just twirling it around her fingers as she talks

- Remus & Lily loveee hearing about your muggle subjects if you're in school/college

- James 100% babies everyone the most

- Sirius & Remus = Nap Kings. If you can't find them, they are in your bed sleeping. Sometimes with something in their hands- like a book or TV remote. Sometimes slumped over awkwardly. Sometimes with food wrappers littered across their laps.

[nevver]

Just the Thing, Happy 4/4

[melestasflight]

I'd love to see a blond sparkly Morgoth and a black (or at the very least dark-haired) Sauron for once. Hear me, artists!

[batwynn]

As an autistic kid in preschool I really did not understand why me biting someone who was bullying me was treated like I Murdered Them and seen as a million times worse than anything they did to physically hurt me.

Actually, as an adult I don’t really get it either? It’s not like I broke the skin or gave them one of those hideous bite infections. I had worse bruises from the shit they did to me, but the teacher paraded me in front of the class, yanking my arm up above my head and shouted about what I did. They held a whole preschool seminar on how evil kids are who bite other kids are, and sent a Very Serious Letters home to my mom like I’d killed the pope himself. To which my mom as also like?? ‘Don’t bite people’ but also ‘Where was all this when that kid tried to bash my kid’s skull in with a heavy, metal toy truck?’

Like. What was all that? Did I miss a secret memo sent out at 4 years old that had a list of the worst things you can do to another person and biting was #1?

[shubaka]

"average person adopts 3 cats a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person adopts 0 cats per year. Catmom Jeff, who lives in studio (on saturn) & adopts over 10,000 each year, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[jays-doodle-spool]

dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”

he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”

dude

i don’t know you??

[bagely]

this is something about spreen and missa cubito

Do you know why Missa didn't believe Roier when he told that Spreen killed her cat? Do you know why he told him that there had to be an explanation? Even mentioning that maybe it wasn't spreen that maybe it was like quackity and "Elquackity" All of that is because Spreen is his older brother who protected him from everything, a person like that wouldn't hurt him, right?

Although at the beginning they were not on the same team and Spreen saw Missa as a person to use, Missa always idolized him, Then to Missa's surprise Spreen adopted him as his brother, he did not say it out loud but basically with his actions he let it be known that he would protect him with his life. If Missa screamed, Spreen was already at his side killing whatever was hurting his brother. Spreen would put himself on the brink of death just so Missa wouldn't lose a life, he would kill anyone for Missa. Spreen is and was Missa's hero.

Missa knows that Spreen is violent but he would never expect that violence to be directed at him. Missa has never been against spreen even when he threatened and hit Chayanne, hitting her own son Missa only yelled at him and told him to stop, he didn't hit, he only received the hits. while he was trying to get his brother to come to his senses and remember that were brothers and brothers don't hurt each other. they don't hurt each other, right?.

But spreen only care about missa physically, he doesn't mind hurting missa emotionally. He doesn't think it's important, he doesn't think it's that serious, in the "Minecraft extremo" everyone killed each other and there were no emotions, Spreen never stopped being in survival mode and this is a truth that missa will never be able to accept.

When Missa found out that spreen died he said "spreen mi edificio" It's a joke we have in Latinoamérica about telling a CC "mi casita" to say that it is your safe place. Spreen is Missa safe place. No matter what he does, Spreen will never be a bad person to Missa, no matter what happens Spreen is his older brother who protected him against everything.

[battlemaiden13]

Soulmate AU where soulmates share dreams or appear in each others dreams

[goodmorninglovelies42]

What if I added some magical realism and de-aged Jamie for a fic and Roy has to be soft with him, because he’s a child, and when whatever magic wears off, and he’s an adult again, Roy doesn’t know what to do with all those soft feelings? What then?

[m-for-now]

Does anyone ever think about how Leo Valdez was probably the worst to get posessed by those wind spirits to attack New Rome? Like he said himself he could only watch himself do it and he was very aware that it was "him" who fired the canons but it was entirely out of his control. He probably felt like he was back at 8 years old, seeing his home burn, not being able to do anything about it. This was the second time he felt like it was his fault but at the same time entirely out of his control that a home was burned down/fired at. First the home of him and his mom, then the home to his friend.

And what I also think about is how, with his aunt calling him a demon or a devil or smth, he must've had enough religious trauma and questions about his back then unexplained fire-abilities that at some point, that little traumatized boy went "what if I am posessed by a demon?"

And then he does get posessed by malevolent spirits. And attacks his friend's home.

And all he can do is watch.

[kinkymcbutweasel]

"Use your words" but it's a whimper from a sub with a voice kink desperate to hear you talk