#It makes the fact I'm friends with someone in plague all the more funny lol

[girlyliondragon]

Honestly I do not mind being the crazed worshiper of an unforgiving and vicious plant goddess.

[the-widow-sisters]

I have so many request ideas!!! 🤭

Maybe one night Kate can’t sleep so she goes to the common rooms and finds Yelena sorta in the same predicament! Maybe Yelena shows a softer side that Kate isn’t used to seeing!❤️

A/N: Thank you so, so much for the request, friend!!! 😊💞

And wow! This is probably one of the very few Yelena and Kate ones in my series, lol 💗 I'm mostly a fan of Natasha and Kate or Yelena and Natasha, but an occasional one on one thing with Kate and Yelena is nice. Usually, I don't like to have the both of them too emotional together, but I have a few ideas that might come later for them that will be more funny than emotional. The two of them are more suited for a comedy situation anyway 😂😂😂

I hope you enjoy this one!!!! 🥰💖 Positive comments really fuel me, so if you have time and feel like it 🥰

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   Kate was exhausted.

   Kate let out a deep sigh, rubbing her face as she looked around the room and raised up in her bed. Lucky was asleep on the other side of the bed, and Kate looked over at him, his golden fur dulled in the dimmed lighting of her room with all of the lights off.

   Kate picked up her phone from the nightstand, taking a look at the time. It was two o’clock in the morning, and Kate had not been able to get a wink of sleep since she had gone to bed that night. Since everything happened, she had not been able to go to sleep and had honestly been somewhat afraid to given the images that were starting to haunt her more and more lately.

   She was extremely thankful when Darcy had stopped wanting to stay in her room to keep an eye on her. Darcy’s heart had been in the right place, and she had wanted to take care of Kate and her injury. While Kate truly loved being there with her all the time, she did not exactly want Darcy to see the nightmares that had been plaguing her.

   She had so far done her best to avoid telling anyone about the specifics of what had happened. To her surprise, despite the fact that Natasha knew a handful about what had happened and even heard Kate mention Alice, the redhead had not pushed for information. Kate had been very thankful because part of her could not hardly bring herself to talk about it without feeling like she was going to break down into unstoppable, hysterical tears.

   Kate looked around the room, deciding that she would get up and head to the kitchen near the common room to grab something to eat. She was not sure that it would help her sleep, but she figured that it might be worth a try.

   Kate moved, getting up carefully as she tried her best to avoid putting any unnecessary weight on her leg. She knew that Darcy would definitely not approve and likely neither would Natasha, but she wanted to at least try to get up and take care of something for herself. She loved these people and appreciated their help, but she felt bad for constantly taking advantage of it despite the fact that they constantly encouraged her to.

   As she got out of the bed, she accidentally put just a bit too much weight on her hurt leg, and she let out a gentle hiss. It was not nearly as bad as it had been and it was definitely healing, but it had gotten hurt worse than it normally would have been because of all of the activity she had engaged in just after getting shot.

   Lucky raised his head up, watching her, and Kate shook her head.

   “Don’t worry, buddy. I’m good. Just going to get some food,” Kate assured him, starting to make her way to the door as she went through her hall to her kitchen and living room area. Lucky moved off of the bed, following her, and as Kate headed out of her door into the main hall, she carefully kept him from coming out with her.

   “Just wait, Lucky. I’ll be back,” Kate assured him, and he simply watched her carefully. Kate headed out, moving to the elevator.

   Once she finally made it to the common room, she moved to the kitchen, heading through the doorway. To her surprise, someone was in there already, a dim light illuminating the kitchen.

   Kate squinted a little as she realized that it was Yelena. She had her back to her, and she looked to be busy doing something. Kate watched her, trying to figure out how best to speak to her and keep her from freaking out because someone had sneaked up on her.

   However, before she could say anything, Yelena spoke up.

   “What are you doing awake and out of bed?” Yelena questioned, not even looking in her direction as she somehow detected her presence.

   Kate thought she had been being relatively quiet, but she supposed that her current limp from her injury likely caused her feet to fall a little heavier than they normally would. Kate let out a soft breath, looking at Yelena as she entered the room more fully, going into the kitchen where Once she got in the kitchen further, she realized that Yelena was currently making something that looked suspiciously like hot chocolate.

   “Couldn’t sleep… You?” Kate questioned, studying the blonde from where she had her back to her. Kate tried her best to keep as much levity in her voice as possible.

   Kate leaned on the counter island, and she instantly noted how Yelena wordlessly reached into the cabinet and withdrew an additional mug. Her heart warmed with the implication behind the gesture, and she did her best to hide the smile, somehow afraid that Yelena had eyes in the back of her head and would see her.

   “Something like that,” Yelena replied, her voice a low mutter, and Kate could not help but wonder if Yelena had a bit more issues than just not being able to sleep.

   Yelena had been a bit off since Natasha had gone on a mission the day before. She was supposed to come back tomorrow morning, but Yelena had not been acting entirely like herself. She had spent a lot more time with Peter and Kate, and despite the fact that it was odd, Kate did not waste any time in taking advantage of it and allowing herself to enjoy it. Even if Yelena did like to plague her with quips and sarcasm on a regular basis.

   “Missing Tasha?” Kate questioned, daring to step out on that tentative line. She did not know if they were quite there yet, but she knew Yelena would reaffirm the boundary if the question bothered her.

   Yelena did not bother replying, and Kate eyed her carefully, noting the tiredness and tenseness written in Yelena’s frame. Her shoulders were slumped and she looked like she was running on fumes, and Yelena’s weirdness from the past few days suddenly made quite a bit of sense. That and the fact that Yelena usually acted a little gentler when it was just her and Kate alone.

   She must not have gotten any sleep since Natasha left. Kate knew that their bond was deep, and she could not help but speculate that Yelena might be dependent upon Natasha for a sense of security. From what Kate understood, they almost always slept in the same bed, so it made quite a bit of sense.

   Natasha had hated to go on that mission, and Kate knew that she was mostly hesitant for Kate’s sake. She had not wanted to leave so soon after what had happened. However, with Kate’s insistence that she was fine, Natasha had reluctantly taken leave, offering soft kisses on Kate’s forehead and promises of her speedy return.

   Yelena pulled her from her thoughts, putting the milk in the microwave and then punching in some numbers as she set it to heat up so that she could mix the hot chocolate in later. Once she got it going, she let out a deep, tired sigh, rubbing her face. She then settled against the counter, eyeing her, and she huffed as she met Kate’s eyes through her own half-lidded ones.

   “Wow,” Yelena commented, and Kate furrowed her brow, not sure what Yelena was getting at. She looked down at her nightshirt, trying to figure out if she had accidentally gotten something on it. It was possible that it could have likely been toothpaste.

   “What?” Kate questioned uncertainly, and Yelena just huffed humorlessly.

   “You look like crap,” Yelena told her bluntly, and Kate scoffed, looking down at her shirt again. She must have definitely had a toothpaste blotch on there somewhere.

   “Wh— how?” Kate stumbled over herself a little, and Yelena just raised an eyebrow, the smallest of smirks starting to creep upon her.

   “Well, to start with, your hair looks like a rat’s lair,” Yelena informed her, a more watered-down version of her usual self coming out to play as she spoke to the younger girl.

   “A rat’s lair? Do you mean a nest?” Kate corrected, a bit of a chuckle affecting her voice.

   “Do not correct me, Little Bishop,” Yelena scolded, but there was no bite. Instead, there was just pure exhaustion.

   Yelena did not even seem to have the usual amount of sarcasm that she normally did, and Kate was not quite sure how to handle this softer version of her. She was definitely appreciative to some degree since it made things easier, but she could not help but long for the banter that they usually had as well.

   “But you have bags under your eyes, too,” Yelena added on, gesturing to Kate’s face vaguely, and Kate just huffed.

   “If I have bags, then you have giant sacks,” Kate shot back, and Yelena paused, wrinkling her nose, and Kate instantly understood the connotation.

   “That sounded weird,” Kate abruptly pointed out, realizing how bad that sounded.

   “You’re telling me. Speak for yourself on the sack thing,” Yelena informed her, the microwave going off. Yelena turned back toward it to get the heated milk out, and Kate let out a noise of protest.

   “I didn’t mean it weird! Don’t take advantage of tired people,” Kate complained, holding her head in her hands as she internally cringed at herself and mentally slapped herself in the face. Yelena let out a low chuckle, and Kate could not help but feel a slight twinge of victory from actually earning the sound from the older woman.

   “You make it so easy, Kate Bishop,” she informed her, and while Kate knew that it was likely the tiredness talking, she did enjoy this side of Yelena despite the fact that she probably would not see it again for a long while.

   Yelena moved to get the mugs ready, pulling out two spoons and sitting them on the counter. There was silence between them, and Kate just watched her as she fluidly moved about. Even in the throes of exhaustion, Yelena still moved with the grace of a ballerina.

   Which Kate supposed made sense considering Yelena’s past.

   “Don’t they make vegetables or something to go over your eyes for that sort of thing?” Yelena questioned abruptly as she interrupted Kate’s thought process, pouring the milk into the mugs. Kate blinked, catching back up to the conversation that they had been having.

   “Oh, yeah! Yeah, cucumbers are supposed to work for puffiness or something,” Kate trailed off a little, honestly shocked at the fact that Yelena knew anything about that.

   “Well, you don’t have to sound so shocked,” Yelena deadpanned, and Kate just huffed.

   “I’m just surprised!”

   “Just because I am tough does not mean I cannot be a girl, too,” Yelena shot back, a little more bite in it this time, and Kate raised her hands defensively.

   “I never said you couldn’t! I just didn’t think you would know anything about cucumbers on people’s eyes,” Kate tried to defend herself, and Yelena scoffed, mixing in the powder in the hot chocolate mix.

   “I’ve seen it in cartoons,” Yelena finally muttered under her breath, the words obviously only half-meant to be heard. They were said as if Yelena was not entirely sure she wanted Kate to hear but that she wanted to just enough to actually utter the words.

   Kate did not really know what to say to that, but she could not help but huff at the thought of one of the world’s most deadly humans watching something mundane like Looney Tunes or Tom and Jerry.

   Yelena then turned around, and Kate quickly wiped the beginnings of a smile from her face. She placed the cup of hot chocolate before her, and Kate looked down at it, unable to help the already warm feeling of anticipation as she looked at the stuff.

   “Thank you,” Kate expressed, and Yelena nodded to her, taking a big swig of her own drink as she leaned against the counter island. Kate moved herself up onto the barstool, the stress upon her injury growing just a little too great and a tad bit too painful.

   There was silence between them, and Kate found herself unsure of what to say exactly. Yelena had been in such a strange mood that she did not quite feel comfortable doing their usual. However, she was not really thinking that Yelena much wanted to talk emotions.

   “I can’t sleep without her,” Yelena finally spoke. Kate looked at her quickly, and Yelena remained pointedly avoiding looking at her, her jaw clenched. Kate nodded, just looking at her carefully.

   “Y’know, it’s not exactly the same, but kind of… I’ve gotten really used to having Lucky sleep in my bed with me, and now I’m not sure that I could sleep or even feel right in my apartment without him,” Kate confessed.

   Yelena shifted her gaze, finally meeting her eyes as she studied her. There was no real sign of much emotion on her face as she just stared, and Kate could not help but feel a little like she might have said something wrong, so she instantly started backpedaling.

   “I mean… I know he’s just a dog and not a sister or a whole person or something, but that’s just kind of my experience,” Kate explained herself, hoping that Yelena had not taken complete offense. Yelena looked down at her drink, eyeing it, and Kate took a sip from her own mug, not knowing exactly what to say to make that sound any better.

   “You are very articulate sometimes,” Yelena declared drily. Kate watched her, noticing the ever so slight upward tick of Yelena’s lips, and Kate let herself relax, realizing that the blonde was just messing with her and was not upset.

   “Well, I took creative writing in college, so I should be,” Kate quipped, and Yelena raised an eyebrow, unimpressed.

   “You’re also very good at detecting sarcasm,” Yelena sarcastically offered once again, and Kate shrugged, eyeing Yelena as she took things a step further. She wanted to at least try to be there for Yelena.

   “Well, I also happen to be good at identifying deflection,” Kate pointed out, and Yelena groaned tiredly.

   “Ugh… Lewis is rubbing off on you.” Kate could not help but grin a little at Yelena’s accusation, and she shrugged, holding her mug.

   “Maybe.”

   Kate took a long drink, licking her lips just a little to clear them of the hot chocolate left behind. There was a comfortable quiet there between them. However, it did feel like a rather pregnant silence, and it was almost as if Yelena were about to say something.

   “I always miss her when she leaves,” Yelena spoke up finally, and Kate looked at her.

   Yelena was once again back to avoiding her eyes, and Kate knew that it had been a hard admission. It was weakness and Yelena was not one for showing weakness in front of anyone except for Natasha and occasionally Kate and Carol.

   Honestly, as Yelena pointed it out, Kate found that a lot of times felt the exact same way when Natasha left. She saw Natasha a lot, and she offered a comfort as well as a sense of safety that Kate just could not quite conjure on her own or with hardly anyone else. Natasha meant so much to her, just like she meant to Yelena, and she found herself replying to Yelena without hesitation.

   “I do, too,” Kate confessed, and Yelena quickly looked back at her, the both of them silently meeting eyes as they looked at one another.

   Kate could not help but note how it almost seemed like two younger sisters waiting for the oldest one to come home, the both of them just as dependent on and loving of the oldest one. Yelena worked her jaw wordlessly for a moment, huffing lightly.

   “She’s an idiot, I guess,” Yelena expressed, shaking her head as she tried to make a joke despite the fact that it was out of place considering their current conversation.

   “But she’s our idiot,” Kate tried to be casual about it, knowing that she was really stepping out there for this one. Yelena just huffed, sipping the hot chocolate from her mug.

   “An idiot for sure,” Yelena muttered, neither confirming nor denying.

   The fact that Yelena had not denied it was enough to confirm to Kate that she was not horridly opposed to the idea. Normally, Yelena would have denied it or at least tried to. Especially if it had been in front of the others.

   However, this Yelena— the softer albeit more tired one— was someone that she believed was the true Yelena that lived underneath all of the ordinary sarcasm and that excessively snarky exterior.

   Kate was exhausted. But she was really glad that she could not sleep that night.

[blueboltkatana]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

GUrll ur so sexy... Like you're Hot. I don't care if you were bullied in school, you're sexy, they lied.

Also bitch I KNEW i related to you too much our ascendants are both in leo we're so hot.

Ok ok no now I'll stop complimenting and start with the roasting here we go:

So the sun is your sense of "self" it represents you on the more base level i guess you could say, like what most people think you're like is represented by your sun. With Sagittarius being your sun it means you're very energetic Especially for those things you are passionate about, you might have gone through a LOT of hobbies, only a few of them stuck around but you like to try things. You're curious about the way people's minds works, you wanna figure them out. If the conversations you have don't involve some form of psychoanalysis or philosophy you might loose interest. You are a Talker, maybe you talk very fast or you are often told to lower your voice but you don't do it on purpose you're just very very animated. You are kina volatile, in the sense that you value freedom in everything, love, work, hobbies. You have a huge rebellious streak and you kinda like testing your luck. Think adrenaline junkie. It's cliché but with this much Sagittarius in your chart you prob love traveling, like i said you will chase freedom because you associate it with happiness. If you find people that make you feel free then you feel happy. Rules don't go well with you. You don't really like being involved with fights per se but you LOVE debating, if you can beat a motherfucker with nothing but facts and logic you will and you will enjoy it.

Your way of flirting or making friends is "lowkey bullying" or my favourite "verbally throwing hands". If they shoot back you get heart eyes (my mars in sag agrees). You can be tactless as fuck tho. Like you will say some outrageous shit that MIGHT be funny if the timing is right or MIGHT make everyone in a 5 mile radius mad.

I NEED to talk about your moon in sag bc Babe, babe the moon tells us about our emotions and how we deal with them, how we express them and how they shape us. But BABE. Sagittarius moons are so bad at comforting people it's embarrassing, trying to make them think of smth else or do smth else to distract from the situation is NOT a good way to deal with your emotions... Avoiding your emotions like the plague is not gonna invent a vaccine... Saying "everything is fine :)" DOESN'T MAKE ANYTHING FINE PLEASE GO TO THERAPY. ok to give you some credit, you don't let shit bring you down, no matter what you always get up and that is a *strength* that i admire, but love you're burning the candle at both ends, especially if you get yourself in More problems by trying to distract yourself from One problem.

Also you've had a horsegirl phase or a dog obsession phase or both huh. AND your love language is sarcasm but the type that you will make someone laugh when you're insulting them. You're also hilarious irl you're prob the "funny friend" but with that scorpio mars and venus baby inside ur sad and dark as fuck ripp.

I also wanted to talk about your mercury in sag... Babe... Do you know what a brain to mouth filter IS?! do you recognize that word?!?! Cuz you have never used yours i think. Like you are hilarious but that's because you have dolphins in the head cavity baby. Not trying to say you're stupid, you're actually very smart and opinionated, probably have been told that you'd be a great lawyer or smth. But miss gurl please think before you speak for the love of god ur gonna make someone cry. Also ur mouth is foul. Have you ever spoken a sentence without a "fuck" or a "cunt" somewhere in there?! God bless.

Now for your scorpio Venus I'm just gonna say, more confirmation that ur Sexy as Fuck, scorpio venuses are just sexy, amazing partners, VERY passionate, whoever dates you will never forget you, for better or for worse you'll forever be on the back of their mind. You had a harsh emo phase huh, maybe loved some obscure shit like witchcraft or just love dressing all black like someone's mother died, i bet you wear silver jewelry a lot, maybe necklaces or rings or chockers. If this isn't how you dress now it was prob a major phase in your life. Or maybe you just love horror movies idk

Being as passionate as you are you don't take well to being mistreated or lied to, you might like to plot revenge and things like those, you wouldn't do anything... You actually prefer letting things go but you WILL make an elaborate scenario in your head at 3am or even as you stare right in the persons face.

With mars in scorpio you might be kinda passive aggressive, maybe you act like things don't really bother you but you throw a comment or two once in a while just to stir the pot bc you can't move on lmfao.

You are attracted to people that are introverts or generally just mysterious, like i said above the nature of the Sagittarius is to Learn and to Study. People that you can't immediately figure out intrigue you. All your crushes are either on geminis or water signs lmfao.

The best careers for you are the ones that allow you some freedom of either movement or expression and something that can keep your mind from flying away, something that keeps you intrigued, like research or writing. You're a very "all or nothing" person and it can sometimes scare people away, i advise you to work on compromising, being less stubborn and more open with your emotions and desires.

(part one bc I'm taking too long and I don't wanna keep you waiting so much) I'll reblog this with part 2

Alright here we go part 2 of Roasting hella until she finds out I'm hiding in her walls.

I will skip over some planets that are Very slow moving and usually don't talk about you as an individual but refer to your generation as a whole.

I wanna focus on lilith for a sec bc worstie lilith talks about our fears, our more "darker" side that we hide from ourselves as well as the people that we love. Lilith in aries in the eleventh house tells me you might be afraid to take charge, you gravitate towards positions of leadership but you let go on the last second, almost afraid to have too much control, very often self sabotaging your own success. Your anger and you own ambition might scare you, you might be afraid of appearing too aggressive bc under your skin you have a deep rooted anger and rebellion that you wish to relieve but you can't find a good enough outlet, some things soothe it but you always feel like it never leaves. It might be related to some form of resentment that you never truly dealt with and now it sits uncomfortably with you and you just can't get over it and it bothers you. You might have been shy in groups as a child, maybe you talked a lot but it was always from a fear of the silence not always because you had something to say. The eleventh house is that of groups and friends and social awareness, technology and your hopes and wishes for the future, having lilith in this house talks about someone who had a hard time feeling comfortable around people OR someone who wasn't very accepted. You might have desperately wished for friends but have found it hard to find any. Or if you did, you deep down felt very alone. I would advise to learn to accept your anger and deal with it in healthy ways instead of brushing it off and repressing it.

The north node talks about what you need to focus more in your life for example in your case with Gemini in your North node you need to focus more on your communication letting go of anxiety and your relation with other people you need to become more interested in intellectual pursuit and growth. You need to let go off the need to always be right and look more at details instead of focusing on on the bigger picture all of the time. When your North node is is in Gemini then your South node is in Sagittarius which tells me that what you should focus less on is your pursuit of freedom and your rebellion. Be more aware of your words and use them with maturity.

Now let's have some fun with the ascendent in leo which we share and now i see why ur so relatable. The first house or the ascendant is that very superficial layer of our personality, it includes the way we carry ourselves, our style, the little habits or quirks we have. One thing about leo ascendants is that we have an obsession with our hair. Hair is important to us, some have huge hair that might remind you of a lions mane, others just have very unique style or color but we ALL are lowkey or highkey obsessed with it, either constantly touching it, pulling it, chewing on it, cutting it or dying it in unique ways you name it. You might have a rather large nose or cat like eyes.

This ascendent is full of life and light, very funny, light hearted and luxurious, you want to live that good life and i don't blame you. A negative aspect is that we come of as intimidating to others. ALL of my friends AND my ex have at some point told me I was intimidating to them. It makes us prone to overcompensating for it later in life so maybe now you're super outgoing and extroverted and you approach people first and try to be super friendly. Also you're an attention whore (affectionate) with a flare for the dramatics, very flamboyant, you basically fill the room with personality, it attracts attention and you love it. You're what people would call a "sunny" person.

You're hella competitive (get it lol) and you LOVE fighting your way to the top and crushing the competition. You're probably a weirdo that low key likes school. Not the way it's run or the teachers or whatever, but the "idea" of school. If you could just learn all your life you absolutely would.

Second house in virgo. The 2nd house is the house of money, work, income, daily routines, values, material possessions, habits, work ethic ect being in virgo it means you can have an extremely good work ethic, you put a lot of thought in planning and mapping your work, you might get overly critical on your work though and often undermine your own success and efforts because they didn't fit your impossible standards. You can be very organized in your work, you want things to be a certain way and if they don't follow your plan you will Make them. Its a good position for virgo but yoh need to be aware of not overworking by trying to do Everything on your own. Let others help you, and let people in your work do their own things don't try to help if not asked to because you will overwork yourself.

The third house is that of the mind, thinking, communication, siblings, interests and early education, in your case it is in Libra which means that you're early education might not have been very stable or it was a period of time that you look back with a lot of fondness but not much substance. You are a good talker but you get lost when it comes to details, you are indecisive when it comes to settling on an opinion on something if you don't have All the facts first, you always want to be right. You are pretty open minded and easy to talk to but you might have the bad habit of rambling off topic. You change interests constantly and you prob like to talk about others, you wanna know the tea if it kills you. You prob had a crush on a childhood best friend or on a hot neighbor. Your relationship with your siblings might be pretty good, friendly, no particular resentment or anything like that, you might be the one that everyone treats a little better, people let you get away with things more often, you might be the one that takes 2 hours in the bathroom lol.

Oof fourth house in scorpio babe how are the mommy issues? 😬 How is your relationship with your femininity? Having trouble with keeping secrets? So the fourth house is the one responsible for your home roots, your family, self-care, emotions, your mother, women and your femininity and having Scorpio here tells me that you might have very strong ties to your family, but they weren't healthy or emotionally supportive. You have grown with people that might have undermined your emotions, people that didn't teach you to set healthy boundaries and maybe even manipulators and gaslighters. You might have been the type to put your foot down a lot a home, assuming a very dominant role as well as the defender. You're very private about your family life and don't want to let people too close.

Ah i just noticed u have like 3 planets in this house including ur Sun and Moon, babe this house is what you need to focus on when you go to therapy. This almost secretive, guarded approach to understanding your own emotions is very prominent in how you see yourself, how you feel and with Pluto there, how you change. I could say the biggest changes in your life have happened in these areas and they have left the biggest impacts on you. Yes you are passionate and protective but don't let bad feelings marinate forever, address them and then move on from them because they're just weighting you down.

Fifth house in sag, also the house of your mercury. This house represents Love, romance, creativity, self expression, joy and childlike spirit. It tells me the way you express your creativity is through words which makes sense since you're a great writer, but not only, the way you express Love is also through your words, expression and free thoughts are your way you tell your loved ones how much you mean to them, think poetry, long rants, music recommendations bc of specific song lyrics, you have been writing form childhood and it's one of the ways you express your view on beauty as well, to you love is freedom and freedom is expression.

Capricorn in the sixth house paired with both uranus and neptune being in it tells me there is something about your knees, joints, bones or teeth in particular that stands out when it comes to your health, maybe you tend to break your teeth, maybe you like chewing on crunchy foods, maybe your joints crack a lot, idk but I'd drink my milk if i was you, take care of your joints and bones. Also for you, being emotionally unwell often translates to being Physically unwell as well, so be mindful of your emotions because they do affect you physically. You need to keep hydrated also and your health plan needs structure for it to work bc that neptune makes everything very chaotic and uranus constantly makes you bored and wanting to spice things up. Take care of your emotional needs just as much as you would with your physical ones. And for the love of jesus be CAREFUL with alcohol or smoking because that neptune in ur health house could mean serious trouble if you let it become an addiction, don't push it.

Aquarius in the seventh house of relationships, marriage, contracts, business partners ect means you are untraditionally traditional. That makes sense in my head let me explain. Aquarius is a sign that seeks individualism desperately, it likes to feel like a special person, impossible to understand. Yet always feels comfortable in the structure of traditional and safe paths. So for example you might marry someone in a way that is not traditional but at the end of the day you wish for your marriage to have a stability you would feel safe falling into. Also it says ur gay. Air signs in the relationship house says ur gay i Make the rules.

Pisces is in the eighth house of sex, intimacy, shared finances, inheritance, taxes, loans, property, mystery, partner's resources. This tells me you fuck with feeling lmfao. Or you simply make your love life something "special", a connection that only you and ur person can share, it's what makes you an amazing lover and an unforgettable one as well. But as amazing as you are at creating a otherworldly atmosphere, ur just as shit at setting boundaries and saying something when you don't like something. You don't like to see things that you love ending and a failed relationship makes you blame yourself too much, you have the tendency to stay in situations where you are being mistreated but you tell yourself It's on you.

A recurring theme I'm seeing is some weakness when it comes to liars or manipulators in your life. So either you irrationally fear people are lying to you because you "lie" to them about yourself or a lot of people in your childhood might have used lying or gaslighting as a way to keep you under control. I would advise to try not to overthink and become paranoid, people love you and they believe in you and they aren't deceiving you, they don't secretly mean something different from what they have said. Listen to your intuition about people sure, but don't confuse it with anxiety.

With lilith and aries in the 9th house of travel and higher education and religion I'm gonna assume you might have religious trauma. Religion might have been a way that people used to try and control you, if not religion then some form of system or government law. Being queer i completely understand the sentiment but in your case it's take a step further because you Value the ideals of this house so much, with lilith here, it's like at som point in your life you were finally awakened to how much injustice there was in the world ant that has made you very inclined to take action, you cannot stand unjust government or non tolerating religions. You might have felt crushed under an unjust system and it took you a lot of will and conviction to find your individuality and build yourself how you wanted once you were free.

Your midheaven in taurus tells me you are one that will achieve any goals you set your mind to. It might take you time, you might procrastinate around it, but at the end of the day, you will do it and you will do it well and it will be rewarding. If your father isn't a Taurus then he was a stable figure in your life, very much a rock for better or for worse. In your career life people will see you as very competent, very down to earth and helpful but you know you just procrastinated till the last second possible and stayed up all night do finish your work... You will seek careers that you believe will guarantee you stable income and a comfortable life. You might indulge in luxury from time to time because you think in order to get the position you want at work you need to look the part. Ultimately it's your sheer stubbornness and spite that gets you all the way up to the top of the food chain.

The eleventh house of groups, friendships, humanitarianism, and social awareness is in your case in gemini. It tells me you value friendship extremely and you surround yourself with a diverse cast of friends, you couldn't mix your different friend groups if you tried and you have tried. You have the habit of being too friendly to everyone which makes you end up with more friends than you know what to do with. You are approachable but people can get the impression that you are putting up a show or a facade and your emotions arent genuine, it's not always the case but you need to be more truthful and assertive, put some boundaries and don't let people get away with shit you don't like. Your public persona is very well liked, seen as fun and bright and smart and overall a joy to be around.

Now that last placement... 12th house cancer, i have the same placement and babe I'm sorry for all the shit you have been through. You deserve the freedom to be unhappy and to express that unhappiness in healthy ways. You deserve to be given unconditional love and support no matter how many mistakes you say you have made no matter how overly pessimistic you are about yourself it doesn't matter you're amazing and i love you and you deserve the world.

With jupiter the planet of expansion in the 12th house of endings, spirituality, solitude and karma?! Gurl i did say u were a cult leader but i didn't think it was astrologically backed up rippp. But it also says you might have a hard time getting the motivation to finish things, you might take a long time to finish a project. This house placements also tells me you're amazing at writing emotional ass fantasy stories which by now we have confirmed, but if you have like, an original idea for a book don't hesitate to get it started babe bc u have a very promising placement for that. Don't get too dragged into a sad whirlpool of emotions and daydreams but bring your creative ideas to life and you'll be fine.

This is all I'm doing today and i think it's enough lol. I'm posting this I'm sorry to my followers for the long ass post I'll tag it so you can filter it. This was a whole psycho-astrological analysis of our favourite writer Hellspawn1975. I have wanted to study her like a new lizard species for a while and i finally got the chance thank you hella for the opportunity.

Final words to @hella1975 i hate you and I'll fuck ur mom tomorrow, gn babe <3

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2 5 & 13 for: ginny Weasley, cho Chang, hermione, gay nuns (never reblog these things while I'm online lol)

THANKS SAM I LOVE YOU!!!!!

Ahhh Ginny:

2. Their emotional/moral weak spots:

Ginny will hate you forever if you don’t support the Holyhead Harpies. You could be the best person but if you talk shit about the Harpies you’re dead to her. On a more serious note, she’s afraid of being vulnerable with people after the diary possession, and she hates losing control over her life, or feeling like she’s lost control over her life. On a moral note, she can sometimes do stuff for her own reputation and not because it’s necessarily the right thing to do.

5. Guilty Pleasures: 

She takes REALLY LONG BATHS, like she gets all pruney and doesn’t care, she loves it. Ginny also secretly watches the Great British Bakeoff but is ALSO obsessed with cooking shows in the USA. she gets very passionate about it all. which is hilarious, because she can’t cook for shit.

13. What Gets Them Flustered:

for harry/ginny: whenever harry says, “your hair is a sunset,” (he says this a lot) whenever harry kisses her in public (with tongue, because neither of them have any fucks to give), whenever harry says, “thank you for being my wife,” in a very conversational, matter-of-fact way, whenever harry helps ginny cut her hair short.

for ginny/luna: whenever luna kisses her hand, whenever luna braids her hair, whenever luna calls her, “darling,” whenever luna shows her some really cool magical creature specimen and smiles really wide and tells her, “it’s not as pretty as you, of course.” sometimes luna is telling a joke to people and winks at ginny, like they both know what’s funny, and ginny blushes every time. 

the thing to remember here is that ginny is a bisexual sap no matter what. 

Cho Chang!!!!

2. Cho can be too forgiving–she’s no pushover, but she avoids conflict like the plague with the people she’s close to, and would rather keep her friends instead of potentially making them angry at her. She hates being alone. She hates talking about difficult things. At her most afraid, she can choose what’s convenient over what’s right. She always knows when she does something wrong, but often does it anyway.  

5. CHO READS SO MANY TRASHY WIZARD ROMANCE NOVELS. SO MANY.  She loves and over-analyzes every single one of them. She also secretly loves playing against Harry or Cedric at Quidditch matches but DON’T TELL HER TEAMMATES THAT. 

13. ok so cho blushes all the time, it’s just a fact, but that being said, here’s what gets her flustered: whenever harry leaves terrible little poems for her on the fridge before work, whenever cedric gives her flowers he picked himself from their garden, whenever harry kisses her collarbone, whenever cedric puts his hand on her thigh in public and it’s (mostly) innocuous and casual but cho has read too many romance novels, whenever harry and cedric ask her about the book she’s reading. 

Hermioneeeeeeeee:

2. i feel like her emotional and moral weak spots are explored pretty well in the books, but i will add that hermione has a lot of internalized misogyny to get over, and also that she can be impatient and insensitive with others when wanting to achieve a goal. 

5. hermione and cho have a book club where they talk about the latest TRASHY ROMANCE NOVEL they’ve read. ginny is nominally a part of this club except she tends to skim the books and ends up with only like, 20% of the plot. it’s great. anyway, hermione also loves knitting even though she’s bad at it, and she is ALSO a huge secret fan of those reality tv paranormal detective shows. she points out when it’s a real ghost and when it’s a fake ghost and gets really into it. 

13. hermione gets flustered whenever she’s like, mid-rapid-fire-rant about nothing in particular and ron just gets this big goofy smile and says, “i’m so glad you married me,” and also whenever ron beats her at chess, which they play regularly, it’s like one of their date night things. also whenever her and ron are in a heated debate and ron bites his lip. let’s be real, they both like to solve (ultimately unimportant) arguments with making out. 

IT’S TIME FOR THE GAY NUNS:

Ana:

2. she has a lot of deep-seated insecurity and as a result tends to lash out at the slightest criticism. she can be cruel to preserve her reputation and her self-image. she doesn’t care about the rules, but she PRETENDS that she does with the right people–hypocritical. will back-stab and cheat and gossip and do almost anything to feel valued. wants attention all the time. can be willfully ignorant about her flaws/what’s right–stubborn. can be petty, selfish, melodramatic. loves pranking people, causing chaos, being purposely obnoxious (when it suits her). 

5. she secretly loves going to church, but not because she’s very religious or anything–it’s calming, and she can ignore her family under the guise of prayer, and she can vent to God. she’s like “animals are kind of gross who needs them as pets,” but she loves cats, and no, she’s not projecting, she’s just going to make sure that this random kitten found starving in the convent is going to be LOVED and APPRECIATED LIKE SHE DESERVES. 

13. where do i fucking start. you’d THINK that she’d be like, super smooth and coy and shit, and she is sometimes, because she’s a terrible flirt when she wants to be, but mostly whenever juliana like, smiles right at her, ana internally combusts. ana also gets flustered whenever juliana kisses her knuckles, or says, “god loves you, as i do,” or whenever juliana laughs at a joke ana tells. it’s like, literally any time whenever juliana is really gentle and soft towards her. they could be making out and it’s all good but then idk, juliana’s like “you have such nice eyes” and ana is like “im deceased” bless her. 

Juliana:

2. she can put her spiritual needs above everything else–ie, thinking, “i have god who needs anything else.” can get in her own head too much. she gets irritable and snide when she lets stuff pent up, which is often. proud, hates change, holds grudges. is incredibly strict with her morals because she’s super catholic, (and pedantic), BUT she can also put the institution of the church over god/what’s right. she acts rigid and cold and self-righteous, and she can be all of those things, but this masks her deeply-felt loneliness and exhaustion over not being understood. hates feeling out of control. 

5. juliana actually really loves dancing. she’s not that great at it, but she loves it. she also loves hearing all about conrad’s illegal pirate adventures, even though they’re technically sinful. she also secretly loves to sing. AND she secretly loves watching plays. and bad jokes. 

13. ok so juliana gets flustered whenever ana is super flirty with her, whenever ana kisses the back of her neck, whenever ana says, “you’re lovely,” whenever ana looks at her after juliana is done praying, whenever ana sends her that classic gay smirk when some rando visiting the convent is like, “it’s so great that you’re friends.” also omg here’s the thing. juliana gets Especially Flustered whenever anyone talks about shit about her, and ana gets really protective. juliana doesn’t need to be rescued 24/7 or anything like that, but she really loves it when ana is like “I’LL KNIFE YOU” if someone is like “juliana is uncool” or whatever and juliana gets v flustered. these gays are ridiculous.