“don’t cry, my child”
i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…
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society is spiraling and culture is a wasteland. i know this because i looked and most people prefer things that are fun and easy, making fun and easy things extremely popular. this is the first time that's ever happened, historically.
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What the heck is your Tumblr header? Are the girls okay?? What's happening in that picture?? I have so many questions.
It's called FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK.jpg and it's the best piece of fanart ever made
And the worst part: Nobody knows who drew it.
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I'm sorry, the Watcher channel is so fucking hilarious to me now. They really quit buzzfeed and immediately decided they're going to do the same shows just slightly different. I'm obsessed
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they really said: benoit blanc aka the worlds best dressed detective
leyendecker study but make it glass onion
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a couple days late, but happy 23rd birthday twins!
may their next 10 years be peaceful
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The chain travels to Travelers Hyrule and he starts finding one up dolls of all his new hero friends. They'll probably come in handy, so he'll hold onto them for now.
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it cracks me up that there was a secret society of American journalists who, from 1965 to 2006, slipped the phrase "it was as if some occult hand..." into articles
this all started when one guy used the phrase in an article and his friends thought it was so hilariously out of place that they all started using it
it drove their editors crazy but they kept doing it
that was like. the whole thing. they called it the Order of the Occult Hand and all it did was put a random metaphor into as many news articles as possible
they picked a new phrase in the early 00s, which has not been revealed yet- to my knowledge
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