#It's not alright

[springs-hurts]

bbc Merlin did grave injustice to Arthur's fighting prowess really! Any "aira gaira" (Nobody, but it sounds better in Hindi lmao) would come and be able to hold his own against him, like babe you're kidding me? I get Merlin was powerful, doesn't mean Arthur needed his magic to defeat fucking bandits, like seriously downplaying someone's skills to this level? Yeah alright

[melinoelabs]

Public Service Announcement: If the Goo's Alight, It's Not Alright!

Since this continues to be an ongoing problem, we did what all reputable scientists do: we glanced at our WWHD* bracelets, looked back at how we staved off handled this issue in the 1980s, then broke for lunch.

So get ready for your sense-memory of that weird pea-and-salisbury-steak aroma to come flooding back, because we found an old copy of our PSA from the S.W.E.L.L. program! So get your puffy vest, don your giant hair, and remember...

If the Goo's alight, it's not alright!

Lyrics under the fold

*What Would Hasbro Do? **Scientific Waste Evasion Literacy Lessons

Stay away from the glow it's a wicked sight, Kids and teens Listen up Be smart and stay clear Glowing ooze ain't a drink It's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't want that goo in a drink, it's something to fear Don't let curiosity bring you near

Don't drink the goo It's not that cool 9 outta ten it'll make a monster outta you gettin' powers isn't realistic don't be another mutation statistic If the goo's alight It's not alright, If the goo's alight It's not alright,

9 out of 10 (it's not alright)

If the goo's alight, it's not alright (it's not alright)

It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright. It's not alright.

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Song made with Suno.AI, lyrics by S. Trent Troop.

[welllllllllllllllllll]

I watched a bvb game from 21/22 vs mainz . It was on march 16th if anyone is wondering . But basically it was going fine but then in the second half , jude and this rival player go to head a ball and clash . Jude is 17 here btw . He literally crumbles to the floor , when he gets up he's literally stumbling , can't even walk straight . They let him come back on 5 mins later .

Yk we talk about how jude needs to learn when his body needs rest and stuff but this guy has been allowed to play through what genuinely could've been a concussion since he was 17 years . It's almost like he's been allowed to push himself to the point where it's normal for him to just play through injury or play even though he should've been taken off as a precaution . This is completely on the club staff that has let him do this for like 3 years now and has made him believe it's alright . It's just irresponsible

[joanofarc]

it’s not alright, ida (1995).

lately i’ve seen you less and less you seem translucent at best

[catatonic-indifference]

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

he transitioned, it's hatsune mike now

[moxley]

[cemeterything]

the tracking service for online orders at work keeps glitching and showing the drivers' location as somewhere off the african coast, so me and my coworkers have developed a ritual of standing in a circle and chanting "banished to the ocean. banished to the ocean." like evil sorcerers each time we go to accept an order and every time the location tracker shows them lost at sea we high five and cheer

[verawhisk]

they moved wyll to the center for good pr

[thefantastician]

is this relatable to everyone or just me

[the-elf-draws]

Asking for directions

[ineffable-doll]

Breaking news! Fic author starts writing a fic thinking it will be short and it turns out to be long! It is not the first time nor will it be the last!

[tooquirkytolose]

Dark Magicks

[borealiszero]

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —