#Its only fair

[trashworldblog]

when friendships end, you must king solomon your other friend :)

[avasem]

Petition to allow dick to do this every time bruce is up to his usual bullshit

[wiillatree]

all im saying is, if the british people decide now is the time to revolt against their monarchy, i feel it is my duty as an american to assist them in that process

[s1nful-sa1nt]

CAPTAIN PHASMA MY BELOVED

homophobic phasma is my favorite thing she's so funny

[demonontheroad]

Diane C137 in her flesh curtain phase

[theunamedauthor23]

Ok so totally weird brainwave yet what if Maelor had an egg that was the exact colouring (if not a bit lighter) than Sunfyre and when the egg hatched he names his dragon sunstroke as when the light hits his scales unlike how Sunfyre is golden Sunstroke is so bright it's like a blinding light that hits you.

[clevercorvidae]

i have decided that, to avoid jonifying sam, i will be imagining him with red hair

[swindlefingrs]

larian? excuse me larian! thanks for the grey you put in Gale's hair but excuse me larian you forgot to put grey in his beard. please fix this in patch 5

[kaleidescopic]

every autistic theater kid should be given a million dollars a stage and the rights to their favorite book or tv show to turn into a musical i think

[lucky-slice]

where is my aftg au in which Jean Moreau just straight up murders Riko, huh?

[natsmagi]

I think she's ticklish, wasn't there a scene in either the anime or element where rei threatened to tickle him?

I might be mistaken but anyway. She's ticklish i know it in my heart

OMG YEA THERES THIS SCENE!!!

I KNEWWWWW TSUMUGI HAD BEEN TICKLED AT SOME POINT BUT IT HAD LIKE. COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND ??? I COULDNT PUT MY FINGER ON WHAT IT WAS. god this scene was so. homoerotic rewatching it almost made me flustered. Why did rei do that. i keep asking why these people keep touching tsumugi as if we arent all on the same page here

anyway ticklish tsumugi my beloved........... power that could definitely be used for evil. and it should. utilize this information wisely

[astrea-y]

I'm only on Tumblr because sometimes AO3 needs to take a nap

[urmom973729]

I really really REALLY hope Donna Noble slaps the Doctor hard enough that Gallifrey hears it (again)

[mathlann]

It's always so hard thinking of post-game stuff for my OCs because I'm always like "well what if she just took a fucking nap? Like a really big one?"

[boydykedevo]

The McElroys should let me do the Ethersea graphic novels no i don't have nearly the level of artistic ability i would need however i have many thoughts on Devo's outfit/hairstyle changes and what they symbolize and how they parallel his character arc and

[vigilskeep]

You mentioned once that Minerva's reaction to Keir and Anders Elopement was like if a brigand ran off with of her own. You also mentioned how Keir is like "So why did you shorten Anders lifespan?"

I need details... I need to know this first meeting, please 🙏 😭

they are SO bitchy to each other

okay so from keir’s perspective minerva is responsible for making anders a grey warden, haunting his sleep and cutting his lifespan down, and she’s responsible for letting in the templars who made him flee and leave behind what little safety he had. she famously spared loghain, the man responsible for ostagar, a battle in which keir and his little brother were left to die, and his little brother did die in the aftermath. keir is also typically mistrustful of fast talkers and clever manipulators he feels are doing something he doesn’t understand, and reacts aggressively in any and all unfamiliar social situations

from minerva’s perspective, she’s been very worried for a long time about someone she feels a certain quasi-familial protectiveness over and a responsibility to. when he comes back into her life, he’s clearly had a very hard seven or eight years, he looks different, he acts different. he shows up with this stranger he’s suddenly married to. minerva is typically mistrustful of physically imposing human warriors, and in fact anyone aggressive and blunt and not open to conversation. she also responds to direct criticism very badly

you see why this is not going to go great. in the interests of not making this post super long i’ve clipped together some rough dialogue i’ve written for it here and there

[the setting here is basically a tense stand off; they’ve come across each other semi-accidentally, as anders and keir while on the run were forced to head for territory familiar to anders and cut too close to the vigil for comfort, inevitably stumbling across the warden-commander. okay, not that accidentally. minerva’s very well-connected in amaranthine now and has been following rumours as soon as they came close.]

minerva: [cautious, but genuine] am i speaking to my friend anders or to my friend justice?

anders: [justice flickering slightly] there is no one without the other.

[minerva considers this. she takes a couple of steps forward, and keir visibly tenses. she casts him a look—a little wary, a little challenging, kind of amused that he thinks she’d have to get close to do something—and comes to a halt, crossing her arms.]

minerva: and this one. he’s loyal to you?

anders: [softly] more than i deserve.

[minerva’s mouth thins to a flat line; she visibly doesn’t like this phrasing. keir doesn’t particularly like it either but his focus is on the threat/stranger. there’s a bit of a long silence and tension rises.]

anders: [breath of slightly nervous laughter] i think introductions are in order. love, this is... well, you know who the hero of ferelden is.

keir: [realises a beat too late that a response is expected of him] everyone does.

minerva: sometimes they bow. you’ll contain your excitement, i’m sure.

anders: [still valiantly trying to cut the tension] and, commander, this is keir hawke. the champion of kirkwall. [belatedly—they haven’t been married that long and he’s not entirely used to the idea] and... my husband.

minerva: [eyebrows raising, echoing his hesitation slightly] your... husband.

keir: [flatly] warden-commander. let any templars into your keep lately?

anders: [pinching bridge of nose] hawke.

keir: i want to know how fast we have to move.

minerva: we need to talk. you’ll move when i say you do.

keir: is that a threat?

minerva: it can be, if that’s what it takes to get it through your head. but no. it’s... [she realises that it was a command] ... a request.

keir: didn’t sound like it.

minerva: it wasn’t for you. go where you please.

keir: i go where he goes.

anders: [in the voice of a guy who had not thought through what this interaction would look like and the first couple paragraphs of this ask are now clicking one after the other in his head] maker’s breath. if you two are quite finished—