#JUNO. i s ***FLIRTING.***

[muscari-melpomene]

I’m listening to Juno Steel and the Man in Glass again, and y’know what just struck me?

Juno is smarter than Nureyev.

Nureyev is presented as the polished master thief with a thousand faces, sure, but all his skill points are in bluff. He knows how to blend in, how to thieve, and most importantly, how to handle people, string them along with pretty words and meaningful glances. He’s the face, the charm, the trickster.

Juno is none of that. But what we sometimes forget is that Juno was able to make a living as a detective for a while for a reason. He acts as though he doesn’t care, like he isn’t paying attention, but he notices things, and connects one thought to the other fast enough that sometimes even he doesn’t realize it until he’s already acting. He has impeccable instincts, but more often than not, instincts like that come from absorbing dozens of tiny bits of information and subconsciously stringing them together until the conclusion suddenly seems obvious, and it doesn’t occur to him that it’s very likely no one else has noticed.

Juno can’t bluff to save his life (as we’ve seen) and he does tend to the quick & dirty approach to crime solving/crime committing, but even the decision to let himself get beat to a pulp is, at least subconsciously, calculated. Juno is really incredibly intelligent, but with how he presents himself, nobody really notices until it’s too late.

& tbh I love that for him.

[my--moon]

hello!! i saw that your requests were open and I just love the way you write!! i was wondering if you’d be willing to do a Leo Valdez x fem!reader? just something like Piper was trying to play matchmaker between the two, but they’re already in a relationship and she just doesn’t know?? no pressure tho!! All my love to you, honey 😘😘😘

❝ Matchmaking! Whoops... ❞

Pairing; Leo Valdez X Fem!Reader (Child of Demeter) Warning; Curse words, mentions of sickles (the weapon) implied smut, make out, getting caught, I think that's it tbh. (N/N) = Nickname A/N; Aunty Juno has taken your order! One fanfic comin' right up, sweetie!

Total badass. Pretty hair. User of Demeter's sickles. Has literally cut the throat of a monster for laying a finger on her friends.

Ugh, what didn't (Y/N) have?

A boyfriend!

Actually, nobody knew about (Y/N)'s love life. So, Piper assumed that she was single. And no person that hot should be single. (Unless you're on the ace/aro spectrum, then be single and rich if you want, babes)

Piper Mclean set out on a mission to get (Y/N) with someone. And who better than that be but with Valdez?

You see, Leo was flirty. And (Y/N) didn't react to flirts or acts of seduction. Making her nearly impossible for Piper or any of her siblings to charm. But Leo, however, got her to giggle.

The short Latino got the badass child of the earth to giggle with a flirt. Oh. My. Gods.

When Piper saw this, her jaw dropped. She immediately made it her job to get those two together.

She explained the plan to Annabeth and Hazel, Annabeth agreed that they would be compatible. Hazel however was just snickering to herself the entire time. Like she knew something.

It was a foolproof plan! Make them get as close to each other as possible. And then make them talk. Piper was confident in her plan. So she put it too work.

She made the two pair up during any quests, made them sit by each other whenever she could. She also might've on purposely broke one of (Y/N)'s sickles to make her ask Leo for help.

Annabeth and Hazel whispered to each other: “Should we tell her..?”

“No, let her live in her delusions for a second before they tell her.” The Pluto daughter replied. The two girls nodded and watched carefully at the scene of Piper planning out how to get the two together.

“Where could they be?” Piper muttered to herself.

After a quest, (Y/N) and Leo and been missing for an hour or so. The pair had just... Disappeared.

The steps of Piper's boots echoed throughout the halls, an occasional noise from the outside world hummed through the cracks.

Then there was a small thump. Like a thump against a door. Like something accidentally bumped into it.

Piper perked up at the noise. “Hm?” She hummed inquisitively. She slowly walked up to the door, and reached for the handle.

Just before she grabbed the doorknob, she heard a whisper of 'shhh' and 'hold still'. What in Hades name?

The child of Aphrodite was curious no doubt. So she did what anyone would do!

The door flung wide open. Piper's jaw dropped.

The sight was of Leo and (Y/N). Leo's hand holding her thigh up with a strong grip, (Y/N)'s arms loosely wrapped around his neck. His top two buttons undone, and her high waisted jeans resting at her hips.

Leo's face was covered in glossy kiss marks and (Y/N)'s head was tilted back for her neck to be reached better. The two stared back at Piper with wide eyes.

“Hi.” (Y/N) broke the silence.

Piper didn't respond, just stared back at them with bulging eyes and a opened mouth. “...Hi..?”

Leo's expression was the same as (Y/N)'s. Deer caught in headlights eyes and mouth closed tight. He grabbed the doorknob from Piper and shut the door on Piper's face.

The door shut tight and the lock was heard clicking in place.

Piper was flabbergasted. She didn't process it all in the moment, so when she did—her ability to talk finally came back and she gasped.

“Wait, hold on! You've hooking up and none of you told me?!” She said, banging back on the door.

The couple in the closet said perfectly silent and perfectly still. Neither of them threatened to breathe.

Piper gave up trying to get them out of the locked closet and raced over to Annabeth's room.

Annabeth opened the door and Hazel was lying on her bed while Percy was sitting on a beanbag by her desk. “Hey, what's up?”

Piper walked in and closed the door behind her. “Okay, I usually don't gossip around people who aren't apart of the girls—”

Percy shrugged, before grabbing a jacket and placing it on his head. “Pretend I'm a girl.” He said, which made Hazel giggle and Annabeth roll her eyes.

Piper chuckled before speaking again. “Okay, you will NOT believe what I just saw.”

[hyunsvngs]

Toxic ex Jeongin. That’s it, that’s the tweet.

Like just imagine running into Jeongin at a party and he sees you and gets all cocky because he knows you miss him still, and so he just toys with you the entire night, flirting and getting handsy. Then it just gets to the point where he whisks you away to fuck you as a reminder you’ll never really get over him and just UGHHHH I want him to ruin my life omfg

-🪽

“you know, for someone who claims to hate me, your pussy is fucking soaked,” jeongin huffs, his hips slapping against yours where he’s got you bent over the bathroom counter. you’d ditched the party long ago. as soon as you saw jeongin, you knew what the rest of the night would entail. and you do, you do hate him - but your pussy doesn’t. he knows your body too well for you to even claim that.

“i d-do, i do hate you,” you stutter out, whining when he smacks your ass with one large palm. “my pussy likes you, though.”

“yeah, i can feel that,” jeongin scoffs, his hips adjusting to fuck into you deeper. the reflection in the mirror is shocking - your ex, who you do strongly dislike in terms of characteristics, with a wild look behind you and you with mussed up hair and wide eyes. “your pussy is so fucking tight, so wet. fuckin’ made for me.”

“‘s yours,” you slur, head falling forward against the mirror. “i always come back to you.”

“i know, you’re not going anywhere.”

♡ juno

[vole-mon-amour]

Losing it, besties.

The way Phil loves Jamie. Me too, Phil. Me too.

Why am I not really surprised? Probably bc of the way he flirts with Brett. That pic of him almost kissing Brett. Not failing at it now, is he? lol

A nod toward some very particular part of the fandom. He's so self-aware (he's also a dork).

He already mentioned it before, but I love reading things like this nonetheless.

Kudos for asking this way, implying that Roy and Jamie are in love, and for Phil probably not even blinking before answering with a more or less straight expression on his face.

For the record, I shortened the answer, but overall, I like watching how much Phil loves both Brett and Juno. They're great actors and it seems like they're nice irl, too.

And "Jamie wants to be with Keelay", but then also all those words about Roy and Jamie. Make up your mind, please.

S-season 4 when? ;_; I'm still amazed by what Jason managed to create. Wow, just wow.

(in Phil's voice) Gosh. Heavens.

Me too, Phil. Me too. ;_;

Kudos to the interviewer for being a part of the fandom tbh, but also being a grown up that recognizes fun and the love for fiction, being it books or fanfiction. Because ultimately, I think, most of published books are originally someone's original characters and imagined world. Fanfiction for a small or non-existed fandom. And some published books were originally fanfiction that got edited and published as original work.

So yeah, I hope they do hold their private meetings and write more fanfiction. Post it, Phil. Then say that you did without saying anything else and let all the fanfiction writers lose their minds, me included. I think that would be fun.

x

[takuyakistall]

sweet spots

— Commission piece for @ai-kan1's OC, Juno, and Ace!

It was no wonder that Ace knew a handful of stuff—whether it was taken from someone else or maybe he even made it up himself. But, believing them was a different matter. He's caught a lot of tidbits here and there but it never meant that he was the type to blindly believe in such sayings or rumours.

However, there was one short saying that caught his eye. He managed to overhear it from a bunch of students while he was running an errand for Professor Divus. Slacking, while on the job, was something the professor loathed but that didn't seem to stop him anyway when Ace leaned against the wall just to listen in to their conversation after his interest was piqued.

"Hey, guess what I saw today online."

"I thought I just told you to not believe everything you see online."

"Ugh, I know. But, listen, it's not as if I believe it but it's really interesting. Look!"

"Huh…? 'Moles are in places where you were kissed the most in your past life'? What is this?"

"Eh? Exactly what it says. Moles are in places where you got kissed the most in your past life—I thought the title was pretty self-explanatory."

"No, I mean, why is this so interesting to you?"

"C'mon, even if it isn't true, doesn't it seem romantic? Look, you even have ones here on your—"

Ace promptly left the scene. He's heard enough, he didn't want to linger longer to hear them start flirting with each other. It was painfully obvious that even Ace felt a little bad. Soon enough, he finished what he was asked to do but the conversation prior still lingered in his mind.

"Moles…" He muttered under his breath, his brain trying to formulate a coherent thought to figure out why it's been haunting him. Then, as if fate would have it, a sudden face flashed inside his head, rendering him speechless and flustered—albeit slightly.

He wondered if Juno had any moles.

He stopped in his tracks and thought to himself: Oh, that's a dangerous thing to think about.

But, like any other good student, curiosity was a trait he had. Maybe he should ask, just for curiosity's sake. Though, frankly, he knew deep down that it wouldn't help his situation at all if Juno ended up revealing any moles he had on his body.

He paused and came to a conclusion.

Yeah, maybe I should ask.

Ramshackle felt cozy around this hour. Ace always liked hanging around during this time of day after classes ended and it's no one but him and Juno inside the building (usually Grim would be there but he had "important" matters to attend to).

Ace crashed into the couch, letting out a deep groan as he stretched his arms. He fell slump against the armrest, eyes closed, and started whining. "Argh… I'm tired."

"Tell me about it." Juno followed suit, crashing alongside him and leaning against the other armrest of the couch. He let out a sigh, his eyes distant, "I don't wanna think about going back to class tomorrow."

"Don't skip." Ace clicked his tongue, lightly flicking Juno's skin in a playful manner—a small smirk appearing on his face. "Class is boring without you."

"All you do is keep bothering me anyway," Juno recounted the times Ace sent paper airplanes or notes his way. Only for him to unfold it and read out the most nonsensical and ridiculous messages ever. Sometimes, Ace would even mess with his hair—twirling his hair around his finger while absentmindedly listening to whatever the teacher had to say. He sighed, continuing, "But I won't skip."

Ace let out a chuckle and then a breathy laugh. His expression smug when he reaches out to pinch Juno's cheek playfully while saying, "Of course you wouldn't. You'd miss me too much."

He loved how the rosy tint spread on Juno's cheeks in just a few seconds as he pinned his gaze somewhere else.

Huffing, he covered his mouth and retorted. "Who told you that?"

"Well, it's obvious now isn't it?" He pushed further, "You wouldn't have that kind of reaction if it was a lie, haha!"

Juno stared at him with a bewildered expression, eyebrows furrowed just slightly and the tips of his lips tugging up into a small, uncontrollable grin. "Haha, I guess I am obvious."

Juno set his arm down facing up and Ace caught sight of something.

A familiar question popped up inside his head again and his eyes widened ever so slightly, it was difficult to catch the way his eyes transitioned to full focus on something else.

"Hey, Juno."

"Yes?"

"You got a mole on your wrist?" An innocent and harmless question—he was glad that the question disguised itself as one. Otherwise, Juno would've known he was up to some sort of mischief.

Juno's eyes lit up a little at the random question as he held up his wrist, close enough for Ace to see it in its entirety. "I do. It's pretty noticeable, isn't it? Everyone keeps noticing it."

"Huh? Really?" He never noticed it before.

Ace wrapped his fingers around his wrist, thumb smoothing over the skin where his mole was. It was a strange gesture, it made Juno pause as the odd sense of embarrassment sunk into his head.

"What are you doing?"

"Looking at it. Duh."

"You don't have to hold my wrist like this if you're just looking." Juno protested, trying to shake him away but Ace was oddly persistent. "I think you've looked enough."

Ace shook his head, sighing, "Listen to me for a second."

"What is it this time?" Juno groaned, tilting his head.

"I heard this really interesting thing just earlier—"

"I thought we told you to stop eavesdropping on others already?" Juno interjected and Ace couldn't help but sigh in frustration.

"—Not the point right now. Anyways, as I was saying, I heard this thing earlier." He paused, choosing his next words. "It was something about moles."

Now this caught Juno's attention. It might explain to him his sudden interest in his mole.

"What is it?"

"Haha… Something about them being places you were kissed the most in your past life, I think?"

"Oh?" Somehow, the next few events became predictable.

The next thing he knew, Ace raised Juno's wrist closer to his face—his lips hovering over his mole. His lips barely ghosted over his skin as Ace looked at Juno straight in the eyes, a mischievous grin on his face.

Everything clicked inside Juno's head. "Hey, what do you think you're doing—!?"

Promptly, Ace placed a chaste kiss over the mole. It was supposed to be a single, quick kiss but somehow it didn't end there. Once more, Juno tried shaking him off but he never let him.

"Stay still," Ace's voice was low. His breath was hot against his skin. "I just want to give justice to those rumours, y'know?"

He pulled away, finally, and looked at him with a cheeky expression—a smirk on his lips as he cocked his head to the side. "You got any more moles anywhere on your body?"

"Why would I tell you that now that I know what you're gonna do?" Juno puffed his cheeks in protest, still trying to pry Ace off as he tilted his head in frustration.

Oh—! Ace thought. His eye caught another one. Just below his jaw, close to his ear. Without missing another beat, Ace leaned in closer and placed his lips closer to his neck. Just barely, enough to taunt Juno with the ghost of his lips on his skin.

"What—? How'd you even find that from afar!?"

"I guess I just have good eyesight~?" Juno let out another groan when Ace finally pressed his lips against his neck. It felt embarrassing—insanely so. He felt like he could melt with the way Ace's lips refused to leave his neck.

"Hey, that's enough—" but soon, the words got caught up in his throat when Ace pulled away. It was far too early to breathe a sigh of relief when he came crashing down once more to steal his lips away this time as he robbed Juno of his words.

He was aggressive in his pursuit but never enough to hurt him—it was always intended to fluster him, to sweep him off his feet to the point that he couldn't retaliate; Ace was mean to him in this way.

When he pulled away, Juno silently hoped that it was the final one. His hair was a mess, his cheeks flushed with a familiar pink, and he couldn't help but pout a little at the gesture.

"There wasn't even a mole near my lips." He huffed.

Ace could only laugh in response, satisfied with how things played out for him. "It doesn't really matter to me. The whole mole thing was just an excuse to kiss you in the first place."

Juno narrowed his eyes but bit back a retort. Still, he felt a little lightheaded and thought that he could let himself get carried away while the mood called for it.

He paused, thinking to himself before opening his mouth.

"Hey, Ace, do you have any moles on you?"

From there, the following events were predictable—awfully so. Ramshackle was lively that very evening.

[dandyshucks]

hi dandy ! a ship question : what pkmn does juno have ? have guzma and juno ever traded / gifted pkmn to each other ? what does guzma's pkmn think abt juno, and vice versa? dont feel pressured to answer all of these if u dont want to , just a bunch of questions out of interest ^^ - @dmclr

AWAUUHH HI CLARA !! thank u so much for the questions omg :O !!

i gotta put it under a cut because OUGH AUGH THE RAMBLER'S CURSE GOT ME,,, IT'S SO LONG IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD HELP FSDJKL

my s/i's main team is piplup (Henry), houndoom (Greer), psyduck (Huey), greavard (Grimsby), and a still unnamed chatot and banette (im slooowly playing through platinum so i'm waiting til i catch them in-game to decide on names), buuuut i might swap someone out of there because I've grown to really love my mareep named Mung Bean in pkmn sleep !! :3

I'VE NEVER RLY THOUGHT ABT THE SECOND QUESTION OMG.... guz would absolutely gift juno a wimpod at some point though,, I like to think they go hunt for wimpods sometimes as a shared interest activity :D guzma would also definitely gift juno a cutiefly early on maybe before they start dating because... how could he not HFSDJKL, he is fluent in bug-types and would want to flirt through bug-types hehe :3 also somewhat related, once he finds out about juno's interest in cataloguing the differences in plants in the different regions, he'd probably look into the alolan variants of pkmn (like vulpix and meowth and rattata etc) and then try to impress juno w his (newly acquired) knowledge JFSJKL

juno would absolutely eagerly help him fill out his bug collection with some sinnoh bug-types that alola doesn't have !! (i need to make a list of bug-types that each region has tbh...) they'd gift him some they had in their storage box, and then help him catch any others when they go to sinnoh together :D

ooh okay i have thought abt this third question a bit fdsjkl it's so fun thinking abt the different personalities of their pkmn :3

golisopod puts on a tough act for like. a day at most. and then immediately crumbles and is actually just a big ol' softie so he warms up to juno pretty much immediately fdsjkl. ariados doesn't like juno very much just because juno's a little afraid of him dsgjkl but eventually the two of them come to some sort of mutual understanding where they get along in a vaguely strained manner (guzma never rly understands why the two of them don't get along well and tries to facilitate some bonding moments that go disastrously sideways somehow every time LMAO). scizor is kind of stand-offish and unsure about juno but once juno hangs around for a while and he sees more of them, then he accepts them as one of the squad! pinsir is a little mean (he's just mischievous tbh) and likes messing with juno but they eventually catch onto his pranks and antics, and turns it back on him one day and that earns his respect LMAO. masquerain is just happy that there's more people in the house and gets along really well with Greer to everyone's surprise, so he's a happy camper :] (at some point i want to create a proper team list for guz and maybe come up w names for them hehe)

Henry is a shy but proud lil guy and doesn't really trust Guz at first but trusts Juno's judgement so he warms up to the big boss man soon enough (plus Guz works hard to get on Henry's good side considering Henry never goes into a pokeball so he's around almost all the time LOL). Greer HATES Guz at first 😭 it takes her a long time to tolerate him - she finally starts turning around on her opinion of him when he helps Juno through a flashback/panic attack that she couldn't calm them down from on her own. Huey is super chill, so there's no issues there fdsjkl, I think he'd get along especially well with the grunts tbh LOL they'd probably try giving him a painkiller one day just to see what would happen and he'd be forever indebted to them (Juno finds out later and loses their mind because painkillers aren't made for pokemon and they have to rush him to a pokecenter to get him checked over JFDSKL). and Grimsby loves everyone, if you give him any bit of attention he'll love you forever, so Guzma gets on his good side pretty much right off the bat :3

THANK YOU AGAIN AND I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THE NOVEL-LENGTH ANSWER OMFG 😭😭 these were just such good questions and I could not make my answers any shorter than this HDSGJKL

[kfanopinions]

Hendery A to Z (SFW)

okay so this is going to be more or less my personal opinion with a hint of astrology. hope you enjoy and remember take everything with a grain of salt ^^ also this was harder than i thought it'd be...sorry it took me forever to complete this lol

A = Affection

absolutely loves the affection or more like attention and will definitely pay it forward to his partner

B = Best friend

absolutely wonderful bestie who anyone can have a fun and wonderful time with

C = Cuddles

maybe a little bit of a cuddler from time to time when he needs that extra lovin

D = Domestic

i can see him helping out and making the home area look nice. whether he is efficient at it is another question XP

E = Ending

considering that his juno placement is in sagittarius he probably will have a good chunk of ex's...

F = Fiancé

with hendery's juno placement he can actually end up being engaged/marry someone who is a foreigner to him. however, this placement also has a hard time with long-term relationships...so it might take one hell of a person to tie this archer down ^^

G = Gentle

has his gentle moments of course ^^ look at him and his sis <333 (but i'd say he's more fun loving hehe)

H = Hugs

back hugs where his partners back and booty are pressed against him (this is his libra coming out, but his leo venus may like this too)

I = I love you

takes a while to say these words (if even with his sagittarius juno not doing so well in long-term relationships). his leo in venus would love to hear that his partner loves him but it will definitely have to be after a decent amount of time getting to know each other

J = Jealousy

his leo venus doesn't want to know about who was flirting with his partner at all. it's funny when he does it, but it can make him self-conscious if done to him. if his partner shows that they are jealous of people around him -> leo in venus -> takes this as affirmation-like aka he likes this

K = Kisses

noisy kisses but he'll also look his partner in the eyes before kissing them. tries his best to be satisfactory for them

L = Little ones

i can see him having fun with kids. almost like the funny guy that makes all the kids laugh

M = Morning

definitely has a morning routine that he likes to stick too

N = Night

having a chill night with some good food, drinks, and something to watch/listen too is probably ideal for him

O = Open

absolutely open to trying new things

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

i'd say he gets more annoyed and probably spouts out his frustrations as he walks away or something. i can't see him blowing up a lot but if he does there may be some hurtful words

Q = Quizzes

i see him as a little absent minded but he'll try to remember everything that he possibly can haha

R = Remember

his leo side likes to show off to whoever he is with. he'll talk about who showed interest in him/flirted. this is something to always remember - he's just being his show offy leo self ^^

S = Security

his taurus moon and leo venus make me think he might have jealous moments but overall i don't see him getting super jealous so i don't think he's going to be on high alert

T = Try

will try his best to be there as much as he can whether through a phone call, video call, text, or in person

U = Ugly

might say things without thinking that can be hurtful. it was meant as a joke but it can still hurt

V = Vanity

definitely is a lover of beautiful things and beautiful people as well as making sure he looks presentable

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

he would absolutely feel incomplete but with his sagittarius juno a little time away won't do too much harm xP

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

seeing you laugh and having a good time especially if he's the one making you laugh will bring him an immense amount of joy

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

someone who's a slob i cant see him with someone extremely messy

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

i get the vibe he'd sleep in the weirdest of positions lol like he'd wake up in a pretzel pose

[thecollectionsof]

Can I have 6, 11, and 14 please 😊

hi juno !!!! of course, thanks for sending some in <3<3

6. Interesting AU I Don’t Know What To Do (About This Dream And You) this one by @opalescent_cheetah where nicky’s a caladrius !! first of all it gives crystal so much love which is what she deserves, but also i think that it’s just a really fascinating concept all around

11. Memorable Ending room to grow ok i know it’s me gushing about your fic to you BUT i was scrolling through my fic recs and this is the one that really stood out to me in terms of the ending. i mean the whole fic is so good of course but i feel like you really nail endings and i’m both very excited and unendingly jealous about that because i struggle with them so so much </3

14. Fic(s) you reread a LOT https://archiveofourown.org/users/mushroomeater/pseuds/mushroomeater/works ok now that we got that out of the way diamonds are a girl's best friend by b_j_hx this one because the FLIRTING?? the made up nicknames ????? ugh it’s delicious

i wanna keep going but i promised myself that i'd try to keep it at one fic per answer but just know that this list is infinitely long i am constantly rereading fics

[shoshiwrites]

J, O, S, I, E for.... Jo 😆 Juno xx

ILU Juno.

J. JEALOUSY. Does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

No but also yes. 

Jo is a person who needs to be reassured, at the beginning of a relationship, that the other person indeed wants to be with her. Once she works through her initial doubts, and there’s that foundation there, she’s a pretty secure person. She’s not someone to see trouble where there isn’t any. 

That being said. If saying, with a measure of self-awareness, “I think that woman was flirting with you” to Joe, who is equally aware, is going to lead to A Conversation and something fun for the both of them, then yeah. She’s gonna be jealous. 

O. ODE. Does your muse have a way with words?

She does, but not romantically, at least in her opinion. As a reporter, she's always looking for the clearest, strongest, most accessible way to say something. She wants to be artful, sure, but her style is largely straightforward. Impact is the main goal.

But when it comes to her heart…that’s when things get sticky. She gets choked up, or at least feels like she does. She can make do with a letter, but she’d much rather wrap her arms around her love and rest her chin on their shoulder.

(Joe is looking at her like she’s insane, by the way, because he’s sure Hollywood would snap her up as a screenwriter from any one of those letters if they had the chance.)

S. SWEETHEART. Did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

She had a handful of romantic encounters, but nothing sustained. More like first kiss situations and the like. Frankie was definitely her first real love and first longer term relationship, but that label feels a little reductive. They met in their teens though, so I wouldn’t consider them childhood sweethearts.

I. I LOVE YOU. Does your muse find ‘I love you’ easy or hard to say?

Hard, at first. See: question 1. But after that first time, it’s something she says fairly regularly. She’s not usually one for big verbal declarations, but a simple I love you as an affirmation and a private reassurance for the other person is something she’ll offer easily, with full weight and sincerity.

E. EMBRACE. Does your muse like hugs? What are their hugs like?

Loves ‘em, but it’s strictly a social/private life thing. Her hugs are pretty great, ngl. Strong but not too strong. Supportive. With Joe she’ll just totally get as close as she can to him and stroke the back of his neck and catch her fingers in his hair. He’ll probably make a joke about how she’s acting but needless to say he’s a fan. 

[Valentine's Day alphabet!]

[astrojoy]

Venus in the Juno Persona Chart

The following sentences for each one are just different ways the planet aspect can play out. Remember that not everything will resonate, not all sentences will make sense, as it's different for everyone and these are my own outlooks on it, this may mot even include everything because astrology is extremely broad!

If the planet is in bad tides or harsh aspects/environment in natal. Then the effects of all the things listed in this post will be lessened and/or the opposite. It just depends on the persons chart and what it's about. Also wherever the zodiac(s) of the planet is, gives more details. Thank you ❤

- JOY

This could work for Libra/Taurus in these houses as well now that I'm thinking about it. ALSO PLEASE IGNORE TYPOS IF THEY'RE THERE LMAO. I HAVE A BAD HABIT OF THAT- 🤷‍♀️

Venus conjunct/aspect AC - Spouse appears very charming and sweet at first glance. Good looking spouse. Spouse wearing stylish clothes. Spouse wearing makeup. Spouse is well groomed. If it has bad aspects then they could appear to be a player at first glance. Looks like they have a lot of money. Artsy spouse. People pleaser spouse.

Venus conjunct/aspect IC - Putting childhood picture frames on wall in home. Being a beautiful/ideal wife/husband at home. Bringing learned childhood ways of cooking into the home/old childhood recipes from mom/dad. Bringing childhood practices of bodycare/sensuality into the home. Spouse had a loving or beautiful childhood.

Venus conjunct/aspect DC - Marriage appears very loving and romantic. People might assume the marriage is quite lovey dovey. Keeping the romance aspect as you grow old with your partner. Spouse will be romantic. Protective spouse. Sensual spouse. Spouse has venusian traits. Spouse enjoys/shares lifes pleasures. Energetically feminine spouse.

Venus conjunct/aspect MC - Spouse with artistic job. Spouse using their looks for their job. Relationship well known to public. Relationship looks romantic/lovey dovey to public. Spouse has a lot of female/feminine admirers. Spouse works with a lot of women/feminine people. Potential jobs of partner - Makeup artist, model, fashion designer, animation artist, freelance artist, entertainment industry, body care, banker, financing, financial advisor/counselor, chef, music industry, lawyer, politic.

1st House

Very sweet spouse. People pleasing spouse. Generous spouse. Spouse looks good, wears gorgeous clothes. Enjoys looking sensual. You find your spouse as an ideal image of beauty. Present yourself to your spouse elegantly. Spouse is physically feminine. Indulges for appearance, bodycare. Wearing perfumes/colognes often, smelling good.

2nd House

Spending money on luxerious items. Having a lot of money. Having a garden. Enjoying gardening. Likes flowers. Has cattle. Cooks often. Enjoying food. Indulges in food and material items. Spending money on clothes, jewelry, fragrance, makeup, skincare, pots, pans, flower seeds, etc. Overspending. Cooking delicious and pleasing food.

3rd House

Spouse dislikes arguments. Beautiful voice. Flirting. Romantic conversations. Cute conversations before bed. Peace and harmony in communicating. May be non-judgemental. Female sibling. Short sensual/romance induced travels (EX - honeymoon, a few days away to a fancy hotel). Spouse thinks fairly. Enjoys talking about artistic matters. Enjoys talking about cooking. Talking often.

4th House

Sensual home life. Doing artistic hobbies at home. Decorating the house during holidays. Aesthetically pleasing home. Luxerious home. Clean home. Might redecorate the home often. Personal care, bath items, comfy bed sheets, nice wardrobes, all important. May have a female pet. Being romantic at home with spouse. Spouse showing the sensual side of them at home. Spouse acts venusian at home. Money is spent for the home often. Spouse hugging you while doing dishes scene and vice versa.

5th House

Enjoying the finer things in life. Going out to nice dinners together. Going to the spa together. Doing artistic hobbies together. Spouse might have a talent for artistic hobbies and does them often. Ive specifically seen someones spouse be able to draw really well with this placement. Spouse enjoys indulging for fun. Hanging out with friends. Going shopping together. Having a baby that's a girl. The kid can be a source of fun and entertainment.

6th House

Spouse takes good care of their skin. You guys might do venusian things at work together. Spouse works around females. They are fair at work. They can be super fit or totally indulge and not be fit at all. Heal fast. Could sing at their job. Takes good care of their body. The person who uses lotions, sunscreen etc to make sure their skin is fresh and healthy. Organized approach to pleasures, very responsible about them.

7th House

Romantic couple. Flirting often. Sitting by a cozy fire at home cuddling. Venusian partner. Going on travels for fun. Future Spouses business partners could mainly be people with feminine energy. Ideal relationship. Beautiful partner. Partner may enjoy lifes pleasures and venusian things.

8th House

Sensual sex. Venusian foreplay. Taxes and loans easily payed off. Gambling can bring big money. Overgambling. Overindulgence in sex. Lustful. Fair at dealing land and loans. If in bad tides, then possibilites of affairs.

9th House

Travelling to other countries. Cruises. Aesthetically taking pictures while travelling. Polaroids. Open-minded in philosophy. Spouse had/having college is possible. Travelling with friends. Spouse having business related travels. Traveling in style. Possibility of speaking another language. Spouse has an adventures spirit. Spouses feminine side expressed through travelling. Foreign spouse.

10th house

Spouse works with females. Spouse is a chef, makeup artist, animation artist, freelance artist, hairstylist, singer, musician, fashion designer, model, entertainment, fragrance donor, ETC. Enjoys looking presentable at work. May use their feminine energy at work. Expresses themselves at work. Relationship is public. People look at the relationship as an ideal. Relationship is involved in career. Meeting spouse at work.

11th house

Spouse has an abundance of female friends. Fair and amazing at networking. Spouse may be a feminist. Spouse standing up for social rights, believing in fairness and equality. Enjoying nights out with friends. Loves hanging out with people at restaurants, clubs, bars, dances, theatres, artsy places. Beautiful friends. Loyal friends. Loving and affectionate friends. Having an abundance of money (11th can rule gains). Wanting to stay up to date with technology. May have a lot of technology. Spends a lot of time on it as well.

12th house

Spouse has secret admirers. Spouse may enjoy quiet dinner nights with candles. The enjoyment of sleeping. Relationship might be karmic. Love may be hard for them. May not have an abundance of material items. May not have an interest in material things. Spouse can be from a pretty foreign place. Spouse travelling a lot. Spouse heals through sensual ways. Love making may not be often but will be emotionally felt when it does happen. Cooking foreign food. Spouses true sensual side resides in the mind. May enjoy cute dreamy/lovey conversations before bed/sleeping. Spouses mom/sister could be foreign or live away from them. Seeing spouse in dreams. Spouse has feminine angel/spirit guides.

[aemoonie]

dating wayv ✰

based on their natal charts! mlist. g: fluff cw: food mention.

✦:˒ Kun◞⁺☆．

mr pilot producer man qian kun

he is a whole capricorn for two

sorry i don't even know what i was trying to say

but all this capricorn and leo energy AND an aquarius venus?

mans can do it all

anyway, his Sun, Mercury and Mars are all in Capricorn

this means that he does have some standards when it comes to love

he will take his time before fully committing and will want his interest to fit into his life

his Leo Asc will make him want to impress his person in some way, probably with his skills (and let's be real he has plenty)

i don't think he would enjoy someone super childish and silly, but rather someone who knows when to be serious too

his Moon in Taurus makes him somewhat of a romantic

he will likely want to give and receive gifts and will want to feel completely comfortable with his s/o

this placement will make him super soft for his person and he will be protective of them in some way

his Venus is in Aquarius tho

so he will not be the most emotional and sappy partner

he will mainly want to have good conversations and a fun time

spending time with his person is important to him and he will actively make time to fit them in his schedule

i think he is someone who'd value something like "weekly traditions", like date night every tuesday or whatever

that would please his capricorn heart

he'd also like to take care of them, but he will also want someone who can give him space

Aquarius Venus value independence and being able to have time with friends outside of the relationship

he strikes me as someone that just does something when they want it

like he doesn't 'dream' of being a pilot, he wants to be one and so he goes and does the license

and i think personally he'd be similar in love

also, his work has great importance to him, so his s/o should 110% hype him up

and king deserves it we all know

his Juno is also in Capricorn so i come to think that he would just enjoy someone who is pretty similar to him

but who can also teach him new things in life

for all i know that person could also have these random talents just like him

maybe they have a boat license??? what a great match lmao

anyway, king kun deserves the world and you better give it to him right now >:(

✦:˒ Ten◞⁺☆．

ten my man i love him

the funniest person ever i swear

did you guys see that fan call where the fan told him abt her boy drama? i love this conversation and he loves his tea

he has a Pisces Sun, which makes him naturally very compassionate

he is creative as we all know and will have high ideals of love

he is someone who would do a lot for his partner, even if he doesn't seem that way initially

he has a Gemini Moon (yay), which makes him so funny

jk... or am i?

it makes him really talkative and versatile

he can adapt his demeanor (idk if this is the right word) to his environment

he is someone who always has multiple projects going on at once and likes to stay busy

he often said that he doesn't get tired from having a tight schedule and with his Gemini Moon i do believe him

(our Gemini King Heachan said the same btw)

he will have to take time aside in order to slow down and actually acknowledge and feel his emotions every now and then

otherwise, it can build up and he might just explode one day :(

he has his Venus in Aries

which adds to the theory (and reality) that he's a flirt

he'll like an adventurous love life and is not afraid to be straightforward with his person of interest

(remember this "go up to him and say: 'hey, i like you, you like me? no? okay bye bye'")

he has no time for games y'all

even though he likes his drama hehe

his Pisces Sun and Gemini Moon also make him really intuitive

he will be able to sense when his friends or his person isn't feeling well

he is a great communicator and his Pisces Mars will also appreciate a more romantic relationship

he seems like an unbothered king but i feel like he could use somebody who actively listens to him and will pay attention to how he's feeling

it will influence him to be more introspective too and he will like a little guidance on how to talk about heavy emotional things

also, someone who can keep up with his sassy ass and can talk back if they need to

his Aquarius Mercury would also like someone he can talk endlessly with, without feeling like the conversation runs dry

he'd be the sassy but caring bf spread the word

worldwide funny guy, i approve

✦:˒ Winwin◞⁺☆．

somebody better appreciate this guy right now or i am gonna fight

he is such a cutie idk why sm is keeping him in the background so much

anyway he has a Scorpio Sun

which means he'll take his time "feeling out" his person

he will want to know a lot about them and will like someone who is connected to their emotions

someone compassionate and patient would be nice for him

his Virgo Moon would make him shy shy shy shy

he'd need some time to work up the courage to talk to his person of interest

he will like to have similar interests with his s/o

he is prone to overthinking so understanding and reassuring him would mean a lot

someone who can calm his busy mind and give him advice

his Mercury in Scorpio would like sharing deep secrets and would like deep talks with his person

his Venus in Sagittarius makes him a little less "intense" in love than what you may think at first (bc of his Scorpio Sun i mean)

he'd value someone who knows when to give him space and is independent themselves

he will love someone with good humor, Sag placements love funny people

his may take his sweet time to fully commit because he just likes to be independent

he strikes me as someone who wouldn't even notice how many people are crushing on him bc he is just vibing in his own world

his Mars in Sagittarius solidify the funny people theory

he'd like someone who knows how to make dull days more fun

someone who can ground him but is also hilarious

yes not an easy task but he deserves it anyway

he may also like doing physical activities with his s/o, like sports or other stuff

he may not seem like it at first, but he has set morals and will not differ from them so easily

in conflicts he would feel like running away

so again, someone patient will be good for him

someone open-minded who will listen to him properly and work things out with him

even if he may not always like this idea

anyway winwin is a sweetheart and we should all appreciate him a lil more

<3 i am part of the winwin fan club

✦:˒ Lucas◞⁺☆．

*haechan voice* luuuuuuucas! :D

he is also so funny and a wholesome guy

his Sun is in Aquarius

meaning he likes a more easy-going, lighthearted approach to love

he values his independence and likes to keep things interesting

right off the bet, he would be more of a best-friend kind of boyfriend

tho he would be really soft for his person

he will want to have fun with them and experience new things together

his Taurus Moon makes him more protective and compassionate

he will like to find some kind of security in his partner

he is not really someone who would play a lot of games

he either likes you or he doesn't

i feel like he'd feel bad if he actively played with someone's emotions like that

he will like gifts and spending money on his s/o

also eating together would be his favorite thing

he'd enjoy discovering new places to eat or even showing his person meals they never had before!

he'd like physical affection, but only in more casual, small ways

like a hand on the small of the back or holding hands or a hand on your thigh or whatever people like to do additionally

we can also see him be quite protective over his members

his Capricorn Mercury would appreciate someone who knows how to take him seriously when he talks

bc sometimes it feels like he's trying to say something that is meaningful to him and the boys like to tease him about it

also, he just has troubles with languages and it's all good my guy we still love you

making his s/o laugh would also be his favorite thing

his Aquarius Venus makes him value independence and also indicates this very subtle flirty side of him that we most definitely have never seen before

i Am A fOrEiGnEr, AgE dOeSn'T mAtTeR

he may be resident in the nct frat boy club

but he has a good heart, i think we can all agree on that

he is a big ol softie, he may also be very happy to commit to someone

his Mars is in Libra, which does open the possibility of him having a somewhat romantic side

again, he'd like to go on dates and gifts!

he'd want his relationship to be balanced and is not someone who would like direct conflict

further proves my point of him being a soft boy

probably a super wholesome dude, i like him :)

✦:˒ Xiaojun◞⁺☆．

he has such a nice face

sorry if that sounded weird, i mean he looks good

i really like his chart it's soft and sweet <3

he has his Sun in Leo, which will make him want to impress his person

probably with his vocals, but i feel like he could be the type to just assign himself a random hobby and be like: look, i can do this! can other guys do this? i don't think so! >:)

and he'd do somewhat of a decent job i guess lmao

his Sun suggests that he does need reassurance and praise

he will love so have a super supportive s/o

having a smooth relationship will also benefit his ego a lot

with his Moon in Cancer, he is very intuitive and compassionate

he might come across as 'moody' (yikes that word again :s) sometimes

but he is very caring and will notice when his s/o also isn't feeling well

his Moon also makes him kinda shy in things related to the heart

he may want to impress you... from a distance at first

like look i did this but also pls don't look at me bc i am in as red as a tomato

his Mercury in Cancer makes him a feeler, he attaches emotions to his thoughts and memories

he is a good listener and takes the feelings of others always into account

he'd feel awful if something he said would hurt someone else

it also suggests the idea that he is generally a soft-spoken and quiet person (esp. together with his Moon)

(but i guess wayv bring out the best in him lmao they all scream too much)

his Venus is in Virgo, which adds to him being shy shy shy shy

remember this story that he had a crush on the same girl for like 3 years and waited sooo long to ask her?

yeah Virgo x Cancer energy is strong here

he may have rather high standards in love

but he really just wants someone to love him for who he truly is

he wouldn't want to change or adapt for someone but rather have them fit into his life without much effort

he'd show his affection in small ways and acts of service

since he reads, he may like reading dates where you just chill and read some nice books next to each other

his Mars is in Scorpio, meaning he isn't likely to be super explosive when angered

but he might be petty sometimes or likes to hold a grudge when he is seriously hurt

but he'd be such a soft boyfriend, my heart breaks even just thinking about it

would do a lot for his s/o and it shows

pls don't break his heart!!! i dare you!!!

i can't fight but i will try my best on you >:(

✦:˒ Hendery◞⁺☆．

my brain has such a hard time even processing his face like he is so handsome

fun fact he was the one who got me all the way into nct bc i was shocked by how good he looked

i fully blame it on his Libra Sun

my Air Venus ass just can't resist

anyway, speaking of his Sun,

he would value a smooth and balanced relationship

he'd love dates and lots of communication

endless talks about nothing in particular would be his thing

also getting along with his friends would be important to him too

but Libra is an Air sign, meaning it still values independence and space

and Libra is pretty empathetic and intuitive

he would like someone who is similar i think

he has his Moon in Taurus (further explaining his face like i-)

similar to Lucas, this would make him protective and caring

he'd like gifts, whether it's receiving or giving

he'd value that they come from you and he would keep everything you ever gift him

security would also be important for him, in some way or another

together with his Leo Venus, it would make him maybe a tad more physically affectionate than Lucas

cuddle sessions are probably also welcome lmao

his Leo Venus would also love praise from his s/o

he'd like to show off his relationship and may even be quite the demanding lover!

since he loves attention from his person and would do a lot to gain it

i almost forgot to mention his Mercury oh uh

it's in Libra, meaning he is pretty open-minded and diplomatic

direct conflicts are really not his thing

he is a perfectionist and can be quite hard on himself, actually!

this placement also further proves the point i made before about him liking to talk about everything and nothing

he'd love to have fun conversations with seemingly no end

his Sag Mars makes him humorous and being funny would be a turn on for him heheh

trust me

this Mars also solidifies the idea of him not liking direct confrontation

Sag Mars usually feel like running when facing big obstacles

and when angered, they like to distract themselves in order to not hurt their loved one

i can attest that lol

he'd be the fun and upbeat boyfriend

always ready to cheer you up and take you out spontaneously

mom i love him

✦:˒ Yangyang◞⁺☆．

another libra man ready to confuse my small brain

he's also such a fun person

and he speaks german!! like me :')

his chart was kinda surprising to me

since he seems really easy going and lighthearted

other than his Libra Sun, he is all water with a Virgo Mars! :0

well, let's start with his Libra Sun

similar to Hendery, he will value balance and communication

he'd love joking around with his person and will want his partner to have similar humor as him

i think he'd also value his independence and wouldn't like feeling pressured to spend all his time with his s/o

he has a Pisces Moon, which is like ... so soft dude wth

he is very empathetic and intuitive

he'd pick up on any mood changes from his person

i feel like he is actually a little romantic piece of shit

but he doesn't seem like it, at least in front of his members

with a Water Moon, he actually feels quite heavy and i think he would benefit from someone who knows how to help him in darker moments

he'd love someone soft, caring, and in touch with their emotions

his Mercury is in Scorpio, and this is probably where his humor majorly stems from lmao

he'd love sharing secrets and having deep conversations with his s/o

i think this could help him a lot with any issues he might have emotionally

he also attaches emotion to his thoughts and ideas

he is a teasing little bitch but we've been aware of that

sorry i don't wanna insult him so much but

it's yangyang ya know, he is special

he also has his Venus in Scorpio

which would mean that he takes him time to "feel out" a person

he will want to observe and learn a lot about them

and he will want an 'intense' kind of love

he just needs to feel secure and he will commit fully and with no question :)

he will love someone who will show him just as much devotion

his Virgo Mars also suggests that he is quite committed

he is able to keep his cool when conflict arises and likes to talk things through

he is disciplined and organized and will love helping his s/o whenever he can

he'd be like a good mix of devil and angel

like he'd be teasing and making fun of you but then he also gets you your favorite food and helps you cheat on your homework and will buy you everything you want

a true softie

© a͏e͏m͏o͏o͏n͏i͏e͏ all rights reserved.

[my--moon]

WAIT! why did I jusr figuire out requests are open? If it’s ok with you, can I request Jason x female reader (daughter of Eros) and it’s making up with one another after an argument which was mainly consisting of reader being slightly jealous and was afraid Jason would leave because she has severe abandonment issues? Thank you! (Also, I always love your aesthetics)

❝ A Thousand Times Prettier ❞

Pairing; Jason Grace X Fem!Reader (Child of Eros) Warning; Fluff, Angst, Comfort! So sorry if your name is Maddie :( Y/n's also a little bitch at the start A/N; Aunty Juno's got an idea. . . I LOVE THIS IDEA, sorry if your name is Maddie btw

What does that whispy little brat have that you don't have double? (Y/N) thought to herself.

That little bitch Maddie Prescott. Child of Apollo, is she now? So prissy and perfect! With perfect golden locs that shimmered down her back, rosy cheeks and thick glossy lips! Such a... fucking slut!

You couldn't help but hate her... Actually why did you hate her again?

Maddie didn't do anything wrong. She wasn't a bitch, brat or a slut. She was just failing at training and asked Jason to help her out or give her some tips. She wasn't flirting with him or being seductive in any way.

But (Y/N) couldn't help but feel jealous. Was this lady trying to take Jason away? No. No. No. No. No! Too many people have left, she couldn't lose another!

(Y/N) sat in the Zeus cabin. Sitting on a beanbag, flicking through a magazine Piper had given her. Grumbling over how pathetic a certain Apollonian was.

The cabin door opened up, Jason walked in with a bit of dirt on his face from the training grounds. “Hey, hun. Whatcha reading?”

His smile was sweet and gentle, he was never a rude man towards (Y/N). Not ever! But (Y/N) was still mad.

“A magazine.” She replied flatly, keeping her hard gaze on the pictures. Something about the latest scandal on Olympus.

“Ooo, anything interesting, dear?” Jason asked, wiping the dried blood off his chin and taking off his boots.

“No.” A cold reply came out of (Y/N). Jason thought she didn't mean the first cold reply, but a second one? That wasn't like his lover.

“You.. You alright?” He asked, hesitantly walking towards the daughter of Eros. (Y/N)'s cold gaze glanced up from the magazine.

“Oh I'm fine. Maybe you should go and hang out with the Prescott girl, hm? Maybe she'll be nicer than me.” (Y/N) rolled her eyes.

Jason cocked an eyebrow. “Who?” He asked confused. “Wait, Maddie?”

“Yea, considering she's got all your attention lately, just go off and love her! I know you want to.” The child of Eros replied with a icy glare.

“Babe, what?” Jason was dumbfounded. “Why would I love Maddie? She's just been needing help with her training, I don't love her.”

(Y/N) looked him up and down with a glare. “Mhm. And I'm Hera's concubine.” She said sarcastically.

“Don't mention Hera, I've had a long day, I don't want to hear about her.” Jason groaned in annoyance at the mention of her.

“And I don't want to hear about Maddie either. But that's all I hear!” (Y/N) added, with a scowl on her face.

“Look at me, (Y/N).”

She didn't want to look at Jason. She wanted to be and at him, but he had done nothing wrong; why was she so upset then?

“No.” A defiant response answered from (Y/N)'s lips.

“Look at me, honey.” Honey, a nickname that made her melt. Especially when it came from a lover of hers.

(Y/N) reluctantly looked up and stared back at Jason, who had a hard expression. “Why are you so mad at Maddie?”

Tears threatened to spill from (Y/N)'s eyes. Her eyes went glassy and her lips turned down in a pout. “She's a bitch, that's why.”

“What's she done to be called a bitch?” Jason asked back. A quirked eyebrow dawned on his face. “(Y/N). Answer me.”

(Y/N) didn't want to answer. “...”

“Honey.”

“...”

“Dear.”

“...”

“Sweetheart.”

“...”

“Babe, c'mon,” Jason sighed. Her defiance was annoying. “Just tell me.”

A tear ran down her cheek and slid down her throat. “She's taking you away I just know it.” Her voice was still angry and her body was curled up in a ball.

“Are you jealous?” The son of Jupiter asked gently.

“No! I'm not jealous! I'm a child of Eros, not a pathetic.. jealous.... mortal.” (Y/N) hissed out.

“Why are you even jealous of her? You're a thousand times prettier than her!” Jason bit back. His words made more tears spill from her eyes.

A silence filled the room, muffled sobs from (Y/N) were the only present sound.

“Do you want a cuddle?”

The Jupiter son asked, which the child of Eros didn't verbally answer to—but she did get up from her seat and bury herself in his chest.

Jason caressed her hair and held her tightly against him. Comforting her as she sobbed. She hated feeling abandoned, and he knew that.

But he was loyal to her, why would he leave a girl that he saw as a goddess?

[b333nis]

— ; some random astro observations ⡐⁺・⢁

( first real post so :) woohoo ,, also , i’m still learning a Lot ab astro .. any tips / corrections / suggestions r very welcomed and appreciated :3 )

leo risings often come off as being really confident to other people, even if they don’t personally feel so

eros in 1h = stupid horny . like that shit Clouds ur vision sometimes

venus square neptune in a natal chart screams hopeless romantic

air signs are just so capable of pulling people with 0 effort .. they don’t overthink it

air signs also have the worst intuition out of the elements like i’m sorry T_T lot of y’all just be lying to urselves instead of trusting ur gut

people always talk about pisces risings having huge eyes but i think pisces moons have them too

juno shows u what u Need in a partner , whether or not you’d like to admit it

venus conjunct sun makes u a FLIRT

venus in 11h can mean u flirt w ur friends (sometimes strangers/mutuals too) a Lot and u probably lead on more people than u mean to

virgo + aquarius placements can be Mean like ... very judgy w Zero remorse

having an empty 5h or 7h can mean relationships aren’t really ur top priority (obviously v dependent on the rest of ur chart tho)

mars conj venus (natal) makes it hard for u to separate romantic attraction and sexual attraction . the two might go hand in hand for u

chiron in scorpio or 8h can mean ur struggles/trauma r usually buried and it’s hard for u to open up to others about it

virgo moons r so insecure sometimes LOLL anytime y’all lose or mess up u feel the need to blame something/someone else

taurus & libra venuses r just universally pretty like .. they might not personally think so but everyone else just finds them Pretty

MC in 11h can indicate ur career being heavily impacted or influenced by ur friends ,, they might be in the same field as u , be ur business partner(s) , or help u within ur career

cancer moons r the therapist friend .. they genuinely enjoy helping others and will always want to Genuinely find a solution to ur problem ( consequently they may prioritize u and ignore their own problems )

sun square moon can make u hide or mask ur emotions often . u don’t act how u feel and can struggle w vulnerability . u say ur fine when people ask , even if it’s untrue

mercury in fire signs r not very articulate .. u got a whole lot to say but never know how to put it into words .

venus in taurus might not have a long dating history bc their standards r so high. they don’t get into committed relationships often unless they Rlly like the person & r sure they’re worth their time

sun in 10h can mean ur career oriented / ur personality may play an integral role in ur career

aries placements can make u rlly ambitious in whatever part of ur life they’re placed in ( ex ; my sun is 10h aries and i have ambitious career goals )

saturn in cancer can indicate u have a strict mother

adonis (2101) can show who you find attractive . u can also look at your juno to get an idea for your ideal kind of partner ; u might find ur crush / ppl ur attracted to have these placements somewhere or those qualities

[anonomouslyabanana]

I read @sarcasticsargassum’s fic and it made me Feel things so I decided to make stupid little jokes about it. Go read it to see the single line that inspired my dumbassery. Presenting, Nureyev’s aliases bickering in his head about how to woo Juno, circa Man In Glass.

Nureyev: Any ideas on how to make that lady my wife?

Ransom’s advice: Absolutely not. Trusting others is how you get hurt. Who has the time? Leave him, find an escape pod, and stop making genuine human connections. 

Result: Juno tried to make a real effort at communication, was forced to make a tactical retreat. 

Rex: Have you tried an innuendo? Actually, have you tried every innuendo? That’s how flirting works, right?

Result: Flustered the detective, but got flustered back. Inconclusive. 

Dauphin: Maybe you can make him jealous by temporarily becoming someone else’s sugar baby. Worked for me.

Result: Instructions unclear, accidentally made the lady become morally outraged and now can’t look away.

Duke: Fake dating is minor league, make him pretend to be your wife and shower him with pet names and praise.

Result: Unrealistic option at this point. However the latter half of that suggestion is so appealing that attempts at real reconciliation will be made. 

[captnjacksparrow]

Did you watch or read Bastars? I felt that Legoshi and Louis definitely have some romantic tension going, which reminded me of SNS. Even homophobic dudebro bastion Reddit didn't seem to be horrified by this pairing, sometimes even supporting the possibility of them ending up together (then the manga was still ongoing) – which surprised me a lot!

Never knew anything about Beastars before this ask. Just made a Google search and found many Reddit threads had already discussed about this. Lol. I mean in Naruto subreddit you can't even bring this topic before everyone would gang up on you and downvote you to the hell. Here, it's kind of mature. But still, most of the comments were banking on some supposed female Love-Interest... It's all like, 'I agree with what you say but he is interested in xxx female character'.

Juno is a girl, I suppose??? One of the closest homophobic comment I've seen in that thread.

I don't know if this ship is like SNS because Legosi and Louis are little calm, mature and open. Whereas N and S are totally repressed and catty. I saw a youtube scene where Legosi dresses up as a woman and flirts with Louis.... and immediately I wished 'What if Naruto made a Sexy Jutsu in front of Sasuke, for real? Not with Whiskers and all that but a real pretty lady?'. Lol.

[misfit-fics]

Demon Rehab For Dummies

Summary: (Y/N) started seeing seven demons when she was 10. Through the years they all disappeared, all but one. Namjoon. A demon who has not so creepily, creepily, very creepily been in love with her for years.

Genre: fluff, crack, extremely minimal angst, idiots to lovers, romantic-comedy

Word count: 7384

Rating: Teen

Warnings: mentions of suggestive & kinky themes, a handful of cursing, a story with a plot but not doesn’t exactly have a plot, a stubborn (Y/N) who dismisses love confessions & genuine flirting, an unspoken confession

A/N: Hey! we're back, it's been a while. We're starting school in a while but it will be gamble if we'll be more active or not. Well... we ARE active but just not posting? Yeah, you know what I mean. This has been sitting in our drafts for a while now and we're posting it now... although it's pretty unedited, feel free to address any oopsies. Hope who ever finds this enjoys reading!

At the ripe young age of ten (Y/N) began seeing seven men. Which- would’ve (should’ve) freaked any kid out but you know (Y/N) is just kinda quirky like that so she didn't really mind much. The men were nice and played with her anyway, and the only weird thing was that sometimes they would bring her dead birds.

At age eleven (Y/N) noticed that one of the men was missing.It didn’t affect her much except for the fact that this particular one would help her find things and she’d lost almost all of her socks since he disappeared. Not to mention the increase of bug bites after he left. The darn things seemed like they multiplied exponentially after a month.

By twelve only two of the men had disappeared, at this point (Y/N) not only lived in sandals (she still couldn’t find her socks) but she also couldn’t explain why her hair was burning off every time she tried to straighten it (her lil demon friends didn’t want her to, you’d think after almost 3 years of having men following her around and telling her what to do she’d get with the program already.) Her dog her parents had given her when she was 9 started disappearing quite often after he left. He always came back with a single sock that would disappear the next morning.

By thirteen (Y/N) had developed a crush (more like unhealthy obsession) on one of the men, Namjoon. The third year was also the year when Jimin disappeared, taking all of her favorite shoes with him. That year she had prayed to whoever was listening because her parents really couldn’t afford to keep buying her socks and shoes, and because she definitely couldn’t afford to shave her head.

By fourteen, Hoseok, the man who had cheered her up whenever she needed it, had gone, leaving a tidal wave of bad luck in his wake. He had a great deal in keeping (Y/N) happy, although some of his antics made her want to punch him, it never turned out that way.

When she was fifteen no one left… except for the dog. Aside from that, the only thing that left was her social life (It wasn’t like she had one before but you know it was still a little rough). (Y/N) began to depend more and more on her demons. She had become great friends with the oldest, Seokjin, who cooked for her when her parents went on trips.

At sixteen Yoongi left and the nightmares began. And with the nightmares came the growth of (Y/N)’s relationship with Namjoon. Namjoon became her protector, along with sometimes Seokjin, who still cooked for her and cared for her altogether when she couldn’t.

At seventeen, (Y/N) was informed that when she turned eighteen Seokjin would be leaving, on account that they didn’t need each other anymore. (Y/N) had been torn up when he told her and even more when he left. He didn’t take anything when he left other than a piece of (Y/N)’s heart.

At eighteen, (Y/N) moved away from her parents house with Namjoon trailing behind her (He even had lil demon suitcases and everything,) following her every move.

“I really don’t understand why you had to follow me out of my parents house. I thought spirits are supposed to be attached to a general area…” (Y/N) took to unpacking a box in the small apartment she now lived in.

“(Y/N) how many times do we have to go over this, I'm a demon, DE-MON.” Namjoon clapped his hands with each syllable. (Y/N) rolled her eyes and flicked her wrist at the self-proclaimed demon.

“Demon, ghost, same thing.” She shrugged her shoulders, “same thing as to-may-to, to-mah-to.”

“It is not the same thing!” Namjoon looked at (Y/N) like it was obvious.

(Y/N) snorted, “Okay Casper.” She continued pulling out the items in the box.

Namjoon looked flabbergasted, “CASPER!?” Namjoon put a hand over his chest and widened his eyes. (Y/N) looked up at the demon with a raised brow,

“Geez Casper, why are you so offended? I’ve called you Casper before, Casper.” (Y/N) struggled to keep in her laughter, trying to keep a straight face as she looked at Namjoon.

Namjoon looked at (Y/N), “I think I shall simply cease to exist in your realm.”

(Y/N) looked back down at the almost empty box, “You wouldn’t do that, you love me too much, my dearest Casper.” She said in a singsong voice, “Oh hey I found a sock.” She pulled out said sock from the box, it had yellow stripes. :]

“I think Jungkook took the mate to that when he left.” (Y/N) threw the sock at Namjoon with a loud ‘FUCK!’

“I mean we could try and summon him to see if he’ll return your socks.” Namjoon shrugged.

“I wouldn’t even try.” She started putting the random items in their new places.

“You should put Juno on the window sill rather than the coffee table, I mean cacti do need sun.” Namjoon looked at the little green prickle plant.

“I’m sure if i didn’t tell you how to parent your child, it would’ve been confiscated by child protective services.” Namjoon crossed his arms and looked at Juno who had been (rightfully so) moved to the window sill.

“Casper- Juno is a cactus. There is no CPS (Cactus Protective Services).” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon with her own arms crossed over her chest and an eyebrow raised, “Now if you could- Can you please go unpack a few boxes?” (Y/N) shooed Namjoon away before her eyes widened and she added in, “NOTHING LABELED FRAGILE!”

“You know if we painted a wall or two in here, it would liven up the place so much…” Namjoon looked around the bland apartment, “Maybe an accent wall over here. A floor lamp over there. A new plant in the kitchen. It wouldn’t hurt you to give Juno some siblings.”

(Y/N) looked flabbergasted, “You want me to pop out another child?!”

“No I mean-” Namjoon’s eyes widened.

“-OUT OF MY WALLET?!? MY BARELY 21 DOLLARS!?” (Y/N) got her wallet out and zipped it open. She shook it in the demon’s face, about 26 pennies, 2 nickels, 1 dime, and a quarter fell out. It was followed by a single, folded, 5 dollar bill.

“I don’t think that’s 21 dollars, (Y/N)” Namjoon looked down at the floor, where one or more of the coins had caught onto his feet.

“I have a gift card.” She pulled out the cheap plastic, silver, $25 visa gift card (that didn’t have 25 dollars) with a bit of a struggle.

“How much exactly is on that gift card (Y/N)?” Namjoon eyed the flimsy silver object.

“You expect me to know- I mean probably more than 10 dollars!” Namjoon raised a brow at the statement. “Okay, maybe about 3.69.” Namjoon sighed, massaging his temples. (Y/N) bent down to put the money back into her wallet like a pigeon eating bread crumbs the old lady on the bench threw onto the floor.

Namjoon walked away from the pigeon-girl and grabbed a notepad and pen that was left on the kitchen counter. “We’re making you a to-do list.” He stated, clicking the pen.

“WE haven’t even unpacked all the boxes yet.” (Y/N) whined, pointing at the last large box in the middle of the hallway. Namjoon looked to where she pointed and shrugged.

“It says Christmas decorations.”

“EXACTLY! VERY. IMPORTANT.” she clapped her hands in between each word.

“It’s February.” He said.

“It’s still winter.” (Y/N) reasoned, finally done picking up the money. She plopped herself down onto the small brown couch.

“Okay so first off you need a job.” He wrote it down onto the notepad, the pen scratching being overlapped by a loud gasp from the human in the room.

“You dare ignore me?!” She yelled offendedly at the demon who glanced at her before looking back down at what he was writing.

“You also need to go to the supermarket.”

“I told you I barely have any money.”

“Your parents gave you some money.”

“Oh, you’re right.”

“And also, you should walk to the school and find a short route to get there.” Namjoon pulled out a literal map.

(Y/N) pouted, “I thought you were gonna walk me to all my classes to deter all the frat boys from coming my way…”

“I did say that,” he confirmed before continuing. “But I mean to get to the actual school grounds.”

“But we have a car.” She had drawnout the ‘but,’ trying to make her point that she didn’t need to walk.

“But you need exercise.” He reasoned, mimicking the way she had said her words.

“Are you calling me fat?”

“No.”

“Yes you are.”

“(Y/N) i’m not.”

“Yeah you ARE, Casper.”

“Would you PLEASE call me by my actual name for once?”

“Sure thing. Rap Monster.” She teased, the ground started shaking. (Y/N) let out a loud screech looking up at the demon who’s eyes were rolled back. “OH FUCK YOU!”

The shaking died down, Namjoon staring down at the girl who was now underneath the coffee table. “This is why you’re still here!” she cried.

“You want me gone?” Namjoon questioned, offendedly. (Y/N) army crawled her way from her ‘safe spot.’

“I DIDN’T SAY THAT!” She yelled, returning the offended tone.

“I’m out,” Namjoon pivoted on his heel, walking to the front door robotically.

“Noooo!”

“Will I ever see my socks again?” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon with hope, “I mean having shoes would be great too though.”

“What’s wrong with living in sandals? Birkenstocks are very comfortable.” Namjoon pivoted around with a candle in his hand.

“It’s winter.” (Y/N) frowned.

“You could always use mine?” He gestured to the shoes at the shoe rack at the front door. The ones that were closed toed…

“Your feet are too big.” (Y/N) looked over at the shoes, then looked down at her own feet, then at the demon.

“Size didn’t matter Last night with your sweaters?”

“That’s different, Namjoon.” (Y/N) rolled her eyes.

“Size.” Namjoon smirked.

“Different.” (Y/N) stood confidently.

“You know, you could always just go buy new socks?” Namjoon looked at her oddly.

“I usually wait to get them for Christmas, you should know this by now.”

“Independence.” He stated.

“You’re a hypocrite.” Namjoon let out a ‘huh?’ and (Y/N) continued, “You said independence when you’re dependent on me.”

“That isn’t my fault.” Namjoon raised his hands in defense.

“It kind of is though…” (Y/N) shrugged, Namjoon opened his mouth to retort but was quickly cut off, “I’m literally a rehab center for you.”

“Apparently you’re not a nicely rated one.” Namjoon shook his head.

“I’ve helped 6 other demons, Namjoon. You’re just being difficult.” (Y/N) poked his chest really hard before retracting her hand.

“Ouch,” he put his hand over his heart where she had poked him, “You shouldn’t be saying these things to your client.”

“I didn’t ask to get a client or even BE a rehab center.”

“The reason why you became a rehab center was because you decided that humans were ugly and disgusting.”

“The reason why you ended up with me was because you did something bad and you just now decided to be a good person and it’s not turning out well for you.”

“For your information, I could have left a long time ago.” Namjoon crossed his arms, with an audible exhale from his nose. He stared down at the rehab center.

“And why didn’t you, hm?” (Y/N) crossed her arms also with a raised brow. Namjoon kept quiet, debating how to answer, keeping eye contact as if it was an olympic staring contest.

“You.” He said. (Y/N) snorted, ready to insult the patient. “-would’ve starved to death by now if I hadn’t stayed with you until now.” He finished, (Y/N) gasped, reaching up and hitting Namjoon on the shoulder.

“You. Jerk. Get. Away. From. Me.” She hit him harder every word before waddling away into the hallway from the chuckling demon.

“No problem,” Namjoon disappeared with a veil of sparkles out of view.

(Y/N) thrusted open the door to her new bedroom. Continuing her waddle to the end of the full size bed. Facing the head board, she plopped the top half of her body onto the bed front first. Namjoon reappeared about 6 feet away from her with a loud poof and a burst of sparkles scattering around the room.

“Go away.” (Y/N)’s face was still shoved into the mattress, “Seriously shoo.” (Y/N) lifted her arm off the bed to wave him off.

“I won’t go. You can’t make me.” Namjoon walked towards the bed hesitantly, scared to get fucking murdered by his prison warden, “Move over. Give me some room.”

“Go sleep in my closet.” (Y/N) flipped the demon off.

“You’d prefer nightmares over your dearest Casper?”

“Yes.” Namjoon sat down on the bed, his knee almost hitting the girl’s head. “I thought I said in the closet.”

“And I prefer the bed.” Namjoon leaned forward and took (Y/N) by her hands and pulled her closer to himself with an annoyed groan from her. She was pulled until her head was laid on his chest, wrapping his arms around her.

“I hate you.” (Y/N) grumbled into her demon-pillow.

“I know.”

“You live because I allow it, and that is it to be my flesh pillow.”

“Okay, now sleep.”

“But why do you have to leave?” (Y/N) looked up at her bunk buddy, her chin was impaling the person’s chest.

“I have to. I'm ready to go.” Yoongi looked crestfallen, “They said I could have one more night. But then, when I leave, I can pass on my role.”

“Could you maybe not steal my socks?” (Y/N) pouted at Yoongi who chuckled in response. “This is a genuine request.” She said with slight seriousness in her tone.

“You don’t have any to steal anyways,” he rolled his eyes with an endearing smirk that replaced his dispirited look just seconds before.

“Ok just- don’t go stealing any of my clothing, I need it.” (Y/N) clicked her tongue, not denying the fact that she was sockless.

“I won’t. I don’t need your clothing.” Yoongi shrugged, “I might take your guinea pig though. Meatloaf is cute.”

“YOU wouldn’t DARE take Meatloaf from me.” She glared

“I can and I will.” Yoongi crossed his arms over his chest and looked towards the cage that housed Meatloaf. (Y/N) groaned, unlatching an arm that was sandwiched between the bed and Yoongi’s back. She planted her palm smack in the middle of the demon’s face, covering his view of the poor guinea pig.

“No.” She patted his face, Yoongi’s eyes now squeezed shut.

“I can lick your hand.” he threatened, his voice muffled and jumpy from the wacky hand.

“You’re gross,” she moved her hand up, now only covering his eyes and revealing a gummy smile from Yoongi.

“It’s sleep time,” he declared. (Y/N) whined in response, “I’ll be here in the morning to say goodbye one more time okay?”

“Promise?”

“Never said that,” he hummed.

“You jerk,” she groaned, laying her head sideways. Her ear over his heart, engraving the sound into her mind.

Like a cliche love story, (Y/N) woke up to no one but herself on the bed. Through groggy eyes, she could see that poor Meatloaf was gone too.

“I tried to stop him from taking Meatloaf I swear.” Namjoon uncrossed his arms from over his chest when he noticed that (Y/N) was awake.

“Did you really?” (Y/N) sat up in bed.

“I did, I swear,” he said immediately, “I have proof.”

“By proof, do you mean you broke something?” Namjoon took a deep breath figuring out whether or not to say yes or no.

“I… never said that.” He decided on dying, his words drifting off in nervousness.

“So… you did?” She concluded, Namjoon nodded slowly, his eyes down on the floor.

“Yea…” (Y/N) sighed, trying to find anger to cover up a tsunami of sadness that was approaching.

“It’ll be okay. We can summon him every once in a while. Maybe while we’re at it we can try to get your socks back.” Namjoon smiled and hoped it would make her feel better while the reality of things had begun to set in for him. All of the boys loved (Y/N) with all of their hearts but he was the only one willing to stay for the long run.

“I don’t think people want to go back to a rehab center, Namjoon.” (Y/N) let the tears begin to pour.

“(Y/N) it’ll be okay…” Namjoon went over to sit on the bed next to (Y/N), “Seriously we’ll get through this.” Namjoon put a hesitant hand onto (Y/N)’s shoulder and began trying to comfort her.

“I know- I know but-” (Y/N) sniffled, “Hold on, my mascara will run.”

“You’re not wearing any?-” Namjoon raised a brow and looked at (Y/N) like ‘bih-’

“Shush.” (Y/N) shushed Namjoon before shaking off his hand and placing her head on his shoulder.

“You know you can’t prevent me from getting a boyfriend forever.” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon before continuing to pack her bag for school.

“I can and I will.” Namjoon slung his own bag over his shoulder. He was definitely a professor.

“You can’t make me be single forever.” (Y/N) rolled her eyes and slung her backpack onto her shoulders.

“Your preferences in men are horrible (Y/N), I'm not trying to prevent you from getting a man.” Namjoon said in a matter of fact voice, moving and opening the front door, letting (Y/N) pass through before he walked out behind her.

She scoffed, “maybe you should hook me up with someone, maybe then you can leave rehab.”

“I miss Meatloaf,” Namjoon said solemnly, changing the subject.

“Why do you always change the subject when I bring up my love life?” (Y/N) complained, stomping her foot as they walked down the hallway of the apartment building toward the elevator.

“Do you think Yoongi will respond if we try to summon him?” He ignored the question.

“Hey Joon? Is your dick ribbed? I heard all the demon dicks were ribbed.”

Namjoon stopped in his tracks, putting his feet together and staring down at the human with a face screaming ‘what-the-fuck?’ (Y/N) had a boxy smile on her face, waiting for a response. “Who the fuck did you hear that from?”

“A fanfic I read, it was a group called DTS,” she shrugged. “Is it right though?” she leaned forward slightly in high expectations.

“Well-” Namjoon paused, “uhhh…” his eyes darted around. “Mine… isn’t.”

“Damn- that’s really disappointing,” (Y/N) frowned, throwing down an imaginary hat onto the ground and continuing walking with Namjoon following behind her.

“Why is it disappointing? You’re a virgin.” Namjoon raised an eyebrow.

“Why would you think I’m a virgin?” (Y/N) looked offended. They stopped in front of the closed silver elevator doors, Namjoon hit the down button before responding.

“You literally had no social life in middle and high school and depended on demons who were attached to you by force in order to not lose your ability to speak in English.” Namjoon raised a finger, “Plus I’ve known you since you were ten and unless it was before that… I would know.” He slipped into the elevator, turning around and walking backwards. A know-it-all smirk plastered on his face while (Y/N) had an annoyed look on her own.

“Can we just- stop before we start arguing about my sex life?” She marched forward into the elevator like a preteen going into their room after an argument with their parents.

“How did you even become a professor?” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon confused. “Couldn’t you have just you know… poofed yourself from people’s view when I go to school?”

“I need something to do while you’re in class. I might as well teach asshole frat boys how to do business math amiright.” Namjoon chuckled.

“I mean… you can just be the ghost you are and haunt me n’ stuff?” (Y/N) suggested, “I mean you already do that, Casper.”

“That’s Professor Casper to you.” Namjoon laughed too hard at his own joke.

“Ew,” (Y/N) cringed. “I’d rather call you Daddy Casper.”

“Only in the bedroom.” Namjoon looked at the human.

“Sex doesn’t always have to be private.” (Y/N) stared back at the demon, flipping her hair back. “Wait- are YOU a virgin then?” She asked, bringing back the topic from earlier, but this time about Namjoon.

“Classified.” Namjoon glared.

“So you ARE a virgin?” (Y/N) snorted a laugh, “And you call yourself a demon.”

“Not all demons are incubi or succubi, your demon-racist.” Namjoon accused.

“I am not demon-racist.” (Y/N) looked up at the tall demon, “I’m human.”

“You’re not a human, you’re the personification of the word ‘dumbass.’” He said, poking the proclaimed dumbass on the forehead.

“Rude of you to assume what I am, Casper.” (Y/N) smacked away his hand and pushed Namjoon not so gently on the shoulder.

“Now you’re the hypocrite,” Namjoon glared, “Professor Casper.” (Y/N) rolled her eyes, “Daddy Casper.”

Namjoon frowned, “If you’re so persistent on not calling me Professor, then just Daddy works fine.”

The girl shrugged, “I’d prefer to just call you Daddy Casper, but without the Daddy part.”

“But what if I want to be called Daddy Casper.” Namjoon wiggled his eyebrows suggestively as they walked through the gates of the school, the walk soon enough would be coming to an end.

“Woahhhh down bessie.” (Y/N) lifted her hands and moved them in a downward motion, “Save it for the student who’s gonna try to fuck you for their grade.”

Namjoon laughed again, “You say it as if it won’t be you trying to fuck for an A.”

“I don’t get how an idiot like you got a job as a professor.” (Y/N) punched Professor Namjoon on the shoulder who was still laughing at the insult he pulled out his ass against the girl.

“I don’t know how an idiot like you got into college.” Namjoon rubbed his shoulder and then pushed (Y/N) back with a grin on his face. The bell conveniently rang, ending the conversation and forcing the pair to speed their way over to the classrooms.

“You know I saw one of the sorority girls eyeing you, I think we’ve found our fuck-for-a-grade person.” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon, “You wouldn’t fuck her right?”

“I would never fuck one of my students.” Namjoon looked at (Y/N), “Plus I don’t like cheerleaders, I like depressed freshmen who can see demons and that double time as rehab facilities.”

“I am not a rehab facility. I am a struggling freshman.” (Y/N) clapped at Namjoon.

“No you’re not a rehab facility, you’re my rehab facility.” Namjoon smiled cheekily, “And the way I see it you are not a struggling freshman, you live with a professor that helps you with most of your homework.”

“Eh- The one thing you don’t help with is stress relief.” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon, “The least you could do is let me go out and find a boyfriend.”

“You HAVE a boyfriend.” Namjoon looked at (Y/N) seriously.

“WHERE? WHO?” (Y/N)’s eyes frantically searched the room.

“HERE! ME!” Namjoon pointed at himself and then widened his eyes.(Y/N) looked at Namjoon with a raised brow, her frantic eyes stopping and looking the demon up and down.

“I didn’t know you had a rental-boyfriend service?” (Y/N) said in genuine shock, “I don’t have any money though so-“

“You don’t have to rent me.” Namjoon scoffed, “I’m right here and I cost no money.”

“I don’t take charity work, sorry.” Namjoon groaned and covered his face with a hand.

“You’re literally the most stubborn person I know.”

“I’m trying to keep my single streak here, thank you very much.”

“Wait so we aren’t dating?”

“You thought we were dating?”

“You didn’t think that?”

“You like me?”

“You didn’t know?”

“I mean- you never said it-”

“I literally said it seconds ago, (Y/N).”

“Well yeah, seconds ago I guess but I mean before?”

“I literally confessed to you when we were looking for apartments to move out of your parents house.”

“When?-”

“What about this place then?”

“I like it.”

“More than you like me?”

“No.”

“Good.”

“Are you questioning my love for you?”

“Bitch, maybe I am.”

“You shouldn’t.”

“Why shouldn’t I be questioning it then, hmm?”

“I’m literally helping you look for a home that we both will move into.”

“That proves nothing.”

“Bitch- If that doesn’t say ‘I LOVE YOU’ I don’t know what does.”

“Oh, I don't know. Maybe saying ‘I love you’ straight up?”

“Fine.”

“Fine.”

“I love you.”

“Nice.”

“Ohhhhhh.” (Y/N) smiled, “You meant that?”

Namjoon looked at her with a blank face. She stared back waiting for an answer that didn’t come.

“So… you do mean it?” She confirmed it herself. The demon nodded slowly, waiting for her to process it.

“(Y/N)? You good?” Namjoon waved a hand in front of her face.

“You know,” she started, finally having rebooted her system. “There’s a lot of things wrong with this relationship. First of all, you’re a demon and I'm a human.”

“Not the first time I've heard of that type of relationship.”

“Secondly, you’re supposed to leave soon considering you’ve delayed it enough. Even using my personified dreamcatcher as compensation to stay longer.”

“I’m pretty sure at this point, they’ve given up on trying to get me back.”

“Third of all, it’s weird that you’ve literally known me since I was ten.” She held up ten fingers, “How old are you again?”

“Not that old for a demon,” he shrugged.

“Exactly. For a demon, thank you for proving my point.” Namjoon went to retort but (Y/N) continued. “Fourth, teacher and student relationships are weird.”

“People roleplay it in the bedroom?” Namjoon shrugged once again.

“Exactly,” she said again.

“It’s technically not weird since you’re not my student though. You’re definitely not a business major so…” Namjoon weighed the pros and cons of being caught with a student even if said student isn’t even one of his.

“I’m an English Major- BUT that’s besides the point. You’ve still known me since I was ten.” (Y/N) poked Namjoon’s chest.

“Hey it’s not like I was creeping on you when you were a kid…” Namjoon raised his hands in defense.

“No you just started creeping on me when I was around sixteen.”

“It’s more acceptable than pedophiles!”

“You’re like three hundred!” She exclaimed, she threw her hands above her head to

“Add about seven-hundred years to that.” Namjoon added with slight hesitation.

(Y/N) stood there, mouth agape, trying to do the mental math.

“You’re one-thousand?!”

“Give or take some.”

“I- I’m going to remove myself from this situation.” (Y/N) walked away.

[:] I ran out of image things, so we get text from now on. [:]

“Maybe I should start sleeping in the closet.” Namjoon voiced his thoughts as he was grading papers one night.

“You don’t have to sleep in the closet.” (Y/N) looked at the demon from across the kitchen table.

“The closet is comfortable.” Namjoon shrugged before voicing his concerns about the student’s work, “I’m pretty sure this student is gonna try to suck my dick for an A. This work sucks ass. How did she even get x=34? The answer is x=0!”

“I’m bad at math, don't look at me.” (Y/N) jotted a note down on her work before closing her notebook.

“But anyway- Back on track. Why do you want to start sleeping in the closet?” (Y/N) raised a questioning brow.

“Because the bed is awkward now.” Namjoon sighed before writing a bold ‘10/35’ down on the paper and circling it. (Y/N) glanced over at the paper that was marked red at every inch of it.

“You should put ‘see me after class’ on it. Maybe she’ll suck your non-ribbed demon dick.” (Y/N) suggests as she puts away her notebook. Namjoon’s fist hit the table in annoyance with a loud sigh that definitely said ‘i’m not getting some dumb bitch to suck my dick.’ The girl snorted, “Geez, no need to be so rough on the table.”

“Stop bringing up my non-ribbed demon dick.” Namjoon glared across the table.

“You admit that it’s not ribbed? That’s rough, man.” (Y/N) sighed sympathetically. “Some people are into that, you know.” Namjoon facepalmed, a bit too harshly, a loud smack echoing in the cramped apartment. “No need to be so rough, Casper.”

“You’d probably like it rough, and why the hell are you so bent on the fact that my dick isn’t ribbed?” Namjoon glared, moving onto the next student’s paper.

“We’ve taken the god damn BDSM test together, Casper. You KNOW I'd like it rough.” (Y/N) said in a smart-ass tone, knowing for a fact that they’ve done the test before.

“That shit lies,” Namjoon declared, “I’m not a bottom.”

“We know sweetie, we know. The test did you dirty.” (Y/N) weighed her options before ultimately deciding not to cross the room to comfort her demon. “But you know, the test DID have some direct questions-”

“You mean like the golden showers?”

“Ew, why would you even bring that up.”

“You said ‘direct questions.'” Namjoon shrugged.

“That question was traumatic.” (Y/N) shuddered, “But anyway, You can keep sleeping in the bed. It’s only awkward for you. Plus you can’t even be a demon dreamcatcher from a closet.”

“I can and I will. Now go get ready for bed. I'll join you in a bit. I have to email the kids' advisor.”

[:] Oh wow, another spliter [:]

“What’s awkward about this?” (Y/N) asked, ignorant to the fact that it was very awkward. Her legs were wrapped around the demon’s waist, who was laying down as straight as a log uncomfortably.

“Everything is uncomfortable.” Namjoon tried to push (Y/N) off of him.

“This is where you’re wrong,” (Y/N) states. “Your chesticles are very comfortable.” She furthered her point, by moving her head and weirdly nuzzling her cheek into his chest.

“(Y/N) get off of me.” Namjoon was now really uncomfortable.

“No.” (Y/N) pulled Namjoon’s log-body closer.

“Please?” Namjoon wiggled some more, “Seriously (Y/N) get off.”

“No…” (Y/N) held Namjoon tighter, “Imma go sleep now.”

“Ok (Y/N).” With that Namjoon pushed (Y/N) up and off of him and climbed out of bed and into the closet.

(Y/N) whined, “Nooooooo!” She looked at the closet through her eyebrows. “Are you hiding something from me?” She accused the demon.

“Excuse me?” Namjoon opened the closet door a bit.

“Oh my god- are you a closet gay?” She gasped loudly.

“WHAT?” Namjoon looked at (Y/N) from the crack in the doorway.

“It’s okay! You don’t need to use a fake confession to hide it from me.” She comforted the demon, “I will support you 1000 percent.”

“I’M NOT GAY!” Namjoon wiggled around in the closet before emerging from the space.

“Okay okay- but just so you know, there’s nothing wrong with being gay, Casper. Closeted or not.” She hummed, her words being muffled as she slowly put her face into the mattress.

“It’s been awkward since you basically called me a cradle robber, you stubborn piece of shit.” Namjoon blushed at his confession.

“I thought you didn’t care about that earlier.” (Y/N) looked back up, taking a deep breath of air after almost suffocating herself.

“Well I did.” Namjoon huffed out the breath he hadn’t realized he was holding.

“Well that sucks,” (Y/N) said blandly, “I was thinking of saying I love you.”

“The fuck- wait,” Namjoon’s eyes widened.

“Night night.”

[:] Cockadoodle-Doo it's morning [:]

The next morning came around quickly for (Y/N), though I wouldn’t say the same for Namjoon. Having him overthinking the “postponed” love confession from (Y/N). Meanwhile, though the night was quick, the morning dragged the girl by the toilet paper stuck at the bottom of her shoe.

Frown plastered on her face, seemingly deep in thought. She was unmoving in her seat aside from her wrist moving to stir the half eaten cereal in front of her. Namjoon sat across from her, “You can stop thinking, you’re going to hurt your head.”

The insult snapped the girl out of her concentration, she looked up and clicked her tongue. “I was just thinking about you. You want me to stop doing that?”

Namjoon raised a brow, “Depends on what you were thinking about.”

“I was wondering if we could summon the boys,” (Y/N) smiled before continuing, “Maybe get my socks back…”

“Are you saying you’d enjoy the company of your socks more than you with me?” Namjoon asked rhetorically with a shocked expression. (Y/N) gagged and rolled her eyes.

“Namjoon…” she said with a honey coated tone. “Are you saying you don’t know that I know you’ve used MY socks before?” The accused had a shocked look on his face that looked like he was on the verge of throwing up.

(Y/N) started snickering, amused by the demon’s expression. “As if I'd use your cheap ass yellow striped socks,” Namjoon aimed his nose at the ceiling. The girl laughed harder, finding the insult to her socks a bit too amusing.

“Okay, back on topic,” she said in between giggles, “We’ll get back to this later.” Namjoon shook his head, unamused unlike the person across from him.

The offended sock insulter cleared his throat, “We should have enough time before we need to go to the school to summon one of them.” He said in a factual voice, (Y/N) nodded as she took a glance at the time that read 7:23 am.

“What did we need again?” She got up from the stool she sat on, abandoning the poor soggy cereal. Namjoon got up also with a hum of thought.

“Candles and a lighter are the main things, obviously,” He says. (Y/N) nodded going into one of the kitchen cabinets for the items. “And if we’re summoning all of them, we’d need offerings…” Namjoon drifted off.

(Y/N) put down the candles onto the marble counter and looked at Namjoon questionably, “So… we need another hamster and dog?” This made the demon pause before nodding slowly, the situation becoming a bit more difficult than it needed to be now.

“And then what about Hobi? What he took wasn’t exactly… a physical object?” She also put it into consideration and clicked her tongue. “I’m still mad at you for sacrificing my literal source of happiness and good luck for yourself.” Namjoon’s jaw dropped.

“I thought we were past this!” He threw his hands up in the air, (Y/N) flipping him off simultaneously.

“Maybe you were,” she sassed, pointing fingers with a half assed glare.

“Technically, it wasn’t a sacrifice, (Y/N).” He said, crossing his arms.

“Well-” She was cut off by the demon.

“Nuh uh, It was just him choosing to leave and wanting to stay,” he snapped, not in a harsh way though.

“But-”

“You know what, let’s just try and summon them another day. I don’t think it’d work anyways.” Namjoon said, dismissing the topic by waving his hand, taking a glance at the tree outside.

[:] Wooshy flash back time I guess [:]

“Why are you still here?” (Y/N) looked at Namjoon, “I mean weren’t you supposed to leave this year?”

“I was supposed to leave instead of Hobi last year. I asked to stay.” Namjoon was sitting nonchalantly in one of the lounge chairs in her parents' living room reading the book she was supposed to be reading for school.

“Why didn’t you leave when you were supposed to?” (Y/N) looked at the demon, a look of confusion evident on her features.

“Who else is supposed to write your book reports for school?” Namjoon smirked while holding up the book before going back to reading said book.

“Then why did Hobi leave? Did he not want to be attached anymore?” (Y/N) began to tear up.

“It’s not that. I asked to stay because I felt I wasn’t ready to leave yet and Hoseok felt he was ready to leave. Most of the time, we leave when our time comes (Y/N). Hobi and mine were at the same time and I wanted to stay so I stayed.” Namjoon smiled at (Y/N).

“But why didn’t Hobi want to stay?” (Y/N)’s tears were flowing freely at this point.

“(Y/N)! Are you crying?” (Y/N)’s mom came rushing downstairs to investigate why her only child was crying.

“I’m fine.” Even (Y/N) wasn’t convincing herself, “Really Mom, I’m just over exhausted. I’m gonna go up to my room.”

[:] And back to the present :) [:]

“Are you almost ready to go?” Namjoon popped his head into the bedroom, “We have to leave soon if you want to be on time for school.”

“I’m almost ready, relax. And don’t you have a class to teach and a non-ribbed dick to get sucked by that one bitch for an A?” (Y/N) scoffed from where she was printing an essay that Namjoon had written the night before.

Namjoon started counting down from five, “Five- You better fucking get your ass in gear or you’re gonna be late. Four- Seriously (Y/N). Three- Professor Howard can’t give you another pass just because he likes you. Two-” Namjoon got cut off by (Y/N).

“I’m ready, asshole.” (Y/N) looked at him, “You better not let that bitch Brianna suck your dick.”

“I won’t let her suck my dick!” Namjoon raised his hands in defense, “What about my toes though?” (Y/N) looked at the demon with a face of disgust and looked at him from head to toe.

“Are you Namjoon or Taehyung?” She squinted, looking at his face.

“It was a joke!” Namjoon smirked, “But I'm sure she’ll do it for an A anyway.”

“I’m done with this conversation Casper.” With that (Y/N) slung her bag over her shoulder and left.

“Hey wait!” Namjoon grabbed his own bag before speed walking after (Y/N).

[:] Professor Casper or Daddy Casper? [:]

“SO.” (Y/N) sat down across from Namjoon in his office, “Rumour has it that you’re dating a cute english-lit major and are up for evaluation. What say you in your defense?”

“I mean I am dating a cute english-lit major. But I’m not up for evaluation, I used my demon charms to get out the punishment.”

Namjoon looked at (Y/N) seriously.

“Did you actually?” (Y/N) gaped at Namjoon.

“No. I explained that dating you is punishment enough.” Namjoon smiled, his dimples popping.

“Bastard.” (Y/N)looked at Namjoon.

“Bitch.” Namjoon smirked at (Y/N) before leaning over the desk and kissing her on the forehead, “I love you.”

“Good.” (Y/N) blushed.

There, through the window of the office, there were 6 peeping toms watching the couple.

“Adadada-uda,” Taehyung stuttered, “THEY’RE SO CUTE!”

“This looks like it’d turn out like a straight porn video on the hub,” Yoongi says bluntly.

Jungkook looked at Yoongi, “Ew straight.”

“Moving on,” Seokjin cleared his throat, “Does anyone remember when (Y/N) said I love you back?”

A series of “No’s” could be heard.

“Maybe we weren’t watching!” Jimin raised his hands, “But when were we not watching?”

“Oh I know!” Hoseok interrupted, “When they split up because of classes earlier. We left Yoongi hyung in charge just in case something happened.”

“I took a nap and must've missed it.” The guilty demon shrugged.

“No, (Y/N) definitely isn’t someone who confesses straight up.” Seokjin said, stroking his chin. The rest nodded in agreement.

“Yeah, that's why she didn’t have a man when we were still there.” Jungkook snorted.

“No JK, we all know the reason why (Y/N) was always single. Was because she was pining after Namjoon.” Jimin stated the obvious.

[:] Damn. Imagine having someone to kiss in public. Or at all. [:]

“So how do you reckon the staff caught onto us… I mean PDA really isn’t our thing.” Namjoon looked at (Y/N), “Who have you told?”

“I haven’t told anyone!” (Y/N) frowned, “Maybe someone saw us go home together? I bet it was that bitch Brianna. She gives off the stalker vibes.”

“I’m not gonna let her suck my dick.” Namjoon looked at (Y/N), “And she’s already failing my class so even if I did let her suck my non-ribbed punisher, she still would probably only have a D-.”

“Hey- I thought we stopped referring to your dick as non-ribbed.” Namjoon raised a brow, making a face that said ‘you’re-the-one-who-started-it.’

Reading his expression (Y/N) glared at the demon, “Technically you’re the one who started it because you freely admitted it freely.”

“What makes you find out the hard way that my dick isn’t ribbed?” Namjoon looked at (Y/N) suggestively before flopping namtiddie first into the couch.

“I think I would've preferred finding out the hard way.” (Y/N) flopping onto Namjoon’s hard back.

“So I can’t even have the couch to myself?” Namjoon groaned before realizing what (Y/N) meant by ‘finding out the hard way,’ “Are you saying you rather had found out in the heat of the moment after having prepared yourself for a ribbed demon dick?” Namjoon leaned his head up to bump (Y/N) who still had her fat ass on his back, “I can’t breathe, get off.”

(Y/N) rolled off of Namjoon before plopping herself down in front of Namjoon, “That’s exactly what I am saying.”

[:] Smh stalkers at every moment [:]

“And I got a big fat ass!” (Y/N) shook her ass while singing off-key.

“Your ass is everything but big, baby.” Namjoon passed (Y/N) to reach for the garlic from the spice cabinet.

The girl turned and looked at Namjoon with an offended look, “You know. As my rental boyfriend, you’re supposed to be nice.”

Garlic forgot, Namjoon turned to (Y/n) and grabbed her waist, “I’m not your rental boyfriend and you know that.”

(Y/N) laughed, “Okay go off I guess, not my rental boyfriend.” (Y/N) rolled her eyes before pushing Namjoon away.

“Woman,” Namjoon placed a hand over his heart, “You wound me.”

(Y/N) turned around and smiled at her demon, “I could argue that you’re the one that wounds me.”

“I do not wound you.” Namjoon scoffs, “But I could very well wound you if you keep saying i’m a rental boyfriend, love.”

“Well we wouldn’t want you to wound me now would we,” (Y/N) smiled up at Namjoon before leaning in and placing a quick peck to his lips, “I love you.”

Namjoon smiled before returning (Y/N)’s peck with a chaste kiss, “I love you too, baby.”

*Meanwhile from the dining room 6 men were watching from not so afar*

“Hyung! Hyung! Did you see that!” Jungkook excitedly pointed towards the couple in the kitchen.

Yoongi groaned, “See what?”

“Le gasp! How could you have missed that!” Taehyung held a hand over his heart, “(Y/N) initiated affection for once!”

Jin smiled, “It really was adorable.”

[:] Oh look, you're at the end. [:]

“Every kiss begins with consent.” Namjoon wiggled his shoulders while grading papers at the table.

(Y/N) smirked before leaning over the table and planting a large whet kiss on Namjoon’s cheek.

“Rude.” Namjoon scoffed before pulling (Y/N) in for a proper kiss.

“You know that kiss didn’t have much of my consent in it.” (Y/N) smiled before leaning in for another kiss.

“I don’t think I consented to that either though.” Namjoon smiled.

“Get back to work baby.” (Y/N) nudged Namjoon towards his pile of papers.

“Yeah yeah.” Namjoon smiled before looking down and putting a big red ‘F’ on a paper clearly marked Brianna Simms.

“When will she just drop the class?” (Y/N) chuckled, “Dumbass.”

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