#Jack Hodgins Headcanons

[shelbgrey]

Jack Hodgins Having a little sister:

Paring: Jack Hodgins x Little Sister!Reader

Summary: having Jack Hodgins as an over protective big brother and being 'queen of the lab'

A/n: this is short and kinda sucks. Request are open for bones.

💚MasterList 💚mood bord

Jack practically raised you, your parents did love you very much but they were always working and that's just how it was.

Intentionally or not your parents missed the little things, like school concerts or marching season when you were in the band, Jack didn't miss one and always there chearing you on.

Your just as, if not smarter than Jack, and like your big brother you showed interest in becoming a Forensic Entomologist like him. You always looked up to him and wanted to be like him.

The only difference is your more interested in the animal/reptile aspect than the bugs like he is.

Your office/lab is full of lizards and turantulas, and you've named all of them.

Your terrified song snakes though, you hate them with a passion and jack of course knows it and tries to keep the ones he has in the Lab away from you. It doesn't work sometimes.

“Jack there's a snake in my office!” you shouted standing on your wheely chair. Jack came running in to get ride of it. “it's just a black snake, he's more scared of you than you are of him”

He didn't say that to tease you, he just genuinely trying to reassure you so you won't panic all the time. “I beg to differ”

Your the youngest on the team putting you about 20 years old when you and team first started to work together.

With that, Jack is very protective of you and makes sure your shown the same respect he and the team are.

People and other people of science might underestimate you, your young and have tattoos and have a more goofy personality. Jack and the jeffersonian team will always have your back if it comes to people disrespecting you and your always proving the snobby scientists wrong.

You always feel safe with your brother, even in the most dangerous situation. When you and him were buried in the car by the Gravedigger you had absolute faith you'd get out of there, no matter how scared you were.

“We're gonna be okay...i promised mom I'd always protect you” he said.

You both got out with your friends family's help. Angela and Lance were waiting for you both and relieved to have you safe.

Speaking of Angela, she just like a big sister to you. You are both close and you feel you can always go to her for help.

Angela's dad, Billy is also loves you and is like a father to you. While he was putting the fear of god and tattooing Jack, he was showing you how to play guitar.

Even if you and Angela are close, Seeley is your best friend. While he teases Jack and calls him 'bug boy' he genuinely love you like a sister and doesn't mess with you.

Jack wanted to give an over protective big brother talk to Lance when you started dating, but he couldn't. He liked Lance to much and trusted him.

“just don't hurt her”

He walked you down the aisle at yours and Lance's wedding.

Your always involved with his experiments and it drives Cam crazy. She loves you usually let's you get away with it.

Since Jack is 'king of the lab' your the 'Queen of the lab'.

He's literally the coolest uncle ever and your like a second mother to Michael-Vincent.

You've always got each other's backs, you were there when he got put in his wheelchair and helped him learn how to deal with it.

Sometimes people don't understand how you two can be so close and not find each other annoying.

Jack could never get mad at you and if he does it doesn't last long.

Sometimes his over protectiveness gets annoying, but you know he means well.

“Hodgins have each other's backs no matter what” You guys always say.

[hodginspodgins]

[gothamslostboy]

Can i request bones characters and their pets headcannons?

OMG YES OF COURSE YOU CAN

Brennen

She’s against pets in general but if she had to pick one she’d choose a monkey

But after researching it and realizing she doesn’t have the adequate amount of time to care for one she lets booth get a dog

Has to be one that’s known for its intelligence tho

Booth

A dog man through and through

Specifically a high energy breed he can take for runs

Also likes to play fetch with it

Teaches it tricks

Constantly gets lectures from Brennen every time he says they have the smartest dog

Wants to let it lay in the bed but Brennen says no

He sneaks the dog up after she goes to sleep sometimes

Wendell

I bet you’re thinking dog huh?

Yeah you’re right

He has a American pitbull terrier he adores

Buys her sweaters for the winter

Takes her out to those dog friendly restaurants to play with Booth’s dog while they hang out

Cam

Cat lady 100%

Either a Siamese or a hairless cat

Spoils it with toys and treats, but makes sure it stays at a healthy weight

When no one is around she speaks to it in a baby voice

Arastoo

A cat he found at his local shelter

He doesn’t know what kind of cat it is

Has to take allergy pills because he developed an allergy after he already was attached

Sweets

A hermit crab he keeps in his office

Gets an artist friend to paint new shells based on sci fi movies he likes

Before he picked a name he was calling it buddy, which just kinda stuck

Angela

Likes many animals, but not keeping them

Only got one after Michael-Vincent kept begging

Ended up getting a hedge hog

It curls up in her lap while she paints or draws

Hodgins

Has the hedgehog with Angela obviously

He lets sit on his shoulder when relaxing

Built it a fucking MASSIVE enclosure in their house

This lil thing has so much to play with it’s insane

After a year or two of owning the hedgehog, he convinces Angela to get a tortoise

Who he also spoils

Zack

He bought a beta fish one day bc he thought a pet would make him less lonely but he was scared of all the other species at the pet store

He named it Archimedes

Originally just had it in a glass bowl

Bought it a proper tank after Hodgins explained how bad that is

Hodgins also went with him to pick out things it could hide in

Daisy

Honestly I’m not really sure

Maybe a hamster when she was young

But never got another pet after it died bc she was so sad

Loves Lance’s little hermit crab though

Says hi to it every time she stops by his office

Fisher

An iguana

He brought him into work once and cam made him put it in Hodgins’ bug room

Takes it for walks

It wears a black spiked collar with its leash

Vincent

He has two ferrets and and a set of Guinea pigs

Talks to them for hours telling them all the facts that pop into his head

Carries the ferrets around his body (neck, shoulders, arms, etc)

Talks about them like they are his human children

[colinfisher22]

[the-river-rix]

Bones ND/disability hcs!!!

(These are the characters that I have the clearest idea on I will prob update it)

Temperance Brennan: Autism, C-PTSD

Seeley Booth: ADHD, C-PTSD, Addiction Disorder, Chronic Pain

Angela Montenegro: Anxiety (potential depressive or manic disorder but I’m not sure)

Jack Hodgins: AuDHD, PTSD, paraplegic

Camille Saroyan: Anxiety, depression

Zack Addy: Autism, anxiety, depression, C-PTSD, Chronic pain (in his hands), he struggles with depersonalization and derealization but it’s a product of his cptsd

Lance Sweets: Autism, C-PTSD, Anxiety

Clark Edison: autistic

Arastoo Vaziri: PTSD, either DPDR or an unspecified dissociative disorder

Wendell Bray: Autism?? (I’m kind of not sure something is up)

Colin Fisher: Autism, depression

Vincent Nigel-Murray: AuDHD, anxiety, depression

Daisy Wick: Audhd, anxiety, dyspraxia, BPD (I’m not 100% sure here because of symptom overlap)

[spacepilotleela]

Hodgins and Zack Headcanons

hope you like to suffer (: most of these are post-season three so they're gonna hurt.

The first few weeks after Zack was institutionalized, Hodgins would forget he wasn't there anymore. He'd find something he thought Zack would like and go to show him only to remember that Zack wasn't there anymore.

He missed driving Zack to work in the morning too. They never talked a lot but even then he just missed quietly existing with Zack. They didn't have to talk to enjoy each other's company.

Something a little softer, they used to have movie nights. Hodgins would usually pick. He tried to get Zack into the plot but Zack would talk throughout the movie, mostly about how the special effects worked and correcting the bad science.

The only thing that Zack wouldn't talk through was nature documentaries but Hodgins would usually talk during those. Basically, these two are terrible movie companions for anyone besides each other. They went to a movie theater once and were quickly asked to leave.

They would always talk on the drive home from work. At first, they only spoke about work-related topics but soon they began to talk about whatever was in their heads at the time. They came up with many ill-advised ideas for experiments during those drives home.

Hodgins used to take the long way home but after Zack left he took a shortcut. He turned the music up in the car extra loud because he hated the silence. Even with the music turned on it was still too quiet without Zack.

[puppychase]

I think Bones (2005) is the show with the most neurodivergent characters per square inch

[neurodiversebones]

happy pride month im back from the dead here's my lgbt headcanons for the squint squad mwah

brennan (she/they/it) : bisexual + genderqueer !!! i think she doesn't care much for labels in all honesty, and views her identity as a fluid and personal experience. but if you ask her to label it, she'll give you those ones :-) she's always just Known who she is. she assumed everyone felt this way her whole life, didn't understand why she felt so isolated from girls growing up. strict labels on gender and sexuality have always just felt so made up and impersonal to her-- she's just Her.

booth (he/him) : bisexual .... i think he hold it very close to his chest after a lifetime of hypermasculinity and assumed heterosexuality but there have been multiple guys he's fallen in love with over the years, from his highschool hockey friends to a boyfriend he had in the military. it's not like he keeps it a secret, but he doesn't feel comfortable shouting it to the world.

angela (she/they) : bisexual transfem !! she's kinda always known, and she never really had to hide it. spending her childhood on the road with her dad she met all sorts of people from all sorts of walks of life, so when she figured out she was a girl, her dad was just happy she was happy. she just loves love, has fallen in love with so many people of so many identities throughout her life. she views love as a spiritual connection, nothing to do with anyones gender. if she loves you, she loves you.

hodgins (he/they/it) : bisexual transmasc :-) he's known he was a guy since he was pretty young, but growing up rich and sheltered he was forced into femininity at all oppirtunities to protect his family reputation. by the time he was 16, his family gave up on controlling his "tomboy" ness, and once he left for university, he transitioned on his own. he covered up his bisexuality for a LONG time, especially when he was more worried about "passing". once he found people who loved and accepted him for who he was, he was much happier and safer to explore his identity and relationships :-)

cam (she/her) : pansexual !! she's always loved girls, but thought it was admiration most of her life. she assumed everyone looked at other girls that way, fascinated by them, bizarrely jealous but also desperate to get close to them. she thought they were just her friends, until she was in college and making out with another girl while drunk and realized she liked it so much more than any of the other girls she was around. she's much happier with herself and her relationships now that she's accepted who she is. she's also got some gender stuff going tf on but if she acknowledges it for 30 seconds she will fucking explode.

[everyonesonthespectrum]

Today’s Autistic character of the day is:

Jack Hodgins from Bones

Requested by @elevenriver

[art-imps]

Bones Headcanons pt.2: Neurodivergent Characters

Main cast:

Brennan: Autism

Booth: ADHD

Cam: OCD, Panic Disorder

Angela: Bi-polar

Hodgins: ADHD

Sweets: Autism

Squinterns:

Zack: Autism

Vincent: ADHD, Autism

Fisher: Autism

Wendell: ADHD

Arastoo: Autism

Daisy: ADHD, BPD, Autism

Basically they're all autistic lol

[scenessystem]

Probably done this before but

Bones ND/Disability headcanons/Canons

(Starting with just the ones off the top of my head, these also apply to the end of the show so some spoilers)

Angela Montenegro: ADHD & Anxiety

Arastoo Vaziri: C-PTSD

Camille Saroyan: Anxiety

Colin Fisher: Depression

Daisy Wick: Autistic

Jack Hodgins: ADHD, Chronic Pain, Paraplegic [Wheelchair User] & PTSD

Lance Sweets: Autistic & C-PTSD

Seeley Booth: Addiction Disorder, Chronic Pain & C-PTSD

Temperance Brennan: Autistic & C-PTSD

Vincent Nigel-Murray: ADHD, Addiction Disorder, Anxiety & Autistic

Zack Addy: Autistic, C-PTSD, Depression & STPD

[shelbgrey]

Comedy short: who broke the coffee pot?(Bones)

Paring: reader x jeffersonian staff

Summary: cam wants to know who broke the coffee pot.

A/n: bones requests are open!

MasterList

Cam called a staff meeting today... No one would have ever predicted that it would be about a broken coffee pot. Not a corpse, not a piece of broken bone, but a broken pot.

They all stood around the broken coffee pot confused, in the coffee maker it's self was large beaker from the lab in place of the pot. All of us minus Bones, she was aggravated she was taken away from her work for this.

“So...” Cam said crossing her arms “Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.” she said softly looking at everyone.

Everyone stayed silent as Seeley and Lance walked in confused. Lance walked up next to y/n looking at the broken glass. Before he could ask what happened y/n sighed when she saw everyone's silent panic and spoke up.

“...I did. I broke it.” y/n said trying to save who's ever ass broke it.

Cam shook her head and sighed “No. No you didn't, you don't even drink coffee. Dr. Hodgins?”

Jack looked insulted that she would even mention him, did he not relize how many beakers he's broken in the Lab? “Don't look at me. Look at Wendell”

The blond look bewildered and gave Jack a dirty look before turning to Cam. “What?! I didn't break it.”

Jack hummed and looked at Cam like he cracked the case “Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?”

Wendell started to get annoyed, he rubbed his fave then pointed to the broken glass “Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.”

Jack shrugged “Suspicious.”

“No, it's not!” Wendell said shaking his head. Cam, who just wanted an answer sighed right back and looked towards Seeley who interjected.

“If it matters, probably not, but Lance was the last one to use it.” y/n and Lance both looked at him shocked.

“Liar! I don't even work here!” Lance said stepping away from the group.

“Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart last night?” Seeley asked in joking matter, he wasn't really trying to blame him.

“Because Brennan asked me to get her a cup of coffee while I got y/n her tea. They were both working late last Everyone knows that, Booth” Lance quickly said and his story check out.

Angela sighed and put her hands up “Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Cam”

Cam stoped her and held up the lose handle “No! Who broke it!?”

Everyone stayed quiet, they all shared glances just waiting for someone to crack. Jack's eyes fell on Bones who was now checking her watch.

Jack glanced at Cam “Cam Brennan's been awfully quiet.”

Bones gasped, shocked anyone would accuse her of such accusations “really Dr. Hodgins?!”

Everyone starts arguing after that, the squints and the scientists that is. Lance and Seeley stared, still confused on what just happened. Cam just snickered and walked over to the boys. “I broke it by accident. It burned my hand so I punched it.”

Seeley and Lance started chuckling when they saw y/n throw a hand full of coffee stirrers at Wendell and Jack.

Seeley chuckled. “I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a skull on a stick.”

*Later at the Bureau*

“crap!” James sighed as the sound of glass shattering filled his ears, he quickly looked around for witness hoping no one saw him break the coffee pot in the break room.

Caroline sighed and pulled out her phone from a distance, James didn't see her dialing Cam's number. “Cam, tell me how you handled the coffee pot situation at the jeffersonian”

[cryptid-moose]

i am normal about them

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[kkangkkangie]

More shameless original characters b/c I have nothing better to do.

In season 11 of Bones, Hodgins is paralyzed & becomes a jerk (misplaced anger), but still, a cynical jerk. I want him to get an intern (kinda like Brennan’s interns) & slowly grow more comfortable with his wheelchair.

The intern literally pops out from a corner where she was organizing the case files & waves like the socially inept intern she is.

Hodgins is like “who tf are u & get out of my lab”

She said “Dr. Saroyan said I’m ur new intern & u have the coolest machines so ✨no✨”

Hodgins goes to complain when Cam says “no, she’s qualified & I promised that u would not be overdoing it”

Hodgins tried his overly cynical rude words to make her leave on her own, but jokes on him. Her sense of humor was dark, if not more so.

He, then, tried to gross her out with his bugs, but she just took it in stride (she doesn’t acc like bugs, but she wasn’t gonna pass up the opportunity to be a master of telling time of death).

Once, he figured out that he wasn’t gonna get rid of her—he slowly let her do more things like swabbing for particulates when he got too tired to wheel himself to the bone room.

He once let her use the mass spectrometer & was impressed that she could rattle off the uses for the different chemicals (she likes reading labels off everything)

It wasn’t until the two of them did a rather messy experiment when Hodgins gave a laugh for the first time—Angela nearly cried & hugged the two on the spot (if they weren’t covered in soot & god knows what)

Anyways, I want Hodgins to have an intern too. I want someone who’ll geek out about bugs and forensic chemistry as much as Brennan does with her interns!!!

[colinfisher22]

There should be an episode of bones where they all have a sleep over at the Jeffersonian like kids on a school trip. All of the squints and the interns. Call it team bonding or something. It would be a good way for us to learn more about their personal lives and how they all interact in a non competitive setting.

[headpats-for-charlie]

🍣Regressor!Angela Montenegro Headcanons🌸

♡ regresses 5-8 yrs old; is also a kitty regressor!

♡ sushi is her favorite kitty snack but expensive :< so she usually goes for colorful cereal n sometimes goldfish crackers

♡ likes to color n fingerpaint more than anything!! lil artist forever

♡ can be very pouty n make u feel guilty to get what she wants heehe

♡ Hodgins accepts n supports her regression but doesn't become much of a carer until a while into their relationship (Cam is a pretty great sitter when she needs to be tho)

♡ plays with dolls, stuffies, and makeup (only stuff she's ok messing with, but she LOVES putting it on Tempe)

♡ actually really likes slime! plus anything fluffy bc it's her fav stim texture

♡ prefers tv shows/movies with animals (Bluey, old Disney cartoons, Garfield, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse) and Barbie movies!!

♡ likes to pick flowers n berries to calm down; shows up to Brennan's place with a basket of berries n makes both of them flower crowns so they can play fairies (Brennan gets into it for Angie's sake lol <3)

♡ enjoys baking as long as she has help :> too little to handle hot pans by herself !!

♡ vocal stims more than usual when regressed (meows/mewls, humming, purring, repeating words)

reblogs appreciated !! <3