#Jashin/Hidan

[navigatorsghost]

Pinging @latart @tellmetheskyisblue and @stargliders in case you're interested (no pressure!) since you've all previously commented on my writing for this ship (♥️), but open to all input from anyone with an interest. No promises about how much this poll will actually influence what I post next, because I'm still at the mercy of my muses; but I'd love to know what there's most, if any, interest in. Thank you!

[wispforever]

hidan and kakuzu share thoughts on religion

[hopeworth]

kakuzu taking hidan apart with the tenderness of a lover just to touch him in places no one has ever touched him before. grasping his rib gently. running his fingers down the insides of every organ no one else can live without. holding his beating heart in his hands and yearning to take it and add it to the rest of his other hearts, make it his own, and hidan trusting him not to. hidan, masochist that he is, awake and feeling every single thing kakuzu does to his body. then, kakuzu stitching him back together. and hidan is never going to not feel the hands that could've been god's in every corner of his body for the rest of time.

[yaoimongerer]

How am I doing?

[ludagubi]

So noir Gotham au,here we go.

Kakuzu is a middle aged,deadly tired detective and Hidan is a mob under his lovely dad Jashin's wing🩷

Hidan has silver fangs and the advanced skill of being caught three times in a fortnight ( on purpose).

Jashin here's like 5'2 ft tall unhinged single italian father of 3 dumb yet pretty children.

So no one's safe

[ladykissingfish]

*Kakuzu wakes up in bed, feeling disoriented and groggy*

Kakuzu: What the — *groans and touches his forehead, where he discovers a cloth bandage* What the hell is this?

*Hidan walks into the room with a tray*

Hidan: Holy shit … you’re awake!

Kakuzu: H-Hidan? What happened? Why do I feel so strange?

Hidan: First of all, lay back down, old bastard. You ain’t been very well. You don’t remember what happened when we came back from that mission?

Kakuzu: No?

Hidan: *sets down the tray and kneels on the floor by Kakuzu’s pallet, sighing*

Hidan: We came back, and I told you that your skin was like, turning fuckin’ green. You said it was fine and that you just needed a bath. You got through the doorway, and out of no where you just passed out. Your big stupid head hit that table in the hall, that’s why you got a bandaid. Seriously ‘Kuzu you need to lose some weight, it took four of us to drag your ass in here! You —

Kakuzu: *closing his eyes* Just get to the point, brat.

Hidan: Anyways, puppet-dick looked at ya and took some blood and shit and he said you were poisoned. Probably that guy who gave us the bread when you dropped your bounty off to him. I TOLD you that fucker looked like a shitty asshole! That’s why I didn’t eat MY bread, but your cheap ass blows a fuse about “wasting food” and —

Kakuzu: Hidan.

Hidan: Right. So puppet-dick made ya some kinda antidote but he said it’d make you sleep for a while, til your body got rid of the fever or something. You been in here, being a pain in the ass, for almost a week.

Kakuzu, muttering: I’ve been out a week? Good lord … wait. These aren’t the clothes I was wearing before, right? Did you … did you change me?

Hidan, blushing and scowling: It ain’t a big deal, bastard. I’ve just been giving you little washings and I changed your dirty-ass clothes. So what?

Kakuzu: *looks at the tray and sees it contains a bowl of broth*

Kakuzu: Have … you been feeding me, as well?

Hidan:  … What? I was supposed to just let your dumbass starve to death?

Kakuzu: *is momentarily stunned silent at the implication that HIDAN has been taking care of him*

Kakuzu, managing to sit up and clearing his throat: That looks really good, and I’m hungry. My arms still feel a little weak; can you help me?

Hidan, blushing harder than ever: Y-yeah. I mean I guess since you’re old and weak I have no choice. *dishes up a spoonful of broth* Open wide, bastard.

*Hidan feeds Kakuzu quietly for a while*

Kakuzu, smiling: This is good. Konan is a fine cook.

Hidan: Tsk; I made this, asshole.

Kakuzu, surprised: You did? On your own?

Hidan: You say that like I’m stupid or something. Yeah, on my own. I made a roast and then strained it and added cream so that you could swallow. If there’s any left, when ya get better we can eat the actual meat. You —

Kakuzu: *reaches out and pulls Hidan into his arms, cradling him against his chest*

Hidan: O-Oi! Hey! Let go of me, old man!

Kakuzu: *ignores Hidan and kisses the top of his head* I love you, you insufferable brat.

Hidan: *smirks and allows himself to relax in Kakuzu’s arms* Love you too, you shitty old bastard.

Kakuzu: I’m a shitty bastard, eh? Well you know what? Your God is fake and your beliefs are garbage.

Hidan: Your money won’t last and your greed will send you to burn in hell for all eternity.

Kakuzu, pulling off Hidan’s shirt: Burn with me.

*the two start making out in-between trading more cutting insults*

Deidara, coming into the room with medicine sent from Sasori: God damn what the fuck is wrong with you two, hm?!

[fg083nrt]

"Prayers answered"

Long-winded yet very basic comic from the category of "Should have been a fanfic, but I'm insane."

I think it must have been hard for baby Hidan to reassemble himself on his own. He is very lucky that his unholy deity listened to him and took care of his sorrows.

[mulberrymayhemart]

Dirty little ballpoint pen vibes.

[mixelation]

Reborn AU aka the Akatsuki are forced to become functioning members of society (except Hidan maybe???)

functioning....... by a certain definition........

i came up with the AU because 1) i wanted to write a reincarnated SI, but then 2) i liked the idea of exploring what a bunch of deeply unhinged people would do differently in their lives if given the chance. and in some ways, i think.... they would pick nothing different.....?

like sasori has very few regrets about being a fucked up little puppet man. he has some trauma wrt his parents' death he might attempt to dodge (still rotating this one), and i decided with the wisdom of age no adult would want to be 16 forever, but he's still going to make himself a puppet and he's still going to murder the kazekage. but this time around he sees more value in other people who are alive, in that he understands that sometimes other people have skills he values and also decades without deidara makes him go "man that kid was annoying af but at least i could bounce Artistic Thoughts off of him." he's still out here committing atrocities but he's like 0.5% more into making social connections

but idk what hidan would do different because unlike everyone else, he has the power of god and anime on his side, and nothing about that changes. idk i think he's just kakuzu's trophy husban-- oh my god what if he was just straight up a cult leader

[maikides-anonpie]

Kakuhidaweek2023: Bloody kisses/Your soul is mine

I saw this prompt, and my first thought was like "What if Kakuzu wrote on Hidan's soul with permanent marker out of jealousy?" How did he do that? He reads a lot. Does it make any sense? Nothing coming out of my brain really does. OOC? Yeaah I can see that.

And I used Jashin because a) Makes sense b) I just wanted to draw my version of Jashin (or their 78th form) sadly I gave them more love than either Hidan or Kakuzu

[navigatorsghost]

Writing hack: if you're getting stuck trying to do background worldbuilding, like you're filling in backstory for a character or designing a location or attempting to flesh out a culture or something in your setting, write it up as a fake Wikipedia page. That way, the bits you're fully stuck on can just be headings with a note saying "needs expansion" for now, the bits where you can't decide whether to make x or y be the truth can be written up both ways under a "Controversy" heading, the bits you do have plenty to say about can be splurged down without needing to reference the bits you're still stuck on.

For bonus points, have fun inventing imaginary sources, because once you've done that, you've got fictional books and learned authorities to throw into your actual story later if you need some random titles to stick on a bookshelf (or a place to hide a terrible pun like you're aspiring to be Sir Terry Pratchett, of course).

For even more bonus points, get carried away and start adding links to other pages and then write those too.

[wispforever]

when you find out your partners hot: a journey with Hidan

[doktorventure]

Happy birthday Hidan!!

[rezi-pinksmoke]

[jaguarys]

It's actually insane to me that Kishimoto just introduced the possibility of a deity who grants immortality and then just. Never elaborated on that

[ladykissingfish]

Now your blog only needs Kakuzu and his eternal fight with his parent-in-law Jashin. Like, if Jashin wanted, they could just wipe out all Akatsuki and earth (no plot armor could save them, they would just uno reserve any move, yes, even plot armor sharingan) but they're just there trying to make Hidan divorce that rude money obsessed heathen and find someone better.

Kakuzu is too prideful to admit that they're god (and calls them Hidan's crazy relative instead) even when it's pretty oblivious. He goes just farther down in Jashin's black list that it's funny.

Hidan is pretty torn since Jashin is his god and their word is an order, but he doesn't want a new hubby, but does Kakuzu care about him that much or is it the money he has wasted on Hidan? (He does care, he keeps killing potential love rivals that Jashin brings)

I … truly like your take on this. I would never have thought to frame Lord Jashin as Hidan’s father-figure but it kinda makes sense 🤔

Also, I immediately pictured a scene of the three of them eating dinner. Hidan uncharacteristically flustered because he’s worn himself ragged trying to please his literal God and trying to please Kakuzu. And he excuses himself to go and get the dessert.

And Jashin makes some kind of unsubtle comment about how HE will always be more important to Hidan than some mortal like Kakuzu would ever be. And Kakuzu takes a page right out of Hidan’s playbook and responds, completely deadpan, with something like “You may be his God but I’M the one he calls Daddy every night.”