#Jeb: 1

[sul-good]

Friday, 4:00PM | 7cm dilated and 1 epidural later...

[antipathy-arsonist]

PLEASE, share your headcanons with me! I'm curious about Jeb, Tricky, why Hank can't talk, and Sanford with you!

Hmmm mokay

When it comes to Jeb I don’t have that manny interesting headcannons I think

He has a habit of assuming the worst of nearly everyone and dehumanises people in his head so he feels justified in killing them ( “he’s not a person he’s a clone!” “Hank is nothing more than a glorified attack dog!” “tricky is basically a completely different being from hofnarr!”)

Tricky… their actually my second or third favourite character (her and torture are constantly fighting for the second place spot in my head) tricky is a huge saw fan I think. They have definitely created real life saw traps. I think she likes any horror movie that’s overly gorey (my lovely friends… final destination and evil dead) I feel like clown has put Hank though some shit based on their favourite movies

ALSO gender fluid tricky is real.

They are not taking anyyy of what’s happening seriously. She think everything a fucking game…. /ref. Absolutely nothing that happened is real or has consequences in its head like he’s already a zombie clown literally nothing could make their life more bizarre

About the Hank thing the reason he can’t talk is getting his head ripped off in five. Mweh pretty simple.

Their face is like this kinda (ignore how shitty this doodle is) so they still have part of their lower jaw which is where the metal one is attached so they can kinda open it put they cant like… bite people or chew food… or talk or do much of anything you use your jaws for. Their tongue is also partly removed. :< so instead of talking they mostly use sign language but they also have a sort of tts thing. They don’t ever use it really cus it reminds them of the fact that they permanently injured themself so severally and they can’t go back to how they were I guess

SANFORD LETS TALK ABOUT HIM! unlike most of sq (they all got autism 👍) Sanford has like Uhm average levels of empathy and even though he’s less outgoing than dei he understands social situations better. He does still enjoy torturing people. However. I think being able to read people more easily would make him better at extracting info from people. HE LOOVVEES chemistry!!!! And he’s extremely intelligent (I will not tolerate Sanford is dumb headcannons in my house!/hj) you gotta be smart to make bombs without blowing yourself up. Though I guess they’re all intelligent in different areas (which is actually how all of humanity is *shrug*)

He def worries about his friends when he knows something is up but usually he won’t do anything for fear of making it worse.

Also Hank and san childhood friends headcannon idc if it’s unrealistic (san trans masc and Hank nb gnc so Hank got to take all of his old “girl clothes” cus he wasn’t gonna use em)

[frances-baby-houseman]

I think it's rude that people talk about how the carbon emissions from Taylor Swift's private jet but no one is talking about the carbon emissions from Air Force One. I ask you who do we need more a thriving woman born in 1989 who literally everyone on earth loves including football bros or an old man who is basically 89 who barely half of america even tolerates.

[pekiacyunn]

slugrunt

[cloudberry-sims]

Because the alabaster and iron levels are so low in the mine , the Strongwoods feared that they wouldn't be able to pay the steward by the end of the season.

So Jeb decided to do something unorthodox- carve stone to hopefully get to the gemstones inside. Just until he figures out a better way to get to the gems and metals hiding in the rock.

[adzrielfaie]

[madcomfan]

Hank, what do you have there?

Go in grab any supplies or information from the AAHW base that was all they had to do

“Alright Hank signal if you find anything on your end we’ll do the same”

a nod was all Deimos had got in return as Hank walked toward the left wing of the building finding a door with a warning label on the side ‘hmm, must be important’ Hank thought as he walked in the room finding several agents, engineers, and soldats in the room

They seemed to be guarding a clone chamber, it was in vain though, they just added to his body count, and one accidentally hit the open button for the cloning machine and it swung open slightly startling Hank making him prepare an attack until he saw nothing in his field of view until he looked down.

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A child

He tilted his head in confusion and the child did the same than he picked it up and observed it more

Very small, he could pick it up with one hand if it wouldn’t hurt it, white fluffy hair, and some kind of mark on its left cheek

He sat down and lifted a hand to trace it till the kid grabbed his finger with its own hand and lightly chewed on it

That settles it he’s bringing it home, he opened the top part of his shirt and tucked the child so it wouldn’t be seen by anyone, clutched it gently, and left the room but not before grabbing the clipboard with what was most likely important papers

“Hank! There you are!” “Where were you we need to go- wait why are you grabbing your chest like that?” “Guys we need to go cmon!”

When they got to the truck Sanford and Deimos both saw Hank carefully get in the back which concerned them both as they drove back to base

When they returned they went inside and brought what they found to 2BDamned, when Hank handed him the clipboard 2B noticed how carefully he was clutching his abdomen

He knew Hank long enough that he only did this with anything fragile “Hank let me see what you have.” ‘No’ “Hank..”

*I need you to use your imagination here, Hank trying to simultaneously keep the child away from 2b and 2b trying to grab whatever he thinks is under Hank’s jacket :)*

Once he had managed to take the small grunt from Hank’s grasp he looked at it shooked then back to Hank then to the child then to Hank

“Hank… why did you have a child with you”

[sincericida]

Andrew Garfield on BBC 1 Radio | April 10, 2014 (X)

[yardsards]

i mentioned willow park being under-appreciated to my friend and he was like "i need to start a blog in which i post a shitty doodle of willow like, pumping iron or something every 5 minutes" and ik he was joking but Please i need this

[xylo-phone]

Some vintage pinup-inspired Veras cause I like drawing her in pretty outfits lmao

Versions without the robe under the cut !

[antipathy-arsonist]

i NEED to bring back my saw x madcom au

[js-sunflowers]

o/ hey hi welcome to my blog, the boy zone. only big men are allowed in here. only for a couple minutes though then you gotta get out i don't like talking /j my name is jebediah and i am a spiritual + phycological c!schlatt fictionkin 👍👍 not factkin, not irl and somewhat canon-divergent, as much as i can remember you can call me schlatt or jeb i don't really care getting this out of the way first so it's not "AUGH DSMP JUMPSCARE" and then you punch me directly into hell i use he/him pronouns and star/ghost xenos because i'm cool like that. only hot transmasc boys use neo/xenopronouns and that's the truth i'm a minor (16-18), AND i'm neurodivergent so you legally cannot bully me /j (autistic + adhd comorbidity, and this does, in fact, impact my ability to hold a conversation so don't be too concerned when i say words to you) i made this account to post about my experience as a fictionkin (read: sob over my missing boys and post about the sky sometimes) and make some minecraft things and maybe find some of my canon-mates, or any other kin who'd want to chat so uhhhhhhhh yeah ! that's me (edit: ft. my carrd based on glass animals' creatures in heaven...you should so check it out guys) (https://dnicrit.carrd.co/) - basic dni criteria [for those who don't know the drill: racists, transphobes/homophobes, ableists, proship. get off my blog], <20 yrs & >16 yrs, cc stans (to be specific. cc!schlatt, cc!dream and cc!wilbur stans. out.) i don't fw ccs, factkin, those who partake in cringe culture. basically just don't be a dick and we'll probably get along

[motherplanted]

two timing.

[cloudberry-sims]

Jeb has lost count on how many times he told the boys off and punished them for fighting. Nanss thinks that it's simply "brotherly love" and they will grow out of it.

[auntieclimactic]

Soooowwwieee

[blackbutlercharacterpoll2023]

Harold West Jeb