#JeffGoldblum

[toyboxcomix]

Random Old Comic: Snakes, Vol. 1 https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2019/01/30/snakes-vol-1/ https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2019/01/30/snakes-vol-1/?utm_source=tumblr&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

[greatcombinations]

[woodenplankstudios]

Who would win?

A battle of the (prehistoric) ages

[thetrespasserfrontier]

RETURN TO THE LOST WORLD

(This is a short(ish?) story I am working on, a sequel to Michael Crichton's second JP novel, The Lost World. Basic premise is that Levine and Malcolm are returning to the island by themselves. Sort of coming up with the plot as I go.)

APARTMENT

BEEP--BEEP--BEEP-- The alarm sounded. A startled bird flew off, making a short ruckus outside the window. A hand emerged from under the covers, fumbling absently for the source of the loud noise. BEEP--BEEP-- Richard Levine found the button, turned off his digital alarm. He rolled over to look up at the idle ceiling fan, stretching his arms out. He'd thought about waking early this morning, considering his plans for the day. But no, he'd decided, the morning routine would do fine as always.

Getting out of bed, he straightened the sheets before going over to the dresser. Inside, various socks, arranged by color. He selected the grey ones, set them on the bed. Then a red shirt, khaki pants, black leather boots. He began to think as he put them on, his studies from the previous night reentering his mind. Predator-prey relations, crepuscular activities of modern animals. Coming into the dining room, he saw Romelia had prepared breakfast as always. Poached eggs, herb-baked potatoes, steaming early grey tea. He sat down to eat, continuing his thoughts. A crow landed on a branch outside his window. He noticed the scaled legs, the sharp claws. A fitting visit for a day like this, he mused over a sip of tea. Finishing and setting the plate aside, he picked up a book from the end table. The Fauna of East Africa. A helpful recommendation of Sarah Harding's. No sooner than he opened to the page he'd left off on, the phone rang. Sighing, he set the book down, picked up the receiver. "Levine." A familiar voice answered. "Good morning Richard. Ready for our flight this afternoon?" It was Ian Malcolm. Wonderful sense of timing as always. Levine glanced at the antique grandfather clock in the corner. "At seven o'clock in the morning, I suppose so. Our flight to Costa Rica doesn't leave for another seven and a half hours." "Don't forget," Malcolm chided, "we have to go over the final details with Doctor Thorne at nine." Levine hid his annoyance from his voice. "I'm not senile. Of course I remember. I'll be there." He paused. "It's a shame Sarah didn't want to accompany us this time. I'd love to hear her perspectives on the predator-prey relations we're to study." Malcolm chuckled. "I think Sarah is satisfied that mammals are her area, after her last visit." Levine sighed. "I'm sure you're right. A smaller team is probably for the best, this time. By the way is there any more word on Costa Rica's search for the source of the aberrant forms?" "Not directly. But recently there seems to be a sudden hush-hush on the subject. I'm fearing the worst; they may be planning something." "Hmm. A disturbing development. I suppose our expedition to Isla Sorna is well-timed, then." "Seems that way. Well, I have some things to finish up. See you at the garage." "See you there." Levine hung up, reflected a moment. It was unfortunate to be in a rush on such a sensitive matter. The study of these animals deserved time and patience, not a race against a second possible extinction. But then, he should be happy to have the chance at all. The video feeds from InGen's outdoor cameras were really a poor vantage from which to study what was probably the world's only extant population of Dinosauria.

Levine opened his book again and began to read. Just as he reached an explanation for male lions domining over multiple prides, the phone rang again. With a sigh of frustration, he set the book down and picked up the phone again. "Eh-hem. Levine here." "It's Thorne. How's your morning?" "Well. It would be fine, if my phone were not constantly interrupting my attempts to finish The Fauna of East Africa before leaving my apartment for two weeks. What is so pressing that it can't wait until my arrival this morning?" "Nothing major. Just that there are a few more details to go over with you and Ian than I thought. I'd like the two of you to come over at eight-thirty, if it's not too much trouble." Levine sighed. "I suppose that's fine. At this rate I might as well bring the book on the plane. I'll see you at eight-thirty, then." "Thanks, Richard." Thorne hung up.

* * *

As Levine prepared to leave, he gazed at the corkboard on his wall. Much of it was as he'd left it before his first visit to the island. Hints about a lost world and the whereabouts of Site B. There were of course some additions; aberrant forms had continued to wash ashore in Costa Rica and elsewhere, which he'd made sure to keep tabs on. The radio tag he'd sent to Malcolm rested in a plastic baggie, also pinned to the board. Most notable though was an article he'd found online, detailing Costa Rica's continued closure of offshore islands to tourists, with the strange note that their re-opening was expected in under a year. It troubled Levine more than he was willing to admit. He'd been relieved to be successful in procuring permission for a helicopter flight to the island, okayed on the basis of having research purposes, even though he and Ian had later decided to hire a private boat instead. After thinking a moment, he unpinned the article from the board to bring it with him and show it to Malcolm. He grabbed his suitcase, his new safari jacket, his hat, and left to drive his Ferrari to Thorne's garage.

[marrrowoflife]

The Fly (1986) - Review

Be afraid, be very afraid...

I have never written a film review in my life - or at least if I have, it apparently wasn’t worthy enough of being remembered - so keep that in mind while reading this. I’d also like to make a quick mention of the fact that I’m not entirely sure how to write a film review, so please excuse me if this is the biggest load of shit you’ve ever read. Anyways...

(Do I need to put a spoiler warning for a movie that came out nearly 40 years ago?)

I watched David Cronenberg’s The Fly about a week ago, and since then I have not been able to stop thinking about it. This film has absorbed my brain in all of its disgusting, melty, emotional and beautiful glory, and I’m not complaining, and I don’t think I ever will complain. 

I’m a big fan of Jeff Goldblum (who isn’t, really?), and I can say that I agree with the people when they say that The Fly is easily his most iconic, influential, and outstanding role. I knew right from the beginning that Seth Brundle was going to be a character that I absolutely adored, which only made his utterly unfortunate outcome all the more difficult and emotional for me to sit through. I found that Seth’s kind nature and playful personality makes it extremely easy for the audience to fall in love with him particularly quickly, and watching him as he’s struggling to stay himself becomes extraordinarily heartbreaking the more the film continues on. 

I’m an empath, and I find that it is easy for me to sympathise with characters no matter who they are, and this film took that feeling to the next level. There was one particular scene that stood out to me the most, and it’s when Veronica visits Seth after 4 weeks of not seeing him, only to find that something has gone horribly wrong. He is becoming a human fly. He sits her down and he explains to her what has happened before he momentarily reaches up to scratch his ear, just to then discover that it has fallen off into the palm of his hand. 

“My ear,” Seth says. You can hear the fear in his voice, and your heart shatters into a million tiny little pieces, only to be stomped on, vacuumed up and thrown in the garbage when he follows it up by crying; “I’m scared, I’m so scared,”. 

This film is a tear jerker in disguise as a horror flick. 

The Fly made me weep, bawl, sob so hard I ended up giving myself a headache. And it wasn’t because I was scared or disturbed, (although I will be discussing how impressively horrifying the special effects makeup in this film is in just a moment), it was because I felt so sorry for everybody. Seth, Veronica, even Stathis towards the end there. Seth and Veronica’s love story has to be the most tragic of them all. Romeo and Juliet had it easy compared to these two. Veronica having to watch the man she fell in love with turn into a puss ridden, vomiting, limping, rotting insect while being secretly impregnated with his half human/half fly baby was devastating, and admittedly at times I felt worse for her than I did for Seth. And while Stathis was a perverted creep for a majority of the film, watching him get his hand and foot melted off by Seth’s - or should I say BrundleFly’s - acidic vomit for trying to save Veronica was yet another tough watch. 

I could list on and on the moments in this film that saddened me, but the one that I think affected me the most was right at the very end. Seth/BrundleFly comes crawling painfully out of his Telepod, merged with part human, part fly, and part machine. He stops in front of Veronica and reaches up with one gangly, deformed hand and aims the gun she possesses to his head, begging for her to kill him. In that moment, you really stop to think about everything they went through together, and how their lives changed dramatically, even if it wasn’t for the better. It’s harrowing to watch, really. Veronica hesitating to kill Seth/BrundleFly because deep down inside she still loves him, and Seth pleading for death, a release from the monster he had become. 

Anyways, to break away from a topic that doesn’t revolve around me sobbing violently; I’d like to move onto the special effects makeup. 

Impressive doesn’t even begin to describe how incredibly done the makeup in this film is. Seth goes through a lot of different stages the more he starts to become BrundleFly, and each stage is more disturbing than the last. He’s pimply at first, pale with dark rings under his eyes, and unusually sweaty. It’s only when Veronica visits him after 4 weeks that you realise things have taken a turn for the worst. His skin has started decaying and his hair has begun to fall out. He’s still sweaty, and he’s starting to rely on canes to help him stand up straight. These two beginning stages are, in my opinion, the least disturbing of them all. It’s only when later on in the film, he demonstrates to Veronica how he’s learned how to climb walls and digest his food like a real fly now that his teeth no longer work. That’s when you start to get uneasy. His skin is rotting away, and he’s starting to become bloated, his teeth are beginning to fall out and he has begun losing more and more hair. The only thing that seemed odd to me was how easily he had welcomed it into his life. He seemed almost excited to show Veronica the way he eats and the way he can stick to the ceiling without falling down. I assume it’s because in his 50% human/50% fly mind, he finds it to be normal behaviour, and part of him still wants Veronica to write her book about his world-changing invention and the newly found dangers of it. 

His near final form is erratic, and he is becoming more fly than human by the day. His eyes have grown black and he can no longer fit into his clothes. Even though his exterior is disturbing, his personality is the same, and he still somehow finds a way to joke around about his “Brundle Museum”, a place behind his bathroom mirror where he keeps the parts from his body that have fallen off, including his ear, his nails, and his teeth. The behind the scenes photos of Jeff being put into the makeup in this scene reveals that he was in the makeup chair for 5 straight hours. Mad respect. 

The final transformation. The pièce de résistance of the film, aka, one of the most disturbing things I think I may have ever seen (yeah, I lied earlier about not being disturbed. How could you not be disturbed watching this film?). I admittedly wasn’t expecting BrundleFly to practically explode out of the shell of Seth, but hey, it was undeniably a very impressive effect. I had seen images of  his final form online prior to seeing the film, and I found myself wondering throughout the film; how is he going to get to that stage? Could it be considered a plot twist that the remainders of Seth’s rotting skin was being used almost as a pod for the final form of BrundleFly to break out of? I’m going to say yes, purely because I wasn’t expecting it. I felt especially bad for Veronica in that scene, accidentally ripping off the jaw of her mutant boyfriend, but mostly because she was right there face to face with Seth when he finally turned into BrundleFly. It’s a freaky looking creature, you can’t deny it, but I couldn’t help but think that it’s mandible thing flapping about looked a little goofy, but again, I’m not really complaining. 

Overall, I loved The Fly. I thought it was a beautifully tragic love story paired together with horribly revolting vomiting and body horror. I’m not really sure how to end a film review other than discussing how much I enjoyed it. Do I rate it? Do I rate the film out of 5 or out of 10? I don’t know. 

As Jeff Goldblum would say;

I give it 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums, the only thing that disappointed me about this film was that not once did Seth Brundle rub his grubby little hands together like a little fly. 

[adafine]

Looking forward to giving this a spin later. #thesentinel #chrissarandon #cristinaraines #martinbalsam #johncarradine #joseferrer #avagardner #burgessmeredith #eliwallach #michaelwinner #dicksmith #jeffgoldblum #tomberenger #christopherwalken #gilmelle #waxworksrecords (at Eastpointe Apartments) https://www.instagram.com/p/CqYScFFug6I/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[ivydoomkitty]

In honour of the newest Jurassic Park film, here's my best impression of @jeffgoldblum sexy Ian Malcolm pose at @kualoaranch in Hawaii! Have you had a chance to see the film? #jurassicpark #jurassicworld #lifefindsaway #ianmalcolm #sexyianmalcolm #Hawaii #kualoaranch #vacation #trex #dinosaur #jeffgoldblum #curvygirl #latina (at Kualoa Ranch) https://www.instagram.com/p/CezgwuspJaM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[truevulcan]

Ian Malcolm / Jurassic Park. An old shot interpreted by #prequelapp and re-edited in post by me. #Haunted Jurassic Park . ─────────────────── #ianmalcolm #jeffgoldblum #ianmalcolmcosplay #jurassicpark #jurassicparkcosplay #cosplay #lifefindsaway #ジュラシックパーク #ジュラシックワールド #イアンマルコム #ジェフゴールドブラム #thewolverineguy (presso Rome, Italy) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cowd5VcjwdB/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[rickcelis]

#sixfanarts #StarTrek #startrektng #geordilaforge #crazyjane #doompatrol #JurassicPark #IanMalcom #jeffgoldblum #maverick #tomcruise #eleven #strangerthings #milliebobbybrown #reedrichards #johnkrasinski https://www.instagram.com/p/CexKuSALOdI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[johndibiase]

With @jurassicworld Dominion out, I thought I’d reshare my @jeffgoldblum signed freehand colored pencil drawing of Ian Malcolm (with a cameo by @samneilltheprop ) It was so good to see them back on the big screen together again! It’s a fun movie. 🦖🦕 #jeffgoldblum #jurassicworld #jurassicworldfallenkingdom #jurassicpark #thelostworld #ianmalcom #jurassicworlddominion #jurassicpark2 #prismacolor #art #artist #artwork #gallery #velociraptor #trex #draw #tyrannosaurusrex #drawing #worldofpencils #freehand #dinosaur #instaart #inspiration #portrait #pencildrawing #sketch #fanart #etsy #artistic #jjdart https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceos_OkpvMm/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[toyboxcomix]

Random Old Comic: Women, Snakes, and Jeff Goldblum https://www.toyboxcomix.com/2018/12/21/women-snakes-and-jeff-goldblum/ Women, Snakes, and Jeff Goldblum

[freegreatmovies]

Happy 79th birthday Jeff Goldblum! With Cyndi Lauper for Vibes (1988). The plot concerns Sylvia, an eccentric psychic, and Nick, her equally odd psychic friend and their trip into the Ecuadorian Andes to find the "source of psychic energy". #jeffgoldblum #cyndilauper #vibesmovie #psychicenergy #sethbrundle #ianmalcolm (at Cuenca, Ecuador) https://www.instagram.com/p/CkBsSjVvORv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[quietnisse]

The Fly is up in my #etsy shop! Available in A5, A4 and A3 to suit all spaces 😁 🔺 🪰 #vincentprice #thefly #classichorror #jeffgoldblum #drawlloween #spookyseason #halloween #etsyseller #artprint #grunge https://www.instagram.com/p/CkBb2txsetW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[thatportraitpainter]

THE COOL KIDS:

Jeff Goldblum | 11 x 14″ Drew | 7.5 x 9.25″ Lenny | 16 x 20″ Wild Bill | 9 x 12″ Uncle Bill | 16 x 20″

© Copyright John Etheridge 2022. All rights reserved.

[phishouttawatta]

And that’s why I’m always on the lookout for another ex-Mrs. Malcolm . . . #oc #ocmemes #originalcontent #picsart #jurassicpark #ianmalcolm #lionking #lionking2 #lovewillfindaway #lifefindsaway #disney #disneymemes #jeffgoldblum #blursed #blessed #cursedmemes #memes #kiara #kovu #lionkingmeme https://www.instagram.com/p/Cfbu6zNubE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=