#Jelo

[thekingofspin]

IM NOT KIDDING PEOPLE NEED TO STOP MAKING JOKES ABOUT LOGAN HOWLETTS MANY LOVERS BECAUSE I CANT KEEP LAUGHING LIKE THIS ILL ACTUALLY STOP BREATHING

i saw someone say "he gets passed around that mansion like the communal kitchen scissors" and I'm actually not okay

I cannot breathe I'm laughing so hard

[thegentlemancollects]

[stephi1is1awesome]

Why he so eepy stop making him perform around bed time he is an sleepy old man

[toadtrumpets]

Poppin pills (ibuprofen) in da club (my bedroom)!!!

[narkonianews]

Starinska sjenička potopljika VIDEO RECEPT kako napraviti

Starinska sjenička potopljika VIDEO RECEPT kako napraviti Da li ste nekada čuli za potopljiku? U pitanju je tradicionalno jelo od pečenog testa i suvog mesa, koje vodi poreklo iz Sjenice (Sandžaka), a može se naći i u Bosni. Negde je poznato i pod nazivom tirit pita. Današnja moderna verzija su mlinci koji mogu da se kupe već pripremljene u prodavnicama. Predstavljamo vam danas divan starinski…

[letmesleepy]

He there Delilah deu5 kinda gay

[micro961]

Jelo - “Ti va di farmi felice?”

Il nuovo singolo del giovane cantautore genovese

Un testo rap su una base pop rock per desiderare un po’ di ottimismo. “Ti Va Di Farmi Felice?” è forse la traccia più originale del progetto musicale di Jelo, forte di un contrasto tra la parte strumentale rivolta al pop rock e la parte del testo interpretata con una matrice rap, soprattutto nelle strofe. Alla base l’ottimismo di chi ha capito che la sofferenza, pur avendo un ruolo nella vita non è tutto, ed un sorriso può generare felicità.

«La frase che più rappresenta il mio obiettivo personale è attribuita a John Lennon e dice: “A scuola mi chiesero cosa volessi fare da grande e risposi essere felice; mi dissero che non avevo capito l’esercizio e io risposi loro che non avevano capito la vita”». Jelo

Il pezzo anticipa l’uscita del nuovo Ep - “Sintesi” - del quale sono già stati pubblicati i singoli “Razionale” e “Per cosa tremi?”.

Jelo è una parte di Luca Hardonk, nato a Genova alla fine del 2002. Inizia a scrivere durante l’adolescenza, in un periodo burrascoso e di abbandono scolastico e, seppur questa sorta di “insicurezza” lo accompagna ancora, ha imparato a conviverci ed a farne la propria forza. Cresce ascoltando il cantautorato italiano, il rock ed il pop, successivamente si avvicina al mondo trap e al rap, Ghali e Gemitaiz prima e Izi, Ernia e Madame, poi.

 Etichetta: Koolbeat

 SPOTIFY

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4OQMQOFVddCIdMNl7SfXol?si=u6lq5lviTja0ZGkT_7cX4Q&nd=1

INSTAGRAM

https://www.instagram.com/jelo.cvlto/

 l’altoparlante – comunicazione musicale

www.laltoparlante.it

info@laltoparlante.it

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Jesper: I miss Milo

Wylan: Milo?

Jesper: My one true love and honestly the best thing to ever happen to me. He was so cute and the world just went quiet when I held him in my arms

Wylan: ??

Jesper: Oh! context would’ve been good, Milos a goat. Dont worry, love

Wylan: Im not sure if thats better or worse

[padchai]

Brie is just so gorgeous

[froggychair05]

Hello, my friends!!! @jelo-boi and I have been cooking the past few days working on our MCSM Enchanted AU (AKA Minecraft: Enchanted Mode), a re-telling of the 2007 Disney movie Enchanted but with the funny blocks.

Putting a cut here because this is a bit long 🫶

Characters:

Jesse as Giselle

Lukas as Robert

Petra as Edward

F!Jesse (Jessica) as Nancy

Ivor as Nathaniel

Reuben as Pip

Romeo as Narissa (the disguise he uses is Vos)

Nell as Morgan

Olivia as Sam (the secretary)

Axel as Arty (the construction worker)

Isa as Robert’s boss

Milo as the other divorce lawyer

Jack as the guy singing in the park

Nurm as Clara (the old woman on the bus)

Cassie Rose as the bus driver

Ellegaard and Magnus as Phoebe and Ethan (the couple getting a divorce)

Summary:

Things start out in the fairytale land of Beaconlasia, where Jesse lives in a house in the woods until she’s saved from the Prismarine Colossus by Princess Petra and the two are to be married.

However, Petra’s stepfather King Romeo doesn’t want to give up the crown (he’s been trying to keep Petra from meeting a boy) and he disguises himself as an old man, tricking Jesse and pushing him down a well.

At this point, Jesse ends up in the middle of Manhattan. He wanders around the city, lost, until he quite literally falls into the arms of a divorce lawyer named Lukas and his younger sister Nell, and he goes to stay with them.

Meanwhile, Petra and Jesse’s pig friend Reuben venture to the real world to find her, and shortly after, Petra’s valet and Romeo’s servant, Ivor, goes through to try and stop her from finding him.

Lukas is engaged to a woman named Jessica, but shenanigans happen and he winds up falling in love with Jesse, and Jesse winds up falling in love with him as well. Ivor tries to poison Jesse a few times, and then eventually Petra finds him.

Except Jesse doesn’t want to go back because he loves Lukas and he likes being around Nell, but he agrees to return to Beaconlasia after going on a date with Petra.

They wind up going to a ball and Jesse dances with Lukas while Petra dances with Jessica, and then when it’s over, Petra and Jesse go to leave, but Romeo shows up disguised as the old man again and poisons Jesse with an apple. Petra finds out and tries to give him true love’s kiss, but it doesn’t work, so he has Lukas kiss him and he wakes up. Then Romeo turns into a dragon and captures Lukas, but Jesse saves him and Romeo falls off of the building and dies.

Jesse and Lukas have their happy ending while Jessica goes back to Beaconlasia with Petra and they get married, and Ivor writes a book and Reuben also writes a book and they all live happily ever after.

Important Details:

—> In the animated bits in Beaconlasia, they are Minecraft blocks.

—> Nell is Lukas’ younger sister, not his daughter. She’s still six, but with some of the mannerisms and attitude that Nell has.

—> Jesse cuts Lukas’ curtains to make his clothes—the suspenders are the patterned bits.

—> Instead of the running gag of Giselle’s wedding dress getting stuck in everything, it’s that Jesse’s suspenders keep getting caught on stuff.

—> Aiden is Lukas’ ex who left, causing him to have a sort of sour view on love (Aiden is also Malvina from Disenchanted. More on this later.)

—> Jesse and Jessica are long-lost siblings. Back when they were still babies, Jesse was more of a stubborn, adventurous type prone to wandering, while Jessica was a bit less stubborn and more reserved. Their mother was strolling them through Times Square on the same day maintenance work was also being done on the sewer, particularly the manhole that leads to Beaconlasia. When the stroller was just in place while their mother wasn't paying attention, Jesse crawled out while people were crossing the road. He got lost in the crowd, and eventually crawled all his way to the manhole and ended up stranded in Beaconlasia. Baby Jesse first wound up in the entrance to the wishing well inside the castle walls, but some parts of the walls had cracks that were big enough for him to crawl through. Eventually, he kept going on and kept roaming until he reached the forest, and there, the animals found him and took him in as their own. Ever since that day, Jessica grieved the loss of her brother, and as years went by, she wound up hiding those feelings inside her. Then, when she meets Jesse for the first time with Lukas at his apartment, she's initially jealous-angry at Lukas, but when she rides the taxi, she realizes how Jesse looks eerily similar to her, and she's like, “It can't be him, can it? It was so long ago. That's impossible.” After that, Jessica is less bothered by the notion of Lukas cheating on her and moreso by the notion that the person Lukas was with may be her long-lost twin. When she calls Lukas after receiving the flowers post-That’s How You Know, Jessica also asks for Jesse to come along with him to her workplace. Right after the scene where Jessica is awed by the flowers and thanks Lukas for the ball invitation in person, she calls for Jesse to have a talk with her. They have a heart-to-heart talk about how Jesse may have been separated from them since they were babies, and both confirm that he really is Jessica’s sister. Then they hug and they both cry and comfort each other as they realize they’re both family.

—> Dewey was one of Jesse’s friends back in Beaconlasia and he comes to the real world with Petra and Reuben, finds them while they’re at the park, and then stays with them when Reuben goes back to Beaconlasia

Relationships:

Green Suspenders Jesse and Lukas

They meet when Jesse falls off of a billboard and Lukas brings him back to his and Nell’s apartment to stay the night. After some initial misunderstandings with Lukas’ fiancée and coworkers, he begins to truly care about Jesse, and Jesse grows reluctant to return to his own world after realizing his feelings for Lukas.

Female Jesse and Petra

Jessica falls for Petra while they’re at the ball. Taken by surprise by Petra’s completely straightforward and earnest nature, she’s swept off her feet after Lukas falls for Jesse. The two return to Beaconlasia together and get married.

Ivor and Romeo

Ivor is entirely devoted to serving Romeo, but Romeo couldn’t care less about him. Once Ivor realizes this, he turns on him and helps Petra and Jesse defeat him.

Magnus and Ellegaard

A couple who were going to get divorced before Jesse stumbled into things and re-ignited their spark.

If you’ve never seen this movie, PLEASE check it (and the sequel) out! They’re both so good!!

EDIT!! Check the reblogs for Jelo’s half of the post :D

[thegentlemancollects]

[atariforce]

Retrogaming by Jelo Zapanza

[pretzelbea]

Ken's job being beach is very toki pona of him

[garoujo]

well …. atleast i match

[narkonianews]

Pasulj na mamin nacin VIDEO RECEPT kako napraviti

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