#Joe Hills

[zhukzucraft]

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Etho: Let's get you out of the water for now

Etho: -and onto that convenient unnatural-looking rock.

Etho: You have any blocks on you?

Joe: A crafting table and one leftover plank!

Etho: It'll do.

Joe: Thanks a ton!

Joe: Sooo

Joe: What were you swimming over there for, eh, Etho?

Joe: Let me guess, was it

===ATTENTION TO ALL PLAYERS!===

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[joehills]

Thursday mornings with Quinn are back! Let's play guitar and Minecraft!

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Joe: You okay?

Cleo: I'm depressed

Joe: Dang me too

Joe: No, wait, hi depressed, I'm dad

Joe: No, wait, what's wrong?

[painting-rather]

https://amber-613.tengp.icu/zf/ukcazOA

[mobsuma]

I don't think I'm ever going to finish this but I need the world to understand my vision

Anyway: Monty Hermitty Python (Not to be confused with the Hermit, Python)

[thatstoomanysausages]

Things that have happened on pen island (my tomodachi life island) today:

- Jimmy’s been introduced and he has the exact same personality type as Grian (unintentional)

- Scar: “People think I’m younger than I am” …yeah other way round actually

- I gave Mumbo a suit and “he didn’t like it at all” … ok

- Made Joel and female and Lizzie a male so if they get together (which I will make sure happens) Joel is getting pregnant.

- SCAR AND LIZZIE FRIENDSHIP YEAHHHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

- Joe fucking prancing around his room like almost sprinting

- Lizzie: “Scar is the best looking person I know” WOOOOO BUT ALSO WHAG ABOUT YOUR HUSBANDDDD?????

[dogriddler]

a bunch of doodles ^_^

[obsessedwithao3]

Headcannon timeeeeeeeee:life series and their friends edition

I headcannon that Ren has DID Wich caused some really awkward conversations with Martyn&Doc and Etho since neither him nor them knew Ren had DID until like middle of last life

I also think that "the canary curse" is evolving.Well,more specifically I think that it is mostly o ther ppl inflicted by it instead of Jimmy since in almost all of the series his allay/s didn't do very well after his death.Scott placed under the top 5(third life)Mumbo died almost immediately after Jimmy(last life)Tango generally had the worst luck(double life)Joel died very close to Jimmy(limited life)Martyn died like 10 mins after Jimmy(secret life)and in( real life)when Jimmy's group went to the cave he was the only one who didn't die at least once

I headcannon that Ren and Lizzie are still friends after Ll! So when Ren saw her in empires one of his alters(look at headcannon one)started screaming at him

Now this is the ✨ship section✨(strap in everyone bc I am a multishipper)

So the ship tree goes like this(nothing is poly unless specified)

Jimmy→Scott(married)→Martyn(dating)(Martyn is also Jimmy's ex)→Ren(situationship)→Doc and Etho(poly dating)

Doc→bdubs(dating)→Etho(dating)→Joel(soulmates)→ Lizzie(married)→Cleo↑(exs with Etho)(dating lizzie)→Joe(queerplatoni)→Cub(dating)→Scar&Grian(poly dating)Grian→Mumbo(unlabled relationship)→iskall(unlabled)→Stress(queerplatonic)→Gem(dating)

Etho→Bdubs(datin)→impulse(soulmates)→Zed and Tango(poly) Tango→Jimmy(soulmates)(see first branch)

Wels→Ijevin(married cuase why not)

Katherine→Shubble(dating)

Joey→Xonorth(married)

Xisuma→Keralis(married)

Fwhip→Suasage(dating)

Paltonic timeee:

Joey&Scott(inlaws)

Scott&Lizze(inlaws)

Suasage&Gem(suasage is dating her twin Fwhip)

Family:

Lizzie&Jimmy(seablings)

Gem&Fwhip(twins)

Xisuma&Grian(X adopted G at one point)

Pearl&Grian(siblings)

[obarona]

literally them

[zhukzucraft]

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Finally, you're going to find out your serendipitous soulmate! Your preordained partner! Your begrudging bff!

...or not

Joe: ???

Etho: Oh yeah, that's normal.

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BY THE POWER OF RNG, THE SOULMATES HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED! Aaaaaa the pairs are actually pretty interesting, I'm excited!!! :D

I'm not planning to reveal everyone's soulmate just yet, but here's proof that it's been done:

Next update soon? Hopefully? I already got a plan for it ohoho

[150en]

Gallery of hermits with weird setups. (As shortlisted by Mumbo)

[incorrecthermitquotes]

Joe: You can't do this. Stop dying immediately. I forbid it

xB, dying: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

[lectern-fullcauldron]

hermits vs kids irl, my favourite stories:

the time Joe and his kid were at a shared pool somewhere and another kid was talking so loudly about how cool Iskall is

the time Cleo was teaching in primary school and got asked 'have you ever heard of mumbo jumbo, miss' and then having to act like they haven't known him since he was 17

the time etho was out with a friend and the friend's kid went 'omg that's etho' to their dad, and the dad came back like 'why does my kid know you?'

the time that Cleo left their job to be a YouTuber and their whole class was desperately trying to figure out who she was

Joe's kid going from 'minecraft sucks' to my friends are grian stans so I am too, dad explain grian to me (dad can we get hermitcraft (grian), no we have hermitcraft at home (Joe Hills))

Impulse's whole extended family being made to watch his new hermitcraft rap as Christmas entertainment by his mum

every take my kid to work hermitcraft video. from stress' kid dissing her season six castle, to Joe's kid getting multiple hermitcraft episodes dedicated to how much he loves her, keralis' ongoing joke about making his kids do all his grindy work, doccy chirping in the background of videos, and on and on and on

[tsukiiuna]

From Gem's stream today, at around 1hour30minute mark

[kyxuu]

happy 12 years of hermitcraft <3

[thatstoomanysausages]

Pen island happenings (my Tomodachi island):

- Grian lost a whole ass tv. Like the ones with the fat backs.

- Mostly everyone has a cat to play with now.

- Joe did an impression of Joel and I forgot that I’d given him a phrase already. So Joe just went in Joel’s voice: “FUCK YEAH!”

- Mumbo: “I get a little jealous if Gri plays with someone else” SHUT UP YOU WHORESSSS😭😭

- Lizzie and Jimmy just had a word chain battle in front of all the residents and Jimmy won😭

- Again with Grian and X, Grian won. My g.

- X and Joe tried to hang out but they didn’t get along that well✊😔

- AND RIGHTH AFTER, X WENT “I wanna be friends with Gri forever” YOU SNAKE

- Mumbo and Jimmy like this bitch🤞

- Joel got a letter to go to the roof and it was fuckinf Grian telling him in glasses and a fake moustache that he has to go on a quest 😭😭 what