#Jort discourse

[juice-boxy]

She jort on my jorts til I jort

[jeanmoreaux]

just had to read the words “I’ve been told that there actually ARE aftg folks on tumblr I just haven’t found them yet.” with my own eyes and it took a decade off my life. are we a joke to you??? like bestie WDYM WE TUMBLRINAS ARE THE OG AFTG FOLK

[a-xo-lotl]

jesus christ stop shitting on baghera

you are not defending your fav content creator by straight up attacking her; you are just embarrassing them and their fanbase. you are not helping anyone by spewing hate at content creators. if they do something you do not like, just don't interact!! it's not that fucking hard. these are real people--not your fucking dolls. 

and don't forget that many of them are not fluent in multiple languages. this is a multilingual server that is meant to bring communities together. there will obviously be miscommunications, and you shouldn't be raging when it occurs. and dare i say, it's xenophobic to be demanding that the non-english speaking content creators speak english perfectly.

honestly so many of you just as bad as the dream stans. if you are not mature enough to handle minecraft roleplay you should not be watching it. go touch some grass or something. don't ruin this community by tainting it with malice and hatred.

[galaxymooing]

i know like 5 of these

[hellosweetie99]

Here’s a list of my fav fic tags I’ve seen…Enjoy

Chekov’s sex bag

SWORD IN ASS SATURDAY

Homoerotic fossil collection

Passive aggressive nakedness

Blatant misuse of watermelon

The mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar

This is set in America…sorry

Possessed squirrel

The trio suffers

The grapes are their own character

Dark Ratatouille

Whiny boyfriend doms the undead

Pranks are meant to be silly…like mpreg

New year new kink

Hahaha ouchie

Cock cage (romantic)

Being a lawyer is kinda gay like wdym your job is getting guys off??

Starfire strap color discourse

Science fiction written by a liberal arts major

Doing cute stuff with a decapitated head

HEY MONSTERFUCKERS PSPSPS FOOD FOR YOU

Jealousy as lube

Basically I took one good look at canon and went 'no'

he gets laid in FUCKING JORTS

Kink is just LARP that makes you cum

I wasn't even planning that but the bisexual gods spoke to me

Barry Allen is a human vibrator

Traveler, that Kavehussy got me acting unwise

Evil cuddling

CBT; As In Cock And Ball Torture In Case You Think I Mean Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Women topping the fuck out of men

Pussy can't heal a broken man but pegging can make him rethink what he's done.

I'm about to slap him on his he/him pussy

Angelic Grace as Lube

Not a cinnamon roll or a war criminal but a secret third thing

Don’t YOU go adventuring with your pussy out?

Weird freaky cannibal sex

Fellas is it gay to receive a dick pic from your archenemies

scott pilgrim vs the 97 lost dr who episodes

10K WORDS OF FOREPLAY AND A BJ

Sorry, it’s for the vibes

Blood sacrifice? More like their wedding

This is true 2009 faggotry

DO NOT USE PAINT AS LUBE

He’s so stupid I need to fuck him

Vampirism or sodomy?

Viktor’s unfortunate foot thing

This is zero percent furry sorry

The ugly duckling but in a really freak way

The Doctor - - -> nest parasite

Accidental pet acquisition (dragon)

Stimming with a deadly weapon

Oh my god it’s fish porn

Clit reveal!

Petition to name it Lesbian Who

Eating a meal with the man you want to study under a microscope

Spydoc are pegging eachother in my Google docs

Psychosexually torturing an old man as quality time

Lan Wangji is a loser trapped in a hot man’s body

Is Xie Lian brat taming? He just might be

They don’t fuck. They do however get a bit bloody

[sidestepsam]

im so confused what the discourse is since it’s LITERALLY just a tracksuit 😭😂 like what do people not like? the colors???

Everything apparently.

They didn’t like the jorts, so she went for long pants/track suits but they didn’t like the color, fit, and texture of the blue one from last game so she switched it up today and it’s again a problem 😭😭😭😭

[penumbralwoods]

ok it’s been a minute rent lowering gunshots post. proship discourse is stupid, tme/tma are reductive and intersexist terminology, there are not 2 sexes, kink says nothing about someone’s moral compass 99.999% of the time, cnc is not one of the exceptions to that it’s hot, objectums are awesome, every time i see someone posting about “romanticizing violence” i open a new document and use it as inspo for a fanfic, ur mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts

[jjcocker]

i had a strange dream 2dya

basicakly. I inky vaguely remember soem parts but theyre also simultaneously fetailed. Butttttt ok

iw as in my grandmas house. specific aaly on the bedroom . i was abiut to sleep snd i was on my phone (there wasnt anyone esle there). I was on tunglr. and liek i was scrolling theu someguys blog and like they had art followed byMaking fun of sprunki ship discourse. like they s svree snshottrd a poll and the options were like weirdly pusjy. like some fuckkin name that was like "tunnsvista (eo ppl Really ship that 😒)" and uh "skyblur" Whatever. and also abr the art it was sooo specific. but it was like basically a gif lf like 2 furry characters n they were t4t ans one had like top sugery scars qnd the other had ljke boosb This soubds so weirr i look lhke a pervdescrbiving it but Like one had bobs and the. thang (NOT SHOWJ SHE WAS WEARIGN JORTS.) But like it was also shifting in a way. so hre one w the topbsurgy would getboobs and the.wait

lllustetaed. it was kinda weird but i dont know i ddindt mind it in the dream. and didnt rb it. Man it felt weirr like even when imsleeping im seeing t4t furrays onn tumblr.... hel yea.......Uh ok and also heres rhe secon part . i turendy phone kff to sleep and right as i was drigiting off a little boy with Bulbous eyes a black bowlcut and an all purple fit barged in. i Drew him too

his voice was bri'ish and he said "Aside from trains, i likee somethin else" :) I forgot what tue something else was. and i coudlnt sleep bc he was like. Talking tko me

i woke up feeling that "tried to sleep bit couldnt" feeling yk

[palin-tropos]

jorts vicquemare discourse is funny. on the one hand I totally support people liking trash and I even kind of am okay with people being intensely, hilariously wrong about fiction if it’s what they need at the moment. we all have our predilections and vagaries

it also is funny how my dislike of jean led me to largely abandoning mainstream kimharry fics bc he’s always floating around in them. I found the thing I loved even more (mazovian yaoi) so it is serendipitously all okay

but if I wasn’t happy with my communist revolutionary kimharry precursor ship then I’d definitely still be mad that it’s hard to read about two of the literal best written characters in all of video games without running into headcanons that handle this one minor asshole with kid gloves and needlessly justify his very unpleasant ableist views

[alarrytale]

Outfit anon… I’m not sure if you talked about Louis’ outfit or not yet but I’m wondering what you thought? The pants were a much better fit but I’m not sure about the color. I like the blue but it may have been a bit too bright for his t-shirt. I liked the variety of the graphic tee tho. Hoping for shorts, jeans, or jorts as the festivals continue.

Also out of curiosity what do you think his setlist should look like for these festivals? Seems to be a lot of debate on social media. Personally, I think swap one 1D song for one of his own but otherwise I thought it was a pretty good list. Well, I missed JHO.

Hi, outfit anon!

I was waiting for your ask! I was sort of meh about it, and the setting of him playing his first festival after mia time with H, and his good mood kind of made me want to not rain on anyone's parade with me moaning about his outfit yet again. It seems like he's continuing the looks from tour.

I liked the print on his shirt and the contrast against the black, but as soon as i read "oversized t-shirt" i zoned out. Why must he always choose the oversized t-shirts. Also, to pair black with blue is usually a no-no. I liked the fit of the pants, but i'm so tired of the non-ironed wrinkly pants look on him, that i'm begging for anything else at this point. I'm also undecided about the tucked in shirt look, i don't really like it, but since the t-shirt is oversized i think having it not tucked in would be worse so... 😅

Also, is it just me but does he have the worst pair of sunglasses ever? Three blind mice? Begging for some regular ones at this point, but would very much prefer no sunglasses at all. If it's sunny i get it, but find him some better one's at least.

About the setlist; i've seen the discourse and it's the same one we had after afhf in mexico. It's a different crowd and some may not know him, so it's as expected that he sings his most streamed songs, fan favourites and does covers (both 1d to associate himself with them, since some may know 1d, but not Louis, and to do songs of other artist that the audicence might know). I know he thinks he's playing to a much different audience, but there seems to be a lot of stans there, so idk. I think he's got the right approach, but i understand why some fans react too. I don't think he'll gain new fans and monthly listeners regardless of his choice of setlist so...

We'll have to see if he keeps the same setlist for every festival, or if he changes it up. Do we think he'll sing 7 next festival? Or is that a song he does as a treat only once in a while?

[demigirlboss2girlrotboogaloo]

Bruh I'm gonna kill myself I am witnessing the birth of Tumblr's next shitty discourse obsession in realtime.

And if anyone's wondering where I stand on the subject, firstly, touch grass, and secondly, no kink is not always sexual you fucking weirdos. Yes believe it or not I want to be put on a leash and called a good dog for non-sexual reasons. I have a petplay kink for many reasons, and literally zero of them are sexual, and if you think that this is something utterly incomprehensible then wow you need to expand your fucking horizons and if you think I owe you an explanation of precisely how and why kink isn't always sexual you can suck me good and hard through my jorts.

[pinkslenderfolk]

...I can do that for you if you need me to ':)

also Discourse is still calling me everything but my name >:(.

- Jorts Anon

No, no thank you, I'm sure I can handle cooking them......I'm able to cook meat just fine, if....not to most peoples taste, so how hard can egg- jeggs be.

They HAVE also just referred to you as Jorts if that's any condolence...?

[discourse-slenderman]

Can someone explain the current Jort\Office worker/discourse/Hero lore please what the Slort (slender jort)

I..

[beforus-for-real-justice]

|><|===## new discourse topic why are they called jorts and not sheans

[hellosweetie99]

I’ve made this post before but it seems like tumblr ate it so here again is

My fav fic tags I’ve seen

Chekov’s sex bag

SWORD IN ASS SATURDAY

Homoerotic fossil collection

Passive aggressive nakedness

Blatant misuse of watermelon

The mortifying ordeal of getting your head stuck in a peanut butter jar

This is set in America…sorry

Possessed squirrel

The trio suffers

The grapes are their own character

Dark Ratatouille

Whiny boyfriend doms the undead

Pranks are meant to be silly…like mpreg

New year new kink

Genghis Khan was the most badass omega of all time.

Hahaha ouchie

Cock cage (romantic)

Being a lawyer is kinda gay like wdym your job is getting guys off??

Diversity win! Your doctor made you cry!

Starfire strap color discourse

Science fiction written by a liberal arts major

Doing cute stuff with a decapitated head

HEY MONSTERFUCKERS PSPSPS FOOD FOR YOU

Jealousy as lube

Basically I took one good look at canon and went 'no'

he gets laid in FUCKING JORTS

Kink is just LARP that makes you cum

I wasn't even planning that but the bisexual gods spoke to me

Barry Allen is a human vibrator

Traveler, that Kavehussy got me acting unwise

Evil cuddling

CBT; As In Cock And Ball Torture In Case You Think I Mean Cognitive Behavioral Therapy

Women topping the fuck out of men

Pussy can't heal a broken man but pegging can make him rethink what he's done.

Oh, I'm about to slap him on his he/him pussy

Angelic Grace as Lube

Not a cinnamon roll or a war criminal but a secret third thing

Don’t YOU go adventuring with your pussy out?

[unsentimentaltranslator]

When I was active in Harry Potter fandom, I used to always argue with people about Kreacher. They’d say “he was treated badly by wizards and he was just retaliating” and I’d always reply “but he always knew who the most vulnerable groups were and targeted them. He didn’t go for the most privileged wizards; he called the marginalised one a slur.”

That’s something I see with IRL customer discourse without fail. Abusive customers are called “Karens”, despite the fact that male customers are the most threatening, the most violent, and throw in a shitload of sexual harassment to boot, because it’s not fun if you can’t find a way to punch down. Making fun of a stutter or an old lady provides a way to punch down. Messing with young women’s drinks to ruin their selfies provides a way for a male barista to punch down. The whole Thing with Jorts on Twitter started with a black woman complaining about detrimental treatment by Instacart shoppers. By the sounds of things, all US airlines have a track record of breaking passengers’ wheelchairs, and a passenger on United Airlines died because of it (a black woman, how coincidental that she was the one whose life was rough-handled.) And to this day I wonder if the infamous incident where United Airlines beat up a passenger for saying “sorry, I can’t give up my seat; I have to go perform surgery on an old person” would have happened if it had been a white man instead of a Vietnamese-American one.

Like. Let’s be fucking real about what’s happening here. Y’all aren’t punching up; you’re just looking for avenues where you can punch down.

Relatedly, Good Customers need to stop ragging on other customers over stupid, inconsequential bullshit (I have worked in fast food and retail. Your friend who politely speaks up when they make a mistake with her order is not the problem, and neither is your sister who doesn’t know how to refold T-shirts the way we were trained to) and pretending that’s the same thing as actually speaking out to an abusive customer. Either grow a fucking spine or just come to terms with the fact that you’re not a hero.

And quit acting like calling corporate out on their shit is the same thing as directing one’s anger at a frontline employee. Passengers of my country’s airline successfully got the CEO to walk back two greedy decisions he’d made because we know that shaming corporate in the media works at least some of the time. How tf are y’all going to call yourselves leftists and then call other passengers “gate lice” for lining up early because your airlines don’t manage their overhead locker space well enough to provide space for everyone? I’ve been on packed ass long haul Christmas flights on my country’s airline and still never had that problem. Stop defending US airlines’ greedy ass stock buyback-making Trump-donating executives so that you can look like the Nicest Passenger; they’re grooming you to put up with more and more of their shit.

In conclusion, the solution to “the customer is always right” is not “the customer is always wrong” and the belief that it is will only ever result in consumers being unjustly screwed over. You are a consumer; get comfortable with that and learn how to handle the nuance that is required in a society where workers and consumers both get fucked over as much as the ruling class can get away with.

very controversial opinion here, but sometimes customer service workers are the problem 😶