#Just a joke

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[jkl-fff]

Do not EVER pull that "they should be at the club" nonsense on the Dungeon Meshi main characters.

Do NOT do that to them. They would all HATE the club.

Laios and Falin and Kabru? Would hate the noise and flashing lights and the inability to talk to people about their special interests (monsters, monsters, and using their encyclopaedic knowledge of the island's inhabitants for purposes of scheming).

Mithrun? Too depressed to find enjoyment in that sorta thing. Or any sorta thing. It's sad, really.

Shuro and Namari? They're not main characters. Who cares.

Senshi? The man chose to live as a hunting and farming loner whose most frequent social interactions were with a remote band of Orcs he played farmer's market to. He would take one look at the club and run screaming into the woods.

Chilchuck? He should be at the PUB! Or maybe grilling a Sunday barbecue for his kids and grandkids! Which he probably has at this point, he's old enough.

Izutsumi? She's a cat.

Marcille? ... Okay, I admit she might actually enjoy the club. She and Thistle should *maybe* be at the club.

[thisbelongsto-nohbodys]

Rewatching “Thanks to Them” and this joke from “Agony of a Witch” is a lot more funnier with new context:

which considering that it’s very very likely that Evelyn is a Clawthorne ancestor and so for Luz to make a joke about Belos/Philip having a crush on a descendant of the witch that married his brother funny since Luz was half-right, because she got the wrong Wittebane.

[ihobbit]

Dinner in Rivendell. 

Elrond: *looks at Thorin and then softly speaks to Gandalf* before you get yourself a hobbit, you need to know if you can feed him. Perhaps it would be better for Bilbo to stay here?

Thorin: *hears this and loses his temper instantly* squad, we're leaving immediately.

[homeofhousechickens]

SCP-■■■■■ Beeper

Object Class- Euclid

Special containment procedures-

Scp-■■■■■ is to be kept inside a normal indoor living area and fed a species appropriate diet daily along with daily water changes. Scp-■■■■■ is to be contained along with experienced caregivers who are self aware of the influence of Scp-■■■■■.

Description-

Scp-■■■■■ is what appears to be a normal specimen of the species gallus domesticus, specifically the bantam variety of the buff Brahma breed. Scp-■■■■■ is perceived to be notably cuter than other members of its breed and species.

Special authorization needed to continue reading. Only foundation personel who have completed the Memetics and Infohazards Orientation may proceed.

Scp-■■■■■ Beeper

Object Class- Keter

Description-

Scp-■■■■■ "Beeper" is a small chicken, a Cognitohazard, and a self perpetuating mematic virus with the potential to cause an EP-Class "Thought Tyrant" Scenario.

When a piece of visual media showing Scp-■■■■■ is viewed by a person, they begin to feel intense love and affection towards Scp-■■■■■. Victims of this affect will also feel a compulsion to share this media with others, specifically close friends and family who will then perpetuate cycle.

Viewers who do not have a resilience to cognitohazardious effects may also begin to incorporate strange rituals, language changes, and chants to their daily life while continuing to feel a strong compulsion to share media of Scp-■■■■■. People who are affected that have become informed and self-aware of Scp-■■■■■'s effects are able to think clearly but are still compelled to share media. The foundation believes this is a way for the Scp to always have adequate care that isn't completely befuddled by their anomalous properties.

Special containment procedures-

Scp-■■■■■ must be kept inside a normal indoor living area alongside its caretakers and other members of its species. Scp-■■■■■ must be given daily water changes and fed an adequate species appropriate diet. No steps should be taken to limit the spread of Scp-■■■■■ I mean why would you want to? She is so cute and fluffy. Don't you want to hold her and pet her? She is so cute and nice. I'm sure she would love a little treatie or kissy from you. Your mother loves cute animals. You are sure she would love this picture of Beeper where she looks so sweet. We don't know what she is. A little bird like her couldn't hurt anyone, really? I mean, just look at her, look at her, she is perfect, and she must be shared. I'm sure my friends also want to see her. Her little feathered feet are so adorable. Look at her. I love how she eats her chicken feed. Her beak is immaculate, and her feathers are so soft. She isn't a chicken.  I think I'm going to tell my grandparents about her. They love chickens, and they have their own coop. I'm sure they would love Beeper. I love Beeper.

[forestglassanimals]

people who tag hannibal content with trigger warnings are so confusing... like, isn't the name of the show itself a big warning?

[edeluette]

[gshsjdkdoid]

Just a little reminder that Jekyll's evil desires aren't explicitly said, so he could have very well been doing drag.

[sleepystella]

I DREW REN IN MEMORY😭😭

I also drew this while my power went out soo…<333

bro really said: :3

[tallowfallow]

Me whenever the show goes back to the MAIN PLOT of Stede and Ed: yeah ok whatever ur in love and working out stuff I get it move on, where is the bald man and his rat boy where are they

[dwarvenchords]

every move you make

every breath you take

i’ll be watching you

[capitalism-and-analytics]

[ianthoni]

I just saw this meme

[pawspurpaw]

You know what I need to say something and call someone out cause this is getting ridiculous!!!

I'm getting sick and tired of Tumblr calling me out eveytime I get a notification that one of my favorite writers posted!! Tumblr really be calling me out like "your tumblr crush just posted" and "don't ignore your Tumblr crush it might hurt them" like BITCH SHUTT UPPP THEY DON'T KNOW I HAVE A CRUSH ON THEIR WRITING!!!! ( They totally do but that's not the point) and it's always the same writers too, so you know what if I'm gonna get called out so are all of y'all

And I'm talking about: @alecvolturiswifeforever , @kiiwiigii , @demetris-cocksleeve

Tumblr you gotta stop exposing my secrets!!!

[slowlichocolateanchors]

I can't stop thinking about the audio of "Eddie's big lift" because there are several "injustices" (this is all in jest) (Edit: please read the hashtags)

1. Eddie dropped all his packages on the floor because Julie jumped into his arms, so poor guy.

2. I don't know why, but in my head it sounded like Sally was talking to him like he was some kind of butler/servant

3. Barnaby fell on top of him after traing to lift him just because Julie said so when he was trying to do his job, he sure was flatter than paper after that

4. ABSOLUTELY NO ONE of the neighbors who were there helped him get up because surely his back was destroyed.

So I only ask for justice for our poor dear mailman 😞👊 😫

[the-drow-fucker]

"Were you hoping for something else? A hug?"

Look guys they made up, everything is fine they are friends now. No one is sad anymore.