#very bizarre

[sapphicstoria]

Someone on TikTok said it’s “weird behavior” to assume Nancy ended the series with Jonathan, because she “doesn’t need” either Steve or Jonathan. 😭

This is how jancy ended in season four:

And this is how jancy look, during the middle of season 5:

But, yes, it’s definitely “weird behavior” to assume Nancy ends the series with her long term boyfriend, sure. 😭

[tobacconist]

the other day i saw two 14yo girls in typical 'blue hair and pronouns' attire, but one of them inexplicably had a large confederate flag patch conspicuously sewn on her jacket. in west yorkshire, england. for some reason.

[homeofhousechickens]

SCP-■■■■■ Beeper

Object Class- Euclid

Special containment procedures-

Scp-■■■■■ is to be kept inside a normal indoor living area and fed a species appropriate diet daily along with daily water changes. Scp-■■■■■ is to be contained along with experienced caregivers who are self aware of the influence of Scp-■■■■■.

Description-

Scp-■■■■■ is what appears to be a normal specimen of the species gallus domesticus, specifically the bantam variety of the buff Brahma breed. Scp-■■■■■ is perceived to be notably cuter than other members of its breed and species.

Special authorization needed to continue reading. Only foundation personel who have completed the Memetics and Infohazards Orientation may proceed.

Scp-■■■■■ Beeper

Object Class- Keter

Description-

Scp-■■■■■ "Beeper" is a small chicken, a Cognitohazard, and a self perpetuating mematic virus with the potential to cause an EP-Class "Thought Tyrant" Scenario.

When a piece of visual media showing Scp-■■■■■ is viewed by a person, they begin to feel intense love and affection towards Scp-■■■■■. Victims of this affect will also feel a compulsion to share this media with others, specifically close friends and family who will then perpetuate cycle.

Viewers who do not have a resilience to cognitohazardious effects may also begin to incorporate strange rituals, language changes, and chants to their daily life while continuing to feel a strong compulsion to share media of Scp-■■■■■. People who are affected that have become informed and self-aware of Scp-■■■■■'s effects are able to think clearly but are still compelled to share media. The foundation believes this is a way for the Scp to always have adequate care that isn't completely befuddled by their anomalous properties.

Special containment procedures-

Scp-■■■■■ must be kept inside a normal indoor living area alongside its caretakers and other members of its species. Scp-■■■■■ must be given daily water changes and fed an adequate species appropriate diet. No steps should be taken to limit the spread of Scp-■■■■■ I mean why would you want to? She is so cute and fluffy. Don't you want to hold her and pet her? She is so cute and nice. I'm sure she would love a little treatie or kissy from you. Your mother loves cute animals. You are sure she would love this picture of Beeper where she looks so sweet. We don't know what she is. A little bird like her couldn't hurt anyone, really? I mean, just look at her, look at her, she is perfect, and she must be shared. I'm sure my friends also want to see her. Her little feathered feet are so adorable. Look at her. I love how she eats her chicken feed. Her beak is immaculate, and her feathers are so soft. She isn't a chicken.  I think I'm going to tell my grandparents about her. They love chickens, and they have their own coop. I'm sure they would love Beeper. I love Beeper.

[tigersharkapologist]

some toddler dropped their toy thing on my driveway today

[dahyun]

do men search ‘face’ or ‘selfie’ to find women to message on here or some shit cuz how do they even find me 💀

[karstenasha]

ma'am this is ifaron sickfic 🧍‍♀️

[dragon-babe]

I've had this dream TWICE now that was this reddit style post that was "what are your favorite southern phrases and what do they mean?" and the top response was "Fine cornbread this morning" which meant you had no idea what was going on. the example given was "well, when it comes to the election results. all I know is fine cornbread this morning!"

[yiddishfisting]

what kind of person do you have to be give tumblr money so you can blaze a stranger's post

[femsolid]

Imagine being so shallow all you care about is if someone is attractive, typical terf. Like no joke, I’ve seen the likes of you use slurs against women, “real women” as you would put it, just because they had a big nose. You all misogynists. No one hates “real women” more than terfs.

The context of this message is absolutely hilarious.

I made fun of some male characters in Elden Ring. That's it. I made fun of a bunch of pixels.

I called this one ugly and said it looked like a human sized bogey. It totally does!

And this one I said it looked like something you'd find in the meat section at the supermarket.

So this woman, who is in her thirties and whose bio says she has multiple fictional boyfriends, sent me this. You know, sometimes I forget that Tumblr is the fandom websites where women send each others death threats over fictional dudes.

I'm not even going to entertain your fantasy about me being a "terf" and what I supposedly do and think. I'm not a character in your fanfiction.

Peace ✌️

[eldritchships]

I've completely lost the post I'd made about Flatline's relationship with the Terrans?? If anyone tracks that down please send it to me or something

[wonncageart]

It's really odd coming across a post in my feed that seems to have attracted a large amount of fascists "right wing" people to it ... are you in the right place?

[hither2]

i have just learned that michael keaton and courteney cox dated from 1990 to 1995 and i naturally looked up photos of them together and i am. overwhelmed by the combined swag. shame that it didn't work out

[infizero]

ive been reading death note fics btw and some of them are sooooo fucking good. the religious symbolism goes CRAZY. but anyway scrolling thru the tags, it baffles me the amount of fics where they make kira and light two different people, or make kira an actual alternate personality or something. how is light at all interesting as a character if you remove??? the entire premise of the show?? from his character???? how are you even having the plot function in this world????

[atomicjellyb3an]

one time i got one lecturing me about unprotected sex and how the characters were SO immature and there was no redemption for the mc

the comment felt borderline biphobic tbh, seeing as the female mc was just hooking up with a random guy to try and get over her feelings for another woman (she IS bi, it’s an important part of her character)

anyway it was so odd but other people rallied behind me in the comments which was so funny 😭

I wanna know where people have lately gotten the audacity to leave comments on fanfics talking about how much the fanfic sucked and negatively critiquing an author's fic like it's a published book review.

It pisses me off cause I've seen authors abandoned or delete their fics because of this.

You're getting fanfics for FREE! No one asked for your opinion.

I hope y'all know as authors we get email notifications when you comment so we see EVERY comment that's been left.

We also can see the negative reviews you leave when you bookmark our fics

[tarnishedbloodhound]

Fascinated with the way my brain works sometimes. Was playing er in a dream (as you do) getting chased around stormveil Castle by an omen then by Gurranq for whatever reason, glitched myself into a corner whilst under attack (stressful) escaped, ran away, went all assassin's creed over the rooftops, then rolled off a roof and landed so hard on the ground it woke me up in real life

[cidnangarlond]

just dreamt about fortuna getting dismissed from a duty for the first time ever by a tank-dps duo (who were both in the diadochos striking and scouting gear despite this and most importantly, identical looking and bald) where the dps was still at arcanist in a dungeon that was a mix of hullbreaker isle and cutter's cry but also had dragon age 2 lore? she was a summoner (maybe? she was in her viper glam and I did viper attacks so idk. maybe they saw I played smn also and said no I don't think so. for some reason) and I think that's why she got dismissed but in the new party where I happened to be pulled into a party in progress for the same dungeon I had to be like "I'm gonna be honest I was not mentally here for any part of this dungeon beforehand so I don't know shit I just got here so ummm sorry" implying I was in some kind of state where I was playing ffxiv and then in the process of my getting booted I became fully conscious or at least. that part of my dream self did. and then I had to be like "physically I was present but mentally? different story"