The way I’d literally commit multiple crimes for this man if he asked me
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RADIOAPPLE COTL AU!
"What do you do when a mere scapegoat becomes so enamored with the God Of Death that they actually look forward to dying again and again just to see Him?"
"What do you do when said God Of Death yearns for the sacrificial lamb's PERMANENT DEATH and this very thought is actually the reason He smiles at them?"
"But it's only because He wants to own them FOREVER the only way He knows how??? ...For His Vessel's soul to be HIS to keep."
Basically, this is my COTL Radioapple AU idea! (NOTE: Read it all over again! This time, just the yellow highlighted words for a different experience and perspective on things! 😉 Trust me on this.) -Bubbly💙
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so,
i tried to repeat some artstyles of cool and awesome people
and i think it's not that bad probably
i won't tag owners of these styles because there's no point in doing so anyways.
dont check the tags if you dont like silly minors overreacting and hating themselves publicly and etc
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A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
-no surprises radiohead
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if i had a nickel for every time oscar’s lap time got deleted i would have 2, which isnt a lot but its weird it happened twice!
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good news everybody the orajel worked extremely quickly bad news everybody it numbed everything in my mouth except for the pain
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how is the fish game going? theyre sacrificing a guy from pittsburgh on the mound and offering him as a tribute to a philly team because our starter somehow got a health scratch 20 minutes before the game and now he has a 14.14 era after 2 innings after giving up (checks notes) 7 runs and only one of em was a 2run blast
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i love my fucking JOBBBBB i feel like i fell into an alternate universe where going to work sucks at least 60% less and the name of the alternate universe is 'having a job that's not in fucking food service/retail'
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always in my heart moonchild . yours sincerely, tuxedoprincess
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Psst do you perhaps know password to lieutenant phone? For no a reason ofc ofc
[Radio static, for just a moment. It sounds like an amused chuckle.]
the fair lieutenant's reticent / and i take after him
though i'll keep secrets to myself / i'll go out on a limb
he reinstates a password / to keep out prying eyes
but since i know you're curious / i offer compromise:
a rhythm used repeatedly / yes, i know it well
and since he's changed it recently / the old one, i can tell
the top speed of an aerostatic / in kilometers per hour
a cool three-five-two-nine-point-six / an impressive show of power
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i just spoke on national radio about trans rights im going to cry
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does anyone want my cat she's really cute and you'll have cockroaches in your house all the time
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god take away all of david malukas’ pain and suffering and give it to zak brown
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