#Karl Heisenberg headcannons

[mechanikall]

inspired in a fic that i just recently read :3

[time-to-run]

Karl Hesinberg x Male Reader

Summary: Reader being Karls assistant headcanons/Imagines. (This happend before ethan comes to the village and everything goes to shit).

Tw/Cw: fluff but also just a bit of angst, swearing, nicknames,

Sfw

-Imagine you constantly getting lost in the factory to the point where it's getting on Karl's nerves cause he has to search for you everywhere. So he just ties a bell to you arm so when you get lost he can come and find you easier,

-Imagine Karl giving you nicknames like bunny, sweetheart or prett boy. Basically anything but your actual name,

-Imagine Karl just kinda freezing up the first time you hug him. Like he just stands there confused like "Why the fuck did you do that?",

-Imagine Karl thinking you got lost again cause your not responding to him, only for him to find you pasted out from over exhaustion. Him just awkwardly standing there before doing anything,

-Imagine your leaving to go home for the day but it snowing like hell outside and you forgot your jacket, so Karl lends you his. Definitely didn't get any questions from your family,

-Imagine Karl leaning over you cause he's taller to help you with what ever your doing,

-Imagine Karl pulling you towards him by any jewellery you might wear. As long as it's metal and your waering it, he can use it to his advantage,

-Imagine sharing the same exact hatred for Lady Dimitrescu as Karl, but not telling him. And one day he finds out and now it's just you two constantly shit talking her,

-Imagine constantly stealing Karl's hat just for him to have to run after you. But I mean you can't exactly hide with those bells on your arm,

-Imagine Karl telling you about his plans to kill Miranda and him being absolutely extatic when you agree to help,

✨️Angst✨️

-Imagine walking in on one of Karl's episodes and you get hurt. He didn't mean it but he also doesn't know how to approach you after. He feels like shit for it tho,

-Imagine genuinely praising Karl on something he's made but getting confused when you see his sad and confused face. He had to keep his composer so he didn't cry, well kinda,

-Imagine not wanting to go back home at the end of the day cause of an argument you had with a family member. And so you stay late without telling karl. But when he does find out, he finds you passed out with tears in your eyes,

-Imagine having to force Karl away from his work cause he's been overworking himself to much, just for him to shout at you to leave him alone. God he didn't mean it so rudly but he regretted it,

-Imagine an accident happening and you getting hurt somewhere deep in the factory. But Karl doesn't hear it so your last moment are basically you screaming for him, just screaming for help. But when he finds you cold and pale he's instantly in panic mode. He doesn't know what to do but pull you closer to him and cry,

[kittypup12]

You’re on your own now…

Here’s a little precursor to my post!village AU while I finish up a few more of my future Heisenberg sketches. Can’t explore him in the outside world without him escaping, right?

I imagine that even if him and Ethan had teamed up, Chris and the BSAA would still try to kill him or keep him in custody. So I think he would have to “play dead” so to speak until Redfield had already left, finally being free… but also left to completely fend for himself.

Heisenberg will soon realize that sometimes, freedom is even more terrifying than the escape

[elliot-needs-sleep]

Heyyyyyy

I am here to request…

I J L U Y and F

For the fluff alphabet with Sal and my man Karl Heisenberg

Thanks bestie 😍

I knew you'd come for the this lmao

Not the best of my work (been forever since I wrote for the hobo himself), and also please ignore how much I talk about Larry (he's my favorite 😔)

Characters: Karl Heisenberg (RE8), Sal Fisher (Sally Face)

Fic type: Fluff Alphabet

Fandom/s: RE8, Sally Face (seperately)

F - Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? Why are they fighting?

Karl Heisenberg

He's prone to being tempermental sometimes, but he doesn't pick real fights unless he thinks he's right

If you two fight, it has to be something to do with yours or his well-beings. He can be overprotective, but he also is an absolute mess all of the time

He's so easy to forgive you though, he just can't stay mad at you

I - Inspiration - Did their s/o change for them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

To be honest, nothing really changed except the state of his living space, because that's all he really thought was not good enough for you

And by that, I mean he started cleaning up after himself. As I said, he is a mess. There's things everywhere. Tiny pieces of metal, food dishes, clothes, you name it.

J - Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

He's pretty trusting in you, and he knows you can take care of yourself if someone is bothering you, so he doesn't get jealous that often all things considered.

However if you look uncomfortable in any way he will not hesitate to let his nieces commit some murders.

L - Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o

Freaks out over it for a bit and you accidentally stumble upon him planning/thinking of how to do it

Completely on accident and completely out of his element, very shocked when you laugh at him a bit and tell him you'd love to.

U - Upset - How do they act when they're upset?

If he's angry upset, he lashes out at you if you get a bit too near, never physically, but he can be pretty mean. Best to just leave him for a bit to cool down and he'll be back to normal

If he's sad upset, he kinda shuts himself away. Doesn't ask for help, doesn't tell you, doesn't ask for comfort. But he will cuddle with you

Y - Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

He lays in bed or mopes around until you're back. And then he'll mope when you're back for leaving him alone (he's not really that upset)

He doesn't really enjoy being alone, and he misses having you for company

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Sal Fisher

F - Fight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? Why are they fighting?

He doesn't like fighting, or even arguing for that matter. If you two start having a fight, he will just leave the room/walk away

Which can be a bit infuriating for obvious reasons but like, it somehow works because then instead of focusing on why you're angry, you focus on trying to catch him. And then you can talk it out without being mad

I - Inspiration - Did their s/o change for them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

I don't think anything really changed with either of you. He wouldn't want you to change, and the same is said in reverse.

He'd be a bit more comfortable with people being in his personal bubble though. I mean, he has Larry who (in my opinion) just straight up hangs on people, but its not the same

J - Jealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

He can be a tad bit jealous, but he doesn't voice it because he feels a bit bad about it

I mean, you are your own person, but you're also his partner and sometimes people suck

L - Love Confession - How would they confess to their s/o

He didn't, Larry did it for him

Essentially, he kept rambling about you to Larry, and Larry was getting a bit tired of it (Sal is his best friend, but after weeks of hearing about how this one particular guy is attractive, it was a bit annoying), so he told Sal that you liked him too, and that he was going to tell you that Sal liked you as well

Sal didn't speak to him for about a day, but at the end of it, he had a partner and he missed his best friend, soooo that didn't last very long

U - Upset - How do they act when they're upset?

He doesn't like to show people that he's not okay. If he's upset, it'll likely lead to shaking and a crack in his voice, and since he doesn't want to bother anyone, he either hides in his room, or somewhere else in the apartments.

Find him though, and he's super clingy and will probably fall asleep on your shoulder or with his head in your lap

Y - Yearning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

He'll sleep at Larry's probably if you go on a trip, just so he can maybe not focus on missing you

If you just don't live in the apartments, or had to go home, there's a small chance he'll show up at your door either in the middle of the night, or he'll show up as soon as he knows you're awake, if only just for a hug

[theirmajesty2139]

What headcanons would you have for the RE8 Lords finding out that their S/O was an artist/had artistic capabilities? I think Donna and Angie, and Heisenburg would probably be the most interested but how Alcina and Moreau feel?

Re8 Lords and their artist s/o

Lady Dimitrescu

Is actually the most into it. She values all kinds of high art and culture and is very excited that you have a hobby she deems acceptable. Would provide a room in her castle for painting and would always be the first to frame your works of art

Karl Heisenberg

Can sketch a little himself and likes to do these very rough scribbles at the corners of your paper. Is happy to let you make a mess of his factory with your art supplies and enjoys parallel play where the two of you do your hobbies alongside each other for hours.

Donna Beneviento

Prefers craft to any messy kind of art. She likes to sit in her rocking chair and sew her quilts while you craft. If she doesn't feel like sewing she'll hum or play the piano for you. She isn't much of a talker but likes to listen to you talk about what you're making.

Salvatore Moreau

Stays back when he knows you’re concentrating because he’s worried he’d ruin your hard work with his clumsiness. If you take the time to engage him he will take part though, likes to paint abstract with his hands. Will flick paint at you and make a mess to make you smile.

The duke

Provides all your equipment and will let you sit on his lap as you draw. Will tell you about all the artists he’s met on his travels. Encourages you to pursue fine art and sell your works. Will make little jokes about modelling for you

[grannanna]

I- do I have to do more now?

[bunnir]

the four lords reacting to you getting your number 1 dreamie in acnh bc i'm obsessed with both games atm

tags: fluff, just pure fluff, karl being a boomer, karl and sal are under the cut <3

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alcina dimitrescu

is confused but she definitely supports your passions

she's a fast learner so when you tell her about it she understands a bit more

you probably play it w bela, cas and daniela lets be honest

she watches you play, thinks the theme of the game is absolutely adorable! it's better than cas playing doom lol

alcina brings you guys snacks and stuff whilst you're all grinding on your islands 😭

she doesn't fully understand why you guys spend so much time on such games but as long as it's keeping you all out of trouble she really doesn't mind!

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donna beneviento

donna plays acnh all the time and has a gothic look u can't change my mind

she's so happy for you!

will definitely try and help you design a yard for your dreamie! she's amazing at designing stuff

she's probably searching for muffy let's be honest

she has everything gothic- if you get anything goth themed for her as a gift she'll love you forever

ngl- she probably has a room in her home that's pastels and all cutesy

she's a child at heart <3

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salvatore moreau

he doesn't know what acnh is

so when you tell him, he's like "woah"

if you gift him his own switch w acnh, he'll be so damn happy!

ngl- his island will be very messy

he doesn't do weeding but he does plant flowers and lets them overgrow too

has random items he likes or finds cute he'll put them literally anywhere

knowing his luck- he gets a villager considered "ugly"- but he loves them so so much and gives them gifts all the time

when you show him your island he's extremely impressed!

and when you get all happy over finding your dream villager, he's over the moon for you!

visits and talks to your dreamie and gives them welcoming gifts

he's adorable

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karl heisenberg

doesn't understand

at all

even if you try to tell him he will not understand

he supports you- don't get me wrong! but he's just so lost

when you genuinely squeal with happiness over finding your dreamie- he jumps and is deadass like "wtf is going on?"

when you tell him you found your all-time favourite villager and they're moving onto your island he's like "good for u sweetie- what's a shino?"

god help this man he's clueless-

if you ever ask him to look after your island bc you're visiting someone, it will definitely be overgrown and messy

he's shaken trees and left items on the floor, most of your tools are destroyed bc he doesn't know how to make new ones, and your flowers have probably all been plucked by accident- not to mention if he finds out how to dig holes he will not cover them up

he's trying his best and is so proud when he catches his first fish- but he'd never tell you that. he's like "give that to that museum fella!" and you don't have the heart to tell him you already have that fish 😭

god love him he's trying his best

[greasy-metal-daddy]

Hormones but this time with feeling. (HC part 9) FINALLY

Bedroom continuation of part 8

You are sitting in the tub trying to get clean after some trademark Heisenberg rut sex™️. You and Karl are facing one another in a messy tangle of limbs. You ignore the obvious erection in front of you and focus on trying to get washed. Somebody might die but you’ll get this bath over with one way or another. You continue to clean him and pay special attention to his neck. Karl lets a little sigh slip. You notice and double your efforts. Letting a little nail slip into the mix and bringing a hand to each side of his throat. You slightly squeeze to see what happens. He groans and freezes realizing he slipped up. You smirk and get even closer. Karl doesn’t say anything and emotionlessly studies something over your shoulder.

You come up on your knees so you can reach his throat. You press a kiss to his adams apple. “Is this okay?” He still doesn’t say anything and you nip at his ear. “Come on Karl, I need your words.” He curses under his breath. “..yes..” You choose to be a shit this time. “What was that? I didn’t hear you.” He snarls a little and takes a deep breath. “Yes! Happy?” Pleased with yourself you lick the shell of his ear before moving back to his neck.

He is tense and you can feel his hands squeeze on your thighs. You lick up the side of his neck and feel him shudder. “If you don’t like it I can stop.” He pulls you closer. “No! ..I mean no. It’s okay. I like it.” You kiss at his jawline. “Then why are you so nervous?” He whines and it goes straight to your sex. “It’s sensitive! Most things at my throat are trying to tear it out.” You nibble at him. “And who said I wouldn’t bite?” He moans and brings a hand to your head, pushing it closer. “Please.” You giggle and continue teasing him. “Oh like you do to me? Is that a thing?” He shifts his hips a bit and you can tell he’s trying to be good and not rut up against you. He nods and you take that as answer enough.

You mouth at him first, testing the waters. He tilts his head a bit to the side giving you better access. You think about where he bites you and figure that’s the best place. You brace a hand against his shoulder. Right where the neck meets traps. You gently bite down to see his reaction. His hips buck and you smile against him. He presses on your head. “Come on. I can take it.”

You take the hand on your thigh and pull it between his legs. “You take care of this too, hmm?” He starts to stroke himself and lets out a deep sigh of relief. “So what is it you want from me? Just like me biting you or something else?” He pants a bit but answers. “Yeah. Want you to mark me too.” You pause at that. “But is it special, like mine?” He nods and you pull back.

It takes a moment but he senses the shift. “Karl, you deserve better than our dirty bathtub for this.” He snorts and stops moving. “And you deserved better than some half aware floor sex but I fucked that up too.” You frown at that. “Honey, you know that’s different.” He looks down, somewhere between anger and sadness. “How? I still turned something that should’ve been special into a happy accident. What if you didn’t want it? Where would we be now?”

You push on him lightly. “Karl, don't be like that. I’m not upset so don’t keep beating yourself up.” Silent angry tears stream down his face. When he finally speaks you can hear just how much he’s hurting. “The only thing keeping that from being the worst mistake of my life is that you wanted it too. But I had no way of knowing it when I was like that.” You pull him into a hug. “Listen baby I can’t change the past and neither can you. I’m happy that I came to find you. I know you feel bad but I promise you I would’ve left already if I wasn’t 100% sure I wanted to be with you.” His frown softens but he’s still not convinced. You playfully punch him and give it your best shit eating grin. “Besides we both know I could take you, I’m more of a fighter than you give me credit for.” He nods against your head and you squeeze him one last time before pulling apart. “Consider this your do over, if that’s what you want. Let's dry off and go to bed. We can pick back up there okay?” He smiles and you wipe at the tears stuck in his lashes.

You pull the plug on the drain and let the water drain out. Stepping out onto the mostly dry bath mat you reach for the towel hanging nearby. You towel off your head before quickly going over the rest of your body. After that you turn to Karl and start to dry his hair. He has yet to get up and seems lost in his thoughts. You rub a soothing hand over his cheek and he leans into it. He stands and takes over drying himself. You grab the clothes scattered across the floor and put them into a laundry bin.

Karl takes your hand and you walk back to the bedroom together. You sit on the bed expecting him to join you. He rummages around in the bedside table before coming back with lotion. You look at him confused. ”I don’t really think we have a lube problem here babe.” He shakes his head smiling a little. “No you dork, just relax.” You shrug and watch him move till he’s kneeling between your spread legs. He squeezes lotion into his palms before rubbing them together to warm it up. He starts to spread it on your thighs and shins. He massages it into your skin taking time to gently work out any soreness. You sigh contently and play with his hair. “That’s really nice.” He kisses your knee and starts to work your ankles and feet. “You deserve it. I know you’re feeling achy.” He is still hard as can be but his touches never move past caring and reverent.

He gathers more lotion and moves up to your shoulders. You lean your head back and close your eyes. He starts to massage your shoulders, paying special attention to your bite. You smile at his overly delicate touches. “It’s healing nice, isn’t it?” He presses a kiss to the raised scarring. “Yes. It’s perfect.” You sigh and tilt your head out of the way. “I can’t wait to show it off. Want people to know I’m taken.” He pauses at this but doesn’t move. “Yeah, me too.” You absentmindedly pull at his hair. “Stupid Miranda can suck it. You’re mine.” He nuzzles you and pulls back. “Only yours. Now lay back so I can get this cute little tummy of yours.”

You giggle and do as he asks. He stands and leans over you. Starting at your clavicle he smears a big palmful of white down your abdomen. You snort at this. He’s messy and goofy and all you’ve ever wanted. He starts making small circles at your hips and working up. When he gets to your chest you tense slightly. Most times you try to pretend that area doesn’t exist. He sighs and tries to be gentle. “I know pretty boy, just take it easy. You know this’ll help with the soreness.” You don’t say anything and try to relax. He kneads at your chest and you screw your eyes shut.

Karl has never once made you feel invalidated because of your body, but the fear’s still there. It’s a hard feeling to shake and past experiences haven’t helped. You have been naked together plenty of times but this much attention is making you dysphoric. He snaps his fingers and you blink your eyes open. His face is very close to yours and it surprises you. “I don’t need you zoning out on me. Come on, no getting lost in your head here.” You look down a little ashamed he noticed. He brings a hand to your chin and tilts to back up so you have to look at him. “Hey, There's no reason to feel bad. I love all of you sweet boy. And there’s nothing that’s gonna change that.” You nod and he smiles. “There we go. Now let me play with these pecs just a little then we can get to the main event.”

He brings his mouth down to one of your nipples and a hand to the other. You gasp a bit at the feeling and can feel him smirk against you. Sharp teeth lightly tug at the sensitive bud while he pinches at the other. You squirm slightly and can feel his length against your thigh. He grinds against you and continues to suckle at your chest. He sucks hard and you pull at his hair. He groans and does it again. Finally he releases you and leaves a dark circle in his place. He switches sides and starts to suck at the other. You lift your chest a bit to encourage him and he takes it in stride. He places one hand on your back and uses that to push you against his mouth. You pant, starting to feel flustered. He bites down a little harder before releasing you.

Matching hickeys adorn your chest and he smiles proudly at his handiwork. He ruffles your hair, you blush a little but smile as well. Karl moves onto the bed across from you. You sit up a bit awkward not knowing what to do next. He brings his hands to your hips and pulls you forward. You shuffle forward on your knees till you are chest to chest. You can feel his cock poke into your stomach. “Hi.” He laughs a little. “Hi there.” You hold his hands and play with them nervously. “So how do we do this?” He lets go and sits down. “Come over and sit in my lap.” You move so you are sitting on his thighs with your legs on either side. He brings his hands to your hips and squeezes. “Do you think you can take it or do you need another little warm up?” You think about how deep this position will be and decide to play it safe. “Maybe just a little bit.” He hums and brings one of his hands to your mouth. “Then I want you to get these wet for me, sugar.”

You start to lick at his fingers, it’s not as practical but you know he loves the show. Eventually you bring the first two into your mouth. Teasingly you lick at the skin between his fingers knowing that it’s sensitive. He pulls them away without warning and a string of saliva stretches between you before snapping. “Okay that’s more than enough you little minx.” You smirk and lean back a bit to give him access.

One finger circles your hole and you hiss, still sensitive from earlier. Karl shushes you and gently works his index finger inside. You take some slow breaths, it’s both too much and not enough. Karl kisses your forehead and you sigh happily. “It’s okay, you don’t have to be so soft with me.” He adds another finger. “Oh I know. I don’t doubt that you can take anything I throw your way. I want to be gentle with this. This is special. For both of us.”

Karl pulls back and brings his fingers to his mouth. There’s some blood mixed in with the slick and you are momentarily mortified. His satisfied groans ease your worry. “God baby you taste so fucking good. I could eat you out all day.” You blush and have a small smile. Karl spits into his own palm and spreads it over his cock. “But right now I have a more pressing need right in front of me.”

You scoot forward and rise up on your knees. Even with his legs closed Heisenberg's lap is far thicker than your own and you have to spread your legs wide to accommodate. He lifts you bodily and it’s as if you weigh no more than the pillows. You gasp and let out an embarrassing noise in surprise. He chuckles and lines you up over his length. “What’s the matter kitty? Did I surprise you?” He rubs you against his tip and you feel like a toy in those huge hands. “Tiny little kitty. My hands almost touch around you. Aren’t you just a cute little baby? Heh, or maybe I’m just real big.”

You whimper as his cock catches on your rim. “How do you fit all this inside you?” He lowers you slightly and the tip presses inside. You groan and he laughs. “Okay I’ll stop messing with you.” With that he lets gravity do the work and slowly lowers you till he’s pressed to the hilt inside you. Slight soreness stings in the background but for the most part you feel so wonderfully full.

Karl shifts your legs so they are thrown over his hips. You bring your arms to his neck for stability. For a moment nobody moves. Just warm breaths and the two of you together. Calloused hands rub your back. “You okay?” You nod but don’t move otherwise. He brings your foreheads together and hugs you against him. ”I love you. I might get pissed and be an asshole most of the time, but I always love you. You are the only thing that matters in this shithole.” You smile against him and lean forward for a kiss.

It’s sensual and sweet but not lust driven like most. Just pure emotion that he can’t bring to words. You start to move your hips as you deepen the kiss. Karl guides your hips, partly lifting you to make things easier. You pull back out of breath. He is flushed with hair falling into his face.

You bring your hands to his throat. Not squeezing just resting them on either side. He slows and lets out a groan. You squeeze playfully just to see his reaction. Karl gives up on moving you in favor of pressing your head forward. “Come on, you know what I want.” You laugh but are still feeling very lost. “So I just need to bite you?” He nods and grinds against you. You get distracted momentarily by the delicious friction beneath you. You snap out of it and shake your head. “No baby, I need words here. Like what do I do? How do I know when it’s enough?”

Karl brings one of his hands to yours and squeezes reassuringly. “You will know. There’s a pop and you taste blood. Your teeth aren’t as sharp but I promise they’ll do the job.” You nod but aren’t 100% sure of yourself. “Why do I need to do it too?” He sighs. “I don’t know, okay? I just feel it. Some instinctual bullshit. Like this is how it’s supposed to be. The lycans always pair that way and it just feels natural I guess. Feels right.”

You squeeze his hand back. “Okay. For you.” Karl presses a kiss to your head before answering softly. “For both of us.” You lean in and press a couple kisses to his throat. He laughs and you can feel the vibrations through his skin. “Come on, this is supposed to be sexy and fun, let’s get into it yeah?” He starts to grind up into you again but keeps from actually moving your body. You bite your lip at the sensation, just enough to keep you wanting more.

Karl lowers his grip and slaps at your ass. Large hands squeezing and spreading your cheeks. You let out a deep breath and try to focus. You can do this. Just bite him. Karl lets out a low growl and you shiver. He thrusts shallowly inside you. “Come on, don’t make me beg. Can’t you feel how fucking hard I am? Don’t you wanna be good for Daddy?” You nod and he slows down again. You start to kiss his throat, starting soft but getting progressively more mouthy. You can feel him twitch inside you and it sends sparks up your spine. “Actually that’s not a bad idea. Beg for me.”

Karl slows at that. “What did you say?” You grind your hips down onto him and speak right up next to his ear. “I said to Beg.” Karl’s nails prick your hips where they tighten around you. You can tell he’s losing control of his form again. He lets out a filthy groan and takes a few strained breaths. “Fuuuuck. You little shit. You know exactly what you are doing and it’s not a game you can win.” You laugh and drag your own nails down his back. “Oh yeah? I thought you liked it rough?” You nip sharply at his earlobe. He snarls and a large hand presses insistently at your head. He speaks through clenched teeth and you smirk to yourself. “Just. Do. It. Already.” You lick softly at his jugular. “Like this?” The whine that slips out betrays how needy he really is. “Why do you do this to me? Do you just like when I ruin things?” You start to suck hickeys to the thin skin. “That doesn’t sound like begging.” He stays silent and you decide to just wait him out. You continue sucking bruises all along his throat. The press of your teeth is there but never hard enough to break the skin. Karl stays mostly silent while thrusting up into you. This has unintentionally become a competition for who will outlast the others' patience. Good news for you, Karl was blessed with lots of large things. And his patience sure as shit wasn’t one of them.

You decide to help him out since he was being stubborn today. “Mmm baby are you sure you don’t wanna beg for it?” He grunts noncommittally and you continue. “I know you like it when I tease you like this. Makes you all desperate. If you’ll just ask me real pretty, I’ll give you what you want.” He growls and breaks his silence. “What game are you playing here? Why won’t you just get on with it?” You moan mostly for show and pull at his hair. “Because you were so worried about hearing me say it. It’s only fair. I wanna hear how badly you need this.” He mouths at your mark and you sigh. “Come on Daddy, please?” His willpower starts to crumble. “I want it, okay? I want you so bad.” You smile and rock your hips in tandem. “Yeah? How bad?” Karl groans. “Really bad, I need you. I wanna be yours.” You move back to his neck but don’t do anything further. He takes the hint and continues. “Fuck, I love you so damn much. I want it more than anything.” You lay your head on his shoulder. “Anything?” He sighs and rubs your back.

The heat of the moment has shifted. He holds you close just pressed inside you. This is raw and far more intimate than you thought he was capable of right now. “More than anything. More than I wanna leave this shithole village. More than I hate Mirander. More than I wanted marking you.” You turn to look up at him. “But I thought that was what you wanted this for?” He shakes his head. “That was my choice. This is something I couldn’t force you to do even if I wanted to. You have to choose me because it’s what You want.”

You let out a deep exhale. “Wow, that’s a lot.” He lets out a small laugh. “Yeah. Yeah it is. And it scares me.” You look at him confused. “Why would that scare you?” He squeezes his eyes shut and lets out a nervous breath. “Because I don’t know what I’d do if you didn’t.” You hug him tightly and press another kiss to his throat. “I’m all yours and you’re all mine, okay?”

Karl goes to reply and you take this opportunity while he’s distracted. You bite down as hard as you can. He was right, there is a moment where you feel a pop. You relax your jaw and bite down again. Karl gasps and you can feel his hands clench around your hips. His claws cut into you leaving a stinging pain. Neither one of you is actively moving, but tingling pleasure washes over your body. Sitting still you are bombarded by the greatest pleasure either of you have ever felt.

Time seems to slow to a crawl. Blood and saliva start to fill your mouth and you reflexively swallow. Distantly you can feel yourself spasm as you cum untouched. Karl’s knot swells inside you as he shoots loads of cum. Karl pants and brings one of his hands to your head. He presses you closer and you groan in satisfaction. It just feels right and you start to suckle at the wound. Your world has centered around the iron flavored fluid filling your mouth.

The more you drink the stronger you both react. It’s not immediate but you start to feel the warmth filling your chest. It’s strange but you just know it’s what Karl was talking about. You can feel the bond forming between you. It’s like peripheral vision but for your thoughts. It’s not sharp or distinct but you can almost see the colors of his emotions. He feels… Happy. Satisfied. Protective. Maybe even some residual fear.

You pull back and gasp for air. This is so crazy. Can you read his mind? Holy shit! Can he read yours? Does he feel it too? You prepare to speak but stop when you notice all the blood. Blood is smeared all down your face and chest. Karl’s has bits of red matted in his chest hair. It oozes steadily out of the bite mark on his throat.

Your eyes go wide and you lean away from him. His pupils are blown out and his face is flushed a deep pink. You grab his shoulders firmly while panicking more than normal. “Holy shit Karl you are like bleeding bleeding! What do I do? It’s everywhere!” Heisenberg is snapped out of his dreamy state but not in the way you expected. His mouth has fallen open softly and his eyes are wide. “Karl what the fuck are you doing?!” He cradles your face and turns it back and forth. You get annoyed and snap your fingers in front of his face.. “Hey, what the FUCK is so important??” He lets go of you and you cross your arms across your chest. He swallows and looks you in the eye. “Your eyes…they look like mine.”

You run your hands over your face and feel it for something, anything. Karl puts a hand out and an old hand mirror whizzes towards it. You could feel the sizzle of electricity when he did. Weird. He turns it towards you and you stare. You look wild. Crimson streaks down your chin and throat. Red between your teeth and your hair’s every which way. But what really stops you is the eyes. The irises have a marbled gold streak flowing through them. They glow faintly and it follows no matter what direction you look from.

You set the mirror down and look at Karl in surprise. “What is this?” Karl shakes his head. “I-I don’t know.” You look inside your mind and can see his emotions. Shock. Fear. Pleased. Hope? You open your eyes again as he continues. “Can you sense it too?” You nod your head. “Yeah, I can see you. Have you been able to do this the whole time?” He shakes his head no. “This..This is all new to me.” You start thinking and spiral into the worst case scenarios. You are zoning out but you remember why you stopped. “Karl wait holy shit this is like a lot of blood. Are you gonna be okay?” He runs a hand through his hair nervously. “Yeah I’ll be fine. Trust me I can’t die, even if I tried to.” That last part hangs in the air between you with untold weight. You can guess how he would know that. You also know that’s something he will tell you if and when he’s ready. You hug him tightly and let out a heavy sigh. “Well at least there’s that.”

He pets your hair softly and you just sit holding each other. After a while he lets you go. “You could always see if drinking more changes things.” You nod and kiss him again. “Okay. Yeah that makes sense I guess.” He tilts his head out of the way. You lean down and just drink in the smell. There’s the obvious metallic tang of blood and sweat, but underneath that there’s something else. Deep inhale. Musk. Like between his thighs and when you press your face to his hair. Another deep breath. Mmm no that’s not it, there’s something richer. Could it be sandalwood? And then there’s something green. You can almost taste it. Earthy and soaked in rain water. Moss.

You don’t know when you started to lick at the thickened blood but you stop when you hear him whimper. You can feel him squirming beneath you. More jerking inside your hole. He must still be riding out his knot. You continue lapping up the mess and close your eyes. He is feeling Overwhelmed. Out of control. Desperate. You smile against him, pleased with yourself. You finally got the brunt of the mess. You trace the rim of the wound with your tongue. Heisenberg whines high in his throat and bucks his hips. You do it again. Karl is panting and struggles to get the words out. “Hhm. Mm. E-Easy.” You ignore him and line your teeth up with the holes. He brings his hand up and tangles it in your hair. You don’t know why but something inside you says he needs this. You bite down hard as you can into the meat of his traps.

Electric. You feel a surge of raw power from your head down to your toes. Karl cries out and crushes you against him. His knot unbelievably swells larger, the biggest it’s ever been. There’s only about an inch of give so he grinds furiously up into you. You orgasm again and it’s both horribly and deliciously over stimulating. Just as your pleasure spikes your vision starts to tunnel. He holds your hips and continues to use your body like a toy. His claws cut into your ass again and you can feel the blood dripping down your thighs. He’s completely at his body's mercy. Fur prickles along his arms and shoulders, a broken moan on his lips. You push yourself back from him but you’re tied together for the next half an hour. Glowing golden eyes swim across your vision as you fall backwards. The last thing you hear is a deep guttural growl before losing consciousness.

AAAAAH I FINALLY FINISHED IT HOLY FUCK. I half wrote this bitch literally a year ago and had such a hard time actually making it a solid chapter. I would open it every couple months and add like a paragraph and give up. It is essential to the plot so I couldn’t just skip it. I love the idea of bonding changing both of you even though you are still human. Mostly. More on that in the next one! Love you guys ❤️ Cole

[marsinthecorner]

A headcannon of them after they're resurrected. Moreau is a grouchy, old timer sailor who is fed up with Karl's shit. Karl looks like he's on his way to the park to pick up single dads and twinks.🤣

[rengokuneedshugs]

hey hey! could I get a Heisenberg x gender neutral autistic reader, preferably one where they have an odd special interest

have a great day! :3

Thank you so much Anon!!! This is a lovely request and i'm honored you came to me!!!!! I'm not very good at writing for autism so hope i do okay and you enjoy!

Heisenberg X GN! Autistic! Reader

Karl tries not to bring up your autism very often just in case you're insecure

He doesn't think theres anything wrong with you

He just knows everyone has trouble with personal attributes and he wants to make sure he doesn't harm you in any way, shape or form

He loves that you have odd hobbies and interests

He always makes sure you have EVERYTHING for your hyperfixation

It's never a surprise when you come to him obsessing over a new interest

One time he brought up bracelet making

He was just curious if you'd done it before

The next day he realized you never slept and there were 5 bracelets made out of various colors and sizes

Number 6 was in your hands being made as this all hit him

Some of your interest tend to be on the weirder side but that doesn't bother him one bit

He has a closet of your unfinished works so they aren't laying around all willy nilly

Absolutely loves to have you help him in the workshop and with metals

Always has a first aid kit just in case you decide to do something dangerous

Which yes you have done random dangerous things without him knowing

He often visits The Duke to see if he has any new things for you to play around with and craft with

One time The Duke had a kumihimo disc

Karl made sure he got it for you since it looked crafty

You spent

DAYS

Making kumihimo

For no reason other than it was fun

Karl has entire rooms for your craft materials

You have so much

He likes to watch you do whatever hobby you have at the moment

It's mesmerizing

He's fallen asleep while watching you work it's relaxing

Welllllllll i think thats all for this one you guys know the drill requests are open thank you so so so much for all the support i wouldn't be writing as much as i do without all of you and your love that you've shared! I hope you have an amazing day or night drink water and sleep well when you do sleep!!!

[metalliceyepoker]

For the peeps who want gay contents. I suggest. Snarky power bottom Karl Heisenberg who likes his dildo bf.

"Did I tell you to slow down?"

"That's right...that dick belongs to me."

"The chance to pleasure your Lord. What great honor, hm?"

"That looks almost painful...tell you what, if you show me how much you appreciate these, *grabs own ass* I'll let you take that ring off."

"You want to put that cock to good use, huh. Earn it. Ah-ah. Use your mouth, darling."

"I could always use that motor-powered piston instead. Prove you're better than my machine."

"Last chance, either you really ram it in, or I'm flipping us over."

Hhhhhhhhhhh that son of a bitch. He's smexy in anyway possible hooooowwww

[kittypup12]

Incredibly stupid headcannon dump of things I think Heisenberg would be OBSESSED with in the modern world

• Bobble heads?? He'd have really tacky ones on his dashboard. Def one of those hula skirt ladies

• Those electric globe things. He'd try to make a gigantic one in your living room

• Thinks they're stupid at first but after getting his hands on one, an air fryer. Nothing is safe from his sick 'can you fry it?' fantasies

• Any theme park, fair, ect. I think his favorite would be the bumper cars and takes it way too seriously of course

• Legos ohmygodholyshit LEGOS. He would create his own little God forsaken builds and probably collect HUNDREDS of sets

• If he ever figures out how tf to use any type of console or PC, you know he'll get into minecraft. I'm stuck between him being a master builder and making some of the most elaborate shit you've ever seen, or can't do fuck all besides wanting to mine infinitely and kill everything lol

Home Depot is his safe space. Is there so often, they probably give him some little "customer of the year" reward or some shit

• Feel like he'd LOVE taking pictures tbh?? He obviously had a knack for... documenting this, so I think give him an old Polaroid and he'd have a BLAST taking pictures of everything. His phone is full of video and pictures. ((He is a total Pintrest girlie, but will deny it))

• He'd be embarrassed about it but loves playgrounds and parks. The closest thing he probably ever had to a playground is a tetnus ridden junkyard, so imagine going for a walk in the park together and coming across one. Maybe it's late, so you decide to hop on the swings together and talk until the street lamps come on 🥺

Okay, but here's modern shit that would just.. blow his mind and not always in a good way, lol

• Modern dogs. Saw this video that showed the difference between common dog breeds from 100 years ago and holy shit.. I love the idea of him seeing, like, a chihuahua or some kind of terrier for the first time and thinking, "What in the fresh hell is THAT???" Terrifying

• That being said, he would be *obsessed* with dogs with prosthetics or wheelchairs. "ITS A DOG ON WHEELS, WHAT'S NOT TO LOVE??"

• Feel like he'd LOVE taking pictures tbh?? He obviously had a knack for... documenting this, so I think give him an old Polaroid and he'd have a BLAST taking pictures of everything. His phone is full of video and pictures. ((He is a total Pintrest girlie, but will deny it))

• Fuckin LOVES zoos and aquariums. Unfortunately, it's probably been a century since he's last gone to one

• "Oh man I am so excited to go to the zoo! I haven't been since I was a kid. Boy, I sure do hope they have my favorite, the Tasmania Tiger. Sure am glad they're still alive. :)" 😬😬😬

• I think he'd be low key terrified of birds?? Obviously paranoid due to them being a source of surveillance in his life.. but the thought of him being afraid of seagulls or pigeons is very funny. Saw the movie 'The Birds'and has never been the same since. Don't get him started on barn owls

• Him finding the internet is worth an entire post of its own, but very first thought is just.. he would ABSOLUTELY need to be supervised for a whiiiiile lol. Man is already unstable enough as it is. Please do not let him find out how to make at home uranium on reddit or something. I'm talking about a thorough conversation on internet safety and AT LEAST parental locks for social media. Baby steps. He is going to be an absolute ipad baby

[dollita-fawn]

RESIDENT EVIL MASTERLIST

𝐏𝐨𝐫𝐧 𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬 [RE men] [RE ladies] [Donna Beneviento] [Leon]

!! some of these need to be re-written. plz bear with me !!

- CHRIS REDFIELD

❣︎ Playing Catch Up {part 1 }(sugar daddy chris x fem!) 18+

more coming soon

- JILL VALENTINE

❣︎ Ink Temptress (Tattoo Artist! Jill x Fem! Reader) 18+ [Part 2]

❣︎ breakfast in bed (fluff drabble)

more coming SOON

- NEMESIS

❣︎ Uncanny Reunion (Nemesis x Fem! Reader) 18+

no plans for more

- ALBERT WESKER

❣︎ Sweet Surrender (knifeplay with wesker x fem) 18+

❣︎ A Warm Welcome Home (Stepdad! Wesker x Fem!) 18+

❣︎ In a Time of Need (Post RE5 Wesker x Gn!) 18+

❣︎ Missed Deadlines (STARS Captain! Wesker x Fem rookie) 18+

❣︎ Partner in Crime (Boss! Wesker x Fem! Assistant) 18+

❣︎ Paternal Paradox (Husband Wesker x Fem!) 18+ [Part 2] sfw

❣︎ Nsfw Alphabet (headcannons// wesker x gn! Reader) 18+

more coming soon

- THE MERCHANT

❣︎ Another way to pay (Merchant x Fem!) 18+

more coming soon

- BELA DIMITRESCU

❣︎ Where The Sun Sets (vamp stuff w bela x fem!) 18+

more coming soon

- KARL HEISENBERG

❣︎ Make Me Bad (dbf! Heisenberg x Fem!) 18+

more coming soon

- DONNA BENEVIENTO

❣︎ Finding Beauty in the Dissonance (drabble) 18+

more coming soon!

- JACK KRAUSER

❣︎ “if I gotta sin to see her again then I’m gonna lie.” (dads boss, krauser) 18+

[ilywrites]

KARL HEISENBERG GENERAL HEADCANNONS

A/N - Finally got enough energy to actually finish something! I keep writing then disliking it and starting over again. I’ll eventually be posting more Heisenberg content along with Astarion or Gale. 👀 Enjoy!!

Warnings: None!

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- He cant sleep with a blanket on, like it literally would make him sweat to no end.

- You both would wake up to a pool of sweat if he did.

- Even if it’s cold outside, he stays warm. He’s like your own personal heater.

- So because of that he usually winds up being your blanket instead of using the actual one.

- Whether he is laying on you or you’re curled up in his arms. He is always whats keeping you warm.

- I also think he would like it whenever you sit in his lap.

- It makes him feel loved, plus he likes holding you.

- Speaking of which, he would totally carry you around the factory if you were too tired to walk.

- It’s time to go to bed? Say you’re too tired to go upstairs and boom he’s already carrying you.

- It’s no problem to him at all, i mean he carries a big ass hammer around he can carry you too.

- If you ever say something about being too heavy he’d reassure you that you aren’t.

- Though i don’t think he’d be amazing at reassuring, or words in general.

- He could show you he loves you through actions any day. But words? Probably not as much.

- He just doesn’t know how to, he barely knows how to love someone more or less tell them how much he does.

- If you really needed it though, he would try his hardest to tell you.

- I also believe he would bring little trinkets to you, maybe something he made or something he found lying around.

- He would brush it off as nothing but always stare and make sure you liked it.

- “If you don’t like it then too bad”

- This man would be the most stubborn person to deal with honestly.

- If you tried to tear him away from work to sleep or rest, he would either leave then go back after 5 minutes.

- Or he would just say no and ignore your persistence.

- All in all he is trying to be the best person he can be for you, he just needs time to do so.

[theirmajesty2139]

Because shadows of rose has me back up to my neck in my RE8 hyperfixation headcannon requests are back open. Until I get one I like I’m making ones just for me

So without further ado…

RE8 Lords with our system little - headcannons

(But also works for regressors or other sfw littles)

The duke

Let’s her use him as a cushion. Would hum a lullaby as she took a nap on his belly.

Would share his blanket with her on cold days

Enjoys showing her all the things he found while on his travels and making up stories about them

Would be such a safe, comforting presence and would know just how to keep her calm

Acts like a proud dad when she shows him her drawings and will keep them all

Makes sure she never went hungry.

Finds it adorable when she shoves a pillow up her shirt and pretends to be him

The maker and bringer of every toy.

Lady Dimitrescu

Is a lovely reader and would find her daughters favourite books from childhood and read to her for hours.

Would let her hat be stolen for dress up games and her lipstick for makeovers but only with supervision.

Worries little one isn’t warm enough and is always wrapping her in furs.

Gives the best shoulder rides because nobody can get higher than her.

Has always wanted to be a mother and Would start snuggling and spoiling her immediately

Will fight anyone who uses bad language around her favourite little one

Karl Heisenberg

The fun uncle who likes to play games and make her laugh

Can be very boisterous but knows when to stop. Definitely a tickler.

Lifts her up into the air on a dustbin lid

Swings her around before every hug.

Likes having a little helper in the workshop, showing her how to make metal shapes.

Knows how to juggle and will put on a clown act with silly faces when she’s sad

Doesn’t like having his beard pulled but will put up with it

The most agile lord and the only one who can/will run around playing chase.

Donna beneviento

The best at playing pretend games

Loves to sit on the floor and have a big dolls tea party. Will animate the dolls to do little shows.

Draws beautiful pictures and lets little one colour them in

Doesn’t mind she’s non verbal because they can play quiet games together

Would sing for her if a meltdown occurs and rock her.

Wouldn’t judge any stimming behaviours because she has her own.

Salvatore Moreau

Enjoys sensory play the others would deem too messy

Let’s her braid his bits of hair with a smile

Loves to watch the same Disney movies together over and over

Shows her cool bugs he found and lets her hold them

Will make towers out of random stuff from his house so she can knock them down

Always down for making a blanket fort

[grannanna]

Headcannons for the Lords in the DLC

Ok so after playing the dlc, and rewatching a playthrough I have some headcanons about the Lords post their deaths 

Obviously Miranda was right about the megamycete cataloguing everyone and their memories, hence ethan being in there and Miranda and Eveline and blah blah blah but as obvious from many peoples there was one major question 

WHERE ARE THE LORDS 

My thoughts/headcannons are that they are in fact in there, but had enough of Miranda’s BS 

Karl was already making that army, but Lady D was promised power and ended up dying, Donna was promised safety (i guess I think she was just nabbed into it like Karl) and she died with Angie in her own home, and Moreau still had mommy issues when he died 

So they all wake up in this place where Miranda is no longer technically in charge of them, they can do whatever they want, and be with those who they cared about within the megamycete? Why on EARTH would they continue working with her?!

So lady d gets to be with her daughters in her own copy of the castle (not the duke on cause i like the theory that he’s a copy of the OG duke and therefore the castle is a copy too for the duke by miranda) 

Bella donna and cassandra get to go outside for the first time ever 

They lay in the warm sun together and have victorian picnics together!

Donna gets to be with her family again and has angie and they get to be happy and Donna slowly redevelops her confidence 

And also i think you could appear however you want in the megamycete so like she could be confident in her own face again 

AND MOREAU 

Moreau would try to work with Miranda but I like the idea that she blows up at him 

I mean I don’t like her blowing up at fish baby but ya know 

Have to break it to him somehow 

I think he’d slowly come to realize after that that he doesn’t need her and he’s great on his own and now is in his old human form fishing peacefully with long dead fisherman friends 

Karl tho 

Karl would be a little upset at first? 

Like yeah MIranda’s dead 

But he’s not alive 

So even now that she’s dead he still might have to deal with her

But he can do one thing 

He gets to kill her over and over again until he gets bored of it 

And when he does? He’ll retreat to maybe some cabin he made in the mind of the megamycete, like a memory of his childhood homebefore the factory and just spend eternity tinkering there 

I also like the idea that Ethan has the copy of his home from the game like we see in the dlc and like eventually he became friends with the lords like “eh when you’re not trying to kill me it’s not so bad” 

Also i just like the idea of Karl and ethan sitting on the front porch like dad shooting the breeze with beer