#karl has some of my headcannons

[mechanikall]

inspired in a fic that i just recently read :3

[selfaware-bungou-stray-dogs]

Could you write a small platonic imagine bout the bsd cast finding out that the user is a teen pls! (Also I am a fan of your work)

Thank you. I am glad, you like my works. There, hope, you enjoy it.

Finding out, that user are a teen

Platonic! Self-Aware! BSD characters x GN! Teen! Reader

Warning: OOC, Platonic Soft Yandere. English is my second language.

All of them have heard your voice. All of them have felt your emotions towards them. They don't have name or age, but it doesn't matter. The most important thing for them is that you are a good person. And they adored you because of that.

But, still, they want to learn more about you. And, one day, they got some of their answers.

When the purple moon shines above Yokohama once again, it could mean two things. First, someone will get a new outfit. Second, someone new, a ghost from the past, will appear.

When purple moon faded, Kirako Haruno finally become truly self-aware.

BSD cast heard the voice of Their Guiding Light.

"Yea! I got Haruno! All ADA team is there!"

Kirako blinked and laugh quietly.

"[Y/N], you are so energetic."

Everyone was quiet. [Y/N]? Fukuzawa was the one, who broke the silence.

"[Y/N]? Is that...?"

Kirako nodded.

"Yes. It's their name. I have learned it during my... stasis, let's call it that."

Yosano spoked next.

"Have you learned something else?"

Kirako nodded again.

"Yes. About their interests. And some bits about their school life."

"School life?" Echoed Yosano. Kirako looked around. Everyone was looking at her.

"Yes. [Y/N] are still going to school. They are a teen."

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🐾 Congratulations, you are now adopted by everyone.

🐾 For someone, you will be a sibling. For others, you will be their child. Someone will be an uncle or aunt. For others, you will be a grandchild.

🐾 They already love you as their own flesh and blood.

🐾 What they will do, when they got into your world? It depends.

🐾 If you have a good, loving family, they won't take you away, but they will become good friends to you.

🐾 If your family are terrible, they will take you away from them.

🐾 Not without teaching them a lesson.

🐾 If you are an orphan, they would adopt you immediately.

🐾 They will try their best to make your life happy. They will do anything to ensure your future.

Some more headcannons:

🐾 Fukuzawa, Mori, Fitzgerald and Oda almost fight, when they were figuring out, who will be your adopted father.

🐾 Fyodor is waiting for the right moment to join the competition for an 'adopted father' title.

🐾 Fukichi is still confused. Should he be considered your father or your grandfather?

🐾 Poe and Ranpo will compete with each other in "Who is the best Big Brother" competition. Ranpo has candies, Poe has Karl.

🐾 Lovecraft will let you climb all over his monster form. Same with Goncharov and his stone golems.

🐾 Someone bullies you? Kenji, Kyouka, Elise, Q and Gogol will show them not to mess with you.

🐾 Yosano and Kouyou are the ones, who is responsible for your wardrobe.

🐾 One time, Mori took you on a shopping trip. Chuuya accompanied you two. And Mori has decided to visit all shops to buy you as many cute clothes as he can. And he didn't have a car at that moment. At the end, Chuuya had to carry exhausted you and few dozen bags.

🐾 Kunikida will help you with math. Even if you don't like math, his explanations are easy to understand.

🐾 All of them are protective. No one will hurt you on their watch. They love you and cherish you.

[gettinshiggywithit]

!Celebrating your birthday with the BSD boys!

(this is part 1)(pt2{tmrw})(pt3{Wednesday})

scenario:- its your birthday and you're celebrating with the bsd bois!

pairings:- dazai x gn!reader,kunikida x gn!reader, ranpo x gn!reader

Genre:- fluff

Type:- headcannons

↪️Dazai Osamu

I feel like dazai would open with “HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOURE NOW ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DYING A NATURAL DEATH”

*proceeds to throw around double suicide ideas*

But jokes aside,if you’re not that thrilled at the prospect of aging (and honestly valid) he’ll definitely hype you up.

Like this man CANNOT take a compliment to save his life

But DAM can he dish em out

Probably has a full day of fun activities planned

But if you’re more an introverted and indoor person hed organise a full fun day for just the two of you at his place,movies,presents,couple-y stuff;The Whole SheBang!

Thered definitely be some dangerous activities in there

But hey! Its dazai, he probably knows what hes doin rightt???(spoiler:he doesnt)

The day ends with fireworks (whether by like using actual ones or junichiros light snow ability,we may never know)

And he tells you that theres no one else he’d rather go out as beautifully as the fireworks with~

↪️Kunikida Doppo

Has a DETAILED schedule for your day

Ofc it consist of stuff that he KNOWS you’ll love

If you’re kinda down abt the fact you’re gettin older he’ll just tell you that it’s inevitable and that it is nothing to be worried about

If be sees that that didnt help,(buddy come on) he says that time seems to have frozen for you and that you look as beautiful as the day you met

(WAN tachihara voice:WHATS THIS???? A COMPLIMENT FROM KUNIKIDA??????)

Also when you guys cut a cake at the agency,he gives you a book-shaped package and asks you to open it in private

It was a book of poems, he’d been writing them since the day you first met.and lemme tell you,theyre sweeter and sappier than anyone would ever think him capable of writing

When you thank him for it he just kinda shrugs it off but you can CLEARLY see the blush creeping up his face and can hear the lil crack in his voice

Also uses doppo poet to make you a smol bouquet of your fave flowers

Could he have bought em from a shop? Yes. But did he wanna woo you? Also yes.

What can i say,he’s surprisingly romantic

(Ps:- DO NOTT LET DAZAI GET HIS HANDS ON THAT BOOK OF POEMS!!)

↪️Edogawa Ranpo

Showers you with snacks

Like

Literally AND figuratively

Also allows you to eat some of his(its your special day after all)

Gets you the most insightful and heartfelt gift but also something that you’ve wanted for a while

When you ask him how he knew youd wanted it,he launches into a huge explanation of how he used his special ability to analyse your body language and-yadayadayada

Please tell him ur impressed cos he loves hearin ur praises

Asks poe to write a birthday themed mystery and yall solve it together

(Ofc he doesnt out right asks,he just kinda dares poe that he cant write it...ranpo be ranpo-ing mann)

(But when poe finds out its for you he does it with even more determination than before!!{howww is that eveb possible???})

Karl also gives you a gift cos poe really likes you(you’re nice to him and say his stories are great) (future angst piece???)

Your day will end with a huge ass movie marathon

SOO MANY SNACKS

like u thought he gave u a lot in the beginning

But DAM boi is STOCKED

will feed you throughout the movie and cuddles you close

He just loves spendin this much time with you tbh🥺

please dont repost my work here as your own on any platform all rights belong to me except that of the characters used,their right belong to their respective owners.but these stories? mine.

feedback,likes,reblogs and comments are so very appreciated tbh :’)i hope you enjoyed and ill catch ya next time!

Comments & Reblogs w/ tags >>>>>>>>>>>likes please

Taglist open for anyone who wants!

[julibeeline]

hello there! i've never requested before on tumblr so im going to do this anonymously for now if thats ok :] im also not even sure if ur requests are open right now so ignore this if they arent lmao

but could i request some headcannons about how the crew boys + ranboo would react if the reader accidentally walked in on stream, and ow they would explain to the chat that like "heyy so this is my s/o' and stuff ^^

sorry if that doesnt make any sense i suck at explaining stuff :[

anyways have a wonderful day :

crew boys +ranboo accidentally revealing their relationship

a/n: thank you for the request :) I loved writing it! Im finally getting my motivation back, enjoy <33

[ranboo’s hcs has been slightly altered due to his boundaries!]

masterlist

DREAM

considering dream is faceless, you sometimes just walked around in the background while he streamed

but this one time, you didn't know that he was live

so you just casually walked in saying “hey baby do you want anything to eat right now?”

and he turns around wide eyed

when you take a look at his screen, you mouth a panicked “oh shit” to him

he quickly returns to his stream, making a sloppy excuse

“uh guys sorry that was my mom, she uh calls me baby sometimes”

and you just burst out laughing silently which causes him to laugh as well

“okay guys that was a lie it was my partner- wanna come say hi?” he waves you over

you walk over laughing “SHE CALLS ME BABY SOMETIMES?”

“SHUT UP I COULDN'T THINK OF ANYTHING”

it becomes a huge on going joke

SAPNAP

sapnap and george were streaming the irl meetup ylyl stream

and you being a good person decided to get them some water, making sure your face was off frame, only showing your hands

but of course sapnap accidently ruins your plan by plainly going “oh thanks babe”

george who was drinking his water just spits it out laughing

“george just lost a life- OH SHIT”

and you can just hear all kinds of noises from dream in the discord call

the chat goes absolutely crazy

so sapnap just goes “oh well” and brings you down so the chat can see you

you say hi to the stream; the chat loves you

george is just laughing his ass off the whole time repeating “you're such an idiot”

GEORGE

quackity had come over to the uk and was streaming with george upstairs

you realized you left something important in his room so you texted him asking him if he could bring it

but george was too busy playing a video game so quackity saw your texts

he picks up george’s phone, bringing it up to george’s face to get face id !

when he sees your texts, he quickly types a “sure i'll bring it -alex” and sends it to you

when george sees quackity texting someone on his phone he instantly freaks out

“HEY GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK WHO ARE YOU TEXTING? IS IT Y/N?”

and as soon as those words leave his mouth his jaw drops

the chat is screaming asking who you are, and he just blanks for a bit

quackity being a good friend, he goes “oh y/n’s a friend from my school who came to visit for us for a bit” 

however, it is later on revealed on george’s twitter that it was in fact not quackity’s friend from school, but george’s partner 🤭

KARL

you know that one stream where he fell asleep and woke up all embrrassed and cute?

so basically he left the door open so you saw him asleep on his chair, not knowing he was in someone’s stream

so you quietly walked over to him and whispered in his ear “karl, wanna go to bed now?”

“mhm..im streaming..” and you look over to the camera, giving a small wave

internally you were freaking out

you give karl a kiss on his forehead and leave the room

and oh my god it gets clipped everywhere

definetely going in a compliation somehwere

QUACKITY

hes doing a late night stream while youre sleeping in the same room

he told you he would be streaming before you fell asleep, but obviously you cant remember everything when youre half asleep

so you sit up on your bed and squint your eyes towards his bright monitor

“alex..? what’re you doing up..” you say not thinking of anything

“im streaming baby go back to sleep” he says calmly

at this point, he couldnt care less

he had just been waiting for a chance to show you off and he took this as the perfect moment

“yeah yeah chat im not single whatever” he says smiling and blushing, putting on a shy act

RANBOO

he’s doing a facecam stream playing a horror game

and they hear him screaming continuously so they go to check on him in case hes hurt or something

they open the door saying “woah you alright?” and he just stares at them

“uh yeah yeah im alright..i uh im streaming by the way”

“oh.” and he starts laughing

“hey! come over here” and they just kinda crouch down next to his chair so they’re in frame

he pats their head (more of a hits) and says “this is my partner chat be nice”

awkward jokes about pushing them over so they fall..haha

[lipglossanon]

what are random headcannons for sweet stepdad leon that come to ur head?

Howdy anon!

And okay, I’ll just write whatever pops in my head 🤭

Sweet stepdad:

Has some old fashioned southern gentleman tendencies like he grew up with a southern family even though he lived in the city lmao

And I hc that some of his family still live in the south and when he visits he picks up an accent 😝

He’s all yes’m and no’m

(Think Karl Urban in the Star Trek reboot movies 😌)

It makes you giggle and poke fun at him

Is a sucker for sweets, but prefers pastries, cakes, cookies—that kinda thing (but truly won’t turn down any sweets 😆)

Journey is always playing in his vehicle 😂

He loves coming up behind you and hugging you especially when you least expect it

Although he’s doing better still drinks heavily (and always hits on you when he does 🤭—flirting! After re reading I mean flirting not like literally hits you lmao)

Has a motorcycle in the garage and very very rarely takes it out

[silentcrowsilentravens]

It’s my birthday and I was wondering if you could do headcannons for who the Dimitrescu household and Donna help celebrate their SO’s birthday.

Happy (definitely late) birthday, Anon!

Donna Beneviento, Alcina Dimitrescu, Bela Dimitrescu, Cassandra Dimitrescu, and Daniela Dimitrescu helping celebrate their s/o's birthday.

(Gender neutral).

Warnings: n/a

Masterlists here!

Donna Beneviento

Donna, Angie, and the other dolls do a bit of decorating the night prior.

Donna wakes up early the day of to make her favorite thing for breakfast, which she then proceeds to bring you while you’re still in bed.

Angie sings you a birthday song (not the one you're thinking of) while bouncing up and down on the mattress with a few other dolls.

Well. Sing might not be the right word. It was more so just screeching.

You receive a couple of homemade gifts from your partner and her loud doll.

...You aren't entirely sure what Angie's is and have to discreetly ask Donna later.

Donna planned a couple of activities she knows you enjoy and a movie for the evening.

Alcina Dimitrescu

Alcina throws you a big extravagant party.

Alongside the usual questionable cuts of meat, the kitchen staff has prepared some of your favorite foods.

There's alcohol because of course there is. It's not a party at Castle Dimitrescu without some fancy ass alcohol.

Live music is playing. Alcina may even sing something for you if you'd like.

If you're friendly with any of the lords, they'll have received an invitation. Even Karl. Although it did pain Alcina greatly to have to send him one.

The same goes for anybody else in the village you're close with.

And because Alcina likes to spoil you, she definitely went ahead and got you some expensive gifts.

Bela Dimitrescu

Bela just... goes all out.

She plans for your birthday multiple weeks in advance.

She clears her schedule the best she can.

She puts careful thought into everything she plans for the day, which she decided on after subtly asking you questions.

Bela always gets up way before you do to attend to some morning duties, but she leaves you a lovely letter and neatly wrapped present to wake up to.

After you get through the things she's planned, you both cuddle and take a lil' nap.

Like her mother, Bela also throws a party for you. A much smaller scale one in the evening. Surprise!

Cassandra Dimitrescu

Cassandra... is a little shit.

She acts like she doesn't even know what day it is. Is she forgetting something? Hmm... No, she doesn't think so.

She does eventually stop fucking with you, though.

You're practically tackled while walking down a corridor. A pair of arms wrap around you from behind. "Happy birthday," a familiar voice whispers before you're given a quick kiss on the cheek.

The next thing you know, you're being picked up fireman style and spun around.

Cassandra simply asks you what you want to do for the day. Whatever it is, she's in.

At some point, she gives you your present by tossing it at you after yelling "Catch!"

Daniela Dimitrescu

There's a very high chance that Daniela is more excited about the day than you are.

She shakes you awake in the morning and loudly wishes you a happy birthday, dragging the end of her sentence out for an impressively long time. You feel very awake afterward.

Daniela has gotten you some flowers and a nice gift.

She put together a list of some of the things she knows you like to do. She figured that you guys could do some of them!

Also, she's attempted to make you a cake (or whatever you’d prefer)! Despite its questionable appearance, it's not bad for her first try at preparing it.

She did, of course, have a considerable amount of help from the nervous members of the kitchen staff, whom she kept giving puppy dog eyes and helpless looks until they took the hint.

If you don't stop her, she will go out of her way to announce to pretty much everyone you encounter what the special occasion is.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

CRUMB. cute or sad wintersberg headcanons go

i dont actually think about their relationship that much outside of when i get a drawing idea that i think is funny tbh but i come up with a few!

i like to imagine their relationship as karl being like “i love u ethan we r married” and ethan just being so tired with his life hes just like ok this is my life as lomg as im not actively being hunted im fine with anything

i think its funny haha

i draw/talk abt ships in a comedy kinda way haha but some serious stuff would be they team up or something and get stuck together through some scenario

karl would be very annoying and pushy and ethan would be very mad all the time LOL

a funny headcannon i have is karl making like the most outlandish unecessary machines whenever ethan has a minor inconvenience

like ethan is mildly annoyed the the sink handle is hard to twist when he does the dishes so karl makes a entirely new sink with touch screen mechanics and a mini bar and air conditioning

i cant think of anything really sad but i guess it would just be one of them dying, probbaly ethan since hes mold

i also like the concept of karl making him a heart! like his soldats! i have a few drawings of it and a mini comic too! hmm.. maybe i should start working on it again!

[grannanna]

Headcannons for the Lords in the DLC

Ok so after playing the dlc, and rewatching a playthrough I have some headcanons about the Lords post their deaths 

Obviously Miranda was right about the megamycete cataloguing everyone and their memories, hence ethan being in there and Miranda and Eveline and blah blah blah but as obvious from many peoples there was one major question 

WHERE ARE THE LORDS 

My thoughts/headcannons are that they are in fact in there, but had enough of Miranda’s BS 

Karl was already making that army, but Lady D was promised power and ended up dying, Donna was promised safety (i guess I think she was just nabbed into it like Karl) and she died with Angie in her own home, and Moreau still had mommy issues when he died 

So they all wake up in this place where Miranda is no longer technically in charge of them, they can do whatever they want, and be with those who they cared about within the megamycete? Why on EARTH would they continue working with her?!

So lady d gets to be with her daughters in her own copy of the castle (not the duke on cause i like the theory that he’s a copy of the OG duke and therefore the castle is a copy too for the duke by miranda) 

Bella donna and cassandra get to go outside for the first time ever 

They lay in the warm sun together and have victorian picnics together!

Donna gets to be with her family again and has angie and they get to be happy and Donna slowly redevelops her confidence 

And also i think you could appear however you want in the megamycete so like she could be confident in her own face again 

AND MOREAU 

Moreau would try to work with Miranda but I like the idea that she blows up at him 

I mean I don’t like her blowing up at fish baby but ya know 

Have to break it to him somehow 

I think he’d slowly come to realize after that that he doesn’t need her and he’s great on his own and now is in his old human form fishing peacefully with long dead fisherman friends 

Karl tho 

Karl would be a little upset at first? 

Like yeah MIranda’s dead 

But he’s not alive 

So even now that she’s dead he still might have to deal with her

But he can do one thing 

He gets to kill her over and over again until he gets bored of it 

And when he does? He’ll retreat to maybe some cabin he made in the mind of the megamycete, like a memory of his childhood homebefore the factory and just spend eternity tinkering there 

I also like the idea that Ethan has the copy of his home from the game like we see in the dlc and like eventually he became friends with the lords like “eh when you’re not trying to kill me it’s not so bad” 

Also i just like the idea of Karl and ethan sitting on the front porch like dad shooting the breeze with beer

[sanderchu]

can you do headcannons w the feral boys (seperately) and its like them meeting irl for the first time?? (friend to lovers)

First meet

Characters: feral boys

Note: Ilysm go show @ador3him some love for giving me request to help me get back on my feet :]

Reader: gender neutral

Type: Friends to lovers(crush)

Description: the feral boys (separately) are you close friend(s) and decided to meet irl style but when they do let’s just say that friendship changed to a little crush

Dream 💚

- when he first met you he thought he was dreaming tbh

- Such a simp to you

- Spoils you and offers to buy you things because “it’s your first time meeting”

- Hugging is common with him just randomly

- Complimenting you here and there

- Definitely wants to meet you more often

Quackity 🐤

- very shocked to see you in person

- Head over heels for you

- Stutters and says things wrong by accident

- Let’s you do most of the talking to admire your voice

- Offers to buy you little gifts since it’s the first meeting

- A bunch of pictures together

Sapnap 🐼

- very happy to meet you

- Hiding his little crush feeling pretty well until you hug him

- Melts at anything you do

- Definitely asks you to stay the night or hang out longer

- Will ask you little USLESS questions just to hear you talk

George 🦋

- pretty silent but also pretty active in your guys conversations

- Admiring you and not wanting to take his eyes of you

- Thinks your stunning in words that can’t explain

- Laughs and has a cheerful voice with you

- Pretty casual but always red but he says it’s the heat or some other excuse

Karl 🌀

- very cheerful with you

- Won’t hide the fact that he likes you he actually wants you to know

- Loves to wrap his arms around you somehow

- Buys you a little gift before hand

- Loves when you complements his nails and offers to do yours at his house to hang out with you longer

- Bumps his forehead with yours so it’s like a forehead kiss

[evilspiritsgoneloose]

HII YUMI!! HRU?

I have 2 ideas so im am going to make them sperate lol

Can I get headcannons for a reader in a hype house with the dsmp? What would that be like?

Anyways I hope you are doing well!! Ily and have a great rest of ur day

Till next time we talk 💞

I really love this Idea. I already feel the chaotic energy without thinking about it.

I'm gonna limit it to 11 Persons, because I feel most comfortable writing about them and also to not let it get as chaotic as it already is.

I had too much fun writing this head canon.

Anyway, I'm doing pretty good. I'm grinding on my Minecraft world :) I hope you're doing great as well.

This is a little short but I still hope you have fun reading it

Living together with the DSMP

Headcanon

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!Warning! Pure Chaos, Grammatical Errors (please just oversee them, if there are there)

Characters Mentioned Dream, Wilbur, Philza, Sapnap, Karl, Niki, George, Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo

Word Count 517

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Masterlist

This is to 100% a Mr. Beast Idea and you were one of the first contestant he asked.

Why wouldn't you say yes to such an offer?

On the first day everyone would show off with a camera in hand, Volg already on going.

You would live in like a big mansion where everyone would have their own room.

Despite having an own room, Privacy isn't going to be top priority.

On a sunny day. Tommy would crash into your room and drag you outside to have a pool party.

Phil turns on the grill and makes everyone some delicious goods.

He would also be the more mature part and watches over everyone so nothing gets smashed, or broken.

Tubbo trying to push Ranboo into the pool.

The Feral Crew just sitting in one corner with sunglasses on. Checking out the food Phil makes.

Every two weeks, Tommy would upload a very chaotic Volg on his Tom Simons Channel.

As chaotic as it is, help would be just around the corner.

Having trouble with cutting a video? Ask right away. No need to google.

Problems with Technology? No problem. Philza, Dream or George are glad to help out.

Also... Cooking Stream on George's Channel with Dream sitting in the off throwing in some sassy or flirty comments.

Karl and Sapnap are just messing around with George.

For sure, some ingredients gets thrown in someone's face.

Ranboo watching from far behind, being disturbed by the scene.

No need to worry about Food.

Either someone is brave enough to cook something, or the delivery man is already on his way.

Cake made by Niki.

One calmer stream would be with Niki

You two just sit in her room and talk about various topics. Let chat send in some videos for a good laughter.

At some point Wilbur interrupts you both and make the stream a little more chaotic but he soon gets dragged out by Phil.

Before I get to the next stream Idea... Hear me out.

Movie Nights once a week.

At first, everyone argues about what movie to watch, but in the end You and Phil craft a wheel of fortune with a bunch of movie headlines written on it.

Where ever the pin lands on, the move will get shown this night.

Dream orders everyone's favourite Meal.

All are squished on one large Couch, munching on their food and watching the movie.

Another totally chaotic stream would be a Jackbox stream.

The Rap battles also get performed in Real-life.

Imagine Sapnap and George insulting each other face to face, with water bottles as microphones.

Niki roasts everyone without thinking twice.

Just Tommy trying to cheat by looking at other phones while playing until he gets caught and sat on a lonely chair.

There would also be days when it's silent.

On such days, everyone sits at their Pc playing some games by themselves.

From time to time you could her a faint scream from either Tommy or George when taking off the headphones.

Of course, every room is soundproof, so others can sleep when a loud child is streaming.

All in all together, it would be a very chaotic experience, but everyone has got their back in case something goes wrong.

[wishitweresummer]

This is a concept I came up with earlier today and figured you'd find interest in it :)

Raspberries are Dream’s favorite, he would never admit it but he likes the lingering feeling you get after one and the nostalgia of it

Tickly kisses are Sapnap’s favorite, he likes the intimacy of it and affection mixed with the tickles

And Nibbles are George’s favorite, especially on his ears, he loves how quickly he can lose him mind when they're involved, mix those with regular tickles and he is on cloud nine

(Bonus thought, Punz is a big fan of back and scalp tickles. Both of which remind him of his mom so when his friends *cough" Foolish *cough* target his back or find out he has a tickly scalp, he just let's it happen, they're pretty bad spots but he loves them)

(You have no idea how happy receiving this made me 🥹 my first headcannon ask thing I see y’all do)

The jump from tickling with hands to tickling with a mouth is super exciting and I love it with the Dream Team, like they all fought so hard for so long to be together forever and we got to see them right away be like, super touchy. No boundaries I can see.

So, I headcannon that the first time one of them made that jump was so fast. (Definitely Dream to Sapnap with those loud tickly smooches)

Of course Dream with the raspberries, that goofball. He dishes them out like their nothing too, but he can’t handle them oof.

He really tries though! His friends always have just the hardest time trying to collect up his scrambling limbs after delivering the first one cuz he is a messss

And if you tease him?? Poor Dreamie. The way he always curls up after a few raspberries with those pink cheeks and dumb little grin?? Unmatched. Those tingles afterwards definitely do get him so bad. With a tummy as ticklish as his it feels like they last forever. He’ll tremble an hour later when he remembers them suddenly.

And Sap. The sappiest Sap, my baby. Getting closer to the Dteam (and the feral boys) has really taught him all this touchy stuff is pretty fun. Dream and Karl pretty much smothered him with cuddles against his will right away until he gave in. Now he can admit a little more he loves the closeness. Gahhhh the cutie

Dream lived with him the longest and knows more than anyone how to melt him. Maybe little kissies along his wrists? Or ears? A sneaky one on the tip of his nose to make him laugh and shove him away. Cuz once Sap catches the giggles it’s overrrr

His voice goes soft and his protests slur together. The giggling is endless. His cute little hiccupy giggles my heart. The kissies on the tummy can kick him back to life sometimes, but the poor thing is always so flustered when he comes back to reality.

Smacking Dream, you idiot… he’s all huffy and red and trying to hide his face, but it’s too cute and the boys wanna see!!! The love is overwhelming sometimes okay?

Gogyyy I always headcannon him to be a little rougher than the others. So yes I agreeeee oh my god. The nibbles for George. And nibbles are so versatile?? They can be all sweet and cute, giggle inducing on his ears and neck and shoulders, make him squirm, but he’s okay he’s not going to die.

~~maybe maybe his blush is making him feel like he’s dying but he’s okay I promise

And the playful nibbles? The others will shake him silly and nibble at his sides and ribs until he’s losing his mind. Probably best to keep those playful ones down away from his neck cuz that boy can shrieeeek. Throw some regular tickles in? And some teasing??

~~Whatever, Dream and Sapnap are used to his insane cackling by now anyway

(I’m just imagining Punz face first on the ground while Foolish pretends to be a monkey grooming his hair, and grabbing all soft around his back while Punz is just on the brink of madness. Plus, Foolish’s laugh?? Imagine being tickled and the person tickling and teasing you is making that noise?? I’d pass away.)

[corpsebridx]

It’s mines(?) and @lovserbrixd birthday and you know what that means!

Dsmp celebrating y/n birthday

Characters: Dream, George, Sapnap, Karl jacobs, Quackity, Wilbur Soot, Foolish, Punz, Eret, Nihachu,(!bonus) Justaminx, Tinakitten, Corpsehusband, Awesamdude

A/N: If anyone I put in here is uncomfortable with being in fic/headcannons pls let me know so I can remove them. And I know Justaminx is not in dsmp

Masterlist

Dream

Would go all out for it

I mean he has the money

And he will spend it on you

Buying your favorite cake, and the thing that you’ve been eyeing

Has George and Sapnap to help him

10/10

George

He forgets your birthday……..

Dream and Sapnap had to remind him

So he was rushing to get you cake(If you want cake)

Had the little ‘Happy birthday’ shit on the wall

The best birthday

9/10

Sapnap

The one that reminded George

I feel like he’ll buy something that you've been eyeing for awhile

No matter how expensive it is

If you want it, you can have it!

Personal I would look to have my birthday at the d-team house

8/10

Karl jacobs

It’s Karl, it’s going to be the best birthday

He would have Sapnap, Hannah, Sylveey, Tina, Foolish, Punz, etc etc etc

OH OH OH, Quackity would be there too, and feel like you two are on a sugar rush

Karl would join. So three people jumping around

You guys are huggin and shit

10/10

Quackity

Would stream your birthday(?)

If you were a streamer

Push your face in the cake(Like philza did)

Tina was shocked and worried

You would wake up with confetti in your hair

♾/10

Wilbur soot

If you want your friends there, then your friends are going to be there

I feel like Lovejoy band would be there

Like a secret concert(shhhhhhhhh 🤫)

You get to know the song that no one knows, lucky wtf

Ash posted a photo of you and Joe(or mark) with cake on your face

12/10

Foolish

I think he would go out for it

Maybe you guys bake a cake(yes you two making a cake)

Friends there: Tinakitten, Sylveey, Karl, Sapnap, Punz, etc etc etc etc etc

(I don’t know wtf I was thinking of the haircut/birthday stream)

I'm still mad

♾/10(I love foolish)

Punz

Would forget it

Would send you a ‘Happy birthday’ text the moment he remember

(Im really doing Punz like that)

You would have a bee theme cake, with a candle on it with him singing happy birthday to you

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

7/10

Eret

God the queen throwing you a party

Your lucky wtf

You would either have a big birthday party or a small one

It depends on which one you want 

(Doesn’t anyone else just run out of ideas while writing??)

♾/10

Nihachu

Like Justaminx and Corpsehusband's Small birthday

Your friends(or siblings) would be there, and cake, and decorations

If you were comfortable with being on camera

Baking stream

Chat going wild

20/10 It’s Niki the queen

(!bonus)

Justaminx

Would be a simple birthday

Not that fancy

Like birthday cake, decorations, and some of your friends

And that’s

Like Puffy and Nihachu would be there

8/10

Tinakitten

First time writing for tina im nervous

I feel like she would get foolish and Sylveey in on it

Keeps you out of the house/keeping you in the house(if you want your birthday at home)

It was like Quackity's birthday, minus the mariachi band

(But you weren’t getting your face smashed in cake)

10/10 best birthday

Corpsehusband

He has close friends there

Like a small birthday

Not really a big idea(It was a big big big idea to him)

Like minx has a simple birthday

Try to get someone to keep you out of the house

10/10(I'm a simp for him)

Awesamdude

I feel like you guys would make a cake(like homemade)

it would turn out good..........

(currently listing to melanie martienz I love this) At the end you guys would end up with cake on your face

(You guys look really cute)

Also there would be flour on your face aswell

9/10

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Corpsebridx works-pls don't repost, copy, or claim as your own

[someone1348]

Your little space and caregiver headcannons are adorable! Could you do little sapnap headcannons please?

Absolutely my friend! Thank you for the ask! Im so sorry this is coming out so late! My schedule has been Jam packed but here we goo!! @elliot-tword

Little!Sapnap! :]

-Sapnap here in little space is just full of giggles!

-Almost every sentence contains some form of giggles

-He is pretty active as a little too so he's always looking to play with someone, wether it's sword fighting, playing pretend, hide and seek, tag, running around! He is always doing something!

-He ranges from the ages of 4-6 normally when he slips into little space

-He doesn't really have a specific caregiver, it's really whoever is around and is willing to take care of him but personally I think he should get one

-most of the time its dream (when dreams not also in little space) but if anyone where to be a caregiver for him permanently it would be his s/o

-Little Dream and Little Sapnap LOVE to have playdates with each other, it's so chaotic! Honestly good luck, you look away for one second and Sapnap is stuck in a tree!

-They're best friends! When they are together choas and them are a package deal

-Little Sapnap loves nap time! Especially with Little Dream! It's so cozy, he likes relaxing too and getting some well deserved rest after a fun day

-With that as well he LOVES the park!

-Whenever Big Q is taking care of him he will always beg Quackity to take him to the park!

-He's always showing off to try and impress the people he cares about the most so at the park He'll get Quackity and Karl to watch him be awesome at the monkey bars and other stuff like that!

-If he gets a boo boo he'll try to be a big boy about it but he will silently cry a bit until there's a band-aid on it

-He's very picky about his band aids too! He likes fun things so fun colors and themed bandages are the way to go!

-He doesn't like the cleaning process of a boo boo but Karl will always be right there to hold his hand and distract him while Quackity gets it on

-There's a first aid Kit with Sapnaps name and stickers on it that they bring everywhere just for him! It's adorable

-He likes the nicknames "Baby boy" "Sappy" "Giggles" and "Cool dude!" Alot he's just happy to be acknowledged

-Little Sapnaps love languages are Quality time and Words of affirmation

-There is really no specific thing that makes sapnap slip into the little headspace it just happens! He's not complaining though! No one is, little sapnap is adorable!

-Always wants to help out no matter what it is! Some tasks are too big for his little state though so the boys will always give him smaller things to do to help him feel included!

-Stickers are his favorite things ever!

-His favorite colors are red and orange!

-He has a small stuffed giraffe that he can't sleep without, it's name is George the giraffe (and yes George did buy it for him!)

-His favorite food I'd Dino nuggets and Mac and cheese!

-Going back to the giggle thing I mentioned earlier! Giggly sapnap plus his Playful personality equals a whole lot of wrecking!

-His favorite lers to mess with in order to get tickles are Quackity, Dream and Punz!

-As far as punishments go Karl is normally the one to use tickles as a way for sapnap to "learn his lesson" he never does but Karl just can't bring himself to do anything else!

-Quackity is the opposite, although he would never enforce anything bad on his kiddo! He will give him time out, but if what he did was really bad he will take away his Pokémon cards for the day and have a serious talk with him about what he did, why it was wrong and why he shouldn't do it again

-Contrary to popular belief Quackity is a very responsible Caregiver

-He is an unapologetic tatle tail sometimes though! Only when ABSOLUTELY necessary or when he's trying to get tickled

-He where's his heart on his sleeve so you will be able to tell whatever he is feeling immediately

-He's so sweet!!! I can't!

-If he ever does cry though, Just hold him until he's done and give him loves of love and attention because sometimes the poor thing just needs to release

-In a way Sapnap gets even more ticklish when he's in little space so be prepared for even more giggles!

-"Nohoho! Ihihihit Tihihihickless!!"

-He isn't too ticklish on his stomach but when he's in little space that spot is a gold mine!

-He will gently kick but wiggle a lot!

-so so cute!

-his neck is his melt spot!

-He loves onzies in the winter time! And hot coco!

-bubbles are a must have in everyday life!

-He's just so precious! Protect and Stan little Sapnap!

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I hope you enjoyed! Precious Little Sapnap!

My headcannons for this and my lee/ler headcannons are always open so feel free to send anyone you want in my ask box and I will get to it asap!

^^ this is a message for everyone! :]

But I hope you enjoyed! Thank you again so much for the ask @elliot-tword I loved writing this!

-K :]

[freyanistics]

Hello I was wondering if you have the time and energy would it be okay to ask about your oc? Maybe your fave headcannons on them?

Are you kidding me? This is what I’ve been waiting for! Finally I can ramble about my oc!

HCS of Natasha

She was born and raised on a farm in Delaware. So she’s a bit of a country girl

Been in the life of thievery at the age of 12 starting with small stuff like candy and toys. It slowly turned into stealing cash and valuables

Her mother is African American while her father was Jamaican American. And she does have the accent but it’s not as thick. It only really comes out when she’s angry

She loves animals, especially dogs and cats. Growing up she had a Great Pyrenees named Martha that she adored

She didn’t start showing signs of vitiligo until she was between 8-9 years

She likes stealing Alcina’s hat. Kinda a running joke between me and a friend that she snatches the hat from her

She likes running through the woods with the girls but not at night time, she’s seen some wild shit

Out of all the lords minus Alcina she hangs with Donna and Karl the most. She does hang out with Morea too, they like watching Disney movies with cheese popcorn

She’s short as hell. She only stands at 5’1 making her a literal dwarf to Lady D and her daughters

She has a younger brother named Matthew that is a private investigator

She’s a bit of a goofball and loves to come up with ideas to get under her wife’s skin

She also bakes/eats edibles. And one time the daughters found a batch of her pot brownies mistaking them as regular ones and were high as a damn kite. Literally

[elongang]

Okay hello I think it’s about time to create an introductory post so yeah

Hello I’m Karl! :]

I am an editor and an artist

I am Trans (FTM) and I’m bisexual —> my pronouns are he/they

I am half English and half Polish

I am a pretty big introvert and can be fairly shy —> my MBTI type is INTP :]

Some of the fandoms I am in are:

- Wild kratts / the kratt brothers

- What we do in the shadows (2019)

- Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss

- South Park

- Heathers

- The elon gang (mjcmatthew)

- AsapSCIENCE

- The Big Bang Theory

(And a few others)

I have been watching WK for yearss, some of my favourite WK characters and episode’s include:

- Chris Kratt

- Zach Varmitech

- Donita Donata

- “Tazzy Chris”

- “Whale Of A Squid”

- “The Gecko Effect”

- “City Hoppers”

- “Let The Rhinos Roll”

- “Falcon City”

- “Hammerheads”

- “Flight Of The Draco”

- “Back In Creature Time” (Parts 1&2)

- “Clever the Raven”

(and many more)

I don’t really have many personal AUs tbh

- The main one I guess is Zach’s face scar, he was given it when he was in his teenage years (around 16/17); he was trying to create his first zachbot (like the main ones in the show) but it went pretty wrong, leading to him having a big cut on his face. (I’m not the best at AUs but yeah 👍)

- Another AU (which isn’t mine but I love the idea of - credits to whoever made this) is like the “evil twins of the kratt brothers”. We see Toodles as a zachbot in “Let The Rhinos Roll” and I love the idea of Toodles being this human-robot hybrid type of thing and I have no clue what Martin’s evil robot-human thingy would be called but yes :]

- No clue if anyone else thinks this but i have a headcannon that Chris really misses being friends with Zach - they were inseparable besties as young kids but zach grew more distant as he wanted to work on his inventions. they both had a huge fight when they were about 10 ish maybe about zach using animals in his inventions and decided they wouldn’t speak or be friends. Chris doesn’t think he can forgive zach for what he has done but at the same time he just wants his old best friend back

There is probably a lot more I could add here but I don’t want to make this a huge ass essay so yeah :]

Here’s a link to my socials if you wanna check them out :D https://linktr.ee/elongang

[simptears]

roleplay partner ad ; v ; (please read forewarning)

!FOREWARNING!

PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE CONTINUING TO READ THE REST SO NEITHER OF US WASTE OUR TIME 

I want to be completely transparent. So I am a recently graduated college student and am actively working on finding a job in the terrifying place known as life because this person has student loans to pay off. This means I won’t always be available and my replies won’t be consistent timings and I know that can be a deal breaker for many. Not to mention I’m also really forgetful and I often get side tracked very easily and I struggle immensely when it comes to punctuation and grammar (mainly the your, you’re and you are part). What I’m getting at here is basically to please be patient with me if you’re interested in roleplaying with me and if you still are interested after hearing all this feel free to continue reading c:

!FOREWARNING END!

If your one of the people still interested then hello :D I go by V and my pronouns are she/they 

✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽ i am in my mid 20′s and live in the pst timezone. I write semi-literate or literate as well as historical but I more copy whatever it is you give me to reply too. I write in third person and ask if you are interested in roleplaying with me please be 18+. If you give me 3 sentences expect 3 sentences back. 

✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽ i mainly do m/f and m/m as well as polyamorous pairings. I have about 10-12 years of roleplaying experience and I have roleplay experience in some of these fandoms but am open to others; please don’t be afraid to ask if I’ve ever seen a show or anime: 

Hadestown/Lore Olympus (Hades)

Overwatch (Cole Cassidy)

Hamilton (Jefferson/Laurens/Lafayette)

Dream SMP (Sapnap/Dream/Philza/Wilbur/Ranboo/Karl)

Hermitcraft (GoodTimesWithScar/MumboJumbo)

Haikyuu (Kuroo Tetsurouu)

Bleach (Ukitake)

Glee (Blaine)

Uta no Prince Sama (Cecil)

I also am open to not only creating a new OC all together but I also have a handful of different OC’s both male and female. I am open to whatever (top/bottom/switch) when it comes to roleplaying m/m or polyamorous pairings.

✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽ Please give me the same energy I give. What I mean by that is that I don’t want to be the only person happy with the plot or plot progression or the only person actively headcanoning about our characters together. If you get bored of the plot let me know and we can change it or work something out so it’s fun for the both of us. Once I get attached I genuinely get attached and my thing is I consider everyone a friend unless proven otherwise. 

✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽  Like I mentioned earlier I get really side tracked with either just continuing forward with plots or headcannons and sometimes will come with a whole other plot in the middle of another roleplay. If I do get extremely sidetracked please don’t hesitate to nudge me back to what we were doing because I do know I can get off topic fairly easily. Please don’t be passive aggressive about it.

✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽ Plots/Roleplays I Enjoy / Are Open To ✧ ཾ༵༵࿑☽

Enemies to Lovers

Rival Mafia Bosses or just Rival Gangs

Superhero and Villain who out of disguise are crushing on each other and don’t know each other’s secret identity

Anything Supernatural (Gods/Demons/Angels/Elven/Whatever)

Dark Themes

I’m a major sucker for angst like I am the drama and then I’ll make myself upset with the drama I created

Please let me know in the beginning if you are interested in doing ANY type of smut rp

If you’re interested send me a dm on here with your discord or whatever way of messaging you’re comfortable with.