#Keith kogayne

[princess-of-the-corner]

And yet again, MORE Random Fanfic Quotes!

whatashayme: anyone: [brings up greek mythology]

whatashayme: keith: I AM AWAKE

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lanceylance: because it’s funny!!!! because the turntables!!

princesssparklepants: well make like the clocks and turn them back!!!!

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carrierpidgeon: at long last, the evil is defeated

kkogane: the evil is never defeated, just asleep

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kkogane: and history. today’s bullshit is that pericles is a little bitch and socrates got what was coming for him

carrierpidgeon: elaborate

kkogane: motherfucker died because he thought “i can’t help that i’m wiser than all of u and u just wish u were me” would hold up in court

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kissthehunk: to the government agent monitoring our group chat for all intents and purposes everything in here is a joke please i am begging

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princesssparklepants: last night made me feel an emotion with the same energy as euphoria but like. halfway across the spectrum

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theromellanempire: she is OUT of my LEAGUE

theromellanempire: WE’RE IN TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SPORTS

kkogane: and who said she’s not a superfan of your sport?

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kkogane: romelle and i are like soulmates but instead of romantic soulmates we are mortal enemies

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carrierpidgeon: no, precalc killed me, i’m texting from beyond the grave

shayfromstatefarm: you can’t make death jokes about math, it’s only first period

carrierpidgeon: my patience for this class, much like this limit, does not exist

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carrierpidgeon: but it’s not a party

mattata: just go with it

allurable: so do we need supplies??? i’ve got room in my car for four other people to go party shopping with me

carrierpidgeon: IT’S NOT A PARTY??

hunkerdunker: it’ll just be like…a squad hangout session

shayfromstatefarm: a friendly gathering

takashmeoutside: a casual meeting of acquaintances

mattata: but decidedly /not/ a party

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lanceylance: i’m a bisexual put on ur fuckin bifocals pidgey

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carrierpidgeon: my virgin eyes have seen the darkest reaches of the internet, my asexual ass just doesn’t want any of your bisexual bodaciousness

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hunkerdunker: fucking criminy you know what can we drop this subject

shayfromstatefarm: can i drop every class i have then

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lanceylance: why did i tell him

shayfromstatefarm: because you were exercising a healthy relationship by openly communicating about any situation that may cause problems, instead of bottling everything up for the sake of appearing strong to your partner and not hurting them

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lanceylance: :)))))) hunk, the light of all of our lives, chef extraordinaire, a gordon ramsay among paula deens

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kogayne: YOU’RE NOT MY REAL DAD

takashmeoutside: AT THE RATE YOU’RE GIVING ME GRAY HAIRS I MAY AS WELL BE

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mattata: it’s called a JOKE gremlin

carrierpidgeon: so that thing mom made when she gave birth to you

mattata: yeah, it was such a good joke that she wanted an encore, so she made you

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kogayne: sincerely, from the bottom of my cold little heart, fuck you

lanceylance: why did you text me, your room is across the hall

kogayne: I DIDN’T THINK YOU’D GET THIS UNTIL MORNING IT’S 3 AM WHY ARE YOU AWAKE

lanceylance: i dunno if you noticed but i’m CONGESTED I CAN’T FRICK-FRACKIN BREATHE

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takashmeoutside: keith and i are sickypants2

kogayne: no, only i get that nickname, be gone, germyjeans

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shayfromstatefarm: everything is due all at once happiness doesn’t exist hell is empty and all the devils have teaching degrees

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carrierpidgeon: and this one girl is like “yeah so we learned about icarus the other day and my sister started yelling about the broken physics behind it” and the other girl is like “well what does she expect it’s a mYTH” and like they kept going back and forth but instantly sherrie and i are like PHYSICS??? SCIENCE??? ENLIGHTEN US ON WHAT SISTER DEAR HAD TO SAY

(…)

carrierpidgeon: so emily’s telling us about sarah

carrierpidgeon: and how sarah went and actually researched the physics behind the myth and essentially, the entire myth is fuckin broken

allurable: INTELLECTUALS

carrierpidgeon: k so y’all know about daedalus, right

carrierpidgeon: created the labyrinth, he and his son icarus got punished, and now they’re breaking free

(…)

carrierpidgeon: so basically they made wings out of feathers and wax and were gonna fly across the ocean

carrierpidgeon: icarus had simple instructions: go the middle route. literally, just stay in ur fuckin lane

carrierpidgeon: don’t fly too close to the sun, or else the wax will melt

lanceylance: fuckin apollo

carrierpidgeon: and don’t fly too close to the ocean, bc your wings will get wet and you can’t fly, which, sure, that bit of physics makes sense

carrierpidgeon: but apparently em told this story to sarah

carrierpidgeon: and sarah was like “wait…wait did they say the higher u get…the hotter it gets?”

hunkerdunker: ah

shayfromstatefarm: AH

kogayne: BECAUSE THE UPPER ATMOSPHERE IS COLDER AND THE AIR IS THINNER

carrierpidgeon: YES

carrierpidgeon: so sarah looked into this and, first of all, apparently some university kids have actually written a paper on this, so

lanceylance: fuckin millennials

hunkerdunker: i love nerds

carrierpidgeon: second, the other issue that sarah had was that

carrierpidgeon: “wax and feathers are both lighter than water…they float…if he had fucking WINGS shouldn’t he have floated and not drowned”

carrierpidgeon: which should hold true, as long as he didn’t land face down

carrierpidgeon: BUT THEN she was like “mmm but how did he fall in the first place”

carrierpidgeon: her conclusion was that the only way for icarus to have fallen and drowned was for him to have passed out from being up too high

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kogayne: YOU DIDN’T FINISH EITHER HUNK WE’RE ALL IN THIS BOAT TOGETHER AND INSTEAD OF BLOWING NEW HOLES LET’S PATCH THE ONES WE ALREADY HAVE

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shayfromstatefarm: CALCULATE MY FINAL VELOCITY IF I JUMP OFF OF THE SCHOOL ROOF FROM REST

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lanceylance: i came into this world screaming and i will be buried the same way

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carrierpidgeon: commentary from the sound booth:

carrierpidgeon: “we need to turn her mic down unless we wanna go deaf”

carrierpidgeon: “his mic is all the way up and we still can’t hear him so who volunteers to read his lines while he lip-syncs”

carrierpidgeon: “this is the most hideous lighting we’ve had since….midsummer” “midsummer was our last show” “did i fucking stutter”

carrierpidgeon: “can we just let the seniors do the whole show”

carrierpidgeon: “the next time flotsam misses her cue i’m going to run on that stage and be flotsam myself”

carrierpidgeon: “does grimsby…actually…even know his lines” “that’s…u can’t be serious oF COURSE HE DOESN’T”

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lanceylance: U MISS UR CALLBACK OR U MISS UR CUE UR DIRECTOR SHOULD BE FIRING U

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takashmeoutside: no u know what we’re gonna go nonchalant white dad on this 

(Said in response to finding younger sibling made a hole in the wall)

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takashmeoutside: excuse me i was a Perfect Gentleman

kogayne: “was” damn right what happened

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kogayne: how do i put this in a way u musical fuckers will appreciate

takashmeoutside: oh no

kogayne: ~on the first day of pride month some asshole gave to me, a harsh reminder of reality~

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Tinydick: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU LITTLE GREMLIN

Tinydick: I’LL DROP KICK YOU SO HARD YOU’LL GO FLYING INTO THE ORBIT OF FUCKING JUPITER

Tinydick: DOES EUROPA HAVE LIFE UNDER ITS SURFACE

Tinydick: WELL PIDGE IS ABOUT TO FIND OUT

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Lancei still cant believe i saw his mullet in personit stared me dead in the eyethat mullet came into my house and threatened the lives of my children

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Princess: so I judo flipped him 

RazzleDazzle: you should’ve seen it

Hunky: he bounced like a rock skipping on water

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A beautiful compilation.

[ao3-feed-shadam]

Study Buddies

by seph_bites

Pidge forces Keith into a group chat with all of her friends and Keith finds his senior year a lot crazier than he expected it to be. He doesn't expect eating shitty cookies or watching Twilight or having someone cry in his arms or meeting families or the best Christmas of his life or getting a dog or falling in love. But what can you do? ----- Keith KoGAYne: 1) Respectuflly, I am not your baby 2) Don’t say that again unless you want me to cry

Pidge: 1) u are when ur sad. my sad little baby man. my sad little keith 2) i was just speaking facts

Loser: lollllll ur sad little keith Loser: i see it tho

Matt: he’s MY baby actually

Allura: Sorry, I’m actually claiming Keith as my baby.

Keith KoGAYne: What the fuck is happening

Loser: guys stop fighting over him omg Loser: like stop being weird and possessive Loser: anyway, he’s obviously mine because he was sleeping in MY car and he’s meeting MY family ----- “Keith, I don’t have to look at you to know you have a smug ass look on your face.”

“You can’t prove it.”

“You are one evil man, Kogane.”

“You love it, McClain.”

Words: 2908, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M, F/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Pidge | Katie Holt, Hunk (Voltron), Allura (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Lance's Family (Voltron), Lance's Mother (Voltron), Lance's Father (Voltron), Lance's Siblings (Voltron), Nadia | Lance's Niece (Voltron), Slyvio | Lance's Nephew (Voltron), Matt Holt

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron), Adam/Shiro (Voltron), Hunk/Shay (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff, sometimes, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Light Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Family Feels, Team as Family, Family Dynamics, Team Bonding, Alternate Universe - High School, Chatting & Messaging, Oblivious Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron) is a Mess, Keith (Voltron) is Bad at Feelings, Pining, Mutual Pining, Pining Keith (Voltron), Smitten Keith (Voltron), Smitten Lance (Voltron), Idiots in Love, Falling In Love, Getting Together, Crushes, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Female Pronouns for Pidge | Katie Holt, Soft Keith (Voltron), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Autistic Keith (Voltron)

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/46999882

[cathwritestragediesnotsins]

No one:

Shiro, for the billionth time: Lance, Keith, no purpling.

[fuckthisshitimin]

Keith: Guys, I'm gay.

Pidge: I don't know what kind of closet you think you're coming out of, but the door was see-through.

[x-soapbox-x]

Now that mullets are trendy in alt spaces again, i just want to say: i think voltron fan artists really missed out on Committing to the Bit. Keith doesnt just have long hair, he has a mullet!! So much in fact, that it spawns a nickname. Where is the True Mullet Keith fan art. Im gonna make it myself.

[mechanicalprincette]

[klance-is-lifer]

WIP

OKAY! THIS HAS A LOT OF NOTES, AND I AM FINALLY CONTINUING AFTER LIKE A YEAR. IT WAS ORIGINALLY ON MY MOMS LAPTOP, BUT SHE DELETED IT WHEN I GOT MY OWN, AND THEN I FORGOT ABOUT IT. 

I am now continuing but.. I have no idea what I was drawing on Keith's neck, so that will probably be removed. I don’t know,

It will be featured on my Etsy! www.etsy.com/shop/DigiartPachi

[gesu-ko]

He Protecc the Boy.

[klonce666]

us if we ever found out keith was gay:

[regretful-of-nothing-blog]

lance: you believe in stars? FOOL. those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe

keith: 

keith: we are literally in space what the fu-

[a-maiz-ing]

This is single handedly the dumbest shit I’ve drawn in my life

But drunk klance

[ap-kinda-lit]

Pidge, to Keith: You fell out of the gay tree, hitting every gay branch, and you landed on a gay guy and you did him.

[artless-waffle]

Lance: Here you go Keith, a nice hot cup of coffee.

Keith: it’s cold.

Lance: a nice cup of coffee.

Keith: it’s horrible!

Lance: a cup of coffee.

Keith: I’m not even sure if this is coffee.

Lance: cup.

[sunflowervellichor]

Lance: Is it gay if I think Keith is hot?

Allura: I’m not an expert but that sounds pretty gay.

Shiro: I’m an expert. That’s gay.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Shiro: Why are you so gay?

Keith: I DON'T KNOW MAN!!!

[klance-is-lifer]

Sneak peek

Oh look, a sneak peek of how my WIP is going~