#Kuko x reader

[nian-7]

Bad Ass Temple x gn!reader

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✧fluff, idrk i just kinda had the motivation to write their ideal types and then realized i had an emoji prompt about it so here we are

💝 - what is their ideal type in a person?

-Someone shorter than him. There really is no reason other than he has the need to protect his lover and he wants to keep them safe. Having someone shorter than him also gives him someone to playfully tease on a whim.

-Someone who is loyal. This is a given for many people but for him, he wants someone who is going to be as loyal as he would be. Someone who has a track record for being unfaithful is not someone he wants to be in a relationship with.

-Someone who he can tease. Although tying into the first point, Kuko wants someone who he can tease. It doesn't matter if you get flustered when he teases you or if you shoot back with a teasing statement of your own, he just wants to have that playfulness evident in your relationship.

-Someone who is honest. He can deal with you hiding feelings from him or the occasional secret but in the end, he wants you to be honest with him about things. Honesty is something he values a lot in any kind of relationship, romantic or not. He values you and your feelings more than he'll let on and wants you to speak up about them.

-Someone who can forgive. Not to say that you have to forgive him easily, but he wants someone who won't hold a grudge when he gets you both into some stupid bullshit...

💝 - what is their ideal type in a person?

-Someone who enjoys vkei. The aesthetic or music. Obviously, with Jyushi, this is a given. He wants you to be able to come to his concerts and see you in the crowd. It gets him so giddy whenever he sees you there supporting him.

-Someone who supports him through it all. He's been through a lot in his life and he's a sensitive guy. He doesn't want to sound selfish when he says that his ideal type in a person is someone who supports him through anything because worry not, he'll support you just as much.

-Someone who is sensitive. Not to say you have to be someone who cries a lot or anything of that nature but he wants a partner who is sensitive to emotions. Sometimes he's nervous to bring something up so he wants his partner to be able to be sensitive towards his feelings.

-Someone who accepts him how he is. Accept him to say the least. Accept Amanda, his chunibyo personality, his vkei band, and everything else and don't judge him for any of it.

💝 - what is their ideal type in a person?

-Someone who is not overconfident. He wants his partner to have confidence in themselves, of course, but he doesn't want them to have an ego that he'd have to keep in check all of the time.

-Someone who doesn't mind his busy schedule. There are times where he gets home and all he wants to do is chill. He wants his partner to understand that he's busy and wants you to understand that yes, he sometimes might be home after you've gone to bed because of work.

-Someone who is hardworking. Doesn't matter in what way you are hardworking, he just wants his lover to not be lazy. Everyone has their days but in the long run, he wants his partner to work hard for the things they earn.

-Someone who is understanding. He can have his fair share of outbursts that come out of nowhere and he wants his lover to understand that he doesn't mean it no matter how serious or angry he sounded. He wants a lover who, although getting upset with him, will understand and listen to him.

please do not repost any of my work without my permission, thank you for reading.

[startouched--blog]

hello!!!! can i have hcs with ichrio, samatoki, and kuko with their nonbinary significant other who is autistic and likes true crime and watches a lot of documentaries? i reaally need some autistic representation!

Hihi! sorry this took a little while to get to! I hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed writing it.

SCENARIO - Ichiro, Samatoki, and Kuko having a s/o who enjoys watching documentaries with them, along with having some autism/nm

PAIRINGS - Ichiro x gn!reader // Samatoki x gn!reader // Kuko x gn!reader

GENRE - Headcanons, fluff, physical touch (not NSFW)

Ichiro Yamada ─── ✧

☇ Even though he likes anime a lot more, he can't really say no when you bounce around him and ask to spend the night watching something with you. ☇ He obviously loves spending this time with you, being able to see what you're interested in is a good way to know each other more, after all. ☇ He would set up a small area on his bed with a bunch of pillows and a blanket to wrap up in if you get cold, or something to rub your hand against. ☇ He would make some small snacks that you enjoy eating, just like he would when you were watching something he wanted to watch. ☇ Ichiro sits beside you and wraps an arm around you, making sure you were alright with the physical tough of course. ☇ Sometimes, you don't realize what time it is and get fixated on watching the documentary,, so Ichiro half the time needs to drag you away and get you to go to bed. " come on babe- it's time to get to bed, we got work tomorrow morning after all"

"nooooooooo, one more episode please?"

" fine fine, one more, then we go to bed"

Samatoki Aohitsugi ─── ✧

☇ Honestly, Samatoki seems like the type of person who would be interested in these sort of films or documentaries.

☇ Sometimes you two like to walk them while in the Yakuza building, just as a past time if you're waiting on something or need something to listen to while working on paperwork.

☇ When you're watching it at work, you tend to sit on one of the wheelie chairs and spin around in circles slowly, sitting in the chair backwards, every so often looking back at the screen instead of just listening to it.

☇ Samatoki works on his work and sometimes stops you from spinning so you don't get too dizzy.

☇ When you don't happen to be watching them, you two could talk for hours about what you just watched, usually a conversation over dinner or on the drive/walk home.

☇ When at home, Samatoki will cuddle you in bed and watch some of the documentaries with you, often ending up cuddling you all the way to sleep.

"jeez, can't even stay up long enough to finish the show"

"sleep well though, love"

Kuko Harai ─── ✧

☇ He is on the same wave length with you when you're bouncing around, asking him to watch something with you while he was done with his chores for the day,, very energetic and up to the task

☇ He'd sit you down somewhere in his room on his futon, cuddling up in a blanket with you, turning on one of the various documentaries you had put onto the watchlist.

☇ He tends to play with your hair while watching, either braiding it loosely or just weaving his fingers through,, Sometimes you do the same back, even though he didn't have much hair to do it to.

☇ He loves the long conversations you two are able to have after each documentary, talking either about how stupid one of the people in the documentary was, or just in general how the crime could have easily been avoided.

☇ eventually, there is the time where Kuko is called by his father to continue or start doing his work again, but he never really wanted to,, But no one can really defy their parents can they.

"it's alright, we can continue watching some later when that old man's in bed, alright?"

"alright,, don't take too long like last time!"

Hope this wasn't a bad set of headcanons! have a great day to whoever requested this and whoever is reading :D

[partyofwords]

Lake Day ~ *Kuko Harai*

Summary: It's not often that you get to spend a day with your boyfriend, Kuko. When Hitoya suggests hitting the water because of the nice weather, you instantly accept. Kuko can't help but go along with your plans...

Pairing: Kuko Harai X G/N!Reader

Genre: Fluff Oneshot

Word Count: 1364

Warning: Swearing, drinking

Masterlist

It was the perfect day to be outside and it was you who offered the idea of spending the day out on the water. At first, Kuko thought it would be the two of you at the beach, enjoying the sun, sand, and surf. But when you pulled up to the lake and you pointed to the boat that Hitoya was in with Jyushi, he was beginning to think he was misled.

"I thought we were going to the beach." He muttered as he got out of your car.

You shook your head with a chuckle. "Everyone is going to be at the beach. Besides, I think the lake is more fun anyways! And Hitoya has a boat! It's going to be so much fun!"

He scoffed. "I guarantee you the old man is going to make us fish for our dinner and tell terrible jokes."

"Like I said, fun!" You giggle before patting his cheek with slight condescension. "Regardless, you are going to play nice. It's not often the four of us get to hang out and have fun like this. I want today to be as fun and as relaxing as possible, because we all deserve it."

When he looked you in the eyes, Kuko couldn't help but melt a little. You were right. Hitoya was a busy lawyer, Jyushi was a busy visual kei star, he was busy tending to his duties at the temple, and you also had your own busy life. Days like today were few and far between. He supposed he could play nice for you, but only for you. If Hitoya or Jyushi tested him in any way, shape, or form, he wouldn't hesitate to attempt a drowning.

"Fine. I'll be nice." He grumbled.

You kissed his cheek and pretended not to notice his bright red cheeks. "Thank you sweetie! Now let's go have fun!"

As soon as Hitoya saw the two of you, he gave you a smile. "Welcome aboard. I'm surprised you got him to come with you."

"Nothing a little arm twisting can't solve." You wink at him before laughing. You then nod at Jyushi. "It's wonderful to see you as well, Jyushi!"

He beamed up at you from where he was sitting under his hypnosis mic umbrella, cuddling Amanda. Kuko frowned. "Why did you bring your mic?"

"It turns into an umbrella! And I burn easily in the sun." He explains.

"Right. Whatever." He rolled his eyes.

"Alright, everyone, hold on." Hitoya says before starting up the boat and leaving the harbor.

As he drove around the lake, you got out the sunscreen and began to apply it. Kuko was quick to help you with your back and you got his as well. You also made sure that Jyushi was constantly reapplying him so he didn't burn in the sun. You cracked open a beer for Hitoya and Kuko, before passing on a water bottle for Jyushi. A sigh escaped you as you felt the wind in your hair and the sun on your face. It was truly a perfect day to be out on the lake.

Eventually, Hitoya came to a stop in the middle of the lake. Kuko spoke before anyone else could. "What, are we fishing now, old man?"

Hitoya made a face. "No. I was just going to ask if anyone wanted to try water skiing or tubing. I got the stuff right over here."

Kuko perked up. "You know, I happen to be amazing at waterskiing."

You let out a snort. "Really? You?"

He shot you a small frown, though you could see the determination in his eyes. "I'll prove it!"

Before you could try to assure him that you believed him, he shucked off his loose tank top and dove into the water. Hitoya tossed him his skis and offered him a life jacket. But he refused.

"I can do this, old man. I don't need any help!" He spat, putting the skis on. "I'll show you just how amazing I am at this."

"Just don't hurt yourself." You call out to him.

"Yeah, yeah. I got this!"

When he was ready to go, he gave you a thumb's up and you alerted Hitoya to go. He started up the boat again and began to drive off. Kuko was lifted onto his feet and you were surprised to see him actually be able to waterski. You'd never tell him this but you thought he was bluffing. But he was actually doing pretty well, staying up right and even doing a few tricks. You were pretty sure he was just trying to impress you, but it was working.

It was about two minutes of skiing when Kuko hit a particularly big wake from the boat that caused him to let go of the tow rope. He flopped into the water like a fish. You signaled for Hitoya to stop and a laugh escaped you as he came sputtering out of the water.

"Hey! That's not fair! Hitoya was being reckless with driving!"

Hitoya frowned at him. "There are two things I can't stand. One, scratched vinyl records. Two, being accused of reckless driving. I wasn't driving recklessly, you're just bad at staying up. I thought you were some water ski pro?"

He scoffed as he tried to kick off the skis. "Not with your lousy driving."

You chuckle and shake your head. Standing up, you shuck off your swimsuit cover up. "Hang on, let me help you."

You dove into the cool lake water, swimming over to help him take off the skis. You didn't notice the way he was blushing as he saw you in your swimsuit. You were more focused with helping him out of his predicament. When the skis were off, you deposited them back on the boat but did not get out of the water.

"Hey, Jyushi." You called out. "Do you want to go tubing with Kuko and I?"

"Tubing?" He tilted his head to the side. "What's that?"

You chuckle before explaining. "It's like a giant raft that everyone gets on and Hitoya will drive really fast around the lake. We may or may not go flying off and into the water, but it's really fun!"

He purses his lips and shakes his head. "No, I think I'd rather stay here. But I can get you guys the tube."

"Okay, thank you!" You smile as he hands you the tube. You swim it over to Kuko. "Ready to do this?"

He grins. "Born ready."

Helping each other up, the two of you get situated before you yell out to the boat. "Okay, Jyushi, you're going to need to signal Hitoya when to go and stop. Right now, we're both ready to go!"

He nodded and signaled Hitoya. The boat started up and you were flying on the tube with Kuko at your side. You let out a scream of joy as you both careened down the lake, wind and a fine spray of lake water in your hair. The bumps along the wake from the bump knocked the two of you into each other multiple times, but you didn't care. You were having too much fun to worry about the bruises you were probably developing right now.

Hitoya made a sharp turn and the two of you were lifted into the air. While you were hanging onto the tube for dear life, Kuko went flying. You grimaced as he belly flopped loud and hard into the lake and you were glad that Hitoya stopped the boat. You sat up, trying to find his mop of red hair in the water.

When he came up sputtering, you sighed in relief. "Are you alright?"

"No! I think I'm dead!" He groaned, slowly paddling towards you. "Where did that old man learn to drive?"

"Your guess is as good as mine." You help him onto the tube and Hitoya pulls you both in.

"Well, that was fun." He chuckled, his smirk earning a glare from Kuko. He then looked up at the sky before letting out a low whistle. "It's getting to be about dinner time. We should probably start fishing."

"LIKE HELL WE ARE!"

[discotenny]

Thinking bout Yandere!Kuko who's so far gone he's twisting his words and bending his own morals until they snap, alwaya creating new mantras to manipuoate you cause he's always known so much, he's always had everyone's best interest at heart, so why wouldn't you listen to his word?

Yandere Kuko thoughts on this fine night…

<yandere typical behaviors, public displays of violence, delusion, one off mention of markings>

———

Kuko thinks himself to be a good person. He follows his moral compass and he teachers others to live in their best life. Kuko is a good person- which is why all of the shit he puts you through- all the pain and suffering and manipulation and bullshit- it can all be justified and explained if you would just listen to his words.

He beat up a guy who looked at you funny the other day.

The one time he decides to take you out, the one time he says he’s going to be nice and treat you to a proper date- is the one time some bastard decides to follow you with his eyes. Kuko wastes no time grabbing him by the collar, all very publicly, and pummel him into the ground. He’s violent in that regard, no care for the opinion of those around him because his reputation in Nagoya means they’ll listen to his words anyways.

Gasps of shock and murmurs of fear fill the air as he wipes dust of his clothes- Kuko’s eyes never leaving you for a second. Even as he stands up to address the growing crowd, a smug smile finds itself on his face as he speaks.

“You see, if you want to make an example of an exemplary, seek one who is the opposite of such,” Kuko’s shoe digs into the arm of the absolute fucker who dared to stare at you, “You should never judge a situation just from it appears- for this example of an unexemplary gentleman inappropriately touched my partner. I was just showing the world my dedication to my love and just how gentlemanly I can be.”

He punctuates his statement with that mischievous grin of his and the citizens of Nagoya excuse his violent acts as Kuko just being Kuko. They know him to be brash and bold. And still they know him to be a good person. The speeches and proclamations prove he only had the best intentions at heart.

His eyes look over you as if he’s daring you to say something. Daring you to challenge his word. Daring you to break the image of Nagoya’s good intentioned delinquent monk. But you keep quiet, you always do.

Because if you speak up it’ll just lead to more. More innocent people being beat half to death, more markings on your neck and bodice, more mantras of how partners have to stick together no matter what, more statements saying that you can’t leave him, more and more and more-

And all of it will be excused in Kuko’s eyes. After all, what was it he always said?

If you love something never let them go.

———

Kuko as a delusional yandere tho guys ??? Like do u see the vision do u see it ??-?/??/?!!!!!

[hypmicdaydreams]

hairclips

a/n: based on the merch lol. i did see a lot of fanart of the characters wearing them, so i got a bit inspired~

kuko

he most definitely just cackles, so loud, when he catches you wearing the hairclips with his face on it. oh man, this was too amusing. you actually bought that? and kuko is still too loud in his laughs when you pout and try to defend yourself. they were cute! or maybe a bit creepy.. either way, you just had to get them! his cackles, even when he’s teasing you, bring about butterflies.

but kuko is also a bit cocky. just the tiniest bit. there’s a shit-eating grin that tugs on his feline lips, a pretty shine to his fangs. so you like him that much, eh? wanting to show your support for your boyfriend. well, that’s pretty cute of you. and they did look cute on you! even if he does end up teasing you about it (it’s all in good fun). but hey, they suit you~

jyushi

aw, he gets a little flushed when jyushi catches you wearing his hairclips. there’s a cute ‘eH’ that leaves his lips and a stunned look to him, a pretty warm flush to his cheeks as well. but he’s also mega thrilled, all the more. the mere thought that you love jyushi so much and want to show your support for him moves his tender heart; it’s enough to bring tears to his eyes! (and maybe he does get a bit teary-eyed, being the softie he is).

you look so cute! jyushi would squeal. the way they clip your hair to the side, and he can see your forehead! adorable; even amanda thinks so! there’s definitely a bit of a glimmer in his eyes as jyushi admires you in his hairclips. his heart skips a beat, and he feels all the butterflies. aw, you wanted to wear hairclips of him (even if he whines a bit about how they didn’t make him look good).. they totally should make hairclips of you so jyushi can wear them around too, he thinks. he wants to match you~

hitoya

well, he’s in total disbelief the moment hitoya catches you in hairclips of him. he’s.. staring, that’s for sure. god, you actually bought that? he asks, a bit of an exasperated sigh to him. though i suppose that was more of a rhetorical question than anything. they’re a little hideous and perhaps even on the creepy side (the second thought that goes through his mind is if this can be considered libel against his image lol).

and hitoya doesn’t quite get it when you try to defend yourself and say that it’s cute. cute? he takes another look at them. yeahh.. he doesn’t get that. but, as long as you’re happy, hitoya thinks. and well, maybe he doesn’t quite like to admit, but it definitely moves hitoya a little to know that you love him and simply wanted to show your support. even if it was in the form of ugly hairclips. they even look a little.. cute on you, the way they expose your forehead and clip your hair to the side. not the design though.

[anime-in-new-albion]

Temple Kitten ~ Kuko Harai

Summary: At the temple, Kuko finds a stray kitten. As it follows him around, he starts to seriously consider getting a temple cat.

Pairing: Kuko Harai X G/n!Reader

Genre: Fluffy Drabble

Word Count: 464

Warning: N/A

Masterlist

Now, it’s not that Kuko didn’t like animals. It’s just that he was far too busy to take care of a pet. But when he noticed the little orange kitten sniffing around the temple, he seriously considered keeping it.

For starters, it didn’t have a collar. It also seemed to follow him as he did his chores. It felt like fate. Not that he’d admit that out loud. Instead he continued to work while keeping an eye on the kitten, making sure it was safe and taken care of.

When he took a break for lunch, he got a small bowl of water and fed it a bit of his sandwich. He laughed as it tried to steal more and scolded it playfully. Perhaps taking care of a cat wouldn’t be so hard. Besides, a temple cat could keep away the mice.

“What do you say?” He asked the kitten squirming in his lap. “Think you’d want to stay?”

Sure he felt a little silly for talking to it, but he swore the kitten understood what he asked. It practically purred with delight. This just made Kuko’s heart melt.

“Well, you’re going to need a name. How about-”

“Mao! Mao, where are you?”

Looking up, Kuko saw a very pretty individual looking around frantically. However, upon seeing him, they sighed with relief. He backed up a step as they bounded towards him.

“Oh Mao! There you are!” They smiled at him. “Thank you so very much for finding him! I’ve been looking everywhere for him!”

He nodded slowly. “Yeah…”

“How can I ever repay you?”

Kuko shrugged. If he was feeling more petty than he already was, he’d ask for a new temple cat from them. But he kept his mouth shut.

Looking down at Mao, they said. “Well, Mao is the runt of the litter of kittens that were born a couple days ago. I can’t give him to you. But if you want one, you can have one. I can’t take care of all eight by myself, plus their mother.”

He hoped he didn’t look too eager as he answered, “Well, this temple could use a temple cat.”

Kuko could practically see the hearts in their eyes. “Oh my goodness that would be adorable! Yes, you’re taking one now! I’ll let you pick! My house isn’t far.”

Well it got him out of work, plus he got a free kitten.

As he followed them home, he asked, “What kind of name is Mao anyway?”

“Oh, it’s Chinese for cat.”

“That’s dumb.”

“Then I probably shouldn’t tell you that I named the other kittens Cat in different languages.”

He gave you an incredulous look. “Really?”

They nodded. “Yep! Mao, Katze, Gata, Chat, Neko, Goyong-i, Billee, and Maur.”

“Wow.” He paused. “I want Neko.”

[kukopelli]

Mermayy in the @daycarefriendpickup magma , fanart for my latest obsession "there are many benefits (to rethinking this career path) on ao3 by @moonliched !! Go read it's so juicyy

[corporatenoose]

It pains me how little hypmic fanfiction there is. I must take it upon myself to fix this.

[seangelfish]

Is this the request spot? If yes I'd like to request an nsfw-fluff hc of how Ichiro, Kuko, and Jakurai would please their partner in bed (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) I hope you don't mind it (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

This is actually my first time requesting so I'm kinda nervous ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡

A/N: Anon, I'm so sorry for the wait! I hope you're still around to read this! ;-; Thank you for requesting! I hope everyone enjoys!! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ♡

Featured characters: Ichiro Yamada, Kuko Harai, Jakurai Jinguji

♡ Tags: NSFW headcanons, established relationships (separate), romance, gn!reader (no mention of pronouns)

♡ Word count: 186 (Ichiro), 191 (Kuko), 193 Jakurai

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT! NSFW below the cut. Please proceed with caution.

ICHIRO YAMADA

Ichiro is the definition of basic, but he is willing to try out new things if that's what his partner wants. He might end up liking these new positions.

But to please you, Ichiro likes missionary more than anything else. He likes seeing you squirm below him as you beg him for more. You look so pretty, the faces you make turn him on even more. Plus, he's able to kiss you like this, and whisper praises in your ear. It's just so intimate that he wants sex with you to be like.

He also enjoys it when you wrap your arms around his neck and your legs locking him closer to you as he thrusts even deeper inside. He knows he's doing a good job when you start pulling his hair too, leaving bright red scratches on his back.

Other times, he may just eat you out. He likes being praised too! So, when he goes down between your legs, he likes it when you grip his hair, moaning sweet nothings to him as you arch your back to feel his tongue deeper inside you.

KUKO HARAI

Kuko is open to many things as long as it feels good, so let him experiment! Like Ichiro, he is willing to do whatever his partner wants, but he does have his limits so don't go asking him for things he definitely won't like!

The main positions he puts you in are probably doggy or flatiron. He loves the sound of his pelvis smacking your ass and your cries for him to go slower. This is also the perfect position to have you pinned down as his cock pounds you repeatedly.

On top of that, he loves painting his cum on your back. To him, it's like a reward, to see your usual clean self so messed up, your fingers gripped onto the bedsheets as you groan into the pillow. He finds you particularly cute in that moment – although you're always so cute to him.

Sometimes, he'd just finger you. He's not often horny considering the fact he is a monk. But at times when you're so needy – so annoying – then he'll have to listen to your word. And anyway, you always end up so giddy that it makes him laugh.

JAKURAI JINGUJI

Jakurai is a man who probably doesn't think about sex often, but he would do it for his partner. Whatever you want, he will do. He cares more about your pleasure than his own, but it's still a win-win situation as he's able to enjoy the time spent together too.

He prefers missionary, but he also likes spooning too. The times you two have sex are usually at night just before bed, when the two of you are back from work.

The way he moves his cock in and out of you is slow. Jakurai takes his time as slow sex feels more sensual for both of you. It's also very intimate as making out with him is slow too.

However, if you do want to go faster, then he will. After all, he does like hearing you moan and pant for him as drool drips down from the side of your mouth.

Spooning lets him fondle your breasts from behind, his head buried in the crook of your neck as he plants careful kisses here and there.

Sex is just so soft with Jakurai as he treats you like a delicate flower.

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HAI,BABY!!!!!

Sorry to bother you, but may i've a request for Ichiro Yamada, jiro Yamada , kuko harai ( if you write for him ) With a very girly fem reader, strawberry girl (because she likes eating strawberries)lovely and cheerful. With her cherry pink hair. Please 🙏💐

Cute Strawberry Girl Gf HCs (Ichiro Yamada, Jiro Yamada, Kuko Harai)

𝗔/𝗡: 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆!

𝙒𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚? ⇒ 𝙈𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙩

𝙟𝙤𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙧?

𝙗𝙪𝙮 𝙢𝙚 𝙖 𝙘𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙚?

Ichiro Yamada

His whole thing is probably that he’s sooooooo smug

Because you’re sooooooooo cute and you’re HIS girlfriend heheh

But like anytime you come to see him and you’re looking extra cute, he’ll find an excuse to take you out so he can show you off in public

Even if you were just coming over in some pajamas late at night for a chill night in LOL

He also probably likes the contrast between the two of you

Like he’s definitely not a soft-looking guy so he probably feels cool when you’re just hanging off his arm, gushing about something

And people are giving him all these stares like 

“Yeah the guy is cute or whatever but that girl is OUT OF HIS LEAGUE!!” or some shit like that

Also, you know he’s gonna be super super protective of anybody who he thinks looks like they might want to take advantage of you

Nobody messes with his pretty girl smh

Jiro Yamada

Bro would go broke for you, i can just feel it

Like he’s exactly like his brother in the way that he would absolutely show you off to anyone and everyone because who wouldn’t???

But he’d absolutely contribute to your cuteness by buying you a lot of stuff and spoiling you too damn much

So much that you have to avoid going to the mall with him because if he catches your eye lingering too long on a display case, you’ll get him pulling your arm saying “let’s go in here”

EVEN IF THE STORE HAS NOTHING HE’D EVER LIKE FOR HIMSELF

Like probably starting hustling a little extra when he started dating you

Because mans is gonna be picking up every little strawberry themed coin purse and every little cutesy looking hair pin and gonna be like

“What do you think babe?” while already checking out at the cash register

But honestly, he just can’t help - man is whipped and just loves see you happy

(And then seeing you wear or use whatever he got you because that’s how he knows you appreciate him)

Kuko Harai

You know the whole saying “asshole to the world, sweetheart to his girl?”

Yeah that’s him with you 10000%

You’re his everything and it’s immediately obvious when someone just how he acts around you

It’s almost comedic when the two of you meet up in public because he tones down the tough guy act sooooo much unconsciously and matches your energy a little more when you see him

Like he’ll be busy picking a fight with someone and the second he spot you rolling up with a smile on your face he’ll be like

“Hey beautiful i missed you <3” AND INSTANTLY GO ALL SOFT WITH YOU

It’s like night and day for the people who witness it because he’ll still be himself but sooooooo sweet and playful to you that it’s actually crazy

People all the time will see the two of you and wonder how on earth the two of you got together because you’re sooo different

But he can be such a good, doting boyfriend to you that you literally just couldn’t care what other people think about your relationship with each other

He seriously just adores you to death (and probably acts the same way as Ichiro does but on steroids lol)

[nian-7]

Hiya! Hope you're having a great day and if not, a big comfort hug 🫂These days made me remember an idea I had last year, and I wanted to request here, hope I'm not bothering you :'D

Maybe Ichiro and Samatoki(I dunno if you accept 3 characters request, bc I wanted our loved Kuko too) with a Fem! s/o who has the same powers as Strong Girl Bong-Soon? She is short(like 155 cm? Ramuda's height) and cute, but they find out their s/o has superhuman strength and can even easily carry them in bridal style :VV

i had fallen up the stairs on the day i saw this so seeing this made me feel better LMAO i actually take up to 5 characters per req so enjoy!

Ichiro, Samatoki, Kuko x fem!reader

✧short but strong s/o

✧fluff

-No matter how strong you are, Ichiro will still always feel that sense of protectiveness over you because you're small. There's just something in him that makes him just want to protect you!

-Knowing you can take care of yourself if you get into a fight though is comforting for him. He doesn't feel the need to worry as much if you're out on your own and run into trouble.

-Just seeing how small and cute you are makes him worry though and even though you are strong enough to carry him around, he wants to treat you like a princess and put you on a pedestal where you won't have to fight anyone, leave that to him!

-He really just wants to spoil you and feel like he's being a good boyfriend by protecting you but he still respects your strength as much as he would with anyone else.

-Samatoki is shocked to say the least when you send some thug spiraling back with a punch after he tried to grab you. He was ready to step in but seeing as you had it handled and all.. he didn't need to.

-Definitely tells you that it was badass and he didn't know you were capable of something like that. You 100% have earned his respect with that punch.

-Very unamused when you tell him you can pick him up easily. He doesn't believe it till you do, to which he lets you have your fun for a moment before telling you to put him back down.

-Picking Kuko up is like picking up a very angry cat that does not want to be picked up under any means. It makes him feel weak whenever you pick him up like a princess, pisses him off a little as he looks at you with a very unamused face.

-Knowing you're so much smaller than him yet as strong as him or even stronger makes him want to one you up and get stronger than you.

-Beneath that though, he does respect your strength and is a little bit of an ass about it when you both have gotten yourselves into some trouble with some thugs, saying that you're not as easy as you look.

-In all though, just stick to letting him pick you up like princess so he can make his girlfriend rely on him just a little bit because that's the way he likes it.

please do not repost any of my work without my permission, thank you for reading.

[startouched--blog]

Hi!! Not sure if request are open, but may I ask for sfw and nsfw headcanons for a polyamorous relationship with Ichiro and Kuko? I'm not sure either if you write for those type of relationships but I was curious, feel free to skip it ^^ have a nice day and ty!!

Omg you are the first person to request something like this so I'm excited to write about it!! hope you enjoy Anon

SCENARIO - Ichiro and Kuko in a relationship with their lovely S/O

PAIRINGS - Ichiro x gn!reader + Kuko x gn!reader

GENRE - Headcanons, fluff, NSFW included

SFW ─── ✧

☇ They both ABSOLUTLY love spooning you, either in bed, on the couch, in public, whenever whatever they love it. They love being able to hold you in their arms and never let go, to the point where sometimes you even tend to playfully complain to them.

☇ Ichiro loved hugging you from behind while you're cooking/baking, lathering your cheeks and neck with kisses,, while Kuko on the other hand likes to randomly pick you up from behind and give you the same treatment.

☇ They tend to both like playing video games with you, the three of you challenging each other to light matches or just something fun in general.

☇ The three of you love to have friendly bicker with each other, it never gets too serious though, you're all just playing around with each other more than anything.

☇ They love cuddling you, with you in the middle and the two of them on each of the sides.

☇ Taking you out on dates is one of their favorite activities, Taking you out to an arcade or something fun like that.

☇ If you're into baking or something creative like the arts, they will definitely support you all the way!!

☇ They both will support you through everything you do, unless like, you're doing something illegal, then they will try and stop you- Kuko won't

NSFW ─── ✧

☇ They enjoy teasing before anything else, slowly undressing instead of getting it over with, fingers gracing your skin instead of roughly touching

☇ Ichiro is the type to go first when it comes to inserting himself into you, Kuko honestly just likes watching and doing everything else while Ichiro "gets himself tired"

☇ There is this one time they both tried to enter you at the same time, though it eventually got to be too much and you had to stop- They both were super apologetic about it though.

☇ Kuko is the type to use toys on you, while Ichiro is the type to just do everything himself.

☇ Ichiro tends to ask if you're okay with something or doing alright, while Kuko likes to overstimulate you, still he asks for consent but you know how he is.

☇ Both of them are good at caring for you after sex, Ichiro cuddling up to you and eventually having to clean everything up because Kuko's ass fell asleep before the both of you,, talk about wasting all his energy~

[mera-k1]

Dom, Sub, Or Switch?

Hypmic x gn!reader

-smut, dom/sub themes & power dynamics

all i can see them doing is loving on you. they love you so much and even when they're dominating you, it's still so full of love and adoration. their hands gently running along your skin with a small smile on their face as they watch you. you're the love of their life.

♡ soft doms: jakurai, rosho, hitoya, otome

they're rough and sometimes even mean... they love you a lot, but when they get you in bed? it's like a switch flips. they're not always mean but their presence is just so overpowering that you can't help but submit to them.

♡ hard doms: samatoki, rei, ichijiku

he is such a brat. this is not a surprise at all. yes, he could probably be a dom if you wanted him to but at his core, this guy is a brat. he's so annoying. it's like he's begging for you to put him in his place at this point. and that's exactly what you'll end up doing once he pushes your buttons enough...

♡ bratty sub: ramuda

depends on the day for them. they love being submissive just as much as they love being the dominant one. it doesn't particularly matter to them and it's easy to turn the tables on them usually. just let them know and you're sure to figure it out. (although they do look especially good when they're being the submissive ones...)

♡ switches: ichiro, rio, gentaro, hifumi, doppo, sasara, jyushi, nemu

although these guys are switches, they have a preference. particularly for being the dominant one. there's nothing wrong with being submissive they just don't prefer it. once in a while to shake things up is alright in their books~ just don't push it too much...

♡ switch leaning dom: jyuto, kuko

he has no preference whatsoever. essentially a switch but he's down for whatever you want him to be. you want to be the sub? sure! just let him take the lead! you want to dominate him tonight? whatever you want! he loves it all and it's all enjoyable to him as long as you talk it out.

♡ no preference: dice

[discotenny]

Pet-Names (hypmic)

What nicknames your partner would call you :3 Featuring EVERYONE(except Rei cause I don't write for him woahosoohosp) !!! THIS IS A BIG ONE RAHHHHHH

Mentions of “during intimacy" in Ramuda's section but no explicit smut. Everyone has attached drabbles :3

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Buster Bros

Ichiro

He's such a babe guy OHHHH my goodness he's such a babe guy. Maybe he'll throw a baby in there too but he throws out babe like it's your second name. It sounds so sweet and casual coming from his mouth you can just hear the smile dripping from it.

"Babe, come here for a sec!" Ichiro calls from the kitchen. With a hm in reply, you come in and see him doing nothing but stand there. You go to ask him why he called you over- only for him to bring you into a warm hug. "I just wanted to hug you baby," he says, kissing your cheeks as you chuckle.

Jiro

Jiro strikes me as the type to only call you cute nicknames as a ploy to get you annoyed. He'll snicker as he calls you his 'pookie little sunshine bear' in front of all your friends and run away cackling as you chase him down. In private he'll be more soft- picking up 'babe' just like his brother calls you.

"Hey darling little sweetie pumpkin bear pie?" He asks you with the most innocent eyes and you glare at him with the fury of a thousand suns. Your friends laugh behind you and you make a promise to get him back later. Later comes with you tickling him with no mercy in the confines of his bedroom. Through fits of laughter and cries he yells, "Babe! Babe! Stop! Please!" Too bad though, maybe he shouldn't have been such a dick :P

Saburo

He's into the classics. More so- he simply calls you by your name cause he's a bit too embarrassed to call you anything else. Once he tried to call you 'babe' like he's heard his brothers do but it sounded so foreign coming from his mouth he'd rather you forget it ever happened.

"H-hey, b-baabeee~" Saburo says, trying to sound suave and immediately regretting it. You're not sure you heard him correctly, sounding more like a squeaking door rather than an actual sentence. "What did you say Sabu?" "N-Nothing!"

Mad Trigger Crew

Samatoki

He calls you classy shit like doll, honey, love. He's so sickly sweet when he calls you these pet names that you can't help the fluster that comes to your cheeks whenever he says it.

You're just about to go to bed, Samatoki already laying down. He's half asleep so you try and get in without much attention. As you fix yourself in bed, his hand finds yours and he stirs in his sleep. "G'night, love," he mutters, voice husk with tiredness. He falls back asleep quickly, unaware of the warmth spreading in your smile.

Jyuto

mjmjmjmjmmhmmhmgmmg he's so annoying. He's gonna pull out all the stops in an attempt to get you flustered but he's so smug and obvious with it that it makes you laugh. I know people consider Jyuto this sex god type beast but in my mind but I cannot imagine him as anything other than a pathetic house plant type of man.

He's leaning over the counter of the bar, sliding a drink he just bought your way. "Why hello there, dream boat," His eyes watch you from behind his glasses to see if you'll give the reaction he desires. "Mmmmm, try better next time, love," you wink back at him and he flusters instead. "Wh- why can't you just play along," he sighs, adjusting his tie and looking down bashfully.

Rio

In my previous writing for Rio I had him call his partner "dear" and I think it's so applicable to him!! He's a classic type guy and him calling you dear is just fjdafjsdkfdsj cute!

At the grocery store you always have to ask him to reach for the items at the top of the shelves. Even if you can reach it yourself it's nice to see how sweet he is whenever he hands the items to you. "Ah, Rio can you grab that pasta up there." "This one dear?" Rio perks up, holding the box in the air. "Yep! Thanks, love."

Fling Posse

Ramuda

AAAA RAMU!! He's gonna call you all the sweets. Sweetie-pie, sweetheart, sweetie, etc etc. Augh he'll even throw out a cutie in there when he's feeling like it. When in private and in intimacy, he'll call you such sweet affectionate terms like dear and love to show just how much he cares.

Ramuda hovers above you. The sheets tickle against bare skin and he intertwines your hands. "You look absolutely wonderful," he says, a smile spreading along his face. Your face flusters at the ever closening proximity between you two as he bends down. "Thank you for making my whole world, love," your lips connect within the darkness of your bedroom.

Gentaro

In public, he'll call you the most complex, cutesy, annoying nicknames when referring to you. Just cause he likes the reaction of the people around him- looks of ludicrousness and cringe. In private, he's not the type to pull a 'baby' or 'honey'. But he is the type to pull out daarin, which translates similarly to "my darling."

Gentaro's awake in the early mornings of the day. While you're still in bed, he's preparing tea for the two of you to share. You start to wake when he sets up a table beside you. "Ah, good morning, my darling," he greets you with a warm smile.

Dice

Similarly to Ichi, Dice is also a babe guy. He's always calling you with the widest smile on his face and a cheery tone to show just how much he cares. He totally calls you babe on social media whenever he posts you two like the sicko he is.

Your phone rings in your pocket and a smile comes on your face when you see the caller. "Hey? What's up?" You say to your boyfriend on the other line. "Baaaaabe-" he starts off and you roll your eyes playfully. "Can you pick me up? I don't have enough money left for the train fair..." "Of course, baby," you say. In reply you get a bunch of fast paced thank yous and smoochie noises over the phone.

Matenrou

Jakurai

He calls you angel cause you're his angel <3. His light in life, the star in his sky. He's such a sickly sweet romantic it's gross and yucky BLAH !

It was a hot day in Shinjuku and you were sitting in front of the house fan, trying to cool yourself off. Home alone for the time being, Jakurai was expected to come back with takeout. It was wayyyy to hot to fire up the stove. As if on cue, the door opens and Jakurai holds a teddy bear patterned reusable bag filled with cold soba and iced drinks. Still in the doorway he calls out to you, "I'm home, angel!"

Hifumi

Hifumi's the type to default to a lot of food based pet names. Pudding, honey, pumpkin, sugar, etc etc. He never calls you these in public, instead calling you by name around people. But in private, he's happy to call you all the sickly sweet food based names he can think of!

Doppo's out of the apartment today and you're visiting your boyfriend. He's cooking up a meal as you sit by him, talking about your day. "Ah yeah, the trains were closed earlier- something about flooding cause of the rain yesterday..." you say, fiddling with a cup of water. "Did you take a cab instead then, honey-bun?" Hifumi doesn't even look at you as he says the term of endearment, focused on the hot pan in front of him. It just spills out so naturally, alongside the accompanying smile on his face.

Doppo

Doppo doesn't really use nicknames- also finding it embarrassing when they slip past his lips. Though, deep down he really really really wants to call you these names! He wishes to be the type that can call his lover baby, love, dear, sweetie, etc etc. Though, they only really slip out when he gets a bit toooo tipsy.

Doppo's head rests on your shoulder on the train ride home. You, as the designated guide for both Doppo and Hifumi after you three went out drinking in the streets of Shinjuku, held onto their arms as you tried to stop them from collapsing on the floor. Doppo murmurs, trying to bat your hand away from holding onto Hifumi in annoyance. "Mmmmm, baby stop holding onntoo him you- HIC- you're mine..." Doppo nuzzles himself into your neck. You silently thank the late night as the train car was basically empty at this time. "I'm the love of yer life... not him..." It'd be a cute memory if Hifumi didn't vomit on the floor as soon as you stepped out the station.

Bad Ass Temple

Kuko

Kuko thinks of you as his little baby, no matter how annoying as it may come off. He loves being really cutesy with you, calling you his baby wherever he can. He's just silly like that!

You're sweeping the floor around his family's temple- gathering the falling leaves that come with the new season. You originally came to hang out with your boyfriend but he was no where to be found (probably procrastinating on sweeping the floor). The quietness is nice, you decide as you enjoy the peaceful change of pace. When a heavy presence hugs you from the back you start attacking it with the broom. "AHHHHH! BABY NO! BABY STOP WHAT ARE- OW! OW!" Kuko screams, disrupting the peace from before.

Jyushi

He's so cute I love him. He calls you all the terms of endearment relating to beauty, handsomeness, etc etc. If you're fem he'll call you princess (HE'S SUCH A PRINCESS GUY RIGHT GUYS???). But his general petname for you no matter your gender is gonna be 'dear.' Cause he's just so cute like that.

After one of his concerts you meet him backstage. He jumps into your arms, still in his stage uniform and makeup. But still, he’s your Jyushi. And your Jyushi peppers kisses all over your face as soon as you find some alone time. “Did you see me? Did you think I looked totally cool up there dear?” He’s excited, riding off the high from his performance. He’s smiling, radiating and you can’t help but reply with a yes, of course.

Hitoya

He's like Jyuto in he intentionally tries to be suave but unlike Jyuto, he actually succeeds. He calls you cutie cause he just thinks you're so adorable- all the time.

Its' the morning and he's about to leave. You fix his tie at the door, something he always chides you for doing for but never actually stops you from doing. It's a quiet morning and you fill the air with a hum. "And... all done, Mr. Bigshot Lawyer." A break from mundane routine, Hitoya hugs you and brings his face to your neck, speaking into it. "Thanks, cutie." You push him out the door before he can tease you about the flush on your cheeks.

Dotsuitare Hompo

Sasara

SASARAA MY BABY MY BABY. Out of the goodness of my heart, totally unbiased, Sasara is a total romantic UGH. He's the type to pull shit like "my partner," "my baby," "my love," UGHHHHHH I love him.

He comes home slurred, tipsy from a night of celebration with Rosho and Rei. Dotsuitare Hompo just passed their qualifying match to compete in the DRB and they couldn't be more excited. Sasara's drunken state results in 3 things- him struggling to open the door to your shared home, him buying you a several gifts from his night out, and him dropping several gifts on the floor as he tries to open the door. You hear commotion outside and open the door hesitantly. "Hello...?" You call, before you see your partner at the other side. "My baby!" Sasara screams, pulling you outside into a hug.

Rosho

Rosho's a pretty simple man. He doesn't want to overdo it with nicknames (unlike someone he knows) and he doesn't want to be so closed off you question his affection for you. He defaults to a simple "love" when referring to or from you- because that's all he feels for you.

He's grading papers and muttering to himself as he corrects the wrongs and praises the rights. Rosho's hand is in his hair as he whispers to himself. You walk into the living room, where he sits on the floor in front of the TV. Frowning at the messy state you find your partner in so late at night, you sit down beside him rest your head on his shoulder. "Ah- hello there, love," he smiles, a hand coming to your head to pat it. "Rest well."

Rei 404 NOT FOUND !!

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Long post, even longer taglist :3 Have this to fill the void between posts ehe

[hypnomicimagines]

Hi could make if you has writte it about sweat pea and rose with rosho and kuko, please?

Harai Kuko:

🌻sweet pea: are they big on cuddling? what is their favorite position to cuddle their s/o in?

Kuko can be a surprisingly clingy koala. It’s not to say he’s attached to your side 24/7 which is why you’re surprised when you sleep next to each other the first time that he immediately tangled himself up with you. It had even happened in his sleep, his body naturally gravitating towards yours and just craving that closeness sleeping in the same bed allowed.

His favorite position would be when you were facing each other, his face buried in your chest or ear resting against it to hear your heartbeat. He would tease if it picked up at any point, asking what was on your mind to be getting so worked up about. He only felt truly settled when he heard it set into a comfortable rhythm that indicated you were asleep, his own eyes unable to stay open much longer due to the soothing sound.

Tsutsujimori Rosho:

🌻red rose: what turns them on the most? 

Rosho just really likes…romance. Having a candlelit dinner, sharing a glass of wine, cuddling up on the couch to watch a documentary you’d both been interested in… Nothing puts him in the mood more than being treated well. He just wants to know you loved him for more than what happens between the sheets, and recognized that the ‘before’ mattered just as much.

🌻sweet pea: are they big on cuddling? what is their favorite position to cuddle their s/o in?

Rosho doesn’t mind cuddling. He did prefer doing it on the couch when you can throw your legs across his lap or he can lay his head on your shoulder, as he could overheat pretty easily in bed, but he’d never turn you away. He liked knowing that you wanted to be close with him and he’d simply move away when you were asleep, curling back around you in the morning to make for a more pleasant wake-up call.

As stated above, Rosho really loved cuddling while you were watching movies on the couch together. It just felt right to sit that close to each other and be able to lean against one another, though laying down together on the couch could get uncomfortable at times.

[anime-in-new-albion]

Chaos God Kuko Harai

Summary: Some pesky human is adamant about cleaning Kuko’s temple. He’s not happy. So what is he going to do? He’s going to stop you of course! But how, since he is a God and you’re a human…?

Pairing: Kuko Harai X Reader

Genre: Fluffyish Oneshot

Word Count: 2436

Warning: Swearing, drinking, and yelling

Masterlist

A/N: I got carried away. So much so I also gave every HypMic character a God status. So like… if anyone is interested… let me know…

You definitely had your work cut out for you. The temple in Nagoya was in complete disrepair and infiltrated with bugs and assorted small animals. But you wanted to do this. You didn’t study theology all these years to give up because of how rundown the temple was.

With a determined huff, you rolled up your sleeves and got to work. After surveying the rooms and making a list of what needed to be done, you started to haul plants and debris out of the temple. As you cleaned, you made a mental list of what you needed to pick up from the store to decorate the inside and outside. Ideas of what you wanted it to look like started to form in your mind and you couldn’t help but get excited about it.

However, there was a certain someone who wasn’t excited about all these changes. Kuko was beyond pissed off. Who the hell were you to come into his home and start destroying it? It was the perfect amount of chaos for him and now you were giving it order, which is something Hitoya would do. He was not going to take this lying down!

“That little parasite!” He seethed.

Jyushi glanced over his shoulder, watching your work. “Who? Them? They’re just cleaning your temple. It’s about time honestly.”

“They have no right!” Kuko shouted. “They’re taking away the chaos that makes it known that I am the God of Chaos! How dare they!”

Hitoya sighed, running his hands over his face. “You’re such a child. You let your temple go so now you have no followers and no offerings. At least you have one who is devoted enough to do something about it.”

Kuko scoffed. “They’re ruining it, that’s what they’re doing. And I’m not just going to take it.”

“What are you going to do about it?” Jysuhi asked. “I mean, you’re incorporeal. You can’t really go down and tell her to stop.”

“He could.”

Kuko perked up at Hitoya’s words. “I can? How?”

The older God scoffed. “Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”

“Then why the hell would you bring it up?”

“Because I didn’t think you’d be stupid enough to want to do it!” He shot back before sighing. “But if you’re so determined to ruin your reputation as a God, go to Shinjuku and speak to Jinguji Jakurai, God of Humanity. He can turn you into a human for twenty-four hours.”

Before hearing the end of Hitoya’s little speech, Kuko was off. His “supervisor” just shook his head and rubbed at his temples. How he ever got put in charge of the obnoxious God of Chaos was beyond him. He just hoped he wouldn’t do anything too stupid.

Shinjuku was a lot different than Kuko had expected. But he didn’t have time to sight see. He was on a mission to stop that trespasser from ruining his home. And to do that, he needed to find Jinguji Jakurai, God of Humanity. Considering what he was the God of, he took to searching through hospitals to find him. It made sense that a God who cared about the lives of mortals would be in a place where those very lives hung in the balance.

It took a while, but he managed to find an ethereal man standing over a dying woman and giving her life. He whispered to her, “It is not your time yet. Live.”

When he was done and her vitals were once again stable, Kuko cleared his throat. “Hey doc. I have a huge favor to ask of you.”

“Is one of your followers in need of my assistance?” He asked.

“What? No. I don’t have any followers.” He snapped defensively. “I mean I have one and they’re making a huge mess of my temple! Hitoya told me you could give me a corporeal body so I could stop them. Can you actually do that?”

His neutral face morphed into a disinterested frown. “Giving a God a corporeal body for a reason like that is not beneficial to either party. Our followers may not always do what we want but as long as we have enough faith in them as they do with us, things tend to work out. Why would you want to stop them?”

“Because they’re giving order and structure to the temple of the God of Chaos! That’s so wrong on so many levels, I don’t even know where to start!”

Jakurai sighed and shook his head. “I still see this as a selfish reason to give yourself a corporeal form.”

He groaned. “What’s it going to take to convince you?”

The older God held up his hand. “All I said was I see it as a selfish reason. I never said I wasn’t going to do it. We will go back to Nagoya, I will give you a corporeal form, and you will have twenty-four hours to do as you see fit before you revert back to your God form.”

Kuko grinned wickedly. “Excellent.”

And so the two of them went back to Nagoya, standing before the entrance of the temple. He frowned at the debris piling up near the door. They had gotten a lot done when he was gone. Well it was about to stop right now.

“Now, how do we do this?”

“I can’t believe you’re actually going through with this.” Hitoya shook his head, standing next to Jakurai.

Kuko frowned. “Of course I’m doing this! They’re a menace and they need to be stopped! If this is how I have to do it, then so be it! Now, doc, what do I need to do?”

“Just stand there.” Jakurai huffed. “You have twenty four hours exactly in this form. When those hours are done, you will return to your God form. It’s not painful, just awkward. Any other questions?”

“Can I slap them into the next dimension?”

“No, you will not retain any of your Godlike abilities. You will be completely, absolutely human.” Jakurai waved his staff over him. “Your twenty four hours start now.”

It felt different. His body was heavier but not overwhelming. His skin now felt rough to the touch and his clothes had texture to them. It wasn’t like the smooth, glass-like feel when he was in his God form. 

But he didn’t have time to revel in the different feelings while being human. He had a bone to pick with a certain pest. Screwing up his face into a fiery scowl and throwing his shoulders back, Kuko marched into his temple. A gust of wind kicked up some dust, causing him to cough as soon as he entered.

“Very funny Jyushi.” He muttered to himself before yelling out, “HEY! WHO’S IN HERE?!”

You popped your head out from one of the many rooms in the temple. At first you looked confused before a bright smile illuminated your face. He hated to admit it, but you didn’t look half bad up close. But now was not the time to be distracted. He came here for a reason and he was going to see it through.

And then you hugged him.

“Oh my Gods, it’s so good to see you! I thought I was the only one who cared about the Temple of Chaos God Kuko. Everyone in town thought I was crazy to come here, but I know the Gods are smiling down on me as I humbly serve them. I’m so glad you’re here! I could use some help cleaning this place up a bit and many hands make light-”

“You shouldn’t be here.”

Now, Kuko felt a little guilty as he watched your smile, but he was doing this for a good reason. You weren’t supposed to be here and he wasn’t happy with what you were doing to his home. He was here to stop you.

“I have a permit, if that’s what you’re worried about. I just thought that since Kuko doesn’t have a lot of followers as it is, if I clean up his home temple, more followers would come from it.”

“Maybe he doesn’t want followers because it’s his home.” Kuko snapped.

You frowned, folding your arms over your chest. “Without a base temple, how are his followers going to praise him and ask him for guidance? Sometimes people need a little chaos in their lives-”

He rolled his eyes. “People are pretentious. They think they want his help, but really it’s just them nagging his ear off. No one wants that, least of all him!”

“You’re being unreasonable-”

“No, you’re being unreasonable!” He shot back, venom lacing his words. “You come into his home and mess around with his stuff like it’s yours! Besides, he is the God of Chaos! He doesn’t want a clean, orderly temple! That’s for Hitoya!”

You scoffed. “Fine. If you’re so against this, I’ll go. I know when I’m not wanted.”

“Good! Go!” 

Again the gnawing feeling of guilt entered him. It was a strange and very human emotion. But this was for the best. Things would go back to the way it was. And that’s all that mattered.

“Dammit!” He heard you yell down the hall.

Running over to you, he grabbed your shoulder and pulled you away from the door. “What the hell are you doing?”

You glared at him. “Just because you don’t want me here isn’t going to stop me from leaving an offering.”

He paused. “Offering?”

Rolling your eyes, you turned back to the rusty padlock in front of the door. “Yeah, offering. Usually it’s food, but as long as it’s a gift to a God, it’s an offering. That’s what followers do for their Gods. I have some rum and cake in my bag that I was going to leave at his altar but there’s a lock and it won’t open.”

No one told Kuko that followers gave presents to him. If he knew that, he wouldn’t have stopped you. Glancing at the lock, he realized what room this was. It was his room and the messiest room in the temple. A swirl of embarrassment crawled up his neck, as he didn’t want to show you his room. But if he was going to get a present out of it, then why not?

He tried to pry open the lock with his hands when he remembered Jakurai’s words. He didn’t have his Godly strength. They needed another way in. He pointed next to you.

“Hand me that rock.”

You narrowed your eyes at him. “You’re not going to bash my head in with it, right?”

He rolled his eyes in response. “Just hand it to me.”

“You could have at least said please.” You muttered as you handed it to him.

With all the might he could muster, Kuko hit the lock. It took a couple tries, but it was rusty enough for it to snap. Wrenching the lock off the door, he opened it, coughing as the dust hit him. His room was still as dingy as he remembered, but that didn’t seem to deter you. You marched up to the center of the room where his “bed” was. Dusting it off the best you could, you opened your bag. Out came a table cloth edged in purple, a bottle of rum with a little cup that you poured some alcohol in, and a dish with some fluffy looking cake. You then kneeled before the altar, pressed your hands together, and closed your eyes.

Oh Lord Kuko.

He could hear your voice in his head. You were praying to him.

I thank you for all the gifts you’ve given me and the challenges you’ve thrown my way. Especially this guy who started harassing me in your temple. I will take this challenge head on and make you proud. Even if everyone is against me, I will restore your temple to its former glory. I swear on my life as one of your most devoted followers. Thank you.

Though guilt continued to fill him for hearing your innermost thoughts, he knew he needed to hear it. You weren’t doing this out of selfish means. You were doing this for him.

“Hey…” He called out as you started to pack up to leave.

“What?”

Kuko felt his ears turn red with embarrassment as he said, “You don’t have to leave. I understand now that you’re not just doing this for selfish reasons. This place, it does deserve some sprucing up, and I think the Gods sent you here to do just that. Please, stay.”

You narrowed your eyes again, but stopped packing your bag. “Are you sure?”

“I’m sure.”

With a sigh, you set your bag down. “Well then, come here. I want to show you my ideas and prove to you that it’s not going to be all neat and orderly.”

He sat next to you at the foot of the altar and you showed him your schematics. Kuko had to admit, he was impressed with your designs. Not only were they perfectly chaotic, they were orderly enough so that people could still get through the temple with ease. It was such a perfect design and he wanted to help you create that vision. So he spent the rest of his twenty four hours helping you clean up. He moved debris out of the temple, dusted the marble, and swept up the cobwebs. As you went back to town to sleep, Kuko continued through the night. But by dawn’s first light, he could feel himself fading away. In a last ditch effort, he wrote you a note and left it at the altar for you to find.

And then he was gone.

“So, you didn’t kick them out.” Hitoya’s voice greeted him as he reentered God’s realm. “Why?”

He rolled his eyes with a scoff. “They’re going to bring me presents. Obviously I have to keep them around.” To prove it, he slipped into the altar and took a swig of the rum and a bite of the cake.

Hitoya chuckled as Jyushi said, “Maybe it’s because you like them.”

“I DO NOT!”

“Sure. Whatever you say, Kuko.”

As the two of them left alone, Kuko watched you enter the temple looking for him. But when you saw the note, you looked a little disappointed. He also felt sad for leaving you, but it was for the best. Besides, you continued where you left off last night. He was going to enjoy watching you work and if he missed you enough, he might just have to return to Shinjuku and pay Jakurai another visit.