#L&TFresherJobOpeningsinterviewquestionsandanswers

[turochamp]

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

[metamorphesque]

L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

[kunoichl]

funniest tiktok exchange of all time

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Imagine The Fellowship all sitting around the campfire halfway up Caradhras retelling the events of the Hobbit to Boromir and Aragorn Rashomon-style with Gimli going "my dad tells it this way" and Legolas going "well, my dad tells it this way" and the Hobbits all going "but Bilbo tells it this way!" and, even though Gandalf was fucking there for half of it, he refuses to weigh in on anything because watching them argue is more fun and also he doesn't remember because it was over 75 years ago.

[ryuuna]

When you’re trying to do errands but your boss is making you babysit the brat that evaporated your arm off

[sheldoncooperapologist]

When you get cornered by Kira so you send one last text to your minecraft girlfriend but his phone vibrates

[cc-2020]

sw would have been so much shorter if one clone decided to murder palpatine in his office because. who are they gonna arrest. sadly the suspect looks like 1000+ other men and all of them forgot what they did last friday night

[aritany]

how do you be a writer, they ask. how???? easy. every morning i get to the keyboard and unleash unspeakable violence on people that i made up

[thelostmoongazer]

Boneless (?)

[divinestrike]

[softchaoticmuse]

“So, THAT is your comfort character?”

*points at the dead fictional man with a tragic past and unresolved trauma*

[d3monicas]

DEATH NOTE ⚔

[ponury-grajek]

there is 1.3% chance that they had this conversation

[timeofdeathnote]

[violenceenthusiast]

as always when a famous jewish person passes, i feel the need to restate that the correct jewish honorific in death is “may their memory be a blessing”

[catterrificposts]

the funniest part of death note was when light thought, "The police are spying on me through cameras in my room. I need them to think I'm a normal high school boy." and then he proceeded to read a porn magazine for 5 minutes without cranking his chain. all while laying on his bed like this