#LESBIAN PIRATES

[bornfreakdraws]

The Captain likes to check how good the bait is undercover before every ship raid

(psst... Look me up @ BornFreak on Patre0n for the uncensored version of this drawing)

[dieplz]

babe i love you so much *burns our house down*

[the-myrda-weapon]

I am now a Ruibo Qian stan account

[gipki]

pg. 11 on webtoon

[wanton-votaress]

[amarshmallownamedo]

All I'm saying is dj BETTER have done right by those lesbian pirates. I need dumb lesbian pirates to go insane over PLEASE david don't let me down

[devils-sacrament-catering]

Mary casually having a knife in her back and Anne flicking it

[madart9]

Friends, it’s not original at all, but hear me out

Lesbian pirates

An idea is cooking

[asoulwithadream]

guys i didn't even REALISE until NOW THAT CODE RAINBOW VANITY FAIR HAS RELEASED AN OFMD S2 FIRST LOOK!!!!!!!!

I'm actually insane, and of course my incoherent thoughts will now be discussed as sub-text to each picture. Because what else is my Tumblr good for if I'm not going to unhinged-ly ramble?????? (*edit, this post has been changed to fit my current thoughts and theories)

GUYS GUYS GUYS HE HAS A BOTTLE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE GUYS MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE- It's for Ed isn't it, OR IS IT FROM ED? Oh my god is it from LUCIUS? Or JIM? Or FRENCHIE?? This has so many possibilities oh my god MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE AAAA. PLUS WHY IS HE SLAYING SO HARD??? HIS HAIR IS ACTUALLY A LIFE GOAL AT THIS POINT IN TIME

He looks so PICKABLE oh my god why is he looking like that. AND WHERE DID HIS EMO MAKEUP GO????????? Why is it gone. What's going on, is this after or before Stede-Ed reunion. Why is he sad, what is he looking at. IS STEDE PRISONER??? I SAW A FIC ABOUT THAT- and also I just need to very calmly comment on the beautiful wonderful LACK OF STEDE'S CRAVAT AND WTF ARE PEARLS DOING THERE- He wears fine things so WELL UGH

THE GANG. And I think we've all SEEN STEDE'S RED CRAVAT. AND I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT IT IS. It must be it must be it must be it must be it must be it must be. Also, can I just comment AGAIN and say his fit is such a vibe??? He's slaying in the pirate wear for REAL. He looks so miserable omg just give him to Ed PLEASEEE

This picture gives me so much JOY. SPANISH JACKIE AND ED JUST GOSSIPING. But BUT BUT if you look closer, ED IS LOOKING AT SOMETHING. HE'S LOOKING AT SOMETHING FONDLY. He's looking at Stede right, he's just finished telling Jackie how much he loves his boyfriend because s1 finale never happened PLEASE WHAT'S GOING ONNNNNN

PLEASE DEAR HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED. What is he doing, what is he doing, he is up to something look at his little "don't be suspicious, don't be suspicious" face. HE IS UP TO SOMETHING, HE IS UP TO SOME SHENANIGAN. Stede stop STOP STOP

This is part of Fuckery vol.2 AND I KNOW IT. Please what are they doing in an eastern country, and please don't tell me Stede went looking for Ed in the very place he promised to follow him TO. OH MY GOD PLEASE DON'T DO THAT WHY DID I DO THAT TO MYSELF HELP ME HELPPPP BUT BUT BUT BUT LUCIUS IS ALIVE? THAT MUST BE IT RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT

AND OF COURSE THE BEST PART: THE WOMEN PIRATES OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm gay panicking for REAL THIS IS ACTUALLY MAKING ME NERVOUS SWEAT. Who is she who is she I must know and please make her a lesbian I need lesbian pirates BADLY. IS SHE MARY READ OR THE MERMAID. PLEASE TELL ME I'm GOING TO FAINT

I'm going feral over her. I'M ACTUALLY GOING INSANE. PLEASE THIS IS THE PERSON OF MY DREAMS WHERE CAN I FIND THIS?????????? ANNE BONNEEEYYEYEYEYYE. ALSO THEY'RE WEARING CONTRASTING COLOURS PLEASE. I NEED THIS TO HAPPEN LESBIAN PIRATES PLEAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAH

That concludes my frilly little rant. Expect more uncontrollable behaviour from my part in the next few weeks.

Oh, and of course more in October. I will be wrapped in my breakup-robe-blanket, in my pirate shirt, underneath my Queen Anne's Revenge flag, staring at my screen like a hermit.

[astrogorl]

fuck relationships i need someone to go sail around the seas in hot pirate outfits with me as we steal from the rich and fuck up social norms

[hauntedbythenarrative]

Let's all manifest a lesbian pirates show 🕯🕯🕯🕯🔮👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏴‍☠️❤🧡🤍💖💜🏴‍☠️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🔮👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🔮🕯🕯🕯🕯🗡🗡🌬🌊🌊🌊🏴‍☠️🕯🕯🕯

[youshouldseemeinadeerstalker]

Me going into s2 of OFMD

[sinnerlina]

Thinking only about them all the time

[gipki]

ch2 page 7 of boon of the beacon maker is out!

[abnormalnewt]

The Ballad of Anne and Mary - lesbian pirate podcast based on true stories. Excellent. Loved it. Great singing, sea shanties, cast is fabulous - the lot. Some bits of it were stressful and I could have done with a trigger warning, but as nothing came of it, I guess it’s ok.

They’ve given it a good ending, I’ll tell you right now.

I didn’t realize until today how deep the emotional scars are for all the times we, the lesbians of Gen X and before, were given the shit ending. The only ending we were allowed to have on TV or film or anything - the lesbians never rode off into the sunset. NEVER. Someone died, or left, or some other awful thing would put an end to it. And I’m really, really, slow because it took me hours mulling this over to realize that that’s my story too. It isn’t just Gabby losing Xena, or Will losing Tara, it’s me losing my wife too. It became personal and I just hadn’t added it up.

If you read about these pirate queens, you’ll see they got a shit ending, according to the people writing their history. I am so grateful that the people who put this podcast (whole ass production) together consciously chose to give them a good ending. I had no idea how much I needed that.

[alicornpig]

I present to you all: Pham Thi Anh from Trice Forgotten

Episode Six: Lay Day is out now wherever you get your podcasts. This character means so much to me as my first ever voice acting role. I hope you all enjoy my voice acting!